haomenzongcaixiaoshuo《suxiqingshenchengyan》shizuozhe“ruanxiyue ”chengyichupindeyibuzuopin,cezhongjiangshulezhurengongruanxiyuegulingxiaozhijiandeaiqinggushi,qiangqiangduipengdejuqingshushixijing,gaishuwei:xiangdaozhei,ruanxiyuezichaodexiaochushenglai,kebushidadume?tabuxiyongzijideqingbaiqutisongjiaboqiancheng,quebuzhidaoyiqiedoushiyichangsuanji。……
songyuchenxianranzaizheidenglexujiu,manyanjiaoji,quanranmeiyoubandianguanxintadeyisi。
ruanxiyuezhihenzijitaichun,weishenmedangchutajiukanbumingbai,tajiushigechetoucheweideweijunzi!
duishangtaxinghongdemuguang,songyuchenlenglejimiao。
“yueyue,wozhidaonixinlibuhaoshou,danshishiqingdaolezheigedibu,womenhaidexianshiyidian,duozhengquyixieliyicaishi,fouzezheikuibushibaichile。”
“xichengdexiangmu,gulingxiaomeidaying。”ruanxiyuechuixiamouzi,zhezhuyandideyane。
tahaibunenghesongyuchenfanlian,bunengrangtamenyousuofangbei,haiyouhenduoshitahaimeinongqingchu。
songyuchenzhoulexiameitou,youxiebuman:“neirangnikaobeideziliao……”
ruanxiyuezheicaijiqi,zijidangchutingxinsongjiadeguihua,conggulingxiaodediannaolikaobeilebushaoshangyejimi,napagulingxiaoyiqingerchu,quehaishiruletadeyuanzuochuletuibu。
kexiaotahesongyuchenyixingrenyiweishisuanjidecheng,quebuzhidaozijibuguoshizaisiyijiantazhetadezhenxinhexinren!
yixiangdaozhei,ruanxiyuebianjuedexinkoududebuxing,jihunanyihuxi:
“zaishoujili,woshoujimeidianle,huijiachuanjini。”
wenyan,songyuchenshenseyixi:“yueyue,nifangxin,zaowanyouyitianwohuitinibaochou,bagulingxiaohenhencaizaijiaoxia!”
ruanxiyueyandishanguoyimojifeng。
shangbeiziqiande,tazheibeizihai。
xiangshanghaigulingxiao,neijiuxiancongtadeshitishangcaiguoqu!
“xichengdexiangmu,wolingyoubanfa。zuowanyourenpaidaonihegulingxiaoyiqichurukefang,suoxingwomenjiuzhaokaifabuhui,ba‘jiyehuisuo’chaoxihegulingxiaoweixiedeshi,yibingpuguang,wojiubuxindaoshitabudaying!”songyuchenmanyansuanji。
ruanxiyuedexinchenlejifen,‘jiye’shigulingxiaoheruanjialianshoudazaodedingjiyulehuisuo,tourujuda,shejizhichu,tanazhezijideshejituzhaoshanggulingxiao。
gulingxiaoruyuancaiyongtadeshejifangan,quebuzhidaocongyikaishi,neijiushizhenduitashedequantao。
chaoxijiashangweixie,rangneigegaobukepan、jinguineiliandenanrenzicibianbeikoushangleyidingshuaibudiaodemaozi。
ruanxiyuezhijindoujide,tagongkaizhirentaqianguizetashi,taneishuanganhongyoushiwangdeyanjing,rangrenzhikanyiyandoujuedexintong。
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yingfulejiju,tameizaihesongyuchenlangfeishijian,tadezhuajinzhaodaogulingxiao,bunengrangtazhendebaxichengdexiangmuzhuandaosongjiashouli。
likaihou,ruanxiyuehenkuaizaishoujilifanchulegulingxiaodehaoma。
suoxingdangchutahesongjiahangxieyiqi,zaoyouyumou,yinerhaomayizhidouzaishoujilicunzhe。
kexi,tayibianbiandaguoqu,duimianqueshizhongmeiyourenjieting。
gulingxiaozuozaibangongshinei,kanzhezhuoshangxianglejinershifenzhongdeshouji,muguanghuian。
jiuzairuanxiyueyiweitabuhuijiezijidianhua,jijiangfangqishi,dianhuahuranbeijietong。
huatongduimianshiyizhenqinglengdenansheng,daizhexieyinyuekejiandebunai:“ruanxiyue,nibuyaodecunjinchi。”
tazhidao,nengrangtazheibanqieerbushedezhaota,wuwaihushiyouyousuoqiu。
kepianpian…taquekongzhibuzhuzijidexin……
duitazongshiyingbuqixinchang。
