doushishenghuoticaixiaoshuo《shuowogeweisuo，yishouqinghuayeqinghui》shizuijinhenduoshumidouzaizhuidude，gaishuyisuxianyekeweizhujiao，zhuyaojiangshudeneirongyou：taxinzhongyitong，tamenyoutaiduodeyihanle，keshineixieyihanquezaiyebunengmibule。xueqianweiweizhoumei，qiguai……
“《haikuotiankong》？zheimingzitingqilaihenzhuang，buguogujimeishenmeshili。”
“hai，xianzaideniantoudouxihuanquxiegaodashangdemingzi，shijishangtingxialaidoushishi。”
taixiadelurenfachuzhiyi，zheiniantounengzaijietoumaiyidegeshou，duobandoushangbulezhenzhengdetai。
《haikuotiankong》？tingdoumeitingguodege，haixianghetadegebi？duobanshixiaochou，zhudingshiwodedianjiaoshi，yundadaneixinbuxie。
zheishiyuanchuangma？lianyanshenshanguodanyou，bierenbuzhidaolaoxiandeqingkuangtahaibuqingchuma？shiniandoumeiyoupengguoyinlele，zenmekenengyoushenmehaodeyuanchuang，gujishixianghuiyingyulunlinshixiede，chongdonglea！
suxianbuguzhouweideyilunsheng，taqingleqingsangzi，jitashengbansuizhecangsangerdaiyoucixingdishengyin。
“jintianwo，hanyelikanxuepiaoguo~”
“huaizhelengqueledexinwopiaoyuanfang~”
“fengyulizhuigan，wulifenbuqingyingzong~”
“tiankonghaikuoniyuwo~”
“kehuibian（sheimeizaibian）~”
suxianbuyoudehuiyiqicengjingsongwaimaidejingli。
jieshuleyitiandegongzuo，zuozaigongyuandezuoyishanglangtunhuyandichizhepaomian，hanyeli，xuehuapiaoguo，luozaitayijingyouzangyoupodewaimaifushang。
zhengtengdereqidangzhuletadeshixianwennuanzhetalengquedexin，buyoudesixupiaoxiangyuanfang……
fengfengyuyuzhong，songleshiniandewaimai，wangtiankonghaikuo，tayouxiangqilezijicengjingdemengxiang……
【si！woganjuezheishougetingqilaiyoudiandongxia，youyizhongshuobuqingdecangsanggan，zaitingtinghouxu，ruguokeyidehuawojiuluzhuanfenle。】
【woyeshiganjuexinlidemouyigenxinxianbeibodongle，woshiyundadefensi，danshiganjuezhendekeyi，bubiyundacha。】
yipangdeyundadaweiweizhoumei，tabushibeitaotailema？zenmeganjueyoudianshilia？！
liandemeitoushaoweishuzhan，buguohaishiyouxiedanyou，kenengzhishixielegeqianzou，jiupahoumianlanle。
geshengfangfoduihuayibanbanweiweidaolai：
“duoshaoci，yingzhelengyanyuchaoxiao~”
“congmeiyoufangqiguoxinzhongdelixiang~”
“yichaneihuanghu，ruoyousuoshideganjue~”
“buzhibujueyibiandan~”
“xinliai（sheimingbaiwo）~”
yishijianhuanghuanghuhu，yijingshinianle，cengjingdemengxiangduonianhaiweishixian，ruoyousuoshidebuganchongchiquanshen。
tacongweifangqixinzhongdelixiang，buxiangjiuzheimeyibeizisongwaimai，yushiyingzhelengyanyuchaoxiao，dengshangle《weilaizhixing》dewutaifuchu。
gequhuanhuantuijin，laidaofugebufen，suxianyuanbendeshengyinbiandegaokangqilai。
“yuanliangwozheiyishengbujifangzongaiziyou~”
“yehuipayouyitianhuidiedao~
“beiqilelixiang，sheirendoukeyi”
“nahuipayouyitianzhinigongwo~”
zongshibeitaotai，beiguyizhendui，beiguyimohei，danshitayongyuanbuhuifangqizijixinzhongdelixiang，napawurenzhichi，tayiranhuijiandingdizouxiaqu。
【wokaoxiongdi，changdetainiubile，woduiniluzhuanfenle。】
【xiongdimen，yuanliangwo，wosuiranshiyundadefensi，danshiwohaishibudebushuoyiju，taikaimenle，yundadahaidexiaquchendianchendian。】
