chuanyuejiakongxiaoshuo《shixiongmenbiepa，xiaoshimeitashidingjishenhao》，shizuozhemiaojinjinjingxinyuanchuangwanchengde，zhuyaorenwuyouyejiulianyewanru。zheibenxiaoshuojiangshuleyigekourenxinxiandegushi，qingjiejincou，yinrenrusheng。tajiushuoma，meidaolineimeduochuanyuezhedouyoujinshouzhi，jiutameiyoua。zhuangbiyihao……yitingjiushifendegaodashang！……
“hei，xiaoshazi，nizenmebudonga。”
“kuaishangqua，lundaoniceshilinggenle。”
“wotingshuo，tashimailemingejinlaide，zhendejiade？”
“jiadeba？qingguangzongkebushihuizuozheiyangshiqingdezongmen。”
“wotingshuoa，qingguangzongshikanzaiyewanrudemianzishang，cairangtalaicelinggende。
yewanruyeshixinhao，jianmeiyouzongmenyuanyishouyejiulian，zheicaiyangqiutadeshifurangyejiuliancexialinggen，zhibudingcechudianshenmelai，hainengyouzongmenyuanyishouliuta。”
“yejiuliannengyoushenmelinggen？tabushishazima？”
“shaziyebudaibiaojiumeilinggenba！”
jiuzaizhongrenyilunfenfendeshihou，yejiuliandebeihuranbeirentuileyiba，tazhenggerenwangqianliangqiangleyibu，shoushunshijiufuzaileyigejudadeshuijingshishang。
shuijingshiliangqiyidaoguangmang，shangmianchuxianlesangezi：wulinggen。
wulinggen，youmingfeilinggen。
sizhouchenmoleyishun，fachulebaozhabandechaoxiaosheng。
“hahahaha，xiaosiwole，feilinggen！”
“sheiganggangshuoshazibudaibiaomeilinggende？
renjiadequeyoulinggen，wulinggenyo！feilinggenyo！”
“shazijiushishazi，shazidelinggenyeshifeiwu！”
tingzhesizhouduiyejiuliandechaoxiao，yewanrukuandadexiupaodangzhuzui，chunjiaoqingqinggouqi，danhenkuai，tajiumanliannanguodekanxiangyejiulian。
“jiejie，duibuqi，wobuzhidaonishiwulinggen，wo……womeixiangrangnidangzhongchuchoude，wuwu，woduibuqini！”
yewanruyongshoupacalecayanjiaodelei，wojianyoulian。
yejiulianpianmouchaozhetakanguoqu，yuqilengdan，“e，zhidaoduibuqiwo，haibususuguixiaqiuyuanliang？”
“nishuonibuzhidaowoshiwulinggen？zenme，jiazucelinggendeshihou，nibuzaia？neidangshizaiwoshenbiandeni，bushiren，shiguia。”
yejiulianjianzhibilegoule，tameixiangdao，tabuguojiushishuileyijue，jiuchuanyuele！
chuanyueyejiusuanle，yibanlaishuo，chuanyuebuyinggaidoushihendiaodema？
yibanchuanyuedaoxiuxianshijiede，nagebushitiancai？
jieguotaderensheshishaziwaijiafeilinggen？
老天爷玩呢！
danbuguanruhe，tadoubushihaoqifudezhu！
zheixiaobailiangetamianqianzhuangshani？
yewanrubeitazheihuayiye，yuqiweiqu，“jiejieshijicuoleba，shuoqilai，jiejiezhiqianyeshiyouyiduanshijianhuijiyilihunluan。”
“yaobu，wodaijiejiequyaoshineibianqiaoqiao？”
zheishishuotanaozibuhaoshideyisile。
pangrenyedequebeitazheihuadailejiezou，doumeizaizaiyiyejiulianshuodehua。
“shazijiushishazi，shuohuadoumeiyouluojide！”
“yo，zheishazihaixiangdaodayipani！”
yejiulianfanleyigebaiyan，“wojuedeniyinggaiqukankanyaoshi，rangtamenjiangnidexinwachulai，qiaoqiao，shibushiheide。”
“haiyounimen，quzhaoyaoshikankannaoziba！”
yejiulianyishuaixiupao，zhuanshenjiuwangxiazou。
yewanruqiaozhetazheilingyalichideyangzi，xinliyouxiehuangshen，tazongjuede，yejiulianyouxiebuyiyangle……
yewanrulianxiamouzi，yingyingku，“jiejie，nizenmenengzheimeshuowoni？woyeshiyipianhaoxin……”
