《shenshoubufan》shiyibulingrenxindongdedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，youjuemingkangbaziqiaomiaogousi。gushijiangshuleyangmilinqiyezaiyiciourandeshijianzhongtashangleyiduanwujindemaoxianzhilv。yangmilinqiyejiangmianduigezhongweixianhemiti，bingjieshileyiqundaoyiheyouyidehuoban。tongguozhihui、yongqiheyili，yangmilinqiyezhujianfaxianlezijidezhenzhengshiming，bingweizhifendoudaodi。bingbushitajuedebuxing，ershizheiyanmin，tebieguijing，suanpandadeneishiyigedingdangxiang！kaishihuashujiushi《jiuzhoumijing》shiyigeweinichuangzaoji……jiangdailingduzhetansuoyigechongmanjingxihegandongdeshijie。
“喂？台长！”
yanminbugandaiman，lianmangjieqiledianhua。
“xiaomina，nixinliyuguchuduoshaojia？”
taizhangshitanxingdewenleyiju。
yanminkanlekanlinqiyeneibian，suihouyongshouwuzheshoujixiaoshengdao：
“wozhunbeichuyigeyi！”
“...”
“一个亿？！”
taizhangchuanlailejicudeshengyin！
“taizhang，nishijuedeyigeyiduolema？”
“wodaoshijuedegangganghao，linqiyeta....”
budengyanminbahuashuowan，taizhangxunsudaduandao：
“一个亿怎么够？”
“给他两个亿！”
阎敏：“....”
“什么？”
“两个亿？！”
yanminxiayishidefangdaleshengxian，lianggeyizheigexingerdeshuzi，limayinqilejiemuzuyumingxingtuandezhuyi。
“yandaoganggangshuoleshenme？”
jishishihunguozibenshichangdeyangmi，yebujinluchuyifujingrong！
“hao...haoxiangzaishuo，lianggeyi！”
bailuganjuezhouweidekongqidoubiandenanyixiayanle，zhengdalebenjiudadademeimu，zhenjingdekanzheyanminneibian。
kunkungengshibaichuyifunanyizhixindebiaoqing，zaichirededamohuanjingzhong，jingranganjuedaozhouzaochuanchuyisiliangyi！
“liang...lianggeyi？buhuiba！”
zhangdadashenchulezijizhibuzhizhandoudelianggeshouzhitou，zhenhandekanzhelinqiyedefangxiang。
taweilejinru《jiuzhoumijing》zheidangzhenrenxiujiemuzhong。
keshidongyonglequanbushenjiaheguanxi，jiuweilefangshouyibo！
nengyuyiqundingliugongtongluzhijiemu，hetongjiqianwantadouwusuowei！
kedangyigesuren，suisuibianbianjiubeilajinjiemuzu，daoyanhaiyaoqiuzhejitadingxinshi！
他终于绷不住了！
liansezaizheiyishunjian，biandejiweinankan！
....
zhibojiandewangyouyezhenduiyandaoshuoloudehua，kaishifengkuangyilun：
“lianggeyi，bukenengba？talinqiyebujiuyigesurenma？zenmekenengjitadingxin？！”
“loushangde，zheigejiemukeshishishizhibo，ganggangyandaodeyangzi，niyoubushimeikanjian，nanengyoujia？”
“**，zheiyetailipuleba，wojuedeyiqianwandouduole，lianggeyi？woxiangdoumeiwangzheigeshuzixiangguo！”
“gangganghaishuozuiduoji800wanderenni？zenmebushuohuale？”
“wojuede，2geyikenenghaizhishitaolunjiage，bingmeiyouluoshi，kankanyandaotazijizenmeshuoba。”
“....”
画面回到大漠。
yanminzhidaozijiganggangshitai，shenziwangyueyechekaolekaoxiaoshengdao：
“taizhang，womeitingcuoba？”
“两个亿？”
“....”
