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yitingdaojiangchendehua，tanglaotaitaidunshiqidehunshenfadou，liansetieqing。
tajingganshuo，yaobalaozhaiyiweipingdi？
“nisuanshenmedongxi？jingganweixienainai？”
tangfenggengzhijieyuezhongerchu，yibiannushengmadao，yibianchaojiangchendabuzoulai。
看样子，是想动手。
jiangchendandanpieletayiyan，ranhoushouzhangfanqi，xiangyizhangbazheizhibuzhangyandelouyipaifei。
dan，tahaimeilaidejichushou，jiujiantangsuxinturanchongguolai，dangzaitashenqian，bingzhoumeishuodao：“jiangchen，niganmaduinainaishuozheizhonghua？”
“wobuxiangzhuzhuwudayuan，yinweineiyangbuheshi，woshigenvhaizi，niyoushiruzhuide，womenbunengzhuzhuwu。”
“woyebuxiangrangtangfengjiwoxiaguidaoqian，tashiwotangge，meiyougegejimeimeixiaguide，neiyangyebuheshi。”
“zheijitianfashengdeshigouduodele，ninengbunengbiezaireshile？”
tingdaozheifanhua，jiangchenbuyouzhouqilemeitou。
tangsuxindexingge，shuohaotingdian，jiaodadu，shuonantingdian，jiaonuoruo。
zuorendadushiyinggaide，danjuebunengnuoruo，niyuenuoruo，bierenjiuyueqizainitoushang。
zhisuoyienyuanfenming，jiangchencainengzoudaojintianzheiyibu，chengweirenjianrenweideluochadilingtian。
“suxinyouxiaoxin，shidati，nainaiweinigandaogaoxing。”
chenzhejiangchenbushuohuadejianxi，laotaitaiyilianmanyidikualetangsuxinjiju。
jinjiezhe，tayouzhengsedao：“suxinyijienvliu，youshizhaodeshangmennvxu，queshibuheshijinzhuwu，zuotianshiwokaolvbuzhou，shiwodecuo。”
“cuoyiniangcheng，weiyoumibu，burubazhuwuhuanchengdongsanyuan，chulebayuanlaineijianyuanzihaijitazhiwai，zaibadongsanyuanyeyibingfenjita。suxin，nijuederuhe？”
tangsuxinjimangdiantou：“yiqieyounainaizuozhujiuhaole。”
“嗯。”
laotaitaimanyididiandiantou，youdao：“neijiuzheimedingle，suxinnahuiyuanlaineijianyuanzi，zaibadongsanyuanfenjita，tangfengyeyaoxiangtazhenchadaoqian，zheishijiuzheimelejieba。”
“谢谢奶奶。”
tangsuxinjimangdaoxie，yanlimanshixinxi。
dongsanyuansuiranmeiyouzhuwudayuanneimeda，danyeshizhengzuolaozhailizuidadesangeyuanzizhiyi，zhandiyezuyouyiqiansanbaiduopingmi。
duitalaishuo，nengnadaodongsanyuan，yijinghengaoxingle。
panyunfenghetangshourenfufu，yehengaoxing，dongsanyuankeshijiazhiyiyiduodezichan。
tangjiaqitaren，zeyigegexiandejibuganxin，queyoubuganduoshuoshenme。
youqishitangfeng，liandouheile。
tabenxiangbatangsuxinganchujiamende，meixiangdao，jingrannengrangtangsuxinnaledongsanyuan，neikeshitazaojiukuishiyijiudeyuanzi。
jianzhijiushipeilefurenyouzhebing。
jiangchenzeweiweizhoumei，dao：“suxin，niyimeituirangdehua，tamenzhihuibianbenjiali，yufaqidaonitoushang。”
tangsuxinzeyaotou：“jiangchen，shiqingdoujiejuele，kuaibieshuole。”
“那就随你吧。”
jiangchenwunaidiyaoleyaotou。
zheinvren，jiushitaishanliangle，shanliangdaoyouxienuoruo。
zheishiyoudian，tongshi，yeshiquedian。
