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《susheguize：wodeshiyoubushirenle》shiyibuyinrenrushengdeduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo，youzuojiabihaichaolanjingxinchuangzuo。gushizhujiaochenshashalimengliyuedemingyunyuaiqing、quanlihebeipanjiaozhizaiyiqi，jieshilerenxingdefuzaheshehuideheianmian。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqishenkededongchalihejinzhangdejuqingerbeishouzanyu。diyishengheshangshu，lianseshiqiansuoweiyoudeningzhong，jingpianhoudemuguangruilirudao：「tushuguan。guizediyitiao。」……。

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1tunshizhimenjiuyuedelieri，xiangronghuadebaijin，wuqingdizhikaozhedadi。

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如影随形。

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liyuexingzhibobodigentafenxianggangcaikandaode「qipaguize」，limengtouyemeitai，

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」【susheloulilunshangzuigaowei12ceng。

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chixiaodao：「jiade！sheixinsheisha！kendingshixuexiaoweileshengshi，nongxieshenshentaotaodedongxihehuwomen，

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zuihaodangzhen。」tadunledun，shengyinyadegengdi，「wochaguohenduofeigongkaideziliao，

cdayiqian……chuguobushaowufajieshideshizongheyiwai。zheixieguize，keneng……shiyongxuedejiaoxunhuanlaide。

」qinshiliyishixianrusiji，zhiyouchuangwaiouerchuanlaidefengsheng，tingqilaidouxiangshiwuyan。

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neibenshenlanseshoucebeiwomensaidaoshujiazuidiceng，

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woshituyongzuihelidejieshianweiziji，danshengyinliwufakongzhidezhandouchumailewoneixindekonghuang。limeng「pa」

diyishengheshangshu，lianseshiqiansuoweiyoudeningzhong，jingpianhoudemuguangruilirudao：「tushuguan。guizediyitiao。」

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neiyiye，womensanrencheyeweimian。

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