xiaoshuo《siyechongqichengyin》，jingdianlaixi！guqiaoyansihengchenshishulidezhuyaorenwu，yeshizuozheliangxiaoyoujingxinsuochupinde，yueduwuguanggaobanbengengjiajingcai，jianjieruxia：guqiaoyanhuimou，canruoxinghedemouziliyingzhetadeyingzi。sihengchenshenbujiandidemouzili，yiyouta。“mengfuren，shengjiadaxiaojie，shengyuanyuan。”si……
guqiaoyandaoloushangdezongtongtaofanghejiyuhuihe，sihengchenbatasongdao，jiulikaile。
taanxiangmenling，jiyujitakaimen，menyidakai，guqiaoyanjiupuleshangqu。
jiyuzhishigeputongren，tanalishiguqiaoyandeduishou，yixiajiubeipudao。beiguqiaoyanzhuayang，xiaodeshangqibujiexiaqi。
“xiaoqiaoer，niyelaodabuxiaole，gaihaohaotanchanglianai，siyetinghaode！”
guqiaoyanmouzichen，“nishouletashenmehaochu！”
“zenkenengni，woshizhenxinxiwangnihao。”
jiyuzhazhewugudedayanjing，kanzheguqiaoyan。
tajihuyijingmodaoyanyiquandetianhuabanle，zhiyaotakendiantou，jubensuibiantatiao。
kanshangqutingzhencheng，tingxiangneimehuishierde。
guqiaoyanyong“wobuxin”deyanshenkanzheta，zhuayangdeshougengzhong，shenzhidiandaojiyudeyangxue。
“woshuo，wodoushuo！haha……tashuai，tahaokan。”jiyubanzhenbanjiadeshuodao。
qishishi，suiranjishaorenzhidaotayuguqiaoyanshiguimi，dansihengchenshishei？taxiangzhidaodeshi，meiyoutachabudaode。tayaoqingjiyujisuguliangjiahaokan，taneiweikongtianxiabuluandexiaoxinsijiuwangshangyong，erqietazaojiuxiangxiulisucheheguyouyouneilianggebeijianrenle！
suoyitajiubacongcongdiaozhenggongzuoneirong，congcongganguolai。
guqiaoyanfanleyigebaiyan，shouleshou。
“没出息！”
jiyuzuoqilai，nizheguqiaoyanlianshangdebiaoqingbianhua，meizaitadelianshangkandaoyisibianhua，shiwangdishuodao：“nizenmebuchicua？”
guqiaoyanyoufanyixiayanpi，“womeinineimefuqian！”
“siyedeyan，neishiyongfuqianlaixingrongdema？jintianzheixiedoushisiyezhunbeide，nijiuyidianbugandong？”
tidaozheige，guqiaoyandelianyouheile。
“he！”guqiaoyanhuiyiyigelengxiao。
ruguobushitagangcaijiubayouguantadesuoyouguanjiancidoujiangquan，neixierenyijingchabudaoyouguantadeyidianzhusimaji。
neimecishicike，youguan“guqiaoyan”sangezi，jiuhuibeibadeliantajisuiniaochuangdouqingqingchuchu！
她感动个鬼！
jiyuxianranyexiangdaole，guaiguaiqiaoqiaodishuangshoufangzaixigaishangzuohao，“jiuxiangzhezenmedaneilianggebeijianrendelianle。”
guqiaoyanpiejiyuyiyan，youjuedemeipiqi。zheigeshijieshangzhenxinduitahaoderenbuduo，duitahaode，tadoushifenzhenxi。
“tamenbuzhidewolangfeishijian。”
“dui，suchepeibushangni，siyecaipeideshang！”
jiyushoudaoguqiaoyansharendemuguang，likezaizijidezuishangbihuayixiabizui，“wohaiyaogantonggao，wozheijiuzoule。”
guqiaoyanliangliangdikanzheta，piantouzhilezhiyijingbeiweideshuixiebutongdejiudian，wanweidixiaozherenaodao：“nihaizoudelema？”
jiusuanbazijiguochengmunaiyi，shenshangraozhedebutiao，dounengbeizheiyicengcengderenqunjijidiao！
“zheinijiubuzhidaoleba！”jiyupazaiguqiaoyandejiantou，“siyeweilenideshengriyan，suanwuyilou！”
guqiaoyanshangtiaodezuijiaoluoxia，taxiangdaoneitiansihengchenjitasongdongxishi，zuodeshizhishengji！