“gu…gulingxiao。”huranchuanlaidenansheng,rangyuanbenweimideruanxiyuedanaokongbaileyishun:“xichengdexiangmuruanjiacaishizuihaodehezuoduixiang,songjiabushihe。”
tashuodeshishihua,dangnianzheigexiangmuyinweitadesuanji,gulingxiaodayingletongsongjiadehezuo。
kesongjiazaoyiconggenershangjiulanle,tougongjianliao、renrenweiqin,zuizhongzaigongdishangnaochulejitiaorenming,lianleigulingxiaoyezaolexuduomaming。
erruanjia,gengshiyinweishilezheigexiangmu,lingxuanledongjiaodedipi,pianpianneichuhoulaibeiwachulingmu,ruanjiadexiangmupeidexuebenwugui。
gulingxiaofengmoubingleng,buxiangzhidaotayouzaipansuanshenme。
tachuxinjilvweisongjiamouhua,rujinqueyouhuranfanhui,pashixiangyaodegengduo。
“xichengdexiangmushiwozuidadetuirang,nizuihaodongdeshikeerzhi。”
hualuo,dianhuabianbeiguaduan,zhishengyizhenmangyin。
阮兮月:“……”
dadishiliyongheqipiantadecishutaiduo,rujintagenbenzaibuxintashuodeyiqie。
ruanxiyueyanquanfanhong,zichaodexiaolexiao。
shia,huanzuoshitatayebuxinyigerenhuihuranzhuanxing,danshixichengdexiangmu,wulunruhetadoubixuzuzhitahesongjiahezuo。
daleliangche,tazhibenshengshihuating。
tajidegulingxiaodejiazainei,tadasuanquneidengta,bixudangmiantongtashuoqingchu。
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ruanxiyuezaishengshihuatingdexiaoqumenqiandenglehenjiu,yinweishijiangchengzuidingjidefurenqu,suoyigenbenbuyunxusuiyichuru,xiaoqudebaoangengbuhuifangxing。
dengdejiule,tianseyuelaiyuean,ruanxiyueyebuqueding,zijinengbunengdengdaogulingxiao?
bangwanbadian,yiliangheisedebinlihuanhuantingzaidamenqian。
lidelaoyuan,chenxiaobianrenchuleruanxiyue,taxiayishizhoulexiameitou,meizuosheng,shengpatayoulaisaoraogulingxiao。
daobuguaichenxiaobuxi,bijingzheigeruanxiaojiemeicizhaoshangtamenjiaqishaojiumeihaoshi。
chenxiaoconghoushijinglikanleyankaozuozaihoupailiansecangbaidegulingxiao,yanjiantabizheyanjingjiamei,meifaxianruanxiyuedecunzai,dangjijiakuaichesu,dasuankuaixieshiruxiaoqu,miandeliangrendashangzhaomian。
shuolaiyeguai,qishaoconglaidoushixinhenshoula、shafaguoduandexingzi,pianpianzaizheigeruanxiaojiezhei,xiangshibeixialeshenmejiangtouyiban。
zhidaochezishunlishiruxiaoqu,chenxiaoqingqingsonglekouqi。
kechenxiaomeixiangdao,tacaijiasudeyishun,cheneihoupaidejunmeinanren,bianhuanhuanzhengkaileyanjing,xianghoushijingkanqu。
yidaoxianxishuxideshenying,zhanzaixiaoqudamenderukouchu,zhengxiangneizhangwang。
gulingxiaohoulongfajin,bochunjinmin,banshanghou,chenshengdao:“daohuiqu。”
chenxiaoxintouyumendetuxue,queshidaqiyebuganchuan,zhidemomohuandangjiangchedaohuixiaoqumenqian。
ruanxiyuedengdexinjiao,tabujidegulingxiaozheishidechepaihao,zhengaonaofangcaineiliangbinlijichierguo,genbenlaibujibianbie,bianjiancheziyoudaolehuilai。
piankehou,chechuangbeihuanmanyaoxia,luchuyizhanglengbaiqingyidemianpang。
nanrenfengmouweitai,lianyanzheshanhaixinghe,zhishixiangta:“woshuomeishuoguo,buyaozaichuxianzaiwomianqian。”
ruanxiyuelenglejimiao,suihoukuaibushangqian,lakaichemenjiushangleche,zhenggeguochengxingyunliushui、yiqihecheng。
开玩笑!
zheigeshihoutabuzhuazhujihui,pashigenbenjiumeishenmejihuizaijiandaota。
chenxiaokanzhezilaishudenvren,yanjiaochoulechou:“……”
gulingxiaocuqimeixin,shengxianlengli:“xiache!”
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