shengtianbanziqitongwei，kaijunaxiahouliangpingshiyibuchuanyuezhongshengxiaoshuo，youyanghedaqujingxindazao。gushiweiraozhewangzheqitongweihouliangpingzhankai，miaohuilewangzheqitongweihouliangpingzaiyigechongmantiaozhanyushenmideshijiezhongdemaoxianzhengcheng。wangzheqitongweihouliangpingbujinmianduizhewaibudedirenhekaoyan，haiyaozhimianneixindekongjuhemaodun。tongguofenlipinboheyongwangzhiqian，wangzheqitongweihouliangpingzhujianchengzhangweiyigezhenzhengyongganhejiandingderenwu。qingjizhixia，qitongweizhijienaqishouqiangzhizhelaotou：“wenninizoubuzou？！”laotoujianqitongweixiangshifalefengyi……jiangdailingduzhejinruyigeqihuaneryouzhenshideshijie。
“哟呵？醒了？”
祁同伟冷笑了一下：
“houzi，nibushiyaozhuawoma？nibushiyaoworenzuifufama？ng？laozixianzaihaihaohaodeni！”
shuozhe，tacoushangqian，pailepaihouliangpingdelian。
侯亮平一脸惊恐：
“ni？nibawokaoqilaiyaoganshenme？wozenmehuizaizheili？”
qitongweizaicilengxiao，neixiaorongzaihouliangpingkanlaishifenshenren：
“这你别管。”
houliangpingturanfengkuangdajiao：
“lairena！kuailairena！！！”
danshijiaolebantian，sizhouchuleniaojiaoshenghefengsheng，meiyourenherenyingda。
祁同伟哈哈大笑：
“nijinguanjiaoba，zheifujinyigerendoumeiyou，nijiaoposangziyemeiyong！”
houliangpingtingdaozheihualengleyixia，jiaoshengjiaranerzhi。
tasihujieshoulezijiyijingbeizhuadeshishi。
被抓了又怎样？
tajianxinqitongweijueduibugandongziji！
taneiyilianwuzhudebiaoqingturanbiandexionghen：
“qitongwei，nikaolvguozheimezuodehouguoma？wogaosuni，niyaoshiganduiwodongshou，nisidingle！”
qitongweihengleyisheng，sihaobusong：
“laozizaikaiqiangdanideshihou，jiumeixiangguoyaohuoxialai！wohaipasi？laozinapayaosi，sizhiqianyedexianbanimenzheibangxiaorensongzou！nijiuanxinzaiwozheierdaizheba！”
“xiaoren？”houliangpinglengxiao，“niyepeishuowoshixiaoren？nibuguoshikaozhejizhaojiadanggou、chuichuipengpengshanglaide，haishuowoshixiaoren？
“wohouliangpingzuoshiguangmingleiluo，conglaimeiyoukaozheayufengchengshangwei！
“nini？zairenqijianlanyongzhiquan，xinliconglaizhiyouzijideliyi！haizhenbazijidangshouhaizhele？
“wogaosuni，xianzaijingfangyidingdaochuzaizhaowo！niduobudiaode！nixiangshawojiujinguansha！niyiweiwopani？napanishalewo，qunzhongyehuituoqinierzanyangwo，sheidougaibianbule！
“nigexiaoren，jiudengzhebeizhuaba！”
tingdaohouliangpingdezheifanhua，qitongweizaiyerennaibuzhu。
砰的一下。
tayiquandaozaihouliangpingdelianshang！
zheiyiquanlidaojida，houliangpingkoupenxianxue，naodaiwaizaiyibian，chadianmeihunguoqu。
“taniangde！”qitongweipokoudama，“laozijinilianleshibushi？”
tayibazhuaizhuhouliangpingdeyiling，jiangqicongchezuoshangzhuaileqilai。
“nibieyiweiwobuganshani！kanqingchunizijidechujing！
“laozisuibiandongdongshouzhitou，jiunengyaolenideming！
“zhisuoyiliuzheni，shiyinweinihaiyoudianyong！
