识趣春春鱼冻-著

小说简介

《shiqu》shiyibuyinrenrushengdeduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo，jiangshulechengzuyiyunmanmanqinxianzaichunchunyudongdebixiajinglidejingxianzhilv。chengzuyiyunmanmanqinxianshigeputongren，dantabeijuanruleyigeshenmizuzhideyinmouzhong。tabixuliyongzijidezhihuiheyongqi，jiekaimituanbingzhengjiushijie。

精彩章节

zheishishangdeshiqing，yuanbenshishuobuqingde。renyurenzhijian，youqiruci。hengshudoushijiuchan，xiangyituanluanma，

niyueshishijingquche，tabianyueshishoujin，ledenichuanbuguoqi。wojinlaichangxiang，

dayueshiwozijijiangzheishengziraozailejingshang，quehaiguaineimashengtaiying。chengzuyihuilaideshihou，

qiangshangneizhichunniaozaoxingdezhongganghaojiaoleyisheng。bushizhengdian，shibandianbaoshi，

shengyinganbiedexiangbeicaileyijiaodelaihama。zheizhongshitamaide，shuoshiyoushejigan，

wokanzhezhijuedeshejitaderendagaigenniaoyouchou。tatuoxie，meifangjinxieju，yizhiwaizaixuanguanditanbianshang，

lingyizhigancuishuaidaoleketingzhongyang，gentaderenyiyang，daizheyizhonglizhiqizhuangdepita。“chilemei？”tawen，

shengyinmenmende，congchufangbingxiangneibianchuanguolai。wotingjianbingxiangmenbeilakai，yilaguanhuanbeibaikaidecuixiang。

tazaihebingpijiu，zheigedian。“chile。”wozuozaishafashang，meidong，shouzhizaishoujipingmushanghualaihuaqu，

qishishenmeyemeikanjinqu。pingmushangfanshechuyidianchuangwaidedengguang，hewozijimohudelian。

tatalazhetuoxiezouguolai，daizheyigukongdiaofangwaitoudereqihepijiumaiyadeweisuanqiwei，

xianjinwopangbiandeshafali。shafa**leyisheng。tayangtouguanleyidakoupijiu，houjiegundongleyixia。

“leitanle。genshennanfengtamengaoneigexiangmudeyusuan，chepileyixiawu，toudoudale。”“e。

”woyingleyisheng。shennanfengshitamenxueyuandefuyuanzhang，wozhidao。chengzuyizuijinchangti，

yuqiliyouyizhonghunzazheyanfanyuxuanyaodeyiwei，fangfonenggenfuyuanzhang“chepi”yixiawu，

yeshimouzhongshenfendezhengming。kongqiyouchenxiaqu。zhiyoutatunyanpijiudeshengyin，hechuangwaiyinyuedecheliuzaoyin。

neilaihamazhongdemiaozhen，kada、kadadizou，zouderenxinfan。wozhidaowoyinggaiwendianshenme。wenyusuanzenmele，

wenshennanfengshibushiyounangaole，wenwanshangxiangchishenmeyexiao。zheishiwotongchanghuideliucheng，

banyanyigetitiede、guanxintashiyeyeguanxintachangweidenvpengyou。danjintian，

neigenmashengsihuyouqiaoqiaoraoleshanglai。wobizhezui。tadeshoujipingmuliangleyixia，jiugezaichajishang。

pingmuchaoshang。yitiaoweixinxiaoxideyulandanchulai。yunmanman：[tupian]yunmanman：shixiong！

zheigeshujuwojuedeyoudianwenti，nifangbianshibangwokanyiyanbei？guixiela！neigegantanhao，

heneige“guixiela”，xiangzhenyiyang，jiqiqingweidizhalewoyixia。bushihentong，danweizhidiaozuan。yunmanman。

zheigemingzi，liantongtadaibiaodeneigeren，yijingxiangbeijingyinyiyang，chixubuduandixiangzaiwohechengzuyideshenghuoli，

xianglekuaiyinianle。tamenshitongmen，yigedaoshidaichulaideboshi，xianzaiyoushitongyigexueyuandeqingnianjiaoshi，

haicouqiaofenzaitongyigeguojiajixiangmuzuli。qiansiwanlv。chengzuyizongshizheimeshuo，yuqitandangdejinhuwugu，

haoxiangzheiyiqiezhishimingyundesuijipailiezuhe，gentabenrenhaowuguanxi。tanaqishouji，huakai，

diankaineizhangtupian，shouzhifangda，zixikan。meitouweiweicuzhe，henzhuanzhu。pijiuguangezaiduzishang，

suizhetadehuxiqingweiqifu。“zenmele？”wozhongyuhaishiwenlechulai。shengyinbiwoxiangxiangdeyaopingzhi。“e，

meishenme。”tameitaitou，“manmanyougeshujunongcuole，moxingpaobuchulai。”manman。tajiaotamanman。

zirandehen。xueyuanliqitalaoshixueshengyedouzheimejiao。tahuopo，kailang，huilaishi，zhangdeyetaoxi，yuanlian，

dayanjing，kanrenshizongdaizheyiguweijingshishidechongbaigan——youqikanchengzuyideshihou。“genniyoushenmeguanxi？

