zhujiaojiaoxiewanyingxuguinandexiaoshuoshi《sanshaoxinjianchongtacongxiangxialai》，tadezuozheshilixiaoshuizuixinxiedeyibenhaomenzongcaileixiaoshuo，qingjieyinrenrusheng，feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi：haichengtoutiaozhale：diyishaoyelizeyanbeiyigenvrenbihunle！haishiyigedachounv！yiyezhijian，wanqianshaonvdexinsuichenglezha。xinhunye。lizeyanjinggaoguqingqing：“buzhunkaojinwo！buzhunjinwofang！buzhunaishangwo！”guqingqingbuxie：“jintianniduiwoaidabuli，mingtianworangnigaopanbuqi！”hunhoumoutian。lizeyan：“laopo，qiutongfangshui。”guqingqing：“shinagegounanrenbuzhunwojintafangjiande？”lize......
第8章
shaozilansisidifuzhuloutifushou，caimianqiangzhanwen。
guqingqingcemouchaozheloutichukanqu，yandiyipianlengyi。
zheixieniandujiarenzhizibutidangnianfuqinliuxiadeyizhu，yiweidiyingzaoshanliangrenshe，mingzhefuyangta，anzhepohaita。
tayunyongsuoxuejinengheijinbaomijigoudeneiwang，caichadaofuqinliuxiadeneifenbeifenyizhude。
duweihongshoulianxinshen，youyulejimiao，jieshidao：“qingqing，youguanyuyizhudeshiqingwobushiguyixiangmanzhenide，woyouzijidekaoliang，woxiangdengnizhangdachengjiahouzaigaosunide，zheiyesuanshiduinideyizhongbaohu......”
guqingqingwubowulandichushengdaduan：“xingle，wobuxiangtingzheixie。wozhixiangnahuishuyuzijidedongxi，wochale，zheijiniangongsisuiranyizhizaizouxiapolu，danshousideluotuobimada，xianzaishizhigujizhishaoyeyoubageyi。woyebuduoyao，dujiahegujiageyiban，nijiwoxiesigeyideqiantiao，manmanhai。”
duweihongcuoedikanzheta：“qingqing，nizheishizenmele？jiusuanwobushinideqinshengfuqin，danwozheixienianyemeiyoukuidaiguoni。nishuonixihuanxiangxiaqingxinziyou，wojiumeigeyuerangnimamameimeibachichuanyongdujinisongguoqunapanibushengbuxiangjielehun，woxinliyezhiyougaoxing。nizenmeturanshuochuzheimeshengfendehua？”
he，neininhaishiwenwenninqizinverbijiaohao。
tagouchunlenglengdao：“nijiudangwoshibaiyanlanghaole。xieba。”
duweihongdechunduosuolexia，moudishanguoyimofuza，zhongzhongdiantou：“hao！babajinixie！zhangshengjituanbenlaijiushinifumude，xianzaihaijini，yeshiyinggaide。”
songzouguqingqinghou，duweihongnachushoujibotonglemishudedianhua：“nijiwochaxiaguqingqingzheixienianzaixiangxiashizenmeguode，buzhuntingrenherende，qinziqucha！woyaozhenxiang！”
......
厉氏集团，总裁办。
“sanshao，shiqingjingguojiushizheiyang。likaidujiahou，sanshaonainairangwobatahedongxifangzailubian，jiurangwozoule。”
songweijiangguqingqingyixiliefeiyisuosidecaozuoyiyixianglizeyanzuolehuibao：“ninshuo，sanshaonainaiyaobaneixiedongxinaquganshenmeni？”
lizeyansuiyijiangshouzhongwenjiandiuzaizhuoshang，buxieditiaoletiaomei：“tanengganshenme？dangranshihuanchengqian。”
“nei、neixiedongxidequxiang，womenyaojixuzhuichama？”songweixianglexiang：“bijingshilaotaitaide......”
