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koubeichaogaodexuanhuankehuanxiaoshuo《sangshichaoxiong？wofanshoujitabiangehudiejie》，linxiaomanchenmoshijuqingfazhanlibukaideguanjianjiaose，wucuobanjuqingmiaoshu：”“zuosiduohaowana～”linxiaomanbengqilai，“zou！banwanguantouzanmenjiuqumainaicha！woyaojiashuangbeizhenzhu！……

精彩章节

1xitongnilimaoma？rangwojisangshibiantoufa？“ding——jiancedaosuzhubeisangshibaowei，

zuosixitong007weininfuwu。”linxiaomanzhengbazhebianlidianbolimen，duizhelimianzuihouyipingkeleliukoushui。

moshibaofabannian，tacongbaiwanfenyouxizhuboaochengle“morigouwang”，ciketingzhenaozilijixieyin，

diyifanyingshibaliantiezaibolishang，chongwaimianhuanglehuang：“sangshidagemen，yaobuzanshangliangshangliang？

wohewanzheikoukelejiujinimenbiaoyange‘yuandizhuanquanquan’？

”“suzhudangqianrenwu：yongsangshidetoufabianzhihudiejiex1。”xitongyinbujinbuman，

“shibaichengfa：beisangshidangchengfazanchazaitoushang。

”“……”linxiaomanditoukanleyanwanjiandedianzibiao——xiawusandianshiqifen，

zhengshisangshitilizuiwangshengdeshiduan。tadingzhebolimenwaihuangyoudesanzhisangshi，qizhongyizhichuanzhefenseluolitaqun，

toufashanghaibiezhegesuliaohudiejie（yinggaishishengqiangangmaide），

zhengyongzhijiaguamen：“kadakada……”“bao～”linxiaomanturandunxialai，

duizheneizhiluolitasangshiluchutianxiao，“nitoufashangdehudiejiewaila～jiejiebangnizhongxinbianhaobuhao？

”sangshidongzuodunzhu。xitongjidejixieyindoupoleyin：“suzhunizaiganma？！renwushiyaonibianhudiejie，

不是和丧尸唠嗑！

”“laokeyeshirenwudeyibufena～”linxiaomanmochudoulidepijin（congmougesangshidoulimode，fensede，

hesangshiqunzijuepei），“nikan，nizheitoufasanzheduokelian？jiejiejinizhagexiaojiujiu，

baozhengbigangcaidehudiejiehaokanyibaibei！

”luolitasangshideyankuangturanfanqihongxuesi——zheishisangshiqingxubodongdebiaoxian！linxiaomanyanjingyiliang，

xiangqixitongtishilineiju“ganzhisangshiqingxukehuodeewaijiangli”。tacoujinsangshierbian，

yongtiandefanideshengyinshuo：“bao，nishibushiele？jiejiebaoliyoubankuaiqiaokeli，

ketianketianle～”sangshidezhijiamanmanchuixialai。“ding——jiancedaosangshiqingxu：kewang（qiaokeli）。

”xitongtishi，“qingxuzhi+10，keyongyuduihuanjiangli。”linxiaomanchenjibapijintaozaisangshishouwanshang，

zhuailezhuaitadetoufa：“lai，batoudiyidian～jiejiejinibiange‘aixinxiaojiujiu’，baozhengquanfeituzuikeai！

”sanfenzhonghou，luolitasangshitoudingqiaozhegewaiwainiuniudefensehudiejie（pijinyanse），

bozishanghaiguazhelinxiaomansaidebankuaiqiaokelibaozhuangzhi。tamolemozijidetoufa，

juranduizhelinxiaoman“wuwu”leliangsheng——xiangjilebeizhurenkuajiangdexiaogou。

“ding——renwuwancheng：yongsangshitoufabianzhihudiejiex1。”xitongyinturanbiandewenrou，

