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“jizhu，nimenzhiyouqitiandeshijian……”
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yejiashangxia，shubairen，wurenkedang，yanzhengzhengdekanzheyangfenglikai。
yangfenglikaizhihou，suoyourensongleyikouqi。
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杨风，强的可怕！
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yeguanglianseyinchendewendao：“ba，womengaizenmeban？”
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wanglilaidaodazhongdemianqian，yongshouqiaoleqiao，haoqidewendao。
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“哈哈哈！”
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piankezhihou，yeguangmianrusihuidao：“ba，duifangshuo，gangcaineigedarenwuguolaile，danshiyouzoule。”
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……
zouchujiudian，yemengyanhaizaiyilianmengbizhizhong。
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“杨风，我们……”
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tabenlaiyiweizheibeizidouzheiyangle，danshimeiyouxiangdao，yangfengyihuilai，jiurangtazaisuoyouyejiazhirenmianqianyangmeituqi！
yemengyanyihuodewendao：“yangfeng，yejiaren，zhendehuijiwodaoqianma？”
yangfengxiaozhedao：“nifangxinhaole，tamenruguobugui，wojiurangtamencongzheigeshijieshangyongyuanxiaoshi。”
shuozheihuadeshihou，yangfengdelianshangduoleyisishaqi。
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叮铃铃！
zheishi，yemengyandeshouji**，xiangleqilai。
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yangfengkandaozheili，wendao：“zenmele？”
yemengyanyouyuleyixiadao：“ganggangmadalaidianhua，jintianwaigongjiajubanjiayan，yaowoguoquhewaigongshuojijujixianghua。”
yangfengxiaozhedao：“haoa，wopeiniyiqiqu，huilaizhihou，wohaimeiyoujianguonibamani。”
“嗯！”
yemengyandianlediantou，lianggerenmaileyixieliwuyiqiqianwang。
……
兰家。
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wunianzhiqian，lanxinshenweiyejiadashaoyedelaopo，meiyicihuidaoniangjia，shoudaodedoushichaoguigezhaodai。
但如今……
yinweiyangfeng，tamenyishilanjiarenchaoxiaodeduixiang。
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dangyangfengjinrudatinghou，lanjiarenyilianjingya。
“爸妈！”
yangfengmeiyoulihuizhongrenguaiyidemuguang，laidaoyehaigenlanxinmianqianwenhao。
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dangnianruguobushiyinweiyangfeng，tamenyijia，buhuiluodaojintianrucidedibu。
“yangfeng，nihuilaiganshenme？ninandaohaixianhaiwomenjiabugouma？”lanxinnuhoudao。
yangfengyilianqianyi：“ma，dangnianshiwodecuo，woxianzaihuilai，jiushiweilemibudangniandeguocuo。”
lanxinkanzheyangfeng，yishenditanhuoyifu，lengxiaodao：“nishuodehaoting，nizenmemibu？”
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yanjianlanxinshengqi，yemengyanjimangzhanchulai。
zaitaxinli，yangfengshizhongshizijidelaogong！
lanxinzekanzheyemengyan，shuangmufanhong。
tashengqidao：“nijiushigeshayatou，yangfengbanihaideneimecan，nihaibangtashuohua，nishibushifengle！”
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“ma，wozheiyicihuilai，jiushirangnimenguoshanghaorizide！”
“wozaiyebuhuilikaimengyanle，woyaorangtachengweishijieshangzuixingfudenvren。”
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yangfenglianseyansu，shuangyanzhencheng。
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