【woyeshiyundadadefensi，wojuedeyundahenibichajutaidale，turanganjueyundachangdehaomeiyingyang，zhizhidaohouhouhou。】
zenmekeneng？！tabushiyigebeitaotaidegeshouma？zenmechangdezheimeniubi，zheidoubeitaotai，daoshishishabima？
yundadaneixinkuangnu，made，benlaiwotamajiushixianglaizhuanggexiaobide，haole，xianzaizijidalianle。
lianyanshenzhongliangzhexiaoxingxing，neixinkuangxiao，wojiuzhidaowoershijueshitianjiao，wuguanwuersuxianyoudadizhizi！jiejiejiejiejie……
geshenghaizaijixu，buguoyouleqianmiandepudianbiandegengyouyunwei，cangsangganpumianerlai。
“jintianwo，hanyelikanxuepiaoguo~”
“huaizhelengqueledexinwopiaoyuanfang~”
“fengyulizhuigan，wulifenbuqingyingzong”
“tiankonghaikuoniyuwo~”
“kehuibian（sheimeizaibian）~”
“yuanliangwozheiyishengbujifangzongaiziyou~”
“yehuipayouyitianhuidiedao~”
“beiqilelixiang，sheirendoukeyi~”
“nahuipayouyitianzhinigongwo~”
【haijideneiyinian，woshandiaolezuoyetongxuedezuoyegongxiangqun，shandiaolewangzherongyaowopixingdaiyuefenbugushenzhiweizhengming，womingyouwobuyoutian，zhongyu——wodangshangleershouchefanzi，pixingdaiyueshayemeiyou，wangzherongyaowoyexiahuilaile，haixialegechiji。】
【woyeshi，biyeqian：xiongdimenzanmendingfengxiangjian，biyehou：luosiningbuwan，genbenningbuwan。】
【hahaha，gemenzanmenshiyilurena，biyeqian：womingyouwobuyoutian，biyehou：nishuosanqianjiusanqian。】
zhibojianbushaorenhuiweizijidexinsuanlicheng，youduimengxiangdeyihan，yeyouduixianshideyihan。
gequdeqishichixuzougao，dadaolezuigaochao！
“rengranziyouziwo，yongyuangaochangwoge~”
“走遍千里~”
“yuanliangwozheiyishengbujifangzongaiziyou~”
“yehuipayouyitianhuidiedao~”
“beiqilelixiang，sheirendoukeyi~”
“nahuipayouyitianzhinigongwo~”
“beiqilelixiang，sheirendoukeyi~”
“nahuipayouyitianzhinigongwo~”
“yuanliangwozheiyishengbujifangzongaiziyou~”
“yehuipayouyitianhuidiedao~”
“beiqilelixiang，sheirendoukeyi~”
“nahuipayouyitianzhinigongwo~”
suizhezuihouyigeziluoxia，gequhuanhuanjieshu，danshitasuodailaideyunweiquezaiguanzhongxinzhongjiujiubunengpingjing。
piankehou，buzhidaosheishouxiangudezhang，erhouzhangshengleiming，zhibojiandeyeyilunfenfen，fenfenshuaping……
【made，tingwanzhihouganjuezhenggerendoukangfenleqilai，laozixianzaijiubawodelaobancile，buxiangdangniumale！】
【dui，woyebuxiangganle，renzheiyishengzongyaoquganyijianyouchengjiudeshi，neiyangsiyezhile。】
【hahaha，woyeyaoquzhuixunzijidemengxiang，qishisuidechuanpuhaizaijingxuanzongtong，qishisuideliulaoshihaizaimangzhetanlianai，qishisuidezhanglaoshimangzhedangdie，wowushisuile，zhengshichuangdenianji！】
【那你准备干嘛？】
【woyaoqudangrapper！】
cikeyundadadeliansenankandebichilejiuzhuandachanghainanshou，buguotahaishinulidipingfuxinqing，duizhesuxiankuazandao：“gemener，nichangdezhenhao，bukuishizhuanyegeshouha。”
suxianyaoyaotou：“meiyou，xianchoule。”
“……”
yundadahuitoutuliandilikaile，yandishanguoyisiyuanhen，douguaineishabidaoshibasuxianjitaotaile，yaoburantayebuhuiyiweisuxianmeishenmeshili。
