doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《shishenwangxu》shizuozhe“baotushougeji”zuixinchuangzuowanjiedeyibengaozhiliangjiazuo，juqingweiraozhurengongzhaoshengtianjiangshurandejinglizhankai，xiangyaoyiduweikuaidewangyou，kuaikuaishangche：dangnian，diertianjianchashitideshihou，songyiyibianfaxianzhaoshengtianbujianle，suiranyouxieyiwai，danshizheiyangjiugengjiazuoshilezhaoshengtiansharentaopaozuixing……
“妈妈，好香啊。”
zaoshang，doudouroulerouyanjing，congchuangshangpaleqilai，lazhemamadeshouzouxialechuang。
jiuxiangshiyizhixiaogouyiyang，doudoushunzhexiangweijiubajiangshurandaidaolecanzhuopang。
neili，zhaoshengtianyijingweitamenzhunbeihaolefengshengdezaocan。
“mama，nikan！haoduohaochideya！womennengchima？”
xiaojiahuoyanbabadekanzhejiangshuran。
“keyi，zheishishushuteyiweinizhunbeide，kuaixiexieshushu。”
jiangshuranxinqingfuzadekanleyiyanzhaoshengtian，xinzhonggengjiadudinglezhaoshengtiandeshenfen。
meiyourendeai，shiwuyuanwugude。
zijixianzaizheiyangzi，meiyounagenanrenhuikanshangziji，yemeiyounagenanrenhuizhuizhexiangdangbierenhaizidedie，suoyidaanzhiyouyige……
“谢谢叔叔！”
xiaojiahuolazhejiangshuran，yilianxingfen。
“mama，womenkuaiquxishuba，ranhoujiukeyichifanla！”
quancheng，zhaoshengtiandoushiyilianlaofuqindeciaiweixiao，tajuedejiangshurantailihaile，zaizheiyangeliedetiaojianzhixia，hainengbadoudoujiaodezheimeyoujiaoyang，zhenshiyigehaomama！
jiangshurangenzhedoudouquxilian，pingshi，tadoushiyongmaojinsuibiancayixia，yinweipashuihuipengdaoshangkou，fashengganran，erzheiyici，tajingqidefaxian，lianshang、shenshangdeshangkou，zuotianhaikuilan、huanongdedifang，jintianjingranqijibandequandoujiejiale！
nandaozheigenanrenshuodeshizhende？zijidelianzhendeyoukenenghuifuyuanlaiderongmaoma？
mozheyijingbuneimetengledeshangkou，jiangshurandexinzhong，jidongwubi，toutoude，shenshendekanleyiyanzhaoshengtian……
yijiasankouqilerongrongdechiwanlezaocan，zhaoshengtiantichuyaojijiangshurancayao，beijiangshuranyikoujujuele，zhaoshengtianzhinengjiangtadexueqiaoqiaohunzaiyaogaoli，jiaojijiangshuranzijiqutu。
jiangshuranzailimiantuzheyaogao，zhaoshengtianjiuzaiwaimianpeizhedoudouwan，liangrenwandebuyilehu，zhaoshengtianyezhongyutihuidaolezuofuqindekuaile。
liangrenzhengwanzhe，zhaoshengtianjiedaolelaizisongyiyidedianhua。
“zhaoshengtian，wojiniyezhunbeileyifenliwu，xiawuyidian，zaiwosongjiabieshu。niyaoshibuganlaidehua，jiucongheichengjiwogunchuqu，yongyuanbuyaozaihuilai！”
songyiyibenlaishixiangdaizhesongsanjiangzhijiequshalezhaoshengtiande，jieguogangadefaxian，genbenchabudaozhaoshengtiandezhuzhi，zhinengdianhuatongzhile。
“dangranqu。nimeiyouanzhaowodeyaoqiufashengming，woziranyaoqujinimendeguancaizhaoyigezhuhu。”
zhaoshengtiandanmoerxixuedeshuodao。
“daoshihoujiukanshisheizhujinguancaiba！”
songyiyiehenhendeshuodao。
guadiaodianhua，zhaoshengtianxiangshenmeyemeiyoufashengguoyiyang，jixuhedoudouzuoyouxi。
guoleyihuier，jiangshurantuwanyao，congfangjianlizoulechulai。
“jintian，nengqingnibangwodaiyixiadoudouma？woxiangchuqubandianshiqing。”
“什么事？”
xianglexiang，jiangshuranhaishirushideshuole。
