koubeichaogaodedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo《shenyidezhutianzai》，linxiaochenyashijuqingfazhanlibukaideguanjianjiaose，wucuobanjuqingmiaoshu：“xiaoyu，yaobubiegenle，zheiliguaiherende，neirentabuyidingmaijiwomena……”zhengzaizheishi，zhouxiaoyudaizhenanpengyougenjinlehutong……
新月钢琴培训机构。
youmeidongtingdegangqinshengxuxuchuanchu，zuoyiqianyouyidaochuanzhebaiqundeyaotiaoqianying，zaitashenhoushiyiqunertongjingxinlingtinggangqinmeimiaodeshengyin。
suirankanbudaorongmao，danzhitingqinyinbiannengganjuedaonvziyoujingdianyadeqizhi，zhishizheiqinyinzhongbaohanyisiyoushang。
砰！
huran，zheifangjiandemenbeidalituikai，yiqunjiazhangfengyongerru，nuqitengtengdemoyang。
“bielianle！lianshenmelian？”
“dangshizheijiajigouxuanchuandeneishitianhualuanzhui，jintianwocaizhidaozheilidelaoshijuranshigexiazi！”
“xiaziyenengjiaogangqinma？bawomenjiahaizijiaohuailezenmeban？”
zheilimiandejiazhangdaduoshiyixiesanshiduosuidefunv，chucizhiwaihaigenzhejigekanqilaijiuhenxiongdezhuanghan，congwaimianjiangmenguanshang，yikanjiushiyoubeierlai。
gangqinzuoyiqiandenvziwenshengzhuanguoshen，tahenpiaoliang，furuningzhi，meiruoyuanshan，hongchunqingminshichunjiaohuiyoulianggexiaoxiaodejiuwo。
dantayanmouzhongdetongkongqueshiyipianhuibai，fangruyitanmeiyoushengjidesishui，kongdongwushen。
“果然是个瞎子！”
“xiazijuranyenengdanglaoshima？kuiwohaijiaolejiqiandexuefei，tuiqian！”
“genzhaoshengdeshihougenbenbushiyigeren，pianzi，tuiqian！”
yiqunjiazhangdashengjiaorangzhe，qizhongyigekanqilaizuipoladenvzichongshangqian，yibazhuazhuanyuemiandeshouwan。
“gaosuni，wodidikeshishangtouyouren、，nijintianyaoshibubaxuefeituile，wobaozhengnizheijiapeixunjigouguanmendaji！”
raoshianyuemiankanbudaomianqiandeduoduobirendechangjing，queyenengganshoudaozheixiejiazhangpumianerlaideeyi。
dangchuzhaoshengshi，tadequezhaolebierendaitiziji，danyeshimeiyoubanfadebanfa，bijingmeiyounagejiazhangyuanyibahaizijiaojiyigemangrenxuexigangqin。
weileshengji，tazhinengzheiyangzuo，danshitadegangqinshuipingjueduihege！
lingwai，zheigexueqidoukuaiyaoguoqule，zheixiejiazhangturanyaoqiutuiqian，tashijueduinabuchulaide！
“zheiweijiazhang，ninxiantingwojieshi……”anyuemianxiangyaoshuoxieshenme，danjingenzheyishengcuixiangzaierpanxiangqi，bansuierzhidebianshilianjiahuolaladeteng。
“shuoshenme？nizheizhongnvrennengbandeqigangqinpeixunjigou，benshenjiushiyijianbukenengdeshiqing。”
“wokanshigouyinlesheijiadeyoufuzhifu，jirendangxiaosancaikaideqi！”
zheishengyinmingxianheneixiepofubutong，chenwen，zidaiyizhongshangweizhedelengmo。haowuyiwen，zheicaishizhujiao，yeshizheichangcehuademuhouzhizhu。
“buguoanlaoshi，wokegaosuni，niyinmanzijixiazideshishiqingbierenbangnizhaosheng，zheikeshiqizhadexingwei，wozhiyaoqisuni，jiunengrangniqingjiadangchan。”zhongnianguifulengxiaodao。
tingdaozheinvrendehua，anyuemianyouxiehuangzhangqilai，yongkenqiudeyuqidao：“dufuren，baoqianwozhendenabuchuzheimeduoqian，wokeyibashengxiadexuefeituijinimen，buyaogaowokeyima？”
“hehe，haishengxiadexuefei，niwenwentamennengdayingme？”guifuluchuyimojifengdexiaorong：“anlaoshi，dangchunigouyinliuhongdeshihou，nijiuyinggaixiangdaohuiyouzheiyitian，lianwodenanrennidougangouyin，zhenshibuzhisihuo！”
“zhenshikexiao，yigexiaziyenengbaliuhongmichengneigeguiyangzi，ruguobushiwokandaotashoujilineixienidezhaopian，wohaibeimengzaiguli！”
“shenmezhaopian？liuhongshishei？”anyuemianluchumimangzhise，tashenzhiburenshineigeren。
“re。”guifunachuyigeshouji，limiandoushianyuemiandangangqinshideyangzi。
guifukandaoanyuemianyijiuyifumangranzhise，zheicaixiangqitakanbudao，buyouchixiaoyisheng：“suanle，fanzhengnizheigexiaziyekanbudao。”
“nihaishidengzheshoufayuandechuanpiaoba，nizheiqizhajine，qimayedezailimiandaishanggejinian。”
“bu，dufuren，qiuqiuni，zhiyaobiegaowo，zenmeyangdouxing！”anyuemianjimangkenqiu。
“zhendezuoshenmedouxing？”guifuluchuwanweizhise。
anyuemianyaoleyaoya，diantoudao：“ng，zuoshenmedouxing！”
“neihao，banizheipiaoliangdeliandanhuapo，zheixieqianwobangnichule。”guifudiujianyuemianyibashuiguodao。
guifuluchudeyizhise，anyuemianzhangdetaipiaoliangle，bieshuoshineixienanrenhuixihuan，jiusuanzijiyexiangyaojiangzhihuidiao！
shijieshangbuyinggaiyouzheimepiaoliangdenvren！huirongdeanyuemian，youshiyigexiazi，daoshihousuoyounanrendouhuibizhibuji，zhenshixiangxiangjiurangrenxinqingshuchang！
yigexiazi，pingshenmebizijihaixiyinnanren？
zhijianchumozaibingliangdedaofengshang，anyuemianzheicaiyishidaoduifangzaojiushibenzherangzijihuirongerlai。
tabuzhidaozijidaodizhangzheshenmeyangzi，danzheigeyangmaomeishaojitadailaimafan。
tianshengshiming，congxiaobeifumudiuqi，zaigueryuanzhangda，guangshizaizheigeshijieshengcun，tayijingbiputongrenjiannanbaibei，keshiweishenmelaotianhaishiyaorangtashoudaozheiyangdewuwangzhizai？