”wodehuaxiangyikexiaoshizi，diujinsishuili。tazhongyucongshoujipingmushangtaiqiyan，kanlewoyixia，

sihuyoudianyiwai。“yigezudea。xiangmukazhule，dajiadoumafan。shunshoudeshier。

”“tazenmebuquwenliqiqi？huozheqiulaoshi？”liqiqishixiangmuzulingyigenianqinglaoshi，

qiuqianshifuzeshujuzheikuaidefujiaoshou。“kenengjuedewobijiaoshuba。”tayoudixiatou，shouzhizaipingmushangqiaozi，

dagaishizaihuifu。“shixiongmeima，bangyixiazenmele。”shixiongmei。zheisangezizhenshikuaiwannengdezhexiubu，

shenmedounengwanglizhuang。woxinlineidianshuobuqingdaobumingdedongxi，xiangshuidideyuniyiyangfantengqilai。

woxiangqishangyici，yeshiyinweiyunmanman。tabanyeshiyidianjichengzuyidadianhua，

wenyigeshiyanyiqidecaozuowenti。chengzuyizaishufangjiele，shuolekuaibanxiaoshi。wojinqudaoshui，

tingjiantayuqiwenhe，naixindejinhucixiang。gualedianhua，woshuo：“shenmeyiqifeidebanyewen？

shiyanshimeibierenle？shuomingshushibaishe？”chengzuyidangshijiuzhoulemei。“qinxian，nizenmebiandezheimekebo？

renjiayigexiaoguniang，ganggongzuo，yudaonantizheji，zhaowozheigeshixiongwenyixia，youshenmewenti？

niyiqianbushizheiyangde。”womendachaoyijia。woshuotajiexianbuqing，tashuowowuliqunao。

woshuoniganjuebudaotakannideyanshenbuduijingma？tashuonineixinnengbunengyangguangyidian？doushitongshi，

zhengtianzhuomoshenme？zuihoutashuaimenquleshufangshui。diertianzaoshang，taxiangshenmedoumeifashengyiyang，

jiwodailedoujiangyoutiao。danwokanzhetaneifu“woyijingrangbulenibiebushiqu”debiaoqing，weiliyizhendu。

neichangzhengchaoxiangyichangtulaodezhengzha，chulerangneigenmashengledegengjin，rangwokanqilaigengxianggexiesidilidefengzi，

shenmeyemeigaibian。tayiranheyunmanmanzaitongyigexueyuan，tongyigexiangmuzu，

youzhewushuzhengdangliyoude“qiansiwanlv”。erwo，ruguozaiti，henkenengyouhuizhongfushangyicidexunhuan：chaojia，

danao，haojinliqi，zuihoutawunaidikanzhewo，shuoyiju“qinxian，nitaibuchengshule”。jieguobuhuigaibian。

zhihuirangwoxiandegengnankan。suanle。woduizijishuo。qinxian，suanleba。nishigechengnianrenle。

chengnianrendeshijiejiushizheiyang，jiaojifuza，biaomiangongfuyaozuozu，napadixialantoule，lianshangyedechengzhexiao。

nidechengshu，dewenzhong，detimian。youqishi，nide“shiqu”。woshenxiyikouqi，

baneidianfantengdeyuniyingshengshengyahuixindizuishenchu。tamenchendiandiandizhuizaineili。“e。

”woyouhuifuchengleneigepingbandeyindiao，“neininongba。”chengzuyisihusonglekouqi。

tabahuifuhaodeshoujirenghuichaji，fachu“pa”yishengqingxiang。“haole。xiaoshiqing。”tashenguogebo，

xianglanwodejianbang，daizhepijiuhekongdiaohunhedeweidao。“haishilaopohao。”woshentijibukechadijiangleyixia，

danmeiyouduokai。tadeshouzhangwenreditiezaiwojiantoudepifushang，cengjingzheizhongjiechunengrangwoanxin，

xianzaiquezhijuedexiangtieleyikuaiwentundeshibu。“zhoumoyuanlituanjian，qujiaoqudeminsu，keyidaijiashu。

”taxiangshihuranxiangqilai，yuqiqingsongdishuo，“shenyuanshuode，rangdajiafangsongyixia，yecujinjiaoliu。niquba？

