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yeziqingyileng，youxiezhengzaiyuandi，ta……shuoleshenme？
sishibanshangmeiyoutingdaohuiying，shenshaotingdeshengyinzaicichuanguolai，ganlianerjianjie：“shijian，didian？”
他还真的吃饭？
huiguoshen，tajiangchenyiningtiqianyudinghaodejiudianmingzibaoleguoqu：“yuehaidajiudian，xiawusandianzhong。”
qingzheizhongdarenwuchifanziranshibunengqujianloudedifang，yiningpashifeilehaodayifangongfucaizhaodaogaoduandaqishangdangcidejiudian，taxinzhongxiang。
suiji，neiduanbianjiangdianhuazhijiejiguaduanle，lianshengzhaohudoumeiyouda，sishifeichangdemang。
zhoumei，yeziqingjichenyininghuilegedianhua，gaosutayijingshuohaole，rangtajiangjiudiantiqianyudinghao。kanleyanshijian，caibuguobadianzhengeryi。
duohaodeyigezhoumozaochenbianbeizheiyanglangfeile，tayuanbenhaixiangyaoshuidaoziranxingde，xianzaijihuaquanbudoubeidaluan。
heleliangbeiwenshui，tajiangshuibeifangdaozhuoshang，shuihaimeiyoulaidejilikai，yizhenjuliedefanweiganbianxilai。
wuzhezui，liangbuchongdaoxishoujian，suijibiankuangtuqilai，chadiandoumeiyoujiangweisuantuchulai。
chuanzheqi，yeziqingningkaishuilongtou，wenredeshuisazailianpangshangcaijuedeqingsongyixie，suihou，tayoushangletangcesuo，quechayidefaxianzheiciyuejingdeliangbiqiwangchangshaodetaiduo，yansepiandan，shifenbuzhengchang。
haizhengzaihusiluanxiangshi，guoyanfangdeshengyinchuanlejinlai：“ziqing，kuaichulaichizaocan。”
“来了。”
tayingshengzouchuweishengjian，canzhuoshangfangzheyoutiaohedoujiang，naqiyoutiaocaichileyikou，neizhenshuxidefanweiganyouyongxianshanglai，liangbuyoujimangbenjinweishengjian，zaicituqilai。
dengdaozouchulaideshihou，liansedouyouxiefabai，guoyanfangyouxiedanyou：“yihuierquyiyuankankanba，bieshiweishileshenmemaobing。”
shenzifaruandezaiyizishangzuoxia，yeziqingliangshourouzheyouxiebushufudeduzi，diantou：“yihuierchiwanzaocanwojiuquyiyuan。”
yikandaoyoutiaobianjuedeyounierfanwei，suoyizaocantajiuzhiheleyibeidoujiang。
daoyiyuanshishidianzhong，paiduiderenbushao，tagualehao，zuozaiyipangdeyizishangdengdai。
xingqitiankanbingderenguoranshiduo，yigexiaoshihoucaizhongyulundao，tabujinweisonglekouqi，kesuanshidaole，zaizheiyangdengxiaqu，pigudouhuizuojiangde。
zhuzhiyishengshiyiweinianjisishiduosuidezhongniannvren，tingtashuolebingkuanghou，zhijiekailedanzi：“xianquyanniao。”
wenyan，yeziqingdemeiweizhou，weibushufu，weishenmeyaoyanniao？
xinzhongsuichongmanyihuo，taqueyemeiyoukaikou，nazhekaihaodedanziquyanniao，ranhoudenghuayanjieguo。
wufenzhonghouquleyishengdebangongshi，yishengdiantoushiyitazuoxiahou，caikaikoudao：“xiaojie，gongxinihuaiyun！”
dunshi，tadeshenziyourudiaosuyibandejiangzaiyuandi，banshanghou，zuijiaocheqijiangyingdexiao：“zenmekeneng，nishibushikancuole？”
tazenmekenenghuihuaiyun？jueduibukeneng！！
yishengjianghuayandantuiguoqu，shenshoufuleyixiabiliangshangdeyanjing：“jueduimeiyourenhewenti，xiaojieyijinghuaiyunsanzhou，huayandanshangxiedehenqingchu，nikeyizixidekanyixia，ruguohaiyousuohuaiyun，jiuzaizuoyicijiancha。”