zuiwunaideshi，jiangchenjiushiyinweitadeshanliang，erduitadongxinde。
“haole，tangfeng，yuandufushu，qujisuxinzhenchadaoqianba。”laotaitaibuxiedipieleyiyanjiangchenhou，youchaotangfengdandanshuodao。
laotaitaicongshizhizhong，doumeitixiagui，ershishuozhenchadaoqian。
yinweitangfengshitazuichongai，zuiqizhongdesunzi，zenmenengrangtajitangsuxinxiagui？
heng！jiusuanjiangchengannuganyan，tayounengruhe？
“是。”
tangfengxinyoubugan，danhaishizoudaozhuozipangbiandaoleyibeicha。
“jinipeigebushile。”
tangfengliansejiangyingdibachabei，shuangshoupengdaotangsuxinmianqian。
“哼，这叫道歉？”
jiangchenlenghengyiju，ranhoushouzhiqingqingdanliangxia。
liangdaowuxingdezhenqi，jingzhundijizhongtangfengdexigaiwo。
tangfengbian“putong”yishengguilexialai。
“zuotianshuoguo，shulejiuxiaguidaoqian，zaiwomianqianyexiangtoujianshuahua？heng！”
jiangchenmoranshuodao，ranhouzoudaojiaoluolizuoxia。
jiantangfengturanguixia，zhouweiderendoulengle。
tangsuxinzhengyouyuyaobuyaojieguoneibeicha，yijiantangfengguizaizijimianqian，dunshibuzhisuocuo。
tangfenglengleyixia，ranhoujimangxiangpaqilai。
dan，talianggexigaixiangshiduandiaoleyiyang，jingranshibushangyisiliqi。
“daoqian，jiuyinggaiyoudaoqiandeyangzi。”jiangchenzaijiaoluolimoranshuodao。
taneiliangdaozhenqi，yijingzuanjinletangfengdexigaiwoli，zhiyaotabushouhuizhenqi，tangfengjiujueduizhanbuqilai。
“ni……shinigaodegui？”
tangfengyijinglianseshabai，lenghanzhiliu。
tacongmeiyudaoguozheizhongqingkuang，xigaimingminghaizaijiaoshang，dan，taquesihaoganjuebudaoxigaidecunzai，gengyongbushangyisiliqi。
就像见了鬼似的。
jiangchenjibuchengren，yemeifouren，zhimianwubiaoqingdiwangzheta。
tangfengxindifahan，jimangliangshouchengdi，xiangrangzijizhanqilai。
tazheigezishi，zaipangrenkanlai，jiushizaijitangsuxinketou。
“ni……niganshenme？”tangsuxinheyidatiao，jimangduokai。
“fenger，nimeibiyaoduitaketouba？”
laotaitaizhouzhemeitou，yilianbuyuedishuodao。
“nainai，woyebuxianga。”
“neinihaibuganjinqilai？”
“woqibulai。”tangfengkuaikule。
“youshouyoujiaode，zenmehuiqibulai？”laotaitaiyouxieqinao。
“我……”
tangfengbuzhidaogaizenmejieshi，yixiangdaoxigaituranshibushangliqi，xiangdaoyoukenengshijianguile，jiuyizhenxinjingdanzhan。
qingjizhixia，tagubudesanqiershiyi，duizhetangsuxinjiuaiqiudao：“duibuqi，wocuole，wojinidaoqian，chengxinchengyididaoqian。”
“buyong，zhendebuyong……”
唐素心急忙去扶他。
zheishi，jiangchenqingqinggouleyixiashouzhi，chehuileneiliangdaozhenqi。
tangfengganjuedaoxigainengfalizhihou，jimangzhanleqilai。
“哼！”
laotaitaiduitangfengxiaguiyouxiebuyue，lenghengyishenghou，bianzhuzheguaizhangzoule。
tangfengliansehennankan，yiyanbufadicongconglikailetingtang。
tabuzhidao，gangcaijiujingshigui。
tayebuzhidao，mingchengjituanneibian，daodizenmehuishi。
