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sanjiangsheng，gusushi，xiaotancun。
“a！lihuinigelaobuside，laoliumang。guangtianhuarizhixiatoukanlaoniangxizao。”
yishengjianjiaoxiangchelezhenggecunzi。
“nitoukanjiutoukanba！laoshidalaoniangjiaboligansha？laoniangshanglibaigangzhaorenhuande！”
tingdaocichu，lihuiyoushitaitou，kexibeizhezhule。
henkuai，cunlideshijigefunv，yijicunzilijigebijiaoyouweiwangdenanren，quanbuchuxianzaizhangxiaojiayuanzhong。
cunzhangqingleqingsangzi，wuzilikaikou：“laoli，zheixiaotancunnishizhendebunengzaidaile，cunzilimiandefunvyijinglianmingqingyuanle，bixujiangniganchuxiaotancun。”
lihuikanxianglezhangxiao：“xiaoer，kanlaizheiciwomenshituliangrenshizhendelikaixiaotancunle。weishiyelaole，yihoudelunizhinengzijizoule。”
zhangxiaofangxialekuaizi，kanxiangletamianqianneigekanqilaijiuyouxiebuzhengjingdelaotou。
“zhiyuma？nibujiushixiangrangwolikaicunzima？zhaozheimeyidaqunrenlaipeiniyanxi？”
lihuiyankanbeishipole，yebuzhuangle，rangzhongrenliqu，hezhangxiaotanlepai：“shenmejiaoyanxi，wojinizhaolemenqinshi！”
lihuijiangyizhangzhaopianfangzailezhuozishang，chaozhezhangxiaokaikou。
zhangxiaonaqilezhaopian，kandaolihuizuozaizhongjian，yinanyinvzuozaitadeliangbiandayuewushisui，xianranshiliangkouzi。
zuizhongyaodeshiliangrendeshenhouzhanzhelianggenvhai，errenzhangxianggeyouqianqiu，suibianyigedoushinengpimeiyixianmingxingdecunzai。
“buguozheilianggenvhai，wowangjishineigele。zheigenanrenshenshanghaiyouxiemeiyouquanyudebing，niyeyibingjiangtazhihaoba！”
zhangxiaoyibaduoguolihuishouzhongdehunshu，suijimengdizhanqileshenzi：“shifuninzheishuodeshenmehua？hunbuhunshidewoyidiandoumeixingqu，zhuyaoshiwoxiangjiuren。”
“jiranruci，neinimingtianyizao……”
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lihuitaiqitou，quenalihainengkandaozhangxiaodeshenying。
zhangxiaozhizhirangsijikaidaolemudedi。
kanzheyanqianqipaidedayuan，zhangxiaobujingdengdaleyanjing：“zhei……shifu，nibushizoucuoleba？”
“meicuoa！zheijiushilinjiadayuan”
zhangxiaojiangxinjiangyidexiangzhedayuanneizouqu，kedangtagangzoudaomenqian，jiubeirenlanlexialai。
“zhanzhu！ganshenmede？”
“e……woshilintianchengdenvxu。。”
lianggebaoanhuxiangkanlekan，xiayike。
“gungungun，womenlinzongshenmeshenfen？zenmekenengyounizheizhongnvxu。”
zhangxiaoyemeixiangdao，zheiyouqianrenjiajingranhuishizheiyang，lianlianggekanmendedoukanbuqita。
taquekandaocongyuanchuzoulaileyiduiyisheng，jingzhidezouxianglelinjiadedayuan，neierrenlandoumeiyoulanyixia。
zheiqunyishengzhong，huranyouyigerenwuzhuleduzi，paoxiangleyipangdegongce。
zhangxiaozuijiaoyigou，xinzhongyougejuemiaodejihua。
jiuruci，jifenzhonghou，zhangxiaochuanzhebaidaguadaizhekouzhaodayaodabaidezoujinlelinjiadayuan。
buguogangjinmen，jiutingdaoyourenzhaohuta：“wei，neigeshixisheng。bieluanpao，zhanzheilidengzhe。”
weileyanrenermu，zhangxiaoyezhinenggenzaizheiqunyishengdeshenhou，jingjingdedengdaizhe。
“jintianwomenkeshijilinjiajiazhulaijianchashentide，yaoshirechushenmemafanlai，yuanzhangdoubaobuleni。”neirenhaizaichaozhezhangxiaojinggaodao。
“xingle，nimenjinlaiba！”turanyourenchaozhezheixietamenhandao。
zhangxiaogenzhezheixieyishengjinruleyigefangjianzhizhong，yiyanjiukandaoledangzhongzuozhedenanrenheshenpangzhanzhedefuren，zhengshilaotouzijidezhaopianshangdeliangren。
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meidengzhangxiaofanying，zheixieyishengsuijibiankaishijilintianchengkaishiletijian，shijifenzhonghou，xianchangdejianchasuanshijieshule。
“linzong，nindebingqingburongleguan。”
liuankanzheshouzhongdehuayandan，tanqishuodao：“yixianzaideyixuejishu，hennanquanyu，zuiduozanshidiaozhuxingming。”