”tuanjian。cujinjiaoliu。yisishi，yunmanmanyehuiqu。neigenshibuyiyangdeshoubeihaidazaiwojianshang。

wokanzhechajishangtaneibupingmugangganganxiaqudeshouji，

xiangxiangzheyunmanmanshoudaotahuifushikenengchuxiande、daizheganjihechongbaidexiaorong。wohuranjuedehenlei。

yizhongconggutoufenglishenchulaidepibei。chaojiameiyisi，sipolianmeiyisi，

zhuiwen“nihetadaodiyoumeiyoushenme”gengmeiyisi。jiusuanyou，tahuichengrenma？chengrenleyounengzenyang？

zheiqiansiwanlvdelianxi，shishidashicunzaide，bushinannvsiqingneimejiandan，haiqianchezhexiangmu，zhicheng，

renjiguanxi。wogansima？silezhihou，wozheisinianduodeganqing，yousuanshenme？wobuneng。wopeibuqi。

wojuedingzuoyigechengshuwenzhongdenvpengyou。zheishiwoweiyinengzhuazhude，kansitimiandexuanze。wochedongzuijiao，

nulizuochuyigexiaodeyangzi，suiranganjuejirouhenjiangying。“haoa。quba。”tagaoxingqilai，

yongliloulewoyixia。“zhenguai。daoshihoujieshaoshenyuanjinirenshi，duoliaoliaoduizanmenyouhaochu。”zanmen。

tazongshihenzirandibawohetakunbangzaiyiqi，youqishizaizheizhongxuyaozhanshi“jiatinghemu”deshike。

**zaitahuaili，bizilishitachenshanshangdandandexiyiyeweidao，

haiyouyisijixiweide、bushuyuwomenjiade、tiannidexiangshuiwei。wobishangyan，jiazhuangmeiwendao。

zhiyaotashiqudibuzailaitiaoxinwo，woyejiudangtazheigerenbucunzai。tuanjiandedifangshigetingpiaoliangdeminsu，

xiaoqiaoliushui，zhulinyanying。xueyuanbaolehaojidongxiaolou。qifenrenao，laoshimentuojiadaikou，haizimenpaolaipaoqu，

shaokaojiazhiqilai，yanxunhuoliaozhongmimanzherouxianghexiaosheng。chengzuyiyidaojiuronglejinqu，ruyudeshui。

tagenshennanfenggoujiandabeidishuohua，genqitananlaoshihuxiangdiyan，kaiwanxiao，youhenkuaibeiyiqunnianqinglaoshiweizhu，

taolunyigeshenmexueshuhuiyideshiqing。yunmanmanjiuzaineiqunnianqingrenli，chuanzheyitiaonenhuangsedelianyiqun，

xiangzhixiaohuangying，jijizhazha，bushifachuqingcuidexiaosheng。tademuguang，

zongshinengzhunquewuwudiluodaochengzuyishenshang。woduanzheyibeiguozhi，zhaolegebuyuanbujindejiaoluozuoxia。

yangguangtouguozhuyesaxialai，guangbanhuangdong。wokanzhezheiyiqie，xianggejuwairen。

chengzuyiouerhuichaowozheibiankanyiyan，zhaozhaoshou，shiyiwoguoqu。woyaoyaotou，xiaoxiao，zhizhishoulideguozhi，

biaoshiwozaizheilitinghao。chengshuwenzhongdenvpengyou，yinggaidongshi，buyinggaizainanrentanzhengshideshihoucoushangqu。

bihaotiandelaopomeipanzaiwopangbianzuoxia，tahuailibaozhetaliangsuiduodeerzi。“zenmebuguoqucourenao？

”tawenwo，yuqiwenhe。“rangtamenliaoba，woyetingbudong。”woxiaoxiao。meipanshigehenwenroudenvren，

lianshangzongdaizhedianpibeideshanyi。takankanrenqunzhongxin，youkankanwo，

dishengshuo：“nimenjiachenglaoshizhenshishouhuanying，nianqinglaoshimendouaiweizhetazhuan。”“ng，tabijiaorexin。

”woheleyikouguozhi，tiande，youdianni。“neigechuanhuangqunzideguniang，shijiaoyunmanmanba？

”meipansihuzhishisuikouyiti，“tinghuopode，zuiyetian，gangcaihaipaolaikuawomenjiabaobaoyanjingda。