tazaojiuxiangbalaozhaimaidiaole，maichuqulejiunengfenyidabiqian，ranhounazheqianzaiwaimianmaibieshu，kebizhuzaizheixielaofangzilishufuduole。
weici，tabuxigenwairengoujie，xiangfangshefapohuailaozhaidefengshui，xiangbilaotaitaibalaozhaimaidiao。
没想到……
likaitangjiahou，tangfengnachushouji，fanchuyigehaomaboleguoqu。
“gongshao，zhengchonglinzenmegaode？zenmeturanbadimaijiwomenjiale？”dianhuajietonghou，tangfengyouxiebumandiwendao。
“shenme？”dianhuaneibianderenxiandehenjinge。
“gongshao，nihaibuzhidaoma？zhengchonglingangcaituranpaodaowomenjia，gentangsuxinqianleneikuaididezhuanranghetong。”
“cao！zhengchonglinzheichunhuozaigaoshenme？”
“我哪知道。”
“bantudizhuanrangshouxulemeiyou？”
“mei，zhiqianlezhuanranghetong。”
“meibanshouxujiuhao，wozheijiuquzhaozhengchonglin，juebuhuirangneikuaidiluodaonimenjiashouli。”
“gongshao，shuobudingyoumougedarenwuzaibangtangjia，yaoshiduifangnengliangtaidadehua……”
“heng，shenmedarenwu？nengliangyouduoda？dadeguowogongzhengwenma？jiusuanshiguojianglong，zaipingjiangdeditoushangyedejiwoguaiguaipaxiaqu。”
“yedui，zaipingjiangshi，yousheigangengongshaoninzuodui？”
“xingle，xianbushuole，niliuyinimentangjianeibian，neisilaotaipoyoushenmedongxiangdehua，wubiyaodiyishijianbaogaowo。”
“hao，gongshaoninfangxin。”
7，搅局者
mingchengdasha，dingcengneikuanchanghaohuadebangongshizhong。
zhengchonglinyi**zuozaikuandadeshafashang，songlesonglingdai，bingzhangzhangtuleyikouqi。
zheishi，bangongshimenturan“kuangdang”dibeirenzhuangkaile。
“shei。”zhengchonglinmingandeshenjingzaicibengjinleqilai。
waimianjinlailianggeren，weishouyigezhangxiangyingjun，liansejuaodenianqingren，pangbiangenzhegejingshoujieshidehanzi。
“gongshao，nizheishiganshenme？”zhengchonglinyouxiebuman。
laizheshipingjiangshijigewankudashaozhiyi，gongzhengwen。
“zhengzong，guanyunibadipizhuanjitangjiazheijianshi，woxiwangninengjiwoyigehelidejieshi。”
gongzhengwenyijinmenbiandalalazuozaishafashang，bingdianranleyigenxueqie。
zhengchonglinjidao：“gongshao，zheishiwomenjituanwangdongdemingling，tajinzaoteyidadianhuaguolai，rangwobixubaneikuaidimaijitangjia，wozhishizhixingtademinglingeryi。”
“hehe。”gongzhengwenmiqiyan。
“zhengchonglin，nimenwangdongyuanzaishengling，guandedaonizheilima？genghekuang，wangdongyouburenshitangjia，tangjiazaishenglingyemeishenmerenmai，tazenmekenenghuibangtangjiashuohua？”
“zheibujiubuzhidaole。”zhengchonglintanletanshou，“wohuaiyishitangjianeigeshangmenguyegaodegui。”
“nishuodeshineigejiaojiangchendefeiwu？”
“ng，dangshitajiyigejiaozhongshaokangderendalegedianhua，ranhouwomenwangdongjiumashangdaguolaibawochoumayidun，haishuobubatangjiadeshiqingchulihaodehua，jiunongsiwo。”
“erqie，neigefeiwuhaoxianghuiwugong，wogongsilianggezuizhuangdebaoandoubushitadeduishou，yizhaomianjiuquanpaxiale，wohuaiyitagenbenjiubushishenmefeiwu，ershizaibanzhuchilaohu。”
