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lichenghongzheyankuangshuoba，shuangshouxiankaimuxuegaizi。
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hongchoushangbaifangzheyikuaibilvsedeyupei。
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突然。
滴哒!
etoushangdeyidixianxuediluo，shenruyupeizhizhong……
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yidaodanlvrouhedeguangmangshanguo。
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cengzaikunlunshandingguanxingxiang。
cengjijiuwuzhizuncejixiong。
曾持法剑斩龙脉。
曾引天雷定乾坤!
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返璞归真!
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ganshouzhenaohaizhongdeneixieweizhijiyihechuancheng。
李成有些发懵。
而就在这时。
手机闹铃突然响起。
“糟糕!”
lichengzheicaifaxian，buzhiheshi，tianyijingliangle。
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很快，来到山脚。
tazhejidelanleyiliangche。
“sijishifu，hongxindiandang!”
zuoshangche，lichengzhejidedakaishouji。
yejiuzaizheishi，shoujishangyiduiduixiaoxidetishiyinxiangleqilai。
quandoushilinxuefalaide，haiyouhaojigeshipinshenqing。
“licheng，niqunale?”
“xinxibuhui，dashipinyebujie，youyoufashaolenizhidaome?39.5du，zenmeyejiangbuxialai，tayizhiku，yizhihanzhebaba。——wanshang9dian30fen。”
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“woquqiulezhibanyisheng，yishengyoukailediantuishaoyao，youyougaoshaotuileyixie，kexuexiaobanhaishidi，bixujinkuaizhiliao。——lingchen2dian11fen。”
“licheng，youyoufahanle，shouhaoleng，wohaohaipa，nikuaihuilaiba。——lingchen5dian18fen。”
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yigukuijiudexinqingyongshangxintou。
小雪，对不起!
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“shenme，zhizhiwuwan?”
lichengrenbuzhujinghuchusheng。
zheigejiagehetayuqidexiangchataidale。
yaozhidao，zheikeshitamuqinjitaliuxiadeweiyiyiwu，feidaowanbudeyi，tayebuhuinachulaidian。
keshiwuwankuai，duiyunverdeshoushufeilaishuo，haishiyuanyuanbugou。
lichengniubazhelian，zhejidiqiudao：“laoban，nikanzheikeshiwozuchuandeyupei，nengbuneng……”
“爱典不典!”
zhongnianrenlenglengdipielelichengyiyan，bayupeifangzaizhuozishang，duanzhechabeiheleqilai，baichuyifuguanmensongkedeyangzi。
lichengdeliansedunshinankanleqilai。
danxiangqihaitangzaibingchuangshangdebeibingtongzhemodenver，tayaoleyaoya。
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zhongniannanrenxinzhongyizhenkuangxi，henkuaijiujilichengbanlilediandangshouxu。
lichengnazheqian，bushedekanleyiyanyupeizhihou。
快步地走出了典室。
lanleliangche，henkuailaidaoyiyuan。
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kanjianyexiaolou，lichenglianseshunjianjiutalexialai。
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“wangbadan，wozenmeyangguannishenmeshi，buxuyaonizuolanhaoren，nijiwogun!”
lichengganjuezijidefeidouyaobeiqizhale。
diyishijianniejinquantou，xiangzheyexiaolouchongleguoqu。
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“nidaodiyaoganshenme?”
yijuhua，ranglichengshunjianqijie。
好心好意?
haoxinhaoyidetouzoutaxinkushejidexiangmu?
haoxinhaoyidetouzouzhiliaoyouyoudeweiyidexiwang?
zaiyongyidiandianxiaoqianlaishisheziji?
“sheixihantadeyiyaofei，mashanghaijita，wobuxihan!”
李成愤怒无比。
“buxihan?licheng，nizaishuoshenme?”
“youyoufagaoshaodeshihou，nizainali?”
“youyouxuexiaobanjianshao，jixuyaoqiandeshihou，nizainali?”
“woqujizhibanyishengshuohaohuarangtatongrongtongrong，chadianmeiguixiale，nineigeshihou，youshizainali!”
“你说，你说啊!”
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