shentongxiaoyishenxiaoshuo，jiangshuleqinyulinyandegushi，xiwangbenshunenghuanjiedajiadefannao，baochihaoxinqingjiangshule：“luguo？neinigankuaihuiquba，xiaoxinshanshangchongziduo。”qinyushuowan，jiuxiangkuaibulikai，tabuxiangrangduifangkanjianziji……
“suzhuren，nitaoyan~kuaisongshou，nongtengrenjiale！”
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zheishi，suyangyinmidexiaoshengxiangqi。
嗯？
tinglezheihua，qinyumeitoujinsuo，dunshitingxialepomenerrudedongzuo。
“jinwankongpabuxingsuzhuren，zuotianwohaoburongyicaipianguoqinyu，zaiqutahuihuaiyide，dengguojitianhaobuhaoma~”
wangyumengfengsaodeshengyinsuijichuanlai。
轰！
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苏洋不屑的说道。
“aiyasuzhuren，sheibuzhidaoninnvrenduodeyizhishoudoushubuguolai，renjiacaibushani~qinyusuiranshigemeiyoudiemadeyezhong，danduiwohaisuankeyi，zaizhawantadezuihouyisijiazhiqian，woshibuhuihetasipoliande。”
王雨檬娇哼一声。
“haohaohao，neijiujixurangtadanglvwangba！hahahaha！”
suyangyonglipaileyixiawangyumengde**，manlianchaofengdedaxiaoqilai。
野...野种...
qinyubozishangqingjinbaoqi。
taneixinzuiweimingandeshangtong，zaiwangyumengyanzhongqueshixiaoliao，haisuiyidejiangjitaren...
“砰！”
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wangyumengfanlegebaiyan，buxiededigudao。
“你说什嘛！”
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jiezhe，tayongminglingbandeyuqishuodao。
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yangfumukaojianlajizhongcaijiangtalachezhangda，weilerangqinyuwanchengxueyebuzhifuchuduoshaoxuehan，feijingqianxinwankujiangtapeiyangchulai，yidanshiquzheifentimiandegongzuo，qinyugairuhemianduierlaoshiwangdeyanshen？
zheigeshijiejiushirucixianshi，zaiquanshimianqian，putongrenyourulouyi。
“kuaidianshan！wozhishusanxia！”
“三！”
“二！”
suyangyilianqianghengdehandao。
“woshan...woshan...”
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laidaoyigeshizilukou，qinyuyangtianzhangxiao。
“砰！”
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youyuchongjiliguoda，tazaicishiquyishi。
“嘶！”
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