“yaobushilaoziworenci，laozineishihouzaojiuyiqiangbanibaotoule！nihaixianghaoduanduanditangzaizheierfangpi？”
houliangpingwuzhuzijizhongqidelian，yiliandejingyikanxiangqitongwei。
“ni？nijurangandawo？！”
houliangpingshigaoganzidi，congxiaoyangzunchuyou，meishouguorenheweiqu。
daxuebiyejinleshehui，yilushunfengshunshui。
houlaiqulezhongxiaoai，bangshangledatui，gengshimeirenganreta。
jiuliangaoyuliangzheiyangdedalingdaodouweijutabeihoudeshili。
qitongweibuguojiushitiaozhihuiguitiandegou，jurangandaziji？
houliangpingdeshijieguanbeiqitongweiyiquanchedijikuale。
qitongweizouleyiquanyihou，haishibugoujieqi。
houliangpingzheizhongxiaoren，buguangyaozou，haiyaojikuatadexinnian！buguangyaosharen，haiyaozhuxin！
xiangdaocichu，qitongweihuanhuandao：
“houzi，nizhenyiweizijishizhengyide？zhenyiweizijizhanzairenmindeyibian？
“nibuguojiushizhongjiadeshangmennvxuma！bujiushiyitiaogouma！niyoushenmelebuqide？
“nimenxinziwen，pingnidezheidianbenshi，yaoshimeiyouzhongjiadebeijing，ninengdangshangfantanjujuzhangma？
“zhangzhezijideneidianquanli，zhengtianyangyangdeyi，guchuizijidezhengyi，laimanzuzijidedaodeyouyuegan。
“yidianzhengjingdeshishiermeizuoguo，haibiaobangzijizhengyilinrangangzhengbua。qunimadeba！
“jibierentiebiaoqian，shuobierenbudaode，jiunengtixiannideguanghuiweidale？
“nizheizhongren，exinerbuzizhi！
“nidefaxiaocaichenggong，duomehaodeyigeqiyejia！dailinggongrenmenzhifu，jidangdidejingjizuochulebuxiaodegongxian。
“houlaitaluonanle，beiexindetanguansuanjile，fuzhaileileizhaonixunqiubangzhu。
“kenifeidanmeiyoubangta，fanerhaixianqita！haishuotashixiaoren！
“renjiapingzijidebenshidailinggongrenzhifu，pinbochuzijideyifantiandi，shangqianminggongrendouyonghuta。
“niqueshuotashigeshuzaiqipaoxianshangderen，shuotashizisizilideshangren。
“renjiazenmezisizilile？renjiaweilebaozhugongchang、baozhugongrendefanwan，dongbenxipao，zoujinguanxi，yongjinleliqi！
“jingzhoudeyingshanghuanjingchadebuxing，bupaobusong，gongchangjiuwandanle！gongchangyiwandan，jiqianrenshiye！renjiakaoyijizhili，wenzhulejiqianrendejiuye！
“nifeidanyidianbangzhubuji，haiyaodihuirenjia！
“niruguoshizhengyide，niruguozhendezhanzaigongrendelichang，nijiuyinggaizhenxinqubangzhuta，zhenxinqugaishandangdideyingshanghuanjing！rangtabuyongjitanguansonglijiunengwendingyunyingqiye！
“jieguoni？niyidianshishierbugan，zhihuizhanzaidaodedezhigaodiandihuirenjia。
“womeibiedehuakeshuo，zhiyoulianggezisongni：exin！”
houliangpingbeiqitongweideyifanhuajiqidebuxing，queyouwuyanyidui，zhishizhizheqitongweijiao：
“你、你？！”
“nibienianide，laozimeikongheniluosuo，nishuibani！”
qitongweitaochumaojin，wanglimiandaoleyidianyimi，zhijiewuzaihouliangpingdebizishang。
houliangpingdengshifanlebaiyan，hunshuiguoqu。
