三岁半的我为了养家重启神识起房子-著

小说简介

zuozhe“qifangzi”daizheshumingwei《sansuibandewoweileyangjiazhongqishenshi》dexiaoshuohuiguidaodazhongshixianzhong，zhurengongsuyouqingruandayingsubaochengshenbianfashengdegushirangrenyibukaimuguang，huanhuanxiangkoudegushiqingjiejueduiburongcuoguo，gaishuwei： suweishihefangmeimeicongtoudaoweidouguaiqiaodezhitingcongfenfu，rangfenjiajiufenjia，fendaoshenmejiunashenme，yidianyijiandoumeiyou。……

精彩章节

出门啦。

suyouqingbeisuoyoudeluobutoumenweizaizhongjianzou，liangzhixiaoshoudoubeilianggegegejilaolaodeqianzherenbeihuzaizhongjian，kejianpingrijialidexiongdijiemeimendoushizheimeaihutade。

qushanbianjianchaibuyongchuanguocunzi，congsujiachuquyouzhuanzhizhizoujiukeyididashanjiao，haishitingfangbiande。

congzouchusujiazhihou，suyouqingjiuyizhizaiguanchazheigeshijie，guanchazheigemoshengdedifang。

“xiaoshazi，xiaoshazi，xiaoshazi……”

“kuailaikana，sujiadexiaoshaziyouchulaile。”

“小傻子没死呀。”

“tahaihaoleni，mingkezhendaya。”

bianshang，yiqunluobutouyeconghoutouganshang，jingguosujiadeyichuanluobutoushi，faxianbeihuzaizhongjiandenvwawashi，daganjingya，yibianganluyibianyilun。

suoyi，tajiushineige……xiaoshazi？！

这开局，这人设……

suyouqingmianwubiaoqing：……

henhao，xiaoshazijiuxiaoshazi，zanzouzhe。

“zhenkelian，yebuzhidaoshisheizheimehenduxiashouzheimezhong，yaozasizheimexiaodehaizi。”

“jiushia，xiaoshazishenmeyebudong，sheidexinzheimehen？”

“gangcaitingshuoxiaoshazijiazhengzainaofenjia？！”

“woyetingshuole，haoxiangshiyinweixiaoshazizheiciyoufeilebushaoyiyaoqian，sujiadaerxiheererxijiubuganle，zheibuliyongzheigeyoutounaofenjia。”

“fenjia？！fendechengma？ruandayingnengtongyi？”

“butongyiyedetongyiya，sulaosanyijiaqueshishituoqitaxiongdihoutuile，renjiabieleneimeduonianlecainao，yuqingyuliyeshuodeguoquni。”

“ai，sheishuobushi，zheihaizhenguaibulesujiazheijixiongdi，doushiminga。”

……

suihou，zhiyousujiadezheiyichuanluobutoujingguodedifang，jihudoushiyipiandeqieqiesiyu，jinguantamendouyiweizijideyinliangkaidaozuixiaole，suyouqingcikeyirantingdeqingqingchuchu，haoxiangtamenjiuzaitaerbianshuohuaside。

xinxiliangyoudiandaya，zheisujiakezhendeshiyidianmimidoumeiyou，fenjiazhengzaijinxingzhongdeshiqingdounengbeirenzhidao，jianzhixiangxianchangzhibo。

buguo，zheifushentidezheigexiaoshazishibeirenjizaside？！xiongshoubujinmeiyouzhaodaohaishigemi？！

suyouqingyibianyilianmumudegenzhexiongdijiemeimenzou，yibianzaixinlipincouchutaxianzaideshenfen。

xiaoshazizheigeshenfenjiutaiwannengle，genbenbuyongtazuoshenmeyanshi，erqietasihuhaoxiangnianjihaihenxiaoba，yigexiaohaizidongshenme？！

renxiaoshizhendexiao，suyouqingditoukanzhezijixiaoshouxiaojiao，zaitaitoukanxiangyipangdegegejiejiemen，yo，tacaiganggangdaorenjiadejianbangni。

“meimei，daihuigenzhegege，jidezhuajingegedeyifu，zhidaoma？”shanjiaodaole，subaochengbufangxinzijidemeimei，yibianbiandedingzhuzijishoulidexiaoren。

yipangyizhilazhemeimeiruanhuhudexiaoshoudesubaoshiganjinshuo：“ge，wohuikanhaomeimeide，sheijiaowozouwodoubuzou。”

zheicitamendemeimeibeirenzaponaodaishi，ganghaoxiongdiliangdoubuzai，yizhiyuzheimeduotiangeliangdexinlidoushifendeneijiu，yincixiongdiliangzaixinlifashi，napahuogandeshaoyidian，yeyaobameimeikanhao。

subaocheng：“laoqi，nijintianderenwujiushikanhaomeimei，qitaderanggelai。”

