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siwozhunkaozheng？wofanshougaixiewulishizheibuxiaoshuodezhujiaoshiliweilinfeng，siwozhunkaozheng？wofanshougaixiewulishigushiqingjiejingdiandangqihuichang，neirongqingjiejidushushi。zhuyaojiangdeshi「zhenzhengdezhinengzhuanhuan，bixuyinruxianlilundechaoduichenglizizuoweijiezhi！qijichugongshiyinggaishi……」wokaishidashengbeisongchenguangyuanjiaoshouzailinzhongqian，yijuyijujiao……

精彩章节

woshi「difuhaiyangxitong」deweiyibangdingzhe，kaowanchengjiangsizhirendeyiyuanzhuanqushengmingzhi。jinwan，

yiweichuisidewulixuetaidoufabulezhongjirenwu：titaqudaxuedewulijingsaixianchang，

gongbuyidaozuyigaibianshijiedegongshi。kewonazhecansaizhengpaodaosaichangrukoushi，

fuzejianludelianggexueshenghuiganbuquelanzhulewo：「chidaoyifenzhongyesuanquekao，zheishiguiding。」「jiuyici，」

wokanzhexitonglifeisudaoshudeshengmingzhi，shengyinfazhan，「wozhendeyoujishi。」「ninengyoushenmejishi？

bujiushixiangkaowaimenxiedaonagejiangma？」taqingmiediyixiao，yanshenchongmanbiyi，「zheizhongrenwojianduole！」

lingyigenvganbugengjue，zhijiedangzhesuoyourendemian，jiangwodecansaizhengyisiliangban。woshayanle。

ganlanzhewoxuming，shunbiangaixierenleilishide，tamenhaishitouyizao！1.wanfengguoxiezhezaore，

chuidewoeqiandesuifahuluanfeiwu。wosisidingzhelajitonglineiliangpianbeisisuideyingzhipian，neishiwodecansaizheng，

yeshiwocikeweiyidejiumingdaocao。naohaizhong，

zhe：【shengmingzhishengyu：00:09:58】【shengmingzhishengyu：00:09:57】meiyimiaodeliushi，

douxiangyouyibawuxingdechuizizazaiwodexinzangshang。「weishenme？」wotaiqitou，yankuangfahong，

dingzhemianqiandelianggeren。nandejiaolinfeng，xueshenghuizhuxi，yishenbitingdexizhuang，toufashudeyisibugou。

tabaozheshoubei，jugaolinxiadikanzhewo，zuijiaoguazheyimowanweidexiao。nvdejiaosuqian，xueshenghuifuzhuxi，

zhuangrongjingzhi，yanshenlimanshihaobuyanshideyane。ganggangjiushita，yongtuzhexianhongzhijiayoudeshou，

jiangwodecansaizhengsichenglesuipian。「weishenme？」linfengxiangshitingdaoleshenmetiandadexiaohua，「guidingjiushiguiding。

wulijingsaishixuexiaozuidingjidesaishi，chidaojiushiduiguizedemieshi，duisuoyouzhunshidaochangtongxuedebugong。」

tashengyinbuda，quezuyirangzhouweipaiduidengdairuchangdetongxuedoutingdeyiqingerchu。yidaodaomuguangtouxiangwo，

chongmanlehaoqi、tongqing，dangengduodeshikanrenaodexingzailehuo。「womeiyouxiangbugongping，wozhishi……」

wojiqiedixiangjieshi，kehuadaozuibianyouyanlehuiqu。wonengzenmeshuo？shuowobangdingleyigejiao「difuhaiyangxitong」

dedongxi，bixuzaishengmingzhihaojinqian，wanchengwulixuetaidouchenguangyuanjiaoshoudeyiyuan，fouzewojiuhuilikebaobi？

shuochulai，zhihuibeidangchengfengzi。「zhishishenme？zhishixiangzouhoumen？」suqianshangqianyibu，shengyinjianli，