shouyouxieweizhandenaqihuayandan，takuaisudecongtouliulandaowei，quehaishibukezhixindeyaotou，qiangliefoujue，qingxuyouxieweiweishikong：“bukeneng！jueduibukeneng！！neitianwoyouheyaode！！”
“什么时候喝的？”
“两个小时内！”
“neitianyoumeiyouchishenmetebiededongxi？”
yeziqingtongkongweiweiyisuo，zhouranxiangleqilai：“helehaojibeidepuercha。”
“xiaojienandaobuzhidaonongchahuijieyaoxingma？suoyouchazhongpuerchadenonglieyouqigengshen，erniyouhelehaojibei，yaoxingkendingshibeijiele……”
——nidezigongfeichanghouqing，suoyihuaiyundekenengxingfeichangxiao，ruguozheicijianghaiziliudiao，niyihouzaixiangyaohuaiyun，zhipa……
只怕……
zouzaihanfenglinliedejieshang，yeziqingdenaohaizhonghuixiangzheyishengdehua，naodaiyouxiefayun，youxieshishen。
turan，yizhenjutongcongxiaotuichuchuanlai，tahaimeiyougaoqingchuzhuangkuang，tuiyiruan，bianzhijiediedaozaidi。
“nishimeiyouzhangyanjinghaishimeiyouzhangerduo！chezikanbujian，shengyinyetingbujian！zhenhuiqi！”nianqingnanrenmamalielie，fanshenqishangzixingchejiulikai，linzouqianhaihenhendidenglejiyandishangdeyeziqing。
yunyoudesixuzhongyulahuilai，tashenshourouleroutengtongdetui，suihouzhanqishen，haihaodeshi，tuibingwudaai。
shoujilingshengzaicishixiangqi，ditou，laidianshichenyining，jieqi，taweileyisheng。
“ziqing，xianzaidouyijingkuailiangdianbanle，nizenmehaimeiyoudao？”chenyiningjiaojiwendao。
wozheshouji，tayishouniezhehuayandan，qingqingchulekouqi：“ruguowoshuowolinshiqubuleni？”
“biekaiwanxiao！”chenyiningdeshengyinbiandeyouxiehuangluan：“kuaidianguolai，woguale！”
tayixiangmeiyoufangbierengezidexiguan，haishixianquba，neijianshidenghuiquyihouzaimanman，zixidexiang……
dengyeziqinggandaoyuehaijiudianshi，bianjianshenshaotingzhangtuijiaodiezaiyiqi，zhengzaihecha，judongsuisuiyi，queyouyashizu。
eryipangdechenyiningkanqilaiqueyouxiejucu，jinzhang，fangbukai。
“sandianlingwu……”tamouguangsaoguoshouwanshangdebiao，tiaomei：“zheibianshiyelaoshidechengyi？”
kandaota，yeziqingbianxiangdaoleshouzhongdehuayandan，ertazeshineifenhuayandandezuikuihuoshou！
zhengshiyinweitahezuijiuzoucuofangjian，suoyicaihuijiangtaxianruxianzaizheizhongjumian，jintuiliangnan……
sijici，tadexinqingbumianyouhuailejifen，dingzheta，fengcidehuayuwanquanbushoukongzhidejiutulechulai：“jiranshenxianshengjuedemeiyouchengyi，youhebizaijixudengxiaquni？qishenzourenbujiuhaole？”
wenyan，chenyiningjidandeyongyuguangpiaoleyiyanshenshaoting，hedelianmangduitashiyanse！
tazenmehuishi？daodiyoumeiyougaoqingchuzhuangkuang？
zhikexi，yeziqingshierbujian。
meiyouqinao，shenshaotingdaoshiyoulexiexingquhehaoqi，mouziyishunbushundeningshizheta：“yelaoshixinqingbuhao？”
“shi！”taxiongkoutingzhi，tiaoxindekanzheta。
“weishenmebuhao？”tahuanleyigezishi，zhengmianduita。
“zheishiwogerenyinsi，wobingmeiyouyiwuhuida！”
shenshaotingmouguangweilian，zhoumei，henshizirandekaikoudao：“yuejinglaile？”
nielenieshouzhi，yeziqingmeihangsheng，tazheihuieryepoqiedexiwangyuejinglai，danneishibukenengdeshi……
wenyan，chenyininglengleyouneimeyixiaohuier，lianyouxiefahong。
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