“binguo！congmingruni，ziranzhidaoyihuierwoyaozenmezoulou！”tapaipaiguqiaoyandejian，“baobeier，siyejueduizhideyongyou！”
tashuowan，yebuganrangguqiaoyansong，yiliuyandipaole，wanquanmeiyoudamingxingyinghoudeyangzi。
tazaichuliwangluoduitadesousuoquanxiandeshihou，jiuzhuyidaole。zaizheizhiqian，tadexinxijiubeijiamichuliguo，chatadehua，chule“gujiadaxiaojie”zhiwai，zaiyechabudaoqitadexinxi。
司珩琛。
guqiaoyandemouziyoushen，kanzheyuanlijiudiandezhishengji，ruoyousuosi。
jiyuyizou，louxiaweizhederenqunyejianjiansanqu，danguqiaoyanyikeshentanyiyangdexin，quezaiyemeinengpingjing。
yitongdianhuadaduanleguqiaoyandesilu，takanleyiyanhaoma。
zhishiyichuanshuzi，meiyoubeizhuming，jiusuishoujieqilai。
tahaimeishuohua，duifangdeshengyinjiuchuanchulai。
“xingjie，bangwochageren，sihengchenxianzaizaishenmedifang。woyijingbaxiangxiziliaofadaoniyouxiangle，zheigerenwomenchabudao。”
“司珩琛？”
guqiaoyantiaomei，zheigemingzihenteshu，zhongmingdegailvhendi，suoyizhongmingdejilvbuda，neiyejiushishuo，jiushineigerenle。
“别查。”
guqiaoyandeweiyinweiweishangyang，tidaota，tadexinqingsihudouhaoleyidian。
“weishenme？xingjie，wohenishuo，zheigerenbuzhidaozenmeredaosujiale，tamenchuleyiqianwan，jiumaizheixiaoziyitiaogebo……”
“嘘——”
guqiaoyanqingxuyisheng，zhizhitajixushuoxiaqu，yebiaomingzijibuhuibangmangdetaidu。
“为什么？”
taheguqiaoyanhezuoguoxuduohui，xiangzheiyangdedanzi，tamendoushiwuwufenzhangde。
“ximingba，pengyou。”guqiaoyanshuowanzheiju，jiuguaduandianhua，ranhouyongshoujidakaianwanghoutai，xianxideshouzhizaishoujishangyidong，zheigerenwujiuconganwanglixiaoshile。
beiguaduandianhuaderenkandaohoutairenwudoubeiquxiaole，jiumeipiqile。fasongyitiaoxitongduanxintongzhisujia，zheidanshengyibujie。
cishi，louxiahuiyishili。
sihengchenmianronglengjundigezhepingmuyuduimiandenanrenkaizheshipinhuiyi。
zaitoupingshangshiyigetongyangmianrongjunmeidenanren，nanrenzhangzhehaokandetaohuayan，jiushineizhongyikanjiushiboqingguaxingdenanren。
zaitamenshenbian，zhiyouliaoliaojigexinfuzaichang。
benlai，tamenzhengyibenzhengjingdikaizheshipinhuiyi。
toupingshangdenanrenhuranyigailianshangdeyansulengjundemoyang，wanweidao：
“you，sujiachuxile，jurannengzhaodaoanwang。nizuoleshenme，basujiabichengzheiyangle？”
sihengchenmouseshenchen，meiyouyisidongrong。
“nibushiyaobasujiapengdegaogaode，ranhouzairangtamenconggaochushuaixia，rangtamentiyancongyongwufanshenzhiridetong？zheiyidaoyuncheng，zenmejihualianliangaibian，bujinbasuchebianchenggefeiren，youbasushigupiaonongdaodieting，gezhongdalian，nidejihuani？”
nanrenwanzhehaokandetaohuayan，gezhepingmukanzhesihengchen。
“傅昀皑。”
“在呢。”
“很闲？”
fuyunaiwanzhetaohuayanxiao，danbuzaishuohua。sihengchenzhongyuconglengxueyanwangbianchengrenle，tajiurenbuzhuxiangpiyixia。
buguo，tashifengfengguangguangdesijiajiazhumeicuo，kezaisiyemianqian，tajiuganouerpiyixia！
“yi？”fuyunaihuranxiangtou，tadelianzaitoupingshangfangda，“sujiazaianwangfabuderenwubeirenchexiaole。”
sihengchenmuchenchendimouzitiaoqi，zuijiaoyangqilexiao。
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