「wozaojiuzhuyidaonile，yigesanliudaxuedejiaohuansheng，pingshichengjipingping，

zenmekenengnadaowomenxuexiaowulijingsaideteyaocansaizheng？kendingshiyongleshenmejianbuderendeshouduan。」

tadeshengyinchongmanleeyichuaice，xiangyigengenduci，zhajinwodexuerouli。zheizhangteyaocansaizheng，

shichenguangyuanjiaoshouzaimiliuzhiji，pinjinzuihouyisiliqi，qinshouxiexiatuijianxin，rangtadezhulisongdaowoshoushangde。

zheishitaweiwopuhaodelu，yeshiwoweiyinengwanchengrenwudetujing。

【shengmingzhishengyu：00:07:33】wodehuxiyuelaiyuejicu，

yizhongyuanzilinghunshenchudexuruogankaishimanyan。wodeshixiankaishichuxianzhongying，

linfenghesuqianneiliangzhangaomandelianzaiwoyanqianhuangdong。「rangwojinqu，qiunimenle。」

wodeshengyinyijingdaishangleaiqiu，「zheiduiwozhendehenzhongyao，xingmingyouguan。」「xingmingyouguan？」

linfengchixiaoyisheng，tashenziqianqing，yadishengyinzaiwoerbianshuo，「bian，jiezhebian。

nizheizhongqiongsuanxueshengweilenajiangxuejinbuzeshouduandeyangzi，zhenshinankan。jintianwobahuafangzheier，youwolinfengzai，

nizheizhongren，lianmendoubiexiangjin！」tadehuayuxiangyitiaobinglengdedushe，chanzhulewodebozi，rangwozhixi。

zhouweideyilunshenggengdale。「zheirensheia？lianpiyetaihouleba。」「jiushi，beizhuxizhuagezhengzhe，

haisichanlanda。」「kantaliansebaide，genguiyiyang，buhuishixinxuba？」wozuanjinlequantou，

zhijiashenshenqianruzhangxin。buxing，wobunengsizaizheili！

2.【shengmingzhishengyu：00:05:12】xinzangdetiaodongbiandechenzhongerhuanman，

meiyicibodongdouxiangshiyongjinlequanshendeliqi。wogandaosizhifaleng，danaoyeyinweiqueyangerzhenzhenfahun。

「jiaobaoanba，bierangzheizhongrenyingxiangledajiadeqingxu。」suqianbunaifandihuilehuishou，

xiangshizaiquganyizhitaoyandecangying。linfengdiandiantou，nachushouji，zuoshijiuyaobohao。womengditaiqitou，

juewangcuishengchuguzhuyizhideyongqi。jirantamenburangwojinqu，neiwojiuzaizheilishuo！

「e=mc²zhishiyuzhoudebiaoxiang！」woyongjinquanshenliqi，duizhesaichangjinbidedamensihouchusheng，

「zhenzhengdezhinengzhuanhuan，bixuyinruxianlilundechaoduichenglizizuoweijiezhi！qijichugongshiyinggaishi……」

wokaishidashengbeisongchenguangyuanjiaoshouzailinzhongqian，yijuyijujiaodaijiwodeneiduangongshi。

neibushidiqiushangxianyouzhishitixinenggoulijiedefanchou，meiyigezifu，meiyigeyinjie，

doufangfoyunhanzheyuzhoudezhili。zhouweishunjiananjinglexialai。suoyourendouyongkanshaziyiyangdeyanshenkanzhewo。

「fengle，zheirenzhenshifengle。」「tazainianshenme？zhouyuma？」linfenghesuqianyelengzhule，

suijibaofachugengdadechaoxiao。「hahaha，yanbuxiaqule，kaishizhuangshennongguile？」linfengxiaodeqianyanghouhe，

「niyiweinishiaiyinsitanzaishi？haizhinengzhuanhuan，nixianbazijizhuanhuanyixia，gunchuwodeshixianhaoma？」

suqiangengshixiaodehuazhiluanzhan：「linfengnikanta，weileboyanqiu，lianzheizhongzhaoshudouxiangdechulai。zhenshigexiaochou。