lintianchengliangyanyihei，zheishitaqinglaideguoneidingjianxiyi，zheizhuzhiyishengliuangengshihaiguideboshi，liantamendoushuozijimeijiule，neikanlaizhenshitianyaowangtalinjiaa！
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zhongrenshunjianchaozhetaweiqu，shoumangjiaoluandejianglintianchengfudaolepangbiandechuangshang。
zhongyishengyoushiyitongshoumangjiaoluandejiancha，dayuebangexiaoshihou，liuancalecatoushangdehan，chaozhelintianchengdelaopokaikou。
“linfuren，linzongzheibingbenshenjiubijiaoyanzhong，jingguozheimeyilai，jihuogongxin，zheiyixiashichedibaofale。shentidegexiangjinengyeyijingdiaodaolezhengchangshuipingyixia，womenshizhendemeibanfale，zuiduoyezhinengdiaozhujiridexingming，buguowoyijingtongzhiwomenyuanzhangle，danbingqingbaizaizheili，yinggaishimeishenmexiwangle。”
linfurenjiqiedechaozheliuankaikou，leishuiyijingcongyankuangzhongdiaolechulai：“liudafu，womenjialaolin……shizhendemeijiulema？”
“linfuren，womenyiyuanzaiguoneijibianbushishuyishuer，yesuanshizaiqianshidecunzaile，shizaibaoqian，wunengweili。”
kandaocichu，zhangxiaoshizenmedourenbuzhule，puchiyixiaxiaochulesheng。
guwangjinlai，yizhe，naiyirenshengengyixin。
erzheijigeyisheng，yishanglaijiugaosubingrenmeijiule，bingqinghaimeibarenzenmeyang，tamenjiuxianbarenjihesile，ranhouzaigaosujiashutamenyewunengweilile。
henkuai，zhongrendezhuyilijiuquandaolezhangxiaoshenshang。
liuanzhouqimeitou，chaozhezhangxiaokaikou：“nixiaoshenme？”
zhangxiaoyibachexialelianshangdekouzhao：“woxiaonimenyongyiwuren，gengxiaoxianzaideyouqianren，banimenzheiyangdeyongyidangchenghuopusagongzhe。”
liuanyejile：“nibushiwomenyiyuanderen？nishishei？”
zheishi，menwaipaojinlaiyigezhichuanzhehongkuchadenianqingren：“zhuren，jiushita，tadayunlewo。haibalewodeyifu。”
cishidajiadoumingbailezheishizenmehuishi，chaozhezhangxiaoyilunfenfen。
“nimenshuolinlaoyebushimeijiulema？xianzaigaosunimen，wonengzhi，bujinnengzhi，haishiqingeryijudezhiyu。”
“bukeneng，jueduibukeneng。womenshangqianwandeshebei，shushiweidingjiandeyishengdoushushouwuce。niyigebuguoershiduosuidenianqingren，youshenmezigeshuozheihua？nizheimingxianjiushihunjinlaidaoluande。gunchuqu，nijiushilaijiwomenyiyuanmoheide，jiwogunchuqu。”
zhangxiaohuangruoweiwen，dabuzoudaolelintianchengmianqian，zhijiedashanglemai，yejiushijimiaozhongdeshijian，jiunongqingchulebingyin。
suihoubiancongzijidebaozhongtaochuleyitaoyinzhen，zailintianchengdeshenbianpukaikan，jiezhebianjiekailelintianchengdeyifu。
“ai，nixiangganshenme？”
linjiahenkuaijiuyourenshanglaizuzhi，danzhangxiaozhijienachulelaotouzijitadezhaopian，diujilelintianchengdelaopo。
“woshifushilihui，shitarangwoxiashanlaijiulinlaoyede，buxiangrangtasijiubierangrenpengwo。”
jiangzhenkanzhezhaopian，shunjiandengdaleyanjing：“ni……nishilishenyidetudi？”
zhangxiaomeiyoushuohua，yijiushizijimangliuzhe。
zhongrenyikanjiangzhenmoxule，yedoumeiyouzaizuoshenmedongzuo，zhanzaiyipangjingjingdekanzhe。
fandaoshiliuanfachulechizhiyibidexiaosheng：“zhenjiu？zheijiushinimenzhongyizijipianzijidewanyi，zuozuoyangshengdiaolihainengyoudianxinlizuoyong，yongtalaizhibingjiuren？kannijiushigejianghushushilaipianrende，haishenyi。linfuren，ninkedekaolvhaoang！linxianshengbeitazheimenongguo，kelianjirixingmingdoudiaobuzhule。”
kejiuzaicishi，lintianchengdeshentijineng，turanhuifulexuduo，xianshiqishangdexueyaxueyangxinlvdouzhujianhuiguidaolezhengchangshuiping。
liuandengdaleyanjing，bukezhixindeyaozhetou：“bu，zheizenmekeneng。”
zhengzaicishi，turanyourenhandao：“yuanzhanglaile……”
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