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cikezhaoyongheliushutongyijingruzuo,sandezizhengzaiyipangsihouzhe。
liangrenkandaolijingenzhechumoyiqizoujinlai,bujibuhuandiqishenxingleyili,lianshangshensemeiyoubanfengongjing。
chumopieleyiyan,yebuzaiyi。
zuoxiaxianheleyikoucha,caikaikouwendao:“qingwenliangweidaren,jinridasuanlaijiaogushenmeni?shishicigefu,haishiwenzhanglunzhu?”
“hehe,dianxiashuoxiaole。”
zhaoyongmanyouyouzhanqishenlai,suiyigonglegongshou,xiaodao:“taizidianxia,zheixieduininlaishuo,haishangzaolexie。weichenyuliudaxueshishangliangleyixia,burujiucongjiaoninshizikaishi,ninkanruhe?”
“zhengshi,zidoubushi,ruhenengdushiciwenzhang?”liushutongyexiezheyan,chuyanjifeng。
chumomeitouyitiao,kanlaizhengrulijinsuoyan,zheiliangrenhaizhenshiyouyanbujindelanmutou。
jiuzheixinggeheqingshang,beigulisuanhuogai。
buguo,jirandouzhidaozheiliangrendoushichulemingdetaorenxian,neimeanzhaotaduihuangdidelejie,huangdijiaotamenguolai,henyoukenengshixiangduitajinxingkaoyan。
xiangdaozheier,chumolikezuolejueding,jiranzheiliangrenbunengweizijisuoyong,youzhihuimaidiansuanfuwencai,neijiumeibiyaojimianzile!
zhiyuhuangdineibian,bushixiangduitakaoyanma?
neihao,jiranruci,jiurangtakankanhaole……
“zi,guzixiaojiushideyixie,jiubulaofanliangweidarenqinzijiaoshoule。tingwenliangweidarennaishichuguoneiyoumingdewentanzongshi,zuishijingtongshicigefu,qiaqiaoguzuijinyezaizuanyanyixieshici,buruzanmenjiuyishiweizhu,bibishiciruhe?”
“比诗词?”
zhaoyongheliushutongduishileyiyan,fenfencongduifangyanzhongkandaolechaofeng。
taizidianxiabuhuichicuoyaoleba?
lianzidourenbuquan,yaogentamenbishici?!
zhaoyongyiliandeyinyangguaiqi,xiaodao:“dianxia,xiangbudaonibudanhuishizi,jingranhaihuizuoshi,weichenhuolejishinianle,jintianzhenshidakaiyanjiele!”
liushutongyeqingmiedikanlekanchumo,angshoudao:“ganwendianxiakeyouheshizuo?nengfounachulai,rangwoerrenyiguana?”
hehe,lianggelaozei,nimenjiuxiaohuaxiaoyeba!kannimennengxiaoduojiu!
chumodanledanchashui,bujibuhuandao:“shizuoma,guxianzaihaimeiyou,danshidoushiguohou,gudeshijianghuichuanbianchuguo,shenzhishiliuchuanyuzhuguo,chengweiqianguzhizuo!”
楚墨一脸认真。
“噗……”
liushutongganghejinzuilidecha,yixiapenlechulai,suijibuguxingxiangdi,zhizhechumodaxiaoqilai。
“hahaha!taizidianxiaataizidianxia,nishuozheihuazhiqian,youjingguonaodaima?nizhidaoshenmejiaoqianguzhizuoma?niyiweiqianguzhizuo,shizuogemeng,jiunengzuochulaide?hahaha,taizidianxiayixiangtiankai,zhenshiyixiangtiankai……”
“liudarenzheijiubuduile,shuobudingzanmendetaizidianxia,haizhenmengdaoleyishouni?hahaha……”
zhaoyongyerenbuzhudaxiaoqilai。
jiulianta,doumeiyoujishouchuanshizhizuo,jiupingyigeshiliusui、wanliebukandexiaoshaonian,yexiangxiechuqianguzhizuolai?
简直是痴人说梦!