」【shengmingzhishengyu：00:03:45】wodeshengyinyuelaiyueruo，yanqianyijingshiyipianmohu。

jiuzaiwoyiweiyiqiedoujiangjieshushi，yidaoqinglengdenvshengchuantoulecaozaderenqun。「rangtajixushuo。」

woxunshengwangqu，zhijianyigechuanzhebaiselianyiqun，daizhejinsiyanjingdenianqingnvrenzhengkuaibuxiangwozoulai。

taxiongqianguazhe「pingwei」dexiongpai，shangmianxiezhetademingzi——liwei。tashizheiciwulijingsaizuinianqingdepingwei，

yeshiguoneililunwulixuejieranranshengqidexinxing。linfengdexiaoshengjiaranerzhi，

talianmanghuanshangyifugongjingdezuilianyingleshangqu：「lijiaoshou，ninzenmechulaile？yigefengzieryi，ninbielita，

womashangrangbaoanchuli。」liweikandoumeikantayiyan，jingzhizoudaowomianqian，yanshenlidaizheyisitanjiuhezhenjing。

「niganggangshuode，shimlilunzhongguanyushiyiweikongjianchaoyinlideyigecaixiangfenzhi，

dannidemiaoshu……bixianyourenhewenxianlidedouyaowanzheng。nishishei？nizenmehuizhidaozheixie？」

wodejiuxinglaile！woxiangshizhuazhulezuihouyigenjiumingdaocao，zuichunxidong，xiangjixushuoxiaqu，

danhoulongliquezhinengfachuhehedeloufengsheng。【shengmingzhishengyu：00:01:20】「takuaibuxingle！」

liweilianseyibian，likefuzhuwoyaoyaoyuzhuideshenti，huitouduilinfenghesuqianlishenghedao，「hailengzheganshenme？

kuaibatafudaoxiuxishi！tayaoshichuleshenmeshi，nimenfudeqizerenma？」

liweijiaoshoudeqichangyuanfeilinfengzheizhongxueshengganbukebi。linfenghesuqianbeitahoudeyileng，suiranxinyoubugan，

danyebuganweini，zhihaoheganlaidebaoanyiqi，qishoubajiaodibawojiajinlesaichangpangdepingweixiuxishi。

menguanshangdeneiyike，woyongjinzuihouyidianliqi，zailiweierbiantuchulejigezi：「baiban……bi……」

ranhou，yanqianyihei，chedishiquleyishi。3.yishixiangshichenruleyipianbinglengdehaidi，

wujindeheianhehanlengjiangwotunshi。「di—di—di—」buzhiguoleduojiu，

yizhenguilvdedianziyinjiangwoconghundunzhonghuanxing。wohuanhuanzhengkaiyan，yingruyanliandeshiyipianxuebaidetianhuaban，

bijianyingraozhedandandexiaodushuiwei。wodongledongshouzhi，faxianzijizhengtangzaiyizhangchuangshang，

shoubeishanghaichazheshuyeguan。【shengmingzhiyibuchongzhi24:00:00，linshirenwu「gongbugongshi」

wanchengdu30%，qingsuzhujinkuaiwanchenghouxurenwu，yihuoquyongjiushengmingzhi。

】xitongdetishiyinzainaohaizhongxiangqi。wohuoxialaile。jiehouyushengdeqingxingganrangwozhangzhangdishuleyikouqi。

「nixingle？」liweijiaoshoudeshengyinzaipangbianxiangqi。tajiuzuozaichuangbiandeyizishang，shoulinazheyigebenzi，

shangmianmimimamaxiemanlegezhongfuhao。jianwoxinglai，talikefangxiabenzi，

diguolaiyibeiwenshui：「ganjuezenmeyang？yishengshuonizhishidixuetangjiashangqingxujidong，meishenmedaai。」

wozhengzhazhezuoqilai，jieguoshuibei，gansedehoulongdedaozirunhou，caiganjueshufulexuduo。「xiexienin，

lijiaoshou。」woyouzhongdiganxiedao。ruguobushita，wokenengyijingshiyijubinglengdeshitile。「buyongxiewo。」

liweituiletuiyanjing，muguangzhuozhuodikanzhewo，「xianzai，nikeyigaosuwo，neiduangongshi，

nishicongnalizhidaodema？」wochenmole。zheishiwozaojiuyuliaodaodewenti。xitongdeshiqingjuebunengbaolu，

wobixuxiangyigetianyiwufengdeliyou。「neishiwodeyiwei……wangyoujiaowode。」wozhenzhuozheciju，