“zheixienian，babahemeimeijiejiguowoyixieqian，wojibendoumeishedehua，benlaishixiangzanzhejidoudouzuoshoushude，keshichadeshizaitaiduole。xianzai……nibushishuonengbangzhezhibingma，wojiuxiangzhe，doudoudouyijingsisuiduole，haimeiyoushangxueni……”
“mingbaile。niquba，wolaikanzhedoudou，nifangxin。lingwai……”
zhaoshengtiancongdoulitaochuyizhangyinxingka，dijijiangshuran，youxietantedeshuodao。
“wozheiliyouxieqian，nixuyaodeshihoukeyiyingji……”
“nijidoudouzhibing，woyijinghenganxiele，wozenmehainengshounideqianni？”
jiangshurandaduanlezhaoshengtiandehua，zhijiezhuanshenlikaile。
zhaoshengtiantanlekouqi，shouhuiyinxingka，qishitazaoyijingcaidaolejieju，zhishihaixiangshiyixia。
“shushu，ninengpeiwoquyuanlaineigejialinayigedongxima？”
jiangshuranzouhoumeiduojiu，doudouduizhezhaoshengtianwendao。
“keyia，nashenmedongxini？”
“yigebuwawa，tashiwodebaobao。”
doudouyilianrenzhendeshuodao。
“e，buwawaya……shushupeiniqumaijigexindebuwawahaobuhao？shunbianzaimaixieqitadewanju。”
“不行！不行！”
豆豆赶紧摆摆手。
“tashiwodebaobao，wobunengbatadiuzainei，tazijihuihaipade！”
zhaoshengtianyixiazilengzaileyuandi。
tadiuxiatamenmunv，zhengzhengwuniana，tamengaiyouduohaipa……
“hao，shushupeiniqu。”
zhaoshengtianbaoqidoudou，jinjindelouzaihuaili……
daolechengzhongcun，zhaoshengtianlazhedoudoudeshou，manyouyoudezoulejinqu。
buyuanchu，songsanjiangdedadizinazhezhaopiankanleyoukan。
“zhaopianshangshizheigexiaoguniangba？”
“应该是。”
lianggeshidizaishenhoudianlediantou。
“bushishuoshenbianzhiyouyigejianlajidenvrenma……suanle，buguantale，yihuiershangqu，wodaizhehaizizou，nimenliangnongsizheinande，ranhouzanmenzaidengyihuier，yaoshineinvdelaile，baneinvdeyenongsi，yiqidaihuishanshangmaile，miandeyezhangmengduo。”
dadizijiaodaiwan，biandaizhelianggeshidigenzhezhaoshengtianshanglelou。
fangjianli，doudouzhaodaolebuwawazhihou，youxiangzhaoqitadexiaowanju，zhaoshengtianbianxiaozhezhanzaipangbiankanzhe。
zheishihou，dadizidaizhelianggeshidituimenerru。
“找谁？”
zhaoshengtiandaliangzhesanrenwendao。
“benlaibushizhaonide，kexinijintiandaomei。”
dadiziyongyizhongpiniyiqieyuqiduizhaoshengtianshuodao，ranhoukanyebukanzhaoshengtianyiyan，xiangzhedoudouzouqu。
lingwailiangshidiyeshihaobushouruannachuliqi，zhibenzhaoshengtianerlai。
sanrenmeiyousihaodeyouyu，wanquanmeiyoubazhaoshengtianfangzaiyanli，zhixiangzheshawanrendaizhehaizibianzou。
keshi，lianggeshidigangnuolebanbu，jiuturandaofeichuqu，erqiebupianbuyi，shunzhemenfengjiufeidaolezoulangli。
dadizihaizhengzaishuashuai，kandoubukanzhaoshengtianneibianyiyan，shenshoujiuyaobadoudouzhuaqilai，keshihaibudengshenshou，jiuganjuezijituranbeiqiazhebozitileqilai。
“doudou，nixianzhaozhe，shushugenzheijigerenchuqushuojuhua。”
“hao，shushu，niyouhuahaohaoshuo。”
yinweikandaolejigerendexiachang，doudoushuohuashi，yanjinglidaizheyixiekongju。
“知道了。”
zhaoshengtian‘guaiqiao’dehuileyiju，ranhoubiantizhedadizizoulechuqu。
“shuo，sheirangnimenlaide？”
daolezoulangzhihou，zhaoshengtianbadadiziduizaiqiangshangwendao。
“heng，youdanliangnijiushalewo……”
huayinweiluo，zhaoshengtiankacayisheng，qiaduanledadizidebozi。
jianqidadizishenpangdiaoluodezhaopian，zhaoshengtianlaidaolianggeshidideshenqian，lengshengwendao。
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