wanzhengbandoushishenghuoxiaoshuo《shengwangyizun》,ciwencongfabuyilaibiandedaolezhongduoduzhemendexiai,kejianzuopinzhiliangyouzhi,zhujiaoshijianghelinchuxue,yeshizuozhefengkuangdekelasuoxiede,gushigenggai:jianhusanyidongbudong,jianghexiaodao:“hulaoda,ninbuhuipaleba?zheilunpandu,keshinintichulaiwanerdea!”……
“tangdaiqinghuaci,baocunjiweiwanzheng,tingshuoshushuninxihuanguwan,teyisongjininde。”
tinglehuanghaodehua,linchenganmanlianhuanxidikanzhehuaping。
“tangdaide!baocunzheimehao!bubianyiba?”
wenyan,huanghaoxiaodao:“bugui,qianduanshijianpaimaihuipailaide,zongjiasanqianwan!”
sanqianwan!linchenganbujinzashe。
jishishisidajiazu,sanqianwanyebushigexiaoshumu!
erhuanghaoquenengnachusanqianwanzuoweisongjilinchengandeliwu!zheiranglinchenganduihuanghaodehaoganbeizeng!
“nizhenshiyouxinlea!shushuhenxihuan!hahaha!”
huanghaomanlianweixiao,bujingyijianpieleyanjianghe,xiaowendao:“jiangxiongdi,jintianshishushushouchen,niweishushuzhunbeileshenmeliwua?”
huanghaozheishikeyidiaonanjianghe,bijingyigeputongpingminjiatingchushendehaizinengsongchushenmemingguideliwu?
wenyan,jiangheweiweiyixiao:“linxiansheng,suiranbuzhidaonindeshouchen,danqiahaowoyeweininzhunbeileyijianliwu。”
huaba,jianghecongkoudailitaochuzhuangyimeizaisuliaodailidesanyangdan。
kandaodanyaohou,huanghaopudiyixiabianxiaolechulai:“hahaha!zheishishenme?taishanglaojunlianzhidejindanma?”
linchenganyeshiyilianyihuo,kanxiangjianghe。
jiangheweixiaojieshidao:“cidanmingweisanyangdan,fuyonghou,zhishaonengrangnindezhuangtainianqingsanshisui!bingqieshentigexiangjinengdouhuidedaozengqiang!binianzhuangshigengqiang!”
cihuayichu,huanghaobaoxiaochusheng:“hahaha!nizheidanyaobixiandandoulihaia!dezhibushaoqianba?xiaosile!”
jiangheweixiaodao:“danyaobuzhiqian,shouyizhiqian,tianxianenglianchucidande,chulewoshifu,zhiyouwoyige!”
wenyan,huanghaoxiaodegengjiadashengle。
linchenganyeshimanliandeganga,bumandedenglehuanghaoyiyan。
suihou,tayexinyouhuaiyi,zheishishang,zenmekenengyourucishenyao?
“enrendexinyi,wolingle。”
linchengangongjingdishouqiledanyao。
danjianghequedao:“shushu,cidanyaoyoubaozhiqide,xianzaifuxiazuihao。”
xianzaifudan?weiweisisuoyifan,linchenganhaishixiangxinjianghedeyishu。
bijingyijianghegaomingdeyishulaikan,tajidedanyaojishimeiyougongxiao,xiangbiyebuhuihairen。
“hao,woxianzaifuxia。”
linchenganquchudanyao,dangzhejianghedemiantunrufuzhong。
suihou,zhijianlinchenganjinzhoumeitou,lianheleyidawandeshui。
“ruhe?”jianghexiaozhewendao。
“henku!”linchenganshuodao。
“ku?shuomingsanyangdandegongxiaobeizuidahuale!tizhiyueqiangderen,yuehuijuedezheimeidanyaotian。”
江河解释道。
danyipangdehuanghaoquelengxiaoyisheng:“zhenshixiaohua,yimeibaojianpin,haibeinichuichuhualaile?”
“qiongjiushiqiong!maibuqiliwujiuzhishuo,haisongdanyao?zhendangsuoyourendoushishazima?”
闻言,江河笑了。
takanxianglehuanghao:“congworuzuokaishi,nibianyizhizaizhenduiwo。”
“huangshaoshiba?wodesanyangdansuiranbugui,danqueshinisanjinqianjindoudebudaodedongxi!”
“qici!woweirentandang,congbusongrenjiahuo!”
cihuayichu,huanghaodanu,yipaizhuozibianzhanleqilai。
“nideyisishi,wodeqinghuacishijiahuo?”
jiangheweiweixiaodao:“he,shibushijiahuo,nixinlibuqingchuma?”
wenyan,huanghaoyandiyouyisihuangluanshanguo,dantahaishinudao:“fangsi!niyigeyuegongzilianyiwandoubuguodeputongren,youshenmezigepingjiawosongdeqinghuaci?”
“shushu!tataiguofenle!”
cishi,linchenganyouxienankan,liangbiandoushikanhaodenianqingren,benxiangrangdajiajieshi。
meixiangdaoliangrenquebuduifu。
“goule!huanghaonibizui,zaizhenduijiangxianshengdehua,nijiuchuquba。”
“haiyou,jiangxiansheng,jiwoyigemianzi,buyaogenhuanghaozheixiaoziyibanjianshi。”
“erqie,woduiguwanpoyouyanjiu,keyiquexin,zheiqinghuaciqueshishizhenpin!bingqiewoyezhidaohuanghaozaisantianqiancanjialeyichangpaimaihui,maixiadejiushizheijianqinghuaci!”
“jiangxianshengsuiranyishugaochao,danjianbaonengli,haishiyoudaitishengde!haha!”
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