「tashiyiweihenlihaidewulixuejia，womenzhizaiwangshangjiaoliu。tazhidaowolaicanjiazheigebisai，

jiurangwobazheiduangongshigongbuchulai。」zheigejiekouhenzhuolie，danwobiewuxuanze。liweixianranbuxin，

tameitouweicu：「wangyou？jiaoshenmemingzi？nagejigoude？」「wobuzhidaotadezhenming，

womendoujiaota‘guanxingzhe’。」wozhinengyingzhetoupijixubian，「tahenshenmi，congbutouluzijidegerenxinxi。

zheicizhihou，tayehewoduanlelianxi。」liweidingzhewokanlehenjiu，jiudaowoyiweitayaochaichuanwodehuangyan。

raner，taquehurantanlekouqi，yanshenbiandeyouxiefuza，sihushixiangxinlewodehua。「‘guanxingzhe’……」

tanannanziyu，「daoyexiangtadefengge。」woxinzhongyidong，nandaotarenshichenjiaoshou？jiuzaizheishi，

xiuxishidemenbeiqiaoxiangle。yigetoufahuabai，mianrongweiyandelaozhezoulejinlai。takandaowoxingle，

lianshangluchuyisiguanqie。「xiaotongxue，ganjuehaoxielema？」liweilikezhanleqilai，

gongjingdihandao：「zhangyuanzhang。」zhangyuanzhang？nengrangliweirucigongjingde，zhiyouwomenxuexiaolixueyuandeyuanzhang，

guoneiwulixuejiedetaishanbeidou——zhangbowen。「womeishile，xiexieyuanzhangguanxin。」wolianmangyingdao。

zhangboandianlediantou，muguangzhuanxiangliwei，shenqingyansu：「xiaoli，nibaneiduangongshifukezaibaibanshangle？」

「shide。」liweidiantou，「wopajicuo，zaitahunguoquzhiqian，rangtaxiexialaile。」「hunao！」

zhangyuanzhanghurandiheyisheng，liansebiandeyichangningzhong，「nizhidaoneiduangongshiyiweizheshenmema？

neishizuyidabaixianyouwulixuedashadejishi！zaimeiyouwanquanyanzhengzhiqian，zenmenengrucicaolvdizhanshichulai？」

takuaibuzoudaoxiuxishijiaoluo，neililizheyikuaibaiban，shangmianzhengshiwohunmiqianxiexiadeneiduangongshi。

zhangyuanzhangsisididingzhebaiban，yanshencongningzhong，daozhenjing，zaidaokuangxi，zuihou，

jingranliuxialeliangxinghunzhuodeleishui。「shitadefengge……shitadefengge……」tashenchuzhandoudeshou，

fumozhebaibanshangdezifu，「zheiguifushengongdeluoji，zheitianmaxingkongdegouxiang，chuleta，

buhuiyoudiergerenle……guangyuan，nizhendezuodaole！」guangyuan？chenguangyuanjiaoshou！woxinzhongjuzhen。

yuanlaizhangyuanzhanghechenjiaoshoushijiushi！jiuzaizheishi，menwaichuanlaiyizhensaodong。

linfenghesuqiandeshengyinjianruidixiangqi：「zhangyuanzhang！lijiaoshou！nimenbunengzheiyang！neigejiangchejiushigepianzi！

tazuobi！」4.menbeimengdituikai，linfenghesuqianchuanglejinlai，tamenshenhouhaigenzhejigexueshenghuideganshi，

yigegeyifentianying。「zhangyuanzhang，」linfengzhizhewo，manlianzhanghong，「zheigejiangche，

tagenbenbushiwomenxuexiaodexuesheng，zhishigesanliudaxuelaidejiaohuansheng！

tayoushenmezigejiechudaozheimegaoshendewulililun？takendingshitoude！shixueshupiaoqie！」

suqianyegenzhefuhe：「dui！womenchaguotadeziliaole，tayiqiandewulichengjiyitahutu，

zheizhongrenzenmekenengdongzheixie？tajiushigehuazhongquchongdepianzi，xiangkaozheizhongshouduanchuming！」tamendeshengyinhenda，

chongmanleshandongxing。zhangyuanzhanghuanhuanzhuanguoshen，hunzhuodeyanjinglishanguoyisilengliedeguang。「chuqu。」