”“shima。”woyingzhe，muguanglveguoneibian。yunmanmanzhengyangzhetougenchengzuyishuoshenme，shouzhihaibihuazhe，

chengzuyibiantingbiandiantou，zuijiaodaizhexiao。“nianqingzhenhao。”meipanqingqingtanlekouqi，douzhehuailidehaizi，

meizaishuoshenme。yangguangshaidewoyoudianfayun。neixiaosheng，neiyanwei，neitiannideguozhi，

haiyouyunmanmanshenshangpiaoguolaide、ruoyouruowudexiangshuiwei，hunhezaiyiqi，rangrenxiongmen。

chifandeshihoushiweizuodazhuo。shennanfengjianglejijuchangmianhua，dajiaguzhang，kaishidongkuaizi。

chengzuyibeiladaoshennanfengneiyizhuo，hejigelingdao、jiaoshouzuozaiyiqi。wobeianpaizaigebizhuo，

pangbianshimeipanhejigeqitajiashu。yunmanmanduanzhejiubei，yizhuoyizhuodijingjiu，xiaoyuyingying，

conglingdaoneizhuokaishi。tazoudaowomenzheizhuoshi，yijinglianjiafanhong，yanjingshuiwangwangde。“geweishimu、jiashumen，

wojingdajiayibei！ganxienimenzhichiwomengongzuo！womenyidingnuli，bugufuqiwang！”tashengyinqingcui，

dongzuohaoshuang，yikouganlebeilidepijiu。zhuoshangjigeayixiaozhekuata：“xiaoyunlaoshizhenlihai！”“chenglaoshi，

nizheixiaoshimeibudelea！”——houmianzheijushichongwomenzheizhuoshuode，chengzuyineizhuolidebuyuan，nengtingjian。

chengzuyixiaozhechaozheibianhuilehuishou。yunmanmanjingdaowozheili，teyiyoudaoleyibei。“qinxianjie，

wodandujingniyibei。zongshimafanshixiong，xiexienizheimedadu。”taxiaozhe，yanjingwanwande，yuqizhenchengwubi。

quanzhuoderendoukanzhewomen。neibeihuangsedepijiu，zaitashouliduanzhe，maozhexixiaodepaomo。wokanzhetadeyanjing，

neilimianchulexiaoyi，haiyouyizhongjiqiyinbide、shitanxingdeguangmang。tazaiguanchawodefanying。

woweilineidianfantengdeyuniyoumaoleyixiatou。xiexiewodadu？zheihuatingzhezhenershu，

xiangmouxiedianshijulidexiaosantaici。wojihuyaokongzhibuzhuzuijiaodelengxiao。danwolikeyalexiaqu。chengshu。

wenzhong。timian。woduanqiwodeguozhibei，gentapengleyixia，suliaobeibifachuchenmendeyisheng。“biekeqi。

”woshuo，shengyinpingjingdelianzijidoujingya，“gongzuozhongyao。”woheleyikouguozhi。

tazetongkuaidiyouganleyibei，liangchubeidi，chongwoxiaodegengjiacanlan。“qinxianjienirenzhenhao！

”tazhuanshenzouxiangxiayizhuo，nenhuangsedequnbaidangqiyizhenweifeng，daizheneilvtiannidexiangshuiwei。wozuoxia，

shouzhiweiweifaliang。meipandijiwoyizhangzhijin，“cacashou，gangcaibeizishangzhanleguozhi。”taxiaoshengshuo，

“zheizhongxiaoguniang，lihaizheni。nibiewangxinliqu。”wojieguozhijin，calecagenbenmeizhanshangguozhideshouzhi。

shia，lihaizheni。qingpiaopiaoyijuhua，yigeyanshen，jiunengjingzhundichuodaonidetongchu，

hainengrangzhouweiderendoujuedetadongshi、keai、huishuohua。erwo，danfanliuluchuyisibukuai，

jiuhuilikebianchengneigexiaoqi、kebo、bushidatidenvpengyou。zheizhangmeifada。touruchanchubitaidi。

woditouchicai，weidaoguadan，rutongjiaola。xiawuziyouhuodong。chengzuyibeishennanfenglaqudapaile。

wotuishuoyoudiantouteng，xianghuifangjianshuiyihuier。minsudefangjianbuda，danganjing。chuanglianlazhe，guangxianhunan。

wotangzaichuangshang，quehaowushuiyi。tianhuabanshangdemuzhiwenlixiangyizhangniuqudeditu。shoujizhendongleyixia。

shichengzuyifalaideweixin：baobei，shuixinglema？shenyuantamenwanshanghaixianggaogegouhuowanhui，gujidenaotingwan。

niyaoshilei，jiuzaifangjianxiuxi。wodingzhepingmu，meihui。tazongshizheiyang。shixianbuhuiwenwoyuanbuyuanyilai，

shihouyouhui“titie”dijinixuanxiang。danzheizhong“titie”beihou，shiyizhonglisuodangrandeyushe：tadeshiye，

tadeshejiao，tadequanzi，shishouyaode。woyinggailijie，yinggaizhichi，yinggaidongshidizijizhaodifangdaizhe，