“jiangli：sangshiqingxutanceqi（keganzhisangshidangqianqingxu，youxiaoqi24xiaoshi）。

”linxiaomangangbatanceqichuaijindouli，jiutingjianshenhouchuanlaishuxidemasheng：“linxiaoman！

nizaizheiergensangshiwanguojiajia？！”chenmokangzhebaxiujibanbandexiaofangfu，zhanzaibianlidianmenkou。

tachuanzhepodongdezhanshubeixin，shoubeijirougudelaogao，zuijiaoqueminchengyitiaoxian——dianxingde“zuiyingxinruan”xing。

zuilipudeshi，tahuailijuranbaozhegefensebaowenbei，beishenyinzhe“tianmeizhuanshu”。“chenmo！

”linxiaomanbengqilai，“nijurantouzangwodebaowenbei？！”“sheitouzangle？”chenmoerjianfahong，

“zheishisutianrangwojinisongde。tashuonizuotianhan‘xianghecaomeinaicha’，wopaolesantiaojiecaimaidao。

”tababeizisaijilinxiaoman，zhuanshenyongfutouqiaoleqiaoluolitasangshidexigai，“zoule，biegensangshiwan。

nizuotianbeizhuashangdegebohaimeixiao。”linxiaomanjieguobeizi，wendaolimiancaomeixiangjingdeweidao，

turanlengzhu：“sutianni？”“zaihoubian。”chenmozhilezhixiangzishenchu，

“wangdazhuangfeishuoyaojitabiaoyan‘tushoupizhuan’，jieguobazhuanpaizijijiaoshangle。”huayingangluo，

xiangzilichuanlaiwangdazhuangdecanjiao：“tianmei！wojiaoteng！nikuaibangworourou！

”sutianzhazheshuangmaweicongxiangzilipaochulai，beizhebitarenhaidadeyaoxiang，

shoulihaizuanzhebanhechuangketie：“dazhuanggenibienao！

wozheiyaoxianglizhiyoudianfuheshabu……”tataitoukanjianlinxiaoman，yanjingyiliang，“xiaoman！

nitoufashangzhanlesangshidexue！”linxiaomanmolemofashao，guoranyouanhongdexuezi。tazhengyaozhaozhijin，

luolitasangshituranpuguolai，zhuazijingzhundigouzhuletadeshouwan——danbushigongji，

ershiyongzhijiaqingqinggualeguatadepijin：“wuwu……”“bao～”linxiaomandunxialai，molemotadetou，

“shibushixiangrangwozaijinibiange？”xitongturantishi：“jiancedaosangshiqingxu：kaixin（+20）。

dangqianqingxuzhikeduihuan‘sangshianfupenwu’x1（nengrangsangshianjing10fenzhong）。

”linxiaomankanzhexitongjiemian，youkanlekanhuailibaobeikanxidechenmo，turanxiaochusheng：“chenmo，

nishuowoyaoshiyongzheipenwupenwangdazhuang，tahuibuhuianjingxialai？”chenmodefutou“danglang”diaozaidishang。

2zuosixitongdeyinzanggongneng？nengzhaohuansangshibanglumao？dangwan，linxiaomandunzaiwudingkenyasuobinggan，

chenmobaozhejitazuozaitapangbian——shuoshijita，qishiqinxianduanlelianggen，qinshenshanghaizhanzhesangshixue。

“nijurandaijita？”linxiaomanyaosuiyikuaibinggan，“moshidaizheiwanyierganma？

”“danshou《xiaoxingxing》jisangshiting，nengrangtamenanjing。”chenmobolexiaqinxian，fachucierdeshengyin，

“zuotianshile，guanyong。”“neinizenmebuzaoshuo？”linxiaomanyanjingfaliang，

“wojintianbeisanzhisangshizhuilebantiaojie！”“yinweinimeiwenwo。”chenmoditoudiaoxian，

“erqie……”taturantaitou，“nijintiangensangshiwanbiantoufa，shibushiyongleneige‘qingxutanceqi’？

”linxiaomandeshouyidou，bingganzhadiaozaidishang。tazheicaifaxian，

chenmodemuguangyizhisuozaitadoulidetanceqishang——neishitacongsangshidoulimodefensefajiagaizaode，

cikezhengshanzhefenguang。“jiu……jiuwanwan。”tabieguolian，“xitongjidejiangli，buyongbaibuyong。