tadeshengyinbugao，quedaizheburongzhiyideweiyan。linfenglengzhule，tameixiangdaoyuanzhanghuishizheigefanying。「yuanzhang，

womenshiweilexuexiaodeshengyuzhexiang！bunengrangyigepianzidianwulezheichangshenshengdebisai！」「worangnimenchuqu。」

zhangyuanzhangjiazhongleyuqi，muguangrudao，「zaiwofahuozhiqian。」neishiyizhongjiujushangweizhecaiyoudeqishi，

linfenghesuqiandeqiyanshunjianbeiyalexiaqu。tamenlianseyizhenqingyizhenbai，bugandiduishiyiyan，

quebuganzaiduoshuoyigezi，huiliuliudituilechuqu。xiuxishilihuifuleanjing。zhangyuanzhangzoudaowochuangbian，

laguoyizhangyizizuoxia，shenqingbiandewenhelexuduo。「haizi，biepa。gaosuwo，nihechenguangyuan，

daodishishenmeguanxi？」tadeyanshenfangfonengkanchuanyiqie。wozhidao，zaiyong「wangyou」zheizhongjiekou，

yijingbukenengmenghunguoguanle。woshenxiyikouqi，juedingshuochubanzhenbanjiadehua。「chenjiaoshou……shiwodelaoshi。

tayizhizaitongguowangluo，mimidizhidaowoxuexiwuli。」wodishengshuodao，「tashentibuhao，linzhongqian，

bazheigeweiwanchengdegongshituofujilewo，xiwangwonengjiezhuzheicibisai，batagongzhiyuzhong，

zhaodaonengjiangtawanchengderen。」zheigeshuofa，jijieshilegongshidelaiyuan，yefuhechenjiaoshoushenmide「guanxingzhe」

shenfen。zhangyuanzhangdeshentimengdiyizhen，tasisidizhuazhuwodeshouwan，shengyindouzaizhandou：「ta……zoule？」

wodianlediantou。「shenmeshihoudeshi？」「jiuzaijintianxiawu。」zhangyuanzhangdeyankuangshunjianhongle，

tasongkaiwodeshou，huanhuanzhanqishen，zoudaochuangbian，beiduizhewomen，jianbangweiweisongdong。

zheiweizaiwulixuejiechizhafengyundelaoren，cikexianggewuzhudehaizi。liweijiaoshoudeyanquanyehongle，

tadishengduiwoshuo：「zhangyuanzhanghechenjiaoshoushizuihaodepengyou，yeshiyishengdeduishou。tamennianqingshi，

yuedingyaoyiqijiekaiyuzhoudezhongjiaomi……」woxinzhongleran。nanguaizhangyuanzhangnengyiyanrenchuchenjiaoshoude「shoubi」

。guolexujiu，zhangyuanzhangcaipingfuleqingxu。tazhuanguoshen，zhongxinzuodaowomianqian，yanshenjianding。「haizi，

xiexieni。xiexieniwanchengleguangyuandeyiyuan。」tazhengzhongdishuodao，「congxianzaikaishi，youwolaizuonidedanbaoren。

zheigegongshidehouxuyanjiu，womenlixueyuanhuichenglizuigaojibiedezhuanxiangxiaozu，youwoheliweiqinzidaidui。」

tadunledun，kanzhewo，yiziyijudishuodao：「erni，jiangche，jiangshizheigexiaozudehexinchengyuan。」

wozhenggerendoumengle。wozhishiyigeweilehuomingerbenbodexitongsuzhu，

zenmeturanjiuchengleguojiajikeyanxiangmudehexinchengyuan？「yuanzhang，wo……wobuxingde。」wolianmangbaishou，

「wozhishigechuanhuade，duizheigegongshidelijie，yezhitingliuzaibiaomian。」「bu，nixingde。」

zhangyuanzhangmuguangruju，「guangyuanxuanzeni，yidingyoutadedaoli。tacongbuzuomeiyoubawodeshi。」tashuozhe，

conghuailitaochuyibujiamishouji，botongleyigehaoma。「wei，laozhao，shiwo，zhangbowen。

wozhaodao‘yaochi’le……dui，

jiushichenguangyuanliuxiadeneiba‘yaochi’……nilikedaishangguojiakexueyuanwulizudezhuanjia，

