zaixiachuyaoyaodebixia,《shousiwumiewoshimozidejiashaoye》miaohuiledanjiyuyudechengzhangyufendou。danjiyuyuyilujinglilekunanhecuozhe,quecongweifangqizhuixunzijidemengxiang。tongguoyuneixindezhandouheyuwaijiedechongtu,danjiyuyuzhujianjiandinglexinnian,bingqudelehuihuangdechengjiu。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanqishiyugandong,“nidoubuzhidao,wojiushisuibiankaigewanxiao,neixienandenvdegenfenglesidewenwonaniweixin。”ruguoshiyiqian,woguji……bijiangchudongduzhedexinling。
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兄弟爱开玩笑。
woshengrishi,tazaizhongrenmianqiantoupingwodechouzhao,shuoshiyaojiwohuoyueqifen。
wokaoshiqian,taguyijiwoguoqiguozhi,rangwozaikaochangrenbuzhufangpi,shuoshijiwozhizaohuitoulv。
zhidaowolianaihou,tajiangwodeguozhaopchengktvkapianfadaogedashejiaoqun,shuomoziyici100,sanci200,nannvtongjia。
worenbuzhubaofazhiwenta,taquexiaozheshuo:“wobuguoshibangnikaoyanyixianinvpengyoudezhenxina!”
“ruguotahuaiyini,neijiushibuaini,nizenmenengguaiwoni?”
houlai,yigebiantainangenjukapianxinxisaoraowo,shenzhibawodayundaidaodixiashi,**lezhengzhengsantiansanye。
zuizhongwobukannvedai,sixiangqican。
zaizhengyan,wohuidaolexiongdijiangwodeguozhaofashangqunneitian。
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shouxinlideshoujizhendewoshouma,womengdiditouyikan,weixinlidanchuyiduisixin,younanyounv,【danji,meixiangdaonibujinchengjipin,zaiwaitouyeneimepina?zuomozizhuanbushaoba?】
【nizheishencaiguanlikeyia,sheinengrendezhuyiwanzhiyaoliangcia。】
【qianwojinizhuanlea,jinwanwoquktvzhaoni。】
wonaozi“weng”deyisheng,xiayishijiangshoujirenglechuqu。
neizhongbeirennazhesuliaodaitaozaitoushangdezhixiganhaiyijiumenglie,dudewochuanbushangqilai。
我这是重生了?
budengwoxixiang,xiongdiyuyuneizhangshuxideliancongmenwaitanlejinlai。
tahaiheshangyishineiyang,shoulihuanglehuangyinzhewoguozhaodektvkapian,xipixiaoliandishuo:“aji,worangnizaixuexiaohuole,nizenmexiewoa?”
“nidoubuzhidao,wojiushisuibiankaigewanxiao,neixienandenvdegenfenglesidewenwonaniweixin。”
ruguoshiyiqian,wogujizaojiufengle,zhiwentapingshenmezheimeduiwo。
kexianzai,woqideyagenyangyang,qidehunshenfadou。
woyibaqiangguotashoulidekapian,taishoujiushiyiquantouhuileguoqu。
yuyutengdecanjiaoyisheng,bukezhixindewuzhelian,“nijingrandawo?wonanidangzuihaoxiongdi,nixianzailianwanxiaodoukaibuxiale?”
兄弟?
woxinlilengxiao,shangyishitazaowohuangyao,powozangshui,haidewonvyoulinwanzaisushelouxiazhizhewobizimawozang。
wobenyiweilinwanqueshishibugouaiwo。
kemeixiangdaojitianhou,wojiuzailouxiazhuangjiantagenlinwanshewen。
shenzhihaiqinertingdaotaduilinwanshuo,“wozaojiuzhidaoajibushichunnanle,zhibuguotashiwoxiongdi,wocaibushuode。”
koukoushengshengnawodangxiongdi,beidiliquekanshangwodenvpengyou。
wozhizhedishangdeshouji,yaoyaqiechi,“kaiwanxiao?niwenguowohaobuhaoxiaolema?”
“nihaishixiangxiang,zenmegenyuanzhangjiaodainiwumiewodeshiba!”
huayingangluo,menwaichuanlaijiaobusheng,shiyouhujunhezhaomingyiqianyihouzoulejinlai。
hujunzhanzaiyuyushenhou,danyoudewen:“yuanzhang?ayu,nimazenmele?”
wozheicaixiangqi,yuyuruxueyilai,jiuzhangzheyuanzhangyexingyu,youyiwuyideshuozijishiyuanzhangshaoye。
kewomashixuexiaobeihouzuidadetouzifang,woyiqianjiugenwomaquerenguo,yuanzhanggenbenjiumeiyouerzi。
zhibuguoyiqianwonayuyudangxiongdi,yiweitayoushenmekuzhong,yejiumeiyouchaichuan。
kexianzai?wozenmenengrangtazaiwomianqianzhuang?
yuyuhuiguoshen,gengzhebozikongsudao:“wojiugenajikaigewanxiao,ketajingrandawo!”
“shenme?ajidanile?”hujunmengdichongleguolai,zhizhewomadao:“nizenmekeyidaayua!sheijinidedanzia!”
yuyuyilianwugudejieshi,“linwankeshixiaohua,tazenmekenengzhenkanshangpingpingwuqideni?wozheishibangnishitadezhenxin!”
zhaomingzaiyipangtingmingbaile,xieyanchouzhewo,chixiaodao:“wojiushuoma,ayuhaoxinbangni,nihaishuapiqi,zhenbazijidangpancaile?”
hujunyechazui,chaofengzheshuo:“bujiuqunlineijizhangxiaokapianma?niyetaibolixinle。”
“daxueshengma,wandekaidianyoushenmedabulede。”
wobeiqidenaozifalemeng,shangyishitamenbuyezheimeshuo?
jieguohaidewobeibiantainansuozaidixiashizhemolesantiansanye,zuihouhuohuobeinvesi。
zheiyici,wokebuguanzhe。
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