tabaganggangjianjiwandeshipinfalechuqu，erhoutouleyiwandoujia，made，jiranniburangwoshufu，neiwoyeyaorangnibeima！
lianxingfendipaoleguolai，yiquanchuizaitadejiantou，：“nixiaozhi，meixiangdaohaizangzheyizhangdipaia，zheibobanzhuchilaohuniubi。”
“nishaokandianxuanhuanxiaoshuoba”suxianbailelianyiyan，“jiejiejie……”
“zouzouzou，yiqichidianshaokao，hedianxiaojiu。”lianlazhesuxiangaoxingdizou。
zheicisuxianmeiyouzulan，tademudeyijingdadaole，xianzaijiudengyulunfajiaole。
【ding，gongxisuzhutongguozuopinyingxiangtaren，huodeyigejifen！】
“xitong，zheigejifenhuodedebiaozhunshishenme？”suxianzainaohailihuiying。
【huifusuzhu，genjuxianchangyingxiangdirenshuheyinqigongmingdichengduzonghepanduan。】
suxianleran，yejiushiyaozhaoyigerenduodedifangchangge，zhibozheizhongbusuan。
suxianbeiliandailaileyigeshaokaotan，liangrenyibianhezhepijiuchizheshaokao。
“duile，zaiwangshangkandaonimayekele，zenmehuishi？”suxianxunwendao。
“hai，wojiushijuedeyekeguyizhenduini，weinigandaobugong，duibuqia，yourangnizaiwangshangbeimoheile，yidingshiyekeneibiaoziguyichuanshangqude。”lianfenfendiguanleyikoupijiu。
“meishi，bushinidewenti，napameiyouzheijianshi，tahaishihuiguyijiwozhaomafande，erqiewohailianleinidiulegongzuo，gaishuoduibuqiderenshiwo。”
两人碰杯喝了一口。
zhijianlianhenhenyiyaoya，congdoulitaochuyizhangkapaizailezhuoqian：“laoxian，zheilimianyou30wan，nibushiqueqianma？naquyong！”
suxianmeiyoujie：“neinizenmeban？zheiqianbushinizhunbeimaifangzideqianma？nihezhangyao……bushiyaohetaqiuhun，ranhoujiehunlema？”
“nibieguan，naquyongjiuxing，30wandixiaoqianeryi，bushiwogennichui，wosuisuibianbiandounengzaijiubadashangzhengdao。”lianbaibaishou，dianranleyigenxiangyan，kanqilaihaobuzaiyidiyangzi。
“biezhuangle，nigongzuodoubeidaoyanjicile，haizaiwomianqianzhuangdaweibalang，zade，xiangquxiboliyawatudou？”
“bujiushiyigegongzuoma？haodageyanguobacaibuxi，gederenmainiwufaxiangxiang，suibianyigedianhuanianxinbaiwanqiangzhewoqu，nijiubieguanle，nimeizhibingzhongyao。”
shuozhelianyibajiangkasaijinlesuxiandeshouli。
suxianbakajieguo，meiyouzaijujue，jixialezheifenenqing，xianzaitayoujinshouzhi，yihouzirannengbangzhuxiongdi。
“duile，nihaiyoujinyulequandedasuanma？”suxianxunwendao。
“daoshixiang，danshiwodefanpaimabuyunxua，xiaoshihouwoshuoxiangdangrapper，womashuoyaodaduanwodezhizungu。”lianbuyoudegankaidao。
suxianxinsiyidong，daoshiyihoukeyijianzixieyixiegerangtazairapperjiechuangdang。
“biexiangneimeduole，lailailai，hejiu，jinchaoyoujiujinchaozui，mingrichoulaimingrichou！”liandashengyaohezhe。
liangrenjubeihuanzhan，tantianshuodi，congzheigenvshengzhenpiaoliangdaoguojixingshi，hanfengchuilai，chuibusanfeitengdexiongdiqingyi，xiangshuodehua，douzaijiuli。
jianjiandi，suxianlvxiandaoxia，chenchenshuiqu。
“buxinga，meishenmeshilialaodi。”lianxiaolexiao，baxiongdikangshangleziji（xiaolaosilaisi）wulinghongguang。
tabazijideyifutuoxialaigaizaisuxiandeshenshang，zhidaohaodaeryijingleile。
suihoumomodikaizheche，quzijidechuzuwu。
raner，suxianhanshuidishihou，wangshangyulunqiaoranfajiao……
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