”chenmoturanshenshou，niezhutadexiabarangtataitou：“linxiaoman，nizuijinbuduijing。”“nabuduijingle？

”linxiaomangengzhebozi。“niyiqianbeisangshizhui，diyifanyingshipao。”chenmodemuzhicengguotadezuijiao，

“xianzaibeizhui，nijurannengxiaozhegensangshilaoke。”linxiaomandexintiaolouleyipai。taxiangqijintianxiawu，

luolitasangshigenzhetazoulesantiaojie，

zuilihaidiaozhetasaideqiaokelibaozhuangzhi——xiangjilebeizhurendoulededaxingquan。

“kenengshi……”taditoukoushouzhi，“moshitaiwuliaole，zhaodianlezi。”chenmodingzhetakanlesanmiao，

turansongkaishou：“xingba。buguomingtianbieluanpao，wotingshuoxibianchaoshiyoupiguantou。”“zhende？

”linxiaomanlikezuozhi，“wogenniqu！”“biegaoxingtaizao。”chenmobeiqijita，

“qulenidebangwobanguantou。”“chengjiao！”linxiaomanbengqilai，“wofuzegensangshilaoke，

nifuzebandongxi——zheibohezuoshuangying！”chenmodezuijiaochoulechou，meishuohua。diertianqingchen，

linxiaomangenzhechenmolaidaoxibianchaoshi。yuanyuanjiutingjianlimianchuanlai“kuangdang”dexiangsheng，jiazazhesangshidesihou。

“buduijing。”chenmozhoumei，“pingshizheishihouchaoshiyinggaimeizheimeduosangshi。”liangrengangzoudaomenkou，

jiukanjianwangdazhuangconglimianchongchulai，huailibaozhegebitahaigaodeguantoudui，houmiangenzhewuzhisangshi，

qizhongyizhichuanzheweiqun，shoulihaizuanzhebacaidao：“hou——”“dazhuanggeniyouchuanghuole？！”linxiaomanhan。

“bushiwo！”wangdazhuangbaguantouwangdishangyireng，“woqunaguantou，jieguozheisangshituranchongchulai，

shuo‘ganqiangtadejidan’！”chuanweiqundesangshi（zancheng“caidaojie”）juqicaidao，chaowangdazhuangkanqu。

linxiaomanyanjishoukuai，taochuxitongjianglide“sangshianfupenwu”penguoqu——caidaojiededongzuodunzhu，

yanshenturanbiandemimang：“ji……dan？”“dui！”linxiaomanchenjichongguoqu，zhuaizhucaidaojiedeshouwan，

“jiejieshibushiele？wozheieryoujidan！”tacongdoulimochugejidan（zuowancongsangshidoulishunde），

zaicaidaojieyanqianhuanglehuang。caidaojiedeyanshenshunjianqingming，

jieguojidan：“xie……xie……”“ding——jiancedaosangshiqingxu：ganji（+30）。”xitongtishi，

“dangqianqingxuzhikeduihuan‘sangshijiyisuipian’x1（suijihuoqusangshishengqianjiyi）。”linxiaomanyanjingyiliang，

gangyaoduihuan，chenmoturanzhuaizhutadegebo：“xianbieji。nikanneibian。”shunzhechenmoshouzhidefangxiang，

linxiaomankanjianchaoshierloudechuanghushang，pazhegechuanbaiqunzidesangshi——zhangfapisan，liansecangbai，

zhengdingzhetamen。“neishishei？”linxiaomanzhoumei，“womeijianguota。

”“tashi……”chenmodeshengyinturandile，“sutiandejiejie，suyao。”“shenme？！”linxiaomanzhenjing，

“sutiandejiejiebushibannianqianjiu……”“sile。”chenmotitashuowan，“dansangshibuhuisi。