“你说的是真的？”
“千真万确。”
gongzhengwenzhouqimeitouxianglexiang，ranhounachushoujikaishidadianhua。
jifenzhongzhihou，tashouqishouji，buxiediyaotouxiaolexiao。
“zhengzong，bulunshishengchengneibian，haishiyanjing，doumeiyouzhongshaokangzheihaorenwu，wokannijiushibeinimenwangdongheneigefeiwujihedaoleba。”
“nixianzaijiubatangjianeifenhetongjisileba，fanzhenghaimeibanshouxu。wangdongneibianwohuizhaorenguoqutande，nifangxin，yiwomengongjiazaishenglingderenmai，wangdongbulunruhedoudemaizheigemianzi。”
“neikuaidi，jixuanyuanjihuajiandasha，shichengzhihou，wozaijinijiawubaiwan。”
zhengchonglinyanlishanguoyisitanlanzhise，danhenkuaiyouyouyuleqilai：“gongshao，wangdongneibianwoxiangxinninenggaoding，dantangjianeigeguye……wanyitayoulaizhaowodemafan，wogaizenmeban？”
“hehe。”gongzhengwenlengxiaoyisheng，ranhouchaohoumiandalegeyanse。
tashenhouneigejingzhuanghanzibianwangqianzouleyibu。
“tajiaocuisan，shiwodetieshenbaobiao，zheiduanshijiantahuigenzainishenbian，yaoshitangjianeigefeiwuganlaidehua……heng！tahuibaneigefeiwudachengzhenzhengdefeirende。”
zhengchonglinyilianhuyi：“gongshao，nizheiweibaobiaodeshenshouruhe？”
“cuisankeshicongxiaojiugenyiweiguwushijiadegaorenxuewude，bieshuolianggebaoanle，jiushiershige，sanshige，yenaihebuleta。”
shuozhe，gongzhengwenyouchaohoumiandalegeyanse。
neigejingzhuanghanzizoushangqian，naqichajishangdeyigezishazuodebaijian，wuzhiwozhu，yongliyinie。
zhiting“kaka”deshengxiang，hanzibashouzhangkai，neigejianyingdebaijian，yijingbeiniechengyiduisuizhale。
zhengchonglindengdashuangyan，yiliandenanyizhixin。
“zhengzong，xianzainibuyongkaolvleba。”
zhengchonglinhuiguoshenlai，hudimengyipaidatui：“hao！gongshao，wodayingni，zheijiusiletangjiadehetong。”
……
xiawu，tangjiazhunbeihaolegezhongcailiao，tangfenghetadefuqintangshouye，zhudongyaobangtangsuxinqubanshouxu。
tamendangranbunengrangtangsuxinyigerendudegonglao，yushibianxianglaotaitaizhudongqingying，shuoshibangtangsuxinfendanyixiegongzuo。
shijishang，tamenhuizaizheigeguochengzhongjianjianzhanjuzhudaodiwei，bingzuizhonghuibacheditangsuxinjichuqu。
linchumenqian，tangshouyejizhengchonglindalegedianhua，quedingshuangfangyiqiqubanshouxudeshijian。
dandianhuagangjietongmeiduojiu，tangshouyeturanliansedabian，yifujingemoyang。
“ma，zhengchonglinshuo……shuoneikuaidibuhuijiwomenle，tayijingsihuileshangwugangqiandeneifenhetong，haihuianjihuazaiwomenjiamenkoujianyidonggaolou。”
“shenme？”laotaitaijingdetengdizhanqishen。
xianchangdunshixianrujijing，tangjiaqitarenyeyifujingyidemoyang。
“zhengchonglinshuo，neikuaidibujiwomenle。”tangshouyeyanleyixiagansedehoulong，youzhongfuleyibian。
“zenmehuishi？”laotaitaidunshiliansetieqing。