houmiandehuatashuobuchulaile，yejiuliancongyixiulitaochuyigemantou，zhijiesaitazuilile。
“zheigemantousangetongbi，huitoujidenayinqianjiwo。”
yewanrudengyuanleyanjing，manlianbuganzhixin！
yejiuliantajingganyongmantousaitadezui！
pangrenxileyikouqi，douchajuedaolebuduijing。
“zheiyejiulian，bushale？”
“buhuiba？zenmeturanjiuhaole？”
“shazinengqingxideshuochuzheimeduohua？zuochuzheiyangdeshiqinglai？nimenkan，talianshangdebiaoqinghegangkaishilaideshihou，wanquanbuyiyangle！”
yejiulianbuxiangdalitamen，taxianzaizhixiangjingjing。
ketahaimeizoujibu，jiubeirendangzhulequlu。
“buzhiganendedongxi，zenmenengzheimeduinimeimei？”
“kuaidianxiangnimeimeidaoqian！”
yejiuliantaimouwangqu，lairenchuanzheyixibaisedezongmenfu，kantashencedelingpai，yinggaishizongmendezhanglao。
yejiulianzheihuieryinweizijiderenshehaiyiduzihuoqini，zheirenyoulaizhaohuiqi。
“yewanrudequeshibuzhiganendedongxi，tazaiwofushang，chiwode，chuanwode，yongwode，zhuwode，haihuiguotoulaisuanjiwo。”
“kezhenbushigedongxi！”
yewanrushiyejiuliandetangmei，yejiuliandefumushizonghou，yewanruyijiajiuzhujinlejingwangfu，meiyueqiming，bangtamenzheisangeyouxiaodehaizicaochijiaye。
kezheiandilishishenmexinsi，sheirenbuzhia？
zheishier，shangxiaguoderendouzhidao，zhibuguomeiyoubaizaimingmianshangshuochulaiguo。
yejiulianzhijieshuochulai，dajiazirandejiuhuijiqilaizheijianshi。
yewanrugangjiangmantoucongzuilitaochulai，tingdaotazheiyixihua，lianseyizhenqingbai。
“kouchilinglidedongxi，bujiniyidianyanseqiaoqiao，nizhenshibuzhitiangaodihou！”
zheizhanglaobijingshiyewanrudeshifu，yewanrubeirenzheibanshuo，talianshangyewuguang。
tashenchushoujujilingli，chaoyejiuliandaqu。
yejiulianyigeshanshenduokai。
青光宗长老：……
“你竟敢躲开！”
夜九怜：？
niqiaoqiaonishuode，zheibushifeihuama？
“buranwozhanzheaida？wokannicaishishaziba！”
“niyaobuyaozhaoyaoshiqukankannaozi？”
qingguangzongzhanglaoqideliandoulvle，tawaifangweiya，dingzhuyejiulian，xianranduitaqileshaxin。
yewanruqiaojianzheiyimu，moudiyinyindebengfachuxingfendeguangmang。
杀了她杀了她！
tazaojiukanyejiulianbushunyanle！
mingmingshigeshazi，pingshenmekeyidangjingwangfudedinv？
pingshenmexiangshouneibanronghuafugui？
yejiuliankanzheqingguangzongzhanglaodongshou，xinxiang：zheikezhenshizuikuaideyicichuanyuejinglile。
ruguoyouxiaci，tahaizuiying。
made，shushenmebunengshuqishi！
她又没错！
neilinglizaijuliyejiulianjilimideshihou，huranxiaosanle，liandaizhe，kunzhutadeweiya，yeyibingxiaoshile。
夜九怜有些诧异。
jiutingdaoyidaochaoxiaoshengchuanlai，“yo，zheijiushidazongmenqingguangzongdeqidua。”
“zheshirangzaixiazhangjianshile！”
“xiexieguizongjiaowo‘shuobuyingjiumiekou’zheitiaoguize，zhishizheiguizetaimeirenxingle，woyihoujiubushixingle。”
yejiulianshunzheshengyuanchuwangqu，jiujianyimingshenchuanqingshandenanzizhanzaijianrenshang，yujianerlai。
tayishouduanfangzaixiongqian，yishoubiezaishenhou，chunjiaogouqiyimodandandexiaoyi。
嘲讽意味十足。
“shiwudu，womenzongmendeshiqing，lunbudaonilaiguan！nihaishiguanhaonineigepozongmenba！jinnianzaizhaobudaozugoushuliangdedizi，yaobeizongtangjiesanleba！”
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