“wonengjinixiaozishuojia？”
“woshuolianggeyi，jiulianggeyi！”
“niruguonengdailaiyiyideliuliangshuju，woyekeyijinilianggeyiqucanjiajiemu！”
taizhangzhanjinjietiedeshuodao，genbenbujiyanminfanbodejihui。
tingletaizhangdehua，yanminyemanmanjieshoulexianshi。
zhishi，taxinlishizhongjuede，jilinqiyedingxin，youdianguoyugaole！
bijing，zhiyouwujingzheimedaka，caiqianledingxin！
qitaren，yezhishizaiyiyiyineieryi。
buguo，jiranshitaizhangfahua，yanminyezhinengrenle。
taguaduandianhua，taitouyulinqiyeduishileyiyan。
linqiyexinzhongsihuyijingzhixiaoledaan，dantahaishizaidengzheyanminqinkoufahua。
benlailinqiyejuedeyiqianwanyishangjiukeyile。
sheicengxiang，yanminzipuchulianggeyideshuzi！
zheirangzuoweichuanyuezhedelinqiye，yebujinyanxialeyikoutuomo。
bijing，liangyi，neikebujinjinzhishiputongshuzieryi！
haishijiuzhoubaifenzhijiushideren，jibeizidouzhuanbudaodetianwenshuzi！
“小兄弟。”
yanminzouxianglinqiye，runlerunsangzi，ranhouzhengzhongdeshuodao。
“ruguoninengjiaru《jiuzhoumijing》depaishe，wonengjinizheigeshuzi！”
yanminshenlelianggeshouzhitouchulai。
zhangdadasihuhaibaozhejiaoxing，ziwendao：
“liang...liangqianwan？”
kunkunziqiqirendeshuodao：
“liang...liangqianwanyetaiduoleba！”
“genwokunkunbi，haishichalexiexu，nishuoduiba，huahua....”
huahuajiankunkunjiangshoudazailetadejianshang，tapixiaoroubuxiaodehuidao：
“shia...hahaha...”
“....”
yueyecheqianfangbuyuan，yanminshuangyanzhushizhelinqiye，huanhuanshuodao：
“两亿！”
“....”
张达达：“？？？”
kunkun：“？？！！！”
huahua：“.....”
jiemuzusuoyouren：“？！！！”
zhibojianmanpingdanmu：“！！！！”
yanminbajiageshuochulaizhihou，jishisuoyourenxinlidouyouyigezhunbei。
kehaishizaizheiyike，ganjueyouxiezhixi！
jiulianyixiangchenwendewujing，yedaoxileyikouliangqi。
bijing，takeshizaiyingshiquanmopagundashushinian，zuizhongcaiyoudezheigekawei，nashangledingxin！
linqiyewumingwufen，gangchuchangjiugentayigejiawei！
zheirangtaxinzhongganjue，jishiniandenuli，haiburubierendeyishiyunqi！
zenmeshuo，douhuirangtaxinliyoudianyiyang。
“lianggeyi？pingshenme？”
“阎导，我**！”
张达达率先表态。
linqiyewufuwumu，yemeixianguishenfen，tabingbupadezuilinqiye。
大漠中。
kunkunlianseshabai，zaitingdezhangdadade**shengzhihou，tayelimazhanchulaishuodao：
“yandao，bugongping！zheibugongping！”
“tayigesuren，pingshenmenadingxin？”
“erwozuoweidingliu，luwanyiji，caizhiyoutayibandexinchou！”
kunkundefandui，rangzhibojiantadefensimenlimababumandazailegongpingshang！
“talinqiyesuangeshenmedongxi？xinchouyepeibiwogegegao？”
“yandaonaozishichoujinlehaishijinshuile？jiyigesurenkaidingxin？shenjingbingba！”
“wogegekeshizuoleliangnianbandeouxianglianxisheng，caiyourujindechoulao，tazheimenuliqiexinku，zenmenengrangyigesurendexinchouchaoguota？”
“wuwuwu，wojiagegezheishishouletiandadeweiqua，yaoshidaoyanbujiwojiagegejiajiadaoliangyi，womenjiubukan《jiuzhoumijing》dejiemule！”
“yanzhonghuaiyiyouneimu，buranzenmehuijiliangyidingxin？neigelinqiyeshidaoyandeqinqiba？xianzaishiweilepengtashangwei？jianyiyancha！”
“....”
“zenmeyang，zheigejiagehaimanyima？”
yanminluchuyipaibaiya，xiaoxixidewenxianglinqiye。
林七夜点了点头道：
“不错！”
suihou，zaiyanminpingbanshangdedianzihetong，qianxialezijidemingzi。
“daoyan，wo**！zheibugongping！”
zhangdadayukunkundefanduisheng，chuandaoleyanmindeerduoli。
yanminzhijiegaojushuangshou，zuoleyige“x”deshoushidao：
“**无效！”
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