“tashuo，zaoshangshishoudaolejiangchendeweixie，caiqiandehetong，danxianzaitafanhuile。”
huayinluoxia，zhongren“shua”dichaozuozaijiaoluolidejiangchenkanqu。
“heng！wojiushuolema，tangsuxinhejiangchenzenmekenengshuofudelezhengchonglin，yuanlaishiweixierenjia。”
“jiangchenjinggangaoweixiezheiyitao，zheibushiyaobashiqingzuojue，baduifangbiwangjueluma？”
“tanbuxialaijiujiqitarenqutana，zaibuxingdehua，haikeyilingwaixiangbanfa，danxianzaitangsuxinhejiangchenzheimeyigao……yihouliantandoumeidetanle。”
“mingchengjituangenwomentangjiayihouzhenyaobusibuxiule，zheidoushijiangchensuoci。”
“buxing，yidingyaochufatamen，nainai，zhongxinshouhuineigeyuanzihedongsanyuanba，zaibajiangchenhetangsuxinganchujiamen，juebunengrangzheizhonghaichongliuzaitangjia。”
zhongrenyoukaishibamiaotouduizhunjiangchenhetangsuxin。
“都给我安静些。”
laotaitailiansetieqingdibaguaizhangyidun。
ranhou，tabamuguangtingzaitangsuxinshenshang，lenglengwendao：“shuo，daodizenmehuishi？”
tangsuxinlianseshabaidiyaotou：“wobuzhidaoa，zaizhengchonglindebangongshi，wogangzuowanziwojieshaojiubeitaganchulaile，woyebuzhidaojiangchenhuizuozheizhongshi。”
“jiangchen，niweishenmeyaozheiyang？weishenmeyaoweixiezhengchonglin？ninandaobuzhidao，zheiyangzhihuinongqiaochengzhuoma？”tangsuxinyouduizhejiangchenzhiwen。
jiangchendandandao：“wozhishiyonglezuijiandandefangfa，laijiejueshiqingeryi。”
“ni……xianzainongqiaochengzhuole，zheijiaozuijiandandefangfa？nibunulijiusuanle，xianzaihai……woduinishizaishitaishiwangle。”tangsuxinjishengqiyoushiwangdiyaoleyaotou。
“fangxin，wohuichulihaode。”
jiangchendandanshuodao，ranhoutaijiaowangwaizou。
“nijiwozhanzhu。”laotaitaizaihoumianlishenghedao。
江辰头也不回。
“nizheishishenmetaidu？mashangjiwogunhuilai！”laotaitainubukexie。
“niruoshizaiguazao，jiuxiuguaiwobugusuxindeqingmian。”jiangchenhuitou，moranshuodao。
“你……”
laotaitaiqidehunshenfadou。
jiangchenlandezailita，jingzhichumenerqu。
tingtanglihuaranyipian，tangjiarenfenfenzhizhejiangchendebeiying，pokoudama。
tangsuxinqiranyixiao，shiwangdiyaoleyaotou。
jiangchenwonangjiusuanle，hairucidejieaobuxun，genbenjiumeiyoushangmennvxudejuewu。
……
cishicike，jiangchenhenshiwang。
对钟少康感到失望。
banbudaodeshiqing，jiubuyaosuibiandayingbieren，jirandayingle，jiubixubandao，zheishitajiangchendezuorenyuanze。
yizhiyilaitajiushizheimezuode，naparanshangwushurendexianxue，yebixuyaobadayingbierendeshiqingbancheng。
sheyutadehehexiongming，bierenzaitadezunhaodilingtianqianmian，jiashangle“luocha”erzi，chengtaweiluochadilingtian。
tayeshizheimejiaodizide，suoweiyiyanjiuding。
zhongshaokangdayingleta，quemeinengbashiqingbanhao，zheirangtahenshiwang。
tongshi，tayehenshengqi，yinweizhengchonglinyierzai，zaiersandixinongta。
shenzhi，tayijingdongleshayi。
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