yizuikuaidesudulaiwomenxuexiao！dui，zuigaobaomijibie！」guadiaodianhua，zhangyuanzhangkanzhewo，

yanshenlichongmanleqiansuoweiyoudekuangre：「jiangche，nizhunbeihaolema？yigequanxindewulixueshidai，

jiangyouwomengongtongkaiqi！」wodedanaoyipiankongbai。shiqingdefazhan，yijingwanquanchaochulewodekongzhi。

jiuzaizheishi，wodenaohaili，xitongdeshengyinzaicixiangqi。【jinggao！jinggao！jiancedaogaonengliangfanyingzhengzaijiejin！

feizhandourenyuanqinglikecheli！】【renwugengxin：baohugongshishuju，diyuweizhiruqinzhe。

】【renwujiangli：yongjiushengmingzhi。】【renwushibai：lijimosha。】jihushitongyishijian，

zhengdongdaloudedianlixitongshunjiantanhuan！womensuozaidexiuxishixianruyipianqihei，

zhiyouchuangwaicandandeyueguangzhaojinlai。cierdejingbaoshengxiangchezhenggexiaoyuan！「zenmehuishi？！」liweijinghuyisheng。

zhangyuanzhangliansedabian，tayibajiangwoladaoshenhou，lishenghedao：「buhao！tamenlaile！」「tamenshishei？」

woxintouyijin。「shixiangqiequgongshidejingwaishili！」zhangyuanzhangsisihuzhuneikuaixiezhegongshidebaiban，

shengyinlichongmanlejuejue，「jiangche，nitingzhe，wulunfashengshenme，nidoubixubaohuhaoziji！

nijiushichenguangyuanliujizheigeshijiezuihoudexiwang！」huayingangluo，

xiuxishidemenbeiyigujudadeliliangcongwaimianzhuangkai！jigechuanzheheisezuozhanfu，

daizheyeshiyidemengmianrenchonglejinlai，tamenshouzhongdewuqi，shanshuozhebinglengdejinshuguangze。

5.weishoudemengmianrenmeiyouyijufeihua，zhijieyongyizhongqiguaideyuyanxiadalezhiling。

tashenhoudelianggerenlikechaozhezhangyuanzhangpuleguoqu，mubiaomingque，jiushineikuaibaiban。「baohubaiban！」

zhangyuanzhangdahouyisheng，yongtanianmaideshentisisidangzaiqianmian。liweijianjiaozhe，xiayishidixiangqubangmang，

quebeilingyigemengmianrenyijiaochuaikai，zhuangzaiqiangshang，fachuyishengmenheng。wodedanaozaizheiyishunjianbiandewubiqingxi。

pao？wonengpaodaonaliqu？xitongyijingshuodehenqingchu，renwushibai，jiushimosha。pinle！

wochaoqichuangtoujushangdeshuihu，yongjinquanshenliqichaozheliwozuijindeneigemengmianrenzaleguoqu。neirenfanyingjikuai，

touyipianjiuduoleguoqu。dantaxianranmeibawozheigekanqilairuobujinfengdexueshengfangzaiyanli，

zhishiqingmiedipielewoyiyan，jiujixuquqiangduobaiban。jiushixianzai！woyigejianbuchongshangqu，bushichongxiangdiren，

ershichongxiangneikuaibaiban。wodeshouanzaibinglengdebanmianshang，xinzhongmonian：「xitong，huishoushuju！」

【shujuhuishouzhong……1%……15%……50%……】「tazaizuoshenme？lanzhuta！」

weishoudemengmianrenzhongyufaxianbuduijing，sihouzhechaowochonglai。yigeheidongdongdeqiangkouduizhunlewodemeixin。

siwangdeyinyingshunjianlongzhaoxialai。【shujuhuishouwanbi。】【xingongnengkaiqi：siweidiantang。

suzhukejiangyishiqianrudiantang，jinxinggongshituiyan。】binglengdeqiangkoudizhulewodeetou，

danmengmianrenlianshangdedeyiqueshunjianninggule。yinweitajingkongdifaxian，baibanshangdeneixiegongshi，

zhengzaiyirouyankejiandesuduxiaoshi！budaosanmiaozhong，zhengkuaibaibanbiandeguangjieruxin，fangfoshenmedoumeiyouchuxianguo。