《shousimaochongwohaomenshaoyeshenfendelvchapinkunsheng》shiyibufuyouxiangxianglidedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，youjiuwansuijingxingousi。gushizhongdezhujiaozhouyilinlinzhiyaomianlinzhechaoyuexianshiderenwuhemaoxian，zhanxianlerenleiyongqihezhihuidejixian。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqiyinrenrushengdeqingjiehefengfudehuanxiangyuansuershoudaoleguangdaduzhedexiai。“xianduiyaoyaoheweihengdaoqian！zaiqujihexiaozhangdengmenjugong！”lianjia**xunsuzhongzhang，linzhiyaosaowoyiyanmanshixianqi，erweihengzeshichongmantiaoxin。……。
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