《shituwushuang》shiyibukuayueshikongdeguanchangzhichangxiaoshuo,jiangshuleliufengchenjiedejingxianmaoxianzhilv。liufengchenjieshigeputongren,danzaiyicitufashijianhou,tafaxianzijinenggouchuanyuebutongdeshidai。zaitaxiangdedenghuodebixia,liufengchenjielijingzhongzhongmonan,mianduizhexieeshilideweixie,tongshiyefaxianlezijineixindeyongqiheliliang。liufengxianzaijiuquejiaotonggongju,yuanlaihaitoutengzenmequkaochadonglinnaoer,kandaozheizhongjianzhijiushiweidanyuxiangliangshendingzuodekuadoumotuo,nalihaishedefangshou!……jiangdailingduzhechuanyueshikong,chenjinzaizheigelingrenshenwangdeshijiezhong。
zhoutongmeiyoutingqingheizhidehanjiao,gengmeiyoutingjianheizhijiao“sanjiu”neiyiju,zhishiqiguaidewen:“zenmebawomendouganchulaile?buxuyaolukougongma?”
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nanguaiguangtianhuarizhixiajiuyoujiefeichumei,kanlai,zheigejingsiyouwenti,jingfeigoujie?
zhiyuneixiejingchadexingwei,daoyewukehoufei,yexushichuyuanquankaolv?
yunjuzhangmianshangshaqichongtian,zhizheliufenghandao:“batadaijinqu!”
liufengyanzhuyizhuan,chenzhejingchaguolaidekongdang,qiaoshengduizhoutongshuodao:“baohuhaoziji,buyaobaolushenfen。”
zhoutongyijing,haimeidengtaxiangmingbailiufengshuodeshishenmeyisi,jingchayijingbaliufengtuijinjingchajudaloule。
“咋的了?”
“neirenbushiyingxiongma?”
“这么回事呀?”
chengkemenqizuibashe,jingyadekanzhejimingjiefeibeitaishangkeche,yiweijingchaqinzikaiche,xiangxianyiyuanshiqu。
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henmingxian,zheilishishenxunshi,liufengweishen,kanlai,jintianxiangyaozouchuzheigedamenhennanle。
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“woc**,wuhuinimaya!rendourangnidacanle,haigenwo**,jiwozou,dasiwofuze!”yunjuzhangqijibaihuaidehandao。
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“guofa?zaijiayuxian,laozijiushiguofa!haibudongshou?”yunjuzhangzhaixiamaozi,henhendishuaizaizhuozishang,dakaizhuoshangdejuguangdeng,zhaoshedaoliufengdelianshang。
“pengpengpeng!”sanmingjingchahuiwushouzhongdejinggun,lianxudazailiufengdexiongfuhoubei,shoubeidatui。
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“砰砰砰!”
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“kaka”liangsheng,neishuanggebozhechengyigeqiyidejiaodu,bieshuonaqiang,jiushidongyidongdounanle。
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yunjuzhangmianrusihui:“nishijingcha?”
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“zhanzhu!mashangjizhengfaweishuji、xianweishuji、xianzhangdadianhua,jiushuoxianweifushujiliufengzaizheili,qingqiuzhaokaixianchanghui!”
jigejingchamianmianxiangqu,xianweifushujiliufeng?
没听说过?
太年轻了吧?
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