qitongweijianghouliangpingcongmianbaochelizhuaichulai，kangzhetalaidaohuochedejizhuangxiangqian。
jizhuangxiangyidakai，limianjingsailemanmandebanshanzhurou。
yuanlaishilianglazhuroudehuoche。
qitongweijianghouliangpingzangzaizhuroudezhongjian，guanshangjizhuangxiang，suihouzuoshangjiashizuo。
jiashizuohoumianhaiyoujijianyouzangyoupodeyifu。
qitongweixiangleyixiang，zijizheishenyifuguangxianliangli，yikanjiubuxianglazhuroude，ranglanludejingchakandaolekendinghuihuaiyi。
tagancuibazijishenshangdeyifutuoxialai，huanshangleneisijidepojiuyifu。
zhaolezhaojingzi，qitongweixiaoleyixia。
ei！zheicaixiangshiyigelazhuroudesijideyangzi！
yushihu，takaizhezheiliangqianglaidejizhuangxiangcheshangledalu，yiluqianxing。
dakaicongsijineiliqianglaideshouji，kanleyixiadaohang。
lizheilizuijindedifangshilincheng。
laoleileyizhengtian，zailinchengzhaogedifangxiejiaoba。
xiangzhaojiudianxiejiao，jiubixuyaoyoushenfenzheng。
zijideshenfenzhengkendingyijingbeijingfangsuodingle，genbenyongbule。
xiangjinchengliqu，deyougejiashenfencaixing。
qitongweijidelinchengfujinyouyigebanjiazhengdedifang。
对！就先到那里去！
xiangdaozheili，qitongweizaishoujilishurudingwei，anzhaodaohangyiluqianxing。
kailedabantian，kuaidaowanshangqidian，yipiandengguangcaizhongyuxianxianzaiyanqian。
可算要到林城了！
yankanjiuyaojinchengle！detigaojingti！
buchengxiang，qitongweizhengzheimexiangzhe，hurantingjianyizhenjingdisheng。
yiliangjingcheconghoumianfeisuxiangzheilibijin！
bansuizhejingdisheng，yidaoqiangliedeguangxianshejinchenei，tongguohoushijingfanshedaoqitongweideyanjingli。
qitongweiganmangmiqiyanjing，jianhuanchesu。
靠！果然有警察！
gaisi，haimeilaidejiqujingzhoubaochouni，keqianwanbunengbeijingchafaxian！
houfangdejingchebuduanbijin，jingdiyiranzaixiang。
qitongweiconghoumiantaochuyigeyashemao，daizaitoushang，huanhuancaixiachache，jiangchezitingzailubian。
huocheyitingxia，houmiandejingcheyejingenzhetingxia。
jingchelizuanchujigejingcha，jingzhilaidaocheqian，qiaoleqiaochemen：
“下车！”
祁同伟深吸一口气。
zheizhongjinyaoguantou，kebunengchuchacuo！
tadakaichemen，tiaoxiache，jiazhuangmeishierrenyiyangwendao：
“有什么事吗？”
lingtoudejingchapailepaijizhuangxiang：
“cheliladeshenmedongxi？”
“猪肉。”
“zhurou？niyigelazhuroude，buzougaosu，congshanquneipiandifangkaiguolai？”
祁同伟嘿嘿笑道：
“zheibushiweileshengdiangaosufeima？”
jingchahengleyisheng，taiqishoudiantongzhaoxiangqitongweidelian：
“dawanshanghaidaizheyashemao？bamaozijiwozhaile！”
qitongweiyaoleyaoya，xinlihenshiqifen：
taniangde！laozikeshigongantingtingzhang！
nimenzheibangxiaopianerjingyeganzailaozimianqianyaowuyangwei？
xinlisuizheimexiang，danqitongweixinzhizijimuqianshitaofan，bunengrerenyanmu，zhihaotingcongjingchadehua，zhaixiamaozi……
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