”suyaoturantaitou，muguangsuodinglinxiaoman。tadetongkongfanzhehuibaise，

zuijiaoquechechuyimoguiyidexiao：“xiaoman……laipeiwowanya～”xitongturanfengkuangtishi：“jinggao！

jiancedaogaojiesangshiqingxu：eyi（+100）！jianyisuzhulijicheli！”linxiaomandetuiduzikaishidazhan。

taxiangqizuotianluolitasangshidewenrou，zaikankanyanqiansuyaodeguiyixiaorong，turandalegehanzhan。“chenmo，

”tazhuaizhutadeyijiao，“womenpaoba？”chenmowozhutadeshou，bajitawangdishangyichu：“paoshenme？

woyoubanfa。”taconghuailitaochugefensefajia（helinxiaomandetanceqitongkuan），dijilinxiaoman：“yongzheige，

biangehudiejiejisuyao。tashengqianzuiaihudiejie。”“ha？”linxiaomanlengzhu，“zheiyouyongma？”“shishi。

”chenmotuiletayiba。linxiaomanyingzhetoupichongshangqu，

duizhesuyaoluchutianxiao：“jiejie～nitoufashangquegehudiejie～”suyaodedongzuodunzhu。

tadingzhelinxiaomanshoulidefajia，yanshenzhujianruanhua：“hudiejie……shi……mamasongwode……”“dui！

”linxiaomankuaisubianhaohudiejie，daizaisuyaotoushang，“jiejiedaizheigezhenhaokan！”suyaomolemozijidetoufa，

turankule：“mama……mamashuodengwoshengri，

yaosongwoyigedadangao……”“ding——renwuwancheng：anfugaojiesangshix1。”xitongtishi，

“jiangli：sangshijiyisuipianx1（suyaoshengqianjiyi）。”linxiaomanjieguosuipian，

naohailituranfuxianchuhuamian：suyaochuanzhebaiqunzi，zaidangaodianqiandengmama，sangshichaobaofashi，

taweilebaohumeimeisutian，beisangshiweigong……“yuanlaisutiandejiejieshiweilejiutacaibianchengsangshide。

”linxiaomanqingshengshuo。suyaoturantaitou，yanshenhuifuqingming：“xiaoman……xiexieni。

”“buyongxie～”linxiaomanmolemotadetou，“**meihaizaidengnini。”suyaoxiaolexiao，

zhuanshenzouxiangchaoshishenchu。chenmozhuailezhuailinxiaomandeyijiao：“zoule，guantouhaimeibanwan。”“dengdeng！

”linxiaomanturanxiangqishenme，“xitongshuoqingxuzhinengduihuanjiangli，woyonggangcaideganjizhihuanlejiyisuipian，

neieyizhini？”xitongtishi：“eyizhikeduihuan‘sangshikongzhika’（linshikongzhidijiesangshi，

chixushijian5fenzhong）。”linxiaomandeyanjingshunjianliangle：“chenmo！womenmingtianquqiangwuziba？

yongzheigekongzhisangshidangkuli！”chenmodezuijiaochoulechou：“niquedingbushizaizuosi？

”“zuosiduohaowana～”linxiaomanbengqilai，“zou！banwanguantouzanmenjiuqumainaicha！woyaojiashuangbeizhenzhu！

”chenmokanzhetabengbengtiaotiaodebeiying，wunaidixiaole。

tamolemodoulidefensefajia——neishitazuotianzaisuyaodesangshiduilijiande，yuanbenxiangrengdiao，

xianzaikanlai……huoxuyouyong。3sangshiyaozhuixing？wojitaqianlegeming！jiexialaidebangeyue，

linxiaomanhechenmode“feitushengcunxiaodui”zhujianzhuangda。

wangdazhuangchengle“wuzibanyungong”（suiranzongbadongxibancuodifang），

sutianchengle“yiliaozhuli”（yongyuheyinengbasangshideshangkoufengchenghudiejie），erlinxiaoman，

zechengle“sangshianfudashi”——tayongxitongjianglideqingxutanceqiheanfupenwu，

shoufuleershiduozhisangshidang“xiaodi”。zheitian，linxiaomandaizhetade“sangshixiaodi”menquchaoshibanlingshi。