zairenchengjianghuxiaoshenxiandexiaoshuo《shangshenzhuanguanbupingshi》zhong,liubaixizhaorenzhashiyiweifuyoumeilihezhihuiderenwu。gushiweiraozheliubaixizhaorenzhazhankai,miaohuileliubaixizhaorenzhazaiyigechongmantiaozhanhejiyudeshijiezhongdechengzhangzhilv。tongguoyugezhongrenwudexiangyuhejingli,liubaixizhaorenzhazhujianrenshidaozijidejiazhiheshiming,bingyongyongqihecongmingcaizhikefulezhongzhongkunnan。dengxiuxiupingjingxialai,baixiqishenguanhaofangmen,zoudaozhaorenzhamuzimianqian,tuoxiatuoxie,zhaozheliangmuzijiuyidunchou,dadeshoudousuanlecaichouchuliangrenzui……jiangjiduzhedailaiwujindeqishiyuganwu。
“xiuxiueleba,mamadainiquchihaochide。”
daizhexiuxiudaojingongmen,kanzhexiuxiuchidaomeishiliangjingjingdeyanjing,baixixunsizheizaizaihaishihenhaoyangdeyangzi。meimeidechileyican,zailingzhexiuxiudaofuzhuangdian,munvliangdoumailejijianyifu。huidaoxiaoqu,zhenghaoyudaoyuanshenshangbeizisihoumatazuixiongdejigedashen。
“yo,shirenzhaxifuya,jintianzenmemailezheimexiedongxi?”
“wangshena,shizheiyangde,ninkanxiuxiudousisuile,lianjianxinyifudoumeichuanguo,zaiyoueryuanli,doubeixiaopengyoumashixiaojiaohuazi,haibuhetawan,jinergetabazhidaole,jiaowochuqujiwamailiangjianyifu,shengdediuletaderen,zheibuninjikankan。”
baixishuowanbayifudaizidiguoqu,buzhehenjiderangshuohuadewangshenpengleyixiazijidegebo。
“si!”baixitonghuyisheng,yifudaiziyingshengdiaodishang。
wangshenheleyitiao,“renzhaxifu,wokemeizenmedeni,zenmejiuzheimebuxiaoxin?”
baixilianmangdunxiaqujiankoudai,buxiaoxindeliaoqilexiuzi,luchugeboshangqingqingzizidehenji。
“wodetian!”zhouweichuanlaijishengjinghu,“renzhaxifu,nizheishizenmele,zenmezheimeduoshang?”
“wozijishuaide,shenzimenbiewenle。”baixidizhetou,burangbierenkandaozijidebiaoqing,qianzhexiuxiu,feikuaidejichurenqun。
dengkanbudaobaixishenyinghou,jigedashenjiuyilunkailai。
dashen1:“yikanrenzhaxifuneishang,jiuzhidaoshibeirendade,zenmekenengshishuaide。”
dashen2:“jiushijiushi,shuaihailaoshishuaia,xinshangdiejiushangde。”
dashen3:“kanbuchulaia,renzhahaidaxifu,pingshikanzhetahaitinglaoshibenfende。”
dashen4:“wokantaneipopoyebushigehaode,yikanmianxiangxiyanzhailianbozuichunde,yikanjiubuhaoxiangchu,pingshihaizaiwomenmianqianshuotaerxifuyoulanyouchan……
huidaojia,zhaorenzhahepopozhaohehuahaitangzaidishang,yikanbaixihuilaile,fengkuangdezhengzha,bingfachule“wuwu”deshengyin。
xiuxiujinzhangdezhuazhebaixideyijiao,xiaoshentikongzhibuzhudeweiweizhandou,congxiaodaoda,shengzhangzaizheigehuanjing,xiuxiudouyouleyingjifanying,tingdaobabahenainaideshengyinjiuhaipa,jinzhang。
baixidaixiuxiudaowoshi,qingqingdebaolebaota:“baobei,mamayaochuliyidianshiqing,niguaiguaidedaizaiwuli,buyaochulai,dengmamajiaoni,nizaichulai!”
“mamaninbuyaochuqu,babahenainaishihuairen,tamenhuidani。”
baiximolemoxiuxiudedetou,zheizhenshigekelianyoudongshidezaizai,
“guaibaobei,nixiangxinmama,mamahenlihaide,nikanjintianmamajiudadaolebabahenainai,mamahaikunzhetamen,tamendabudaomamadee。”
dengxiuxiupingjingxialai,baixiqishenguanhaofangmen,zoudaozhaorenzhamuzimianqian,tuoxiatuoxie,zhaozheliangmuzijiuyidunchou,dadeshoudousuanlecaichouchuliangrenzuilidemobu。
“xifu,xifubiedale,biedale……niyaoshenmewodoudayingni。”
“痛吗?”