“fangsi!liangweidaren,nimenzhidaozijizaigensheishuohuama?dianxiamianqian,nidengruciwuli,mobushixiangbilaonubingbaobixia,zhiliangweiyigedabujingzhizui?!”
lijinmianseyunnu,ruofeiduifangguanweitaigao,tazaojiuchushou,jiaojiaoduifangheweizunbeiliyile!
taizidianxiazaoyibushizhiqiandeshazi,xiangfan,xianzaidetaizidianxiacongmingruizhi,suishuozuochuqianguliuchuandeshizuo,zheizhonghuayouxiekuada,danbuguanzenyang,youqishilianggehanguankeyisuiyichaoxiaode?
beilijinzheiyihou,zhaoyongheliushutongliangrenyeheleyitiao,huiguoshenlai,buganzaijixuxiaohuaxiaqu。
buguanzenmeshuo,duifangbijingshidangchaotaizi。jiusuanrenrendoudangtashiyigechier,neiyezhishibeidilixiaoshengyilun。
tamenjinrizheibanjifeng,yiranshifanledabujingzhizui,lianggerenganjinhuifulewangriyansudemoyang,zhengjinduanzuoqilai。
chumolengxiaoleyisheng,weiweitaishou,shiyilijintuihou。
zijizefangxiachabei,shouzhiqingdianzhuomian,shuodao:“kanlaierweidarenshixiaogoule,jiranruci,zanmenjiukaishiba?”
zhaoyongzhoumeidao:“dianxiadangzhenyaodoushi?”
“gunaijinkouyuyan,qihuiyoujia?jiuwenliangweidaren,keyoudanliangxianchangzuoshiyishou,gengubishangyibi?”
“hao。”zhaoyongxiangyebuxiang,likedaying。
ranerpangbiandeliushutongquelaletayixia,xiaoshengshuodao:“zhaoxiong,bixiachaqianwoerrenqianlai,naishijiaohuataizidushu,nizengentayigechierdouqishilaileni?”
“liuxiongmofeidangzhenxiangyaoliuxialaidangtaizifu?”zhaoyongwen。
liushutonglianmanghuidao:“shenmetaizifu,wopashitaizizuoqiba!zheikuchashi,sheiyuanyijiea?zheibushibixiaqinzixiazhi,woshidasibuyuanyilaide。”
zhaoyongzixinyixiao:“neiliuxiongtingwodebianshi,woyoubanfanengrangwomenjibudezuibixia,younengcongzheitaizifuliquanshenertui。”
“zhaoxiongcihuadangzhen?!”liushutongyanjingyiliang。
“自然。”
“hao!yiqiequanpingzhaoxiongfenfu!”
kantaerrenditoumiyu,chumoxinzhonglengxiao,tamenqiaobushangtazheigexuesheng,tagengbuyuanyirangzheilianggezhidongbainongfengyuedefurulaidangzijidelaoshi。
zhenghaojinrinataerrenliliwei,shuobudingtajieerrenzhishouzhongxiadewutongshu,nenggouzhaolaizhenzhengdefenghuang。
chumoxinlihenqingchu,taxuyaode,shinenggoubangzhutawengutaizizhiweideren,zheiyangderenbidingyaozaichaozhongyouzijideshili,bingqiehaibunengshidahuangzihesihuangzidedangyu。
yuqirangtazijiyigegequshenwa,haiburujinrijiezhedoushizhiming,rangzijizaijingdoudafangyicai,xiyinneixiequanshizhudonglaipanfuziji。
“liangweidaren,keshanglianghaole?”chumopailepaizhuozi,youxiebunaifandiwendao。
zhaoyongzheicaiqishengongshoudao:“jirandianxiaxiangyaodoushi,neiwoerrenjiudoudangendianxiadoushangyidou。zhibuguo,zheidoushizongdeyougeshuying,youshuyingruoshimeiyouduzhu,neijiuwuqule。”
“bieguaiwanmojiaode,zhishuoruoshinimenyingle,yaoguzuoshenme?”chumozhishizhezhaoyong。
zhaoyongtouxiaoleyixia,huidao:“tangruowoerrenjiaoxingyingledianxia,haiqingdianxiaqugenbixiayanming,shuowoerrencaixuepingyong,bushihejidianxiadanglaoshi,rangbixialingmigaocai。”
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