“buyong，neixiedongxi，lijiayaoduoshaoyouduoshao。”
lizeyanlenglenggouchun：“xianzaizuizhongyaode，shimiqiezhuyiwofuqindeshentiqingkuang，quebaotanengdedaojishiyouxiaodeyizhi，zaorikangfu。”
tasuoshuodezhiliao，dangranshiguqingqinganshishizhendejinzhan。
songweilengjingxialai，zhengzhongyingsheng：“shi，sanshaofangxin。”
......
hongsedexiaobenbenli，guqingqingsuishoujiangdaizidiujilaijiezijideguimiluoziying：“ziying，bangwosongqugueryuan。”
“什么玩意？”
luoziyingdanshoubazhefangxiangpan，suishouzaidaizilifanleliangxia，shengyinshunjiangaolebadu：“wodetian，xiaozuzong，zheixiedongxinicongnanonglaide？nibuhuidajieledujiaba？”
guqingqingqingleqingerduo，buxiediyangqichunjiao：“duitamen，wohaixuyaodajie？neixie，yuanbenjiushishuyuwo、shuyuwomengujiade。zheixiedongxishilijiasongjidujiadejianmianli，wobanlulanjielexialai。”
shengyinqingcui，jiandingwubi。
luoziyingbuyoudiduitashuqiledamuzhi：“gandepiaoliang！kezheixiedongxi，nijuedezhijiesongqugueryuanheshima？”
tachuolechuoneibanjieluchulaidezihua：“nishixiangrangyuanzhangguazaibangongshi？ranhoubierenwentazenmemaideqizheimemingguidedongxi？”
guqingqingweizheng：“neizenmeban？”
lilaotaitaizhunbeidedongxi，ziranshibuhuicha，suoyitacaibuxiangbianyiledujia。
“suiranbunengzhijieyong，danshikeyimaia！”luoziyingdeyidizhazhayan，liluodiyishuaifangxiangpan：“zou，jiejiedainiqugaodingzheixie。”
yigexiaoshihou，guqingqingkanzhemianqiandaizilihongyanyandebaiyuandachao，dengdayanjing，“xiaolvtinggao！”
luoziyingtiaomei：“bixude！”
sumiaomiaomeiyufeiyang，xinqingjidong：“neizanmenxianzaijiuchufaqugueryuanba，wodouhaojiumeiqukanyueliangmamale。yebuzhidaotazuijinzenmeyangle？bingqingyoumeiyoujiazhong？”
......
夜，南苑主卧。
lizeyantuikaimen，yefengliaodongchuanglian，yigudandandexinxiangzaikongqizhongfudongzhe。
nuanhuangsedeguangyunzhong，yimoyaotiaodeshenyingbantangzaichuangshang，dantuibantai。
danbodediaodaizhensishuiqunxia，xiuzhangdeshuangtuixibairuyu。
“gaodaweimeng、baqishizu、zhishiyuanbo、fengdupianpian、jingcaifengyi、meilisishedelaogong，wanshanghao！”
千穿万穿马屁**！
guqingqingjiandaotadeshunjian，biankaishishishicaihongpizhanshu。
lizeyanxiaedexiantiaoshoudelingli，junmeirusidelianjiashanglongzhaozheyicenghanliu。
guqingqingganshoudaokongqizhongbinglengqixihou，lianshangdexiaorongweiweijianglejiang。
diyitaocaihongpizhanshuzhenwang！
tabingbuqinei，yonglanqishen，“yibuxiaoxin”jiangneixianxidediaodaiyouwangxiahualebancun，luchuzhenggexuebaidejianbang，ruanruanchusheng：“laogong，nishangbeiziyidingshitansuanyinliaoba？suoyiwoyijiandaonijiunengkaixindimaopao！”
lizeyantongkongweisuo，tingbuxiaqule，binglengdikaikou：“chuqu！”
“laogong，buyaobaoyuanla，baowojiuxing......”