“ge，wozhidao。”xiongdiliangdachengyizhi。

bianshangmeiyoubiaoqingdesuyouqing：“……”tayaokaolianggexiaodingdianbaohu？！

raner，xiaorendeyijianshibuzhongyaode，genghekuangshianjingrujidexiaoguniang？！

fanzheng，sujiazheimeduoxiongdijiemeichulaijianchaiyebuchasuyouqingyige，lingzhexiaoguniangchumenjiushiweiledaizhetakanzheta，bingbuxuyaosuyouqingbangmangganhuo。

yushi，xiaoguniangsuyouqingjiubeizijideqingeqianzhezaishanbianzou，kanzhejialidegegejiejiemensichujianchai。

“meimei，lai，gegegaosuniya，zheishanlibiankebunengsuibianluanzou，tebieshineilimiandeshenshan，keweixiankekongbule。dachongzhidaobu？haiyouxiongxiazihelangyo，doushichirende，darendoudabuguoni。meimeinikeyaotinghuae，jizhubunengwanglizou，yaoshinibeichidiaole，jiuzaiyejianbudaodienianghegegemenle。”

subaoshiyibianxiaoxinyiyidelazhemeimeideshouzoulu，yibianxiaozuibababadefanfurangmeimeijizhunaxieweixiandedifangbunengqu。

suyouqing：“……”shuodetahaoxiangbutinghuaside。

dachonghexiongxiazi，langyoushenmekepade？neibuguoshixiexiaochongzieryi。

buguo，shenlingdekepafangyuanjibailiderendouzhidao，wurenganjinrushenlingdeshenchu，darenmendouzhiganzaiwaiweidazhuan，gengbuyongshuojiebanzaiwaiweidewaiweidazhuandehaizimenle。

subaoshishuoyizhikanzhemeimeijiuyizhilazhetadexiaoshoubufang，lianggexiaorencunbubuli，yizhijingenzaizijiadexiongdijiemeimenhoumian，dajiahuozhaodaoyeguozishijiuhuipaoguolaijisuyouqingchi，zuihoutadexiaonaodaishanghaichaleyiduopiaoliangdehuangseyehuani。

“simeidailehuahaohaokanya。”jisuyouqingdetoushangchashanghuahou，dajiesuyurenbuzhudao。

erjiesusuwaizhetoukanzhebai**nenbenjiushengdehaokandesuyouqing：“dajie，simeibudaihuayehaokan。”

“dui，simeimeihaokan。”zhibisuyouqingdayisuiduodesanjiesuqingyingwuxueshedefuhe，zangxixidexiaolianxiaomimide。

yilianmodeganqingdesuyouqingangqitoukanzhebizijigaobushaodesangeshoushouxiaoxiaodexiaoguniang，tanengqingeryijudeganshoudaozheixielaizixiaojiejiemendeshanyiheguanai。

subaoshikanzhezijijiapiaoliangdemeimei，yegaoxingjile：“jianwanchaihou，womenquhelizhuayuxiaba，womeimeiliuleneimeduoxueyaoduobubu。”

“duiduidui，simeimeiyaoduobubushenti。”

“yutanghedandounengbu，kexijialimeirou，buranchirouyebushentini。”

“kenalilaiderouni？womenhaojiumeichiguoroule，haoxiangchiya。”

“我也想吃肉肉。”

“liudi，nijiubieshuole。”

“yaoshiwomennengzhuadaoyejihetuzijiuhaole，jiuyourourouchile。”

“zoulazoula，haishiganjinquhebianzhuoyuxiaba。”

……

congsuyouqinghaokandaochirourou，sujiaxiaozaizimendehuatitiaoyuexingshifenda，zheishuozheshuozhe，xiaoluobutoumenzijidekoushuidouliuleyidi，canchaqizhongdehaiyouhaojishengcongxiaoduzilifachulaidegululushengyin。

苏幼晴：……

野鸡和野兔？！

肉肉？！

这东西很难捉吗？！

zhengdangsuyouqingxinliyihuobuyishi，yanjiaoyuguangpiaodaoyigebumingzhongleidedongxizhengfeisuxiangzijipulai，shenbiandexiaozaizimengangfachujinghuni，xiayikeneijiahuojiumomingqimiaodeyitouzaidaozailelisuyouqingqibuyuandedishangle。

苏幼晴：……

什么鬼？！

nimendepinglunhedaxing，shiqifangzizuidadedongliyo。