“tong!”liangrenyikoutongsheng。
“yo,nimenyeshizhidaotongdea,neinimendawodeshihou,zenmebuzhidaotongni?”
baixikanzhelianggerendecanyang,henshishutan,zhenshidaozibutongzijishenshangbuzhidaotong,zheiliangmuzidayuanshendeshihou,zijidabuleidoubuhuitingshou,kankanyuanshenshenshangdeshang,jiuzhidaoyuanshenaidadeshihouyouduomedeqican。
“womencuole,womenzaiyebuganle,yihouwomendouduinihao,nishuodongwomenbushuoxi,nijiuraolewohemaba。”zhaorenzhamanlianaiqiu。
“yihou,zhaorenzha,nidegongzianshijiwo,meitianyaozuofan,zuishaosancaiyitang。yaoxiyifu,yaoshouxi,xiyijixidebuganjing,hailangfeidian,woyiqiangandehuo,nidoudegan!tingmingbailema”
“womingbaile,wodoutingnide。”zhaorenzhadayingdefeikuai,xinlizehendeyaoyaqiechi,pansuanzhexianpianzheinvrenbatasongkai,zaihaohaoshoushizheigenvren,zheicifeiyaodaduantadetui,juranganzheiyangduidaizijidelaogonghepopo,zhenshifanletianle。
“zhiyuni,wodehaopopo,congmingtianqi,nichuquzhaogegongzuo,meiyueanshijiaogongzi,nipingshineimexihuantiaoshier,jiushixiandehuang,youdianershiqingzuo,nijiumeigongfuzhaoshierle,nabuhuilaiqian,nijiugunquyaofan!tingmingbailema?”
“xiaoliua,nikanwodouyidabanianjile,zhaogongzuorenjiayebuyaoa,nikan……”
“zhaobudaogongzuonijiuqujianlaji!zanjiabuyangxianren!wozhiguanshouqian,zheibudoushinishuodema?jintianwanshang,nimenniangliangjiuzaizheilihaohaofanshengfansheng。
buguanliangrenzenmeaiqiu,baixiqishenhuifang,daizhexiuxiuxishushuijue,kanlebantianzheiliangge**ganjueyanjingdoushoulewuran,jixuyongguaizaizaixixiyan。
“zhuren,zheiliubaixizhendehaocana,shenshangzheimeduoshangkou,kendinghentengba,zhurenninweishenmebuzijizhiliaoyixiani,yinindenengli,yinggaishifeichangjiandandeba?”xitongbaibaozizaixiuxiushuizhehoukaishizaibaixideshihailibengda。
“woyaozhihaole,zenmerangbierenzhidaozhaorenzhajiabao?nandaomeicichuqujirenzhanshishangkoudeshihouwohaideshigezhangyanfama?”
baibaozi:yeshiha,zhurenkezhenshigedacongming!
“ninshuo,zheizhaorenzhazenmexiangde,zheimebuxihuanta,weishenmebuhetalihunni?
“lihun?zenmekenenglihunni,zheiyuanshenzaijiali,shenmedouyaogan,yaodaixiaozaizai,sihoupopo,ganzhesuoyoudejiawu,dangzhemianfeidebaomu,haishibuhuaqiandechuangban,meishierhainengchongdanggechuqitong,huansheinengzuodaozheiyang。”
“neizheiliubaixiweishenmebulihunni,rizidouguochenglezheiyang。”
“zheijiushinvrena,yuanshenjiehunleguohou,zheijiarenjiuburangtashangbanle,rangtahaohaodezhaogujiali,chuqumaibaoyandouyaoshenshouyaoqian,gengbuyongshuoyoulezaizi,chuantongdesixiangjiushiyaorangzaiziyougewanzhengdejia,zaishuoyuanzhumeiyoujingjilaiyuan,jiusuandaguansi,zaizaijibenyebunengjita。”
“neizhurendasuanshenmeshihouhezhaorenzhalihunni,yinindenengli,yanggezaizaijiugenwaneryiyang。”
baixihehe:“shijianhaizao,demanmanwan,yuanshenshouleduoshaozui,doumeiyouzhaotamentaohuilai,qianduoshao,shuangbeihai,zheiduiyuanshenlaishuocaigongping。”
tingzhebaixiyincecedeshengyin,baibaozisesefadou,“yingyingying,zhurenhaokepa,danshi044haoxihuanzheizhongganjue。”
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