guqingqingyibianqianxiaoyingyingdishuizhe，yibianpingpingniaoniaodiwangtashenbianzou。
lizeyanxiaebengjin，chunjiaominqibinglengdehudu，biyidigouqichunjiao：“nidelianpihoudaokeyijuanjiguojiayanjiufangdanyile！”
“xinga，juanleba！”guqingqingxiaomimidikanzheta，yilianwugu。
kanyangzidiertaotuweiqinghuazhanshuyezhenwangle！
tazhinengjixuguanchedisantaozhanshule，yushi，tagengjiaroumeidixiaozhe，celecexiangjian。
lizeyanmouguanglenglie，landezaigentafeihua，zhijieanxiafangjianlidehujiaoqi：“bazheigebuzhilianchidenvrendiuchuqu！”
guqingqingmianseyijiang，aonaodiyiduojiao：“lizeyan，nidaodishibushinanren？wodouchuanchengzheiyangle，nizenmehaiwudongyuzhong？？”
tadedisantaoxingganzhanshuzheimekuaiyezhenwangle？
nandao，zhenyaotachuanziyingtuijiandeneixiesandianshima？
lizeyanjunmeicuqi，yibajiangtatuidaozaichuangshang，fushenyaxia：“nizaishuoyici！”
cubujifangdierurouruandebeiruzhong，gaodadeyinyinglongzhaoxialai，nanrenqingliedeqixipumianerlai，guqingqingdexintiaomodijiakuai，guntangdehongyunconglianjiamanyandaoergen。
tajielikezhizhejinzhanghehuangluan，yaoyadao：“woshuo，niyaoshigenanren，jintianjiubawoshuile！”
lizeyankanzheta，binglengdemuguangsishiyaojiangrenyicuncunpoukai。
guqingqingxiayishidipingzhuhuxi，pataturanyaxia，youpataturanlikai......
pianke，lizeyanhuranchixiaoyisheng：“nizheimejike？shisheishuozhiyaolijiasanshaonainaideshenfen？buzhunwokaojin、buzhunwoaishangde？”
shulengdeyuqi，manshichaofeng。
zheishi**luodidaliana！
guqingqingyaoya，duanduanxuxudao：“nvrendehuaniyexin？woneishiyuqinguzong......sheizhidaonizheimebushangdao，bidewozhinengfangxiajinchi，zhudongchuji。”
lizeyanconglaimeijianguonagenvren，bagouyinshuoderucilizhiqizhuang。
tamouzhongdelengyigengshen，qishen，jinggao：“shouqinineixiebugaiyoudexinsi！wozhidayingquni，kemeidayingyaoshuini。”
longzhaozaishenshangdeyinyingtunqu，guqingqinganansongkouqi，queyouyouxiebugan：“kewomenshihefafuqi！nandao，nishixianwochou，suoyizheimeduiwo？”
“nizheizhongbeiliedenvren，jiusuanmaoruotianxian，woyebuhuiduokanyiyan。”
lizeyanbinglengtuzi，zhuanshenjiuzou。
guqingqingyiguliucongchuangshangpaqilai：“womingtianjiuqugaosunainai。wojiubuxin，nainaitalaorenjiabuxiangyaozhongsun。”
lizeyandeshouzhouranwojin，huanhuanhuiguotou：“nixiangyaohaizi？”
ruguoyanshennengbianchengdao，guqingqingganjuezijishenshangzheihuieryijingbeichuochushiqibagekulong。
tashuangshouyonglidichengzaichuangshang，gengzhebozi：“dui！badiandangdeyanqingjulidoushizheimeyande，youlehaizi，diweicainengwengu。”
weilebaoming，tabixuyaohaizi！
lizeyan：......
tahaizhenshi，shenmeliyoudounengshuodezheimelizhiqizhuang！
tajiaobuweidun，binghandesangyinhuarukongqizhong：“wowanglegaosuni，wobuxihuannvren，juebukenenghenvrenshangchuangde。”
zidaihanliudeyinjie，rangfangjianneidewendushuranxiajiang！
学神的心动通告
作者：岑星映梦
栏目：都市
室友嫌我送外卖，他哥护我在身后
作者：会元的艾吉
栏目：都市
学渣摆烂，反卷成神豪
作者：爱吃饭的狼叔
栏目：都市
下乡后，我成了国宴大厨
作者：倒立的可乐
栏目：都市
老婆深夜点了次外卖后，我直接离婚
作者：人间豆子花
栏目：都市
未婚妻动了签筒，上上签要留给弟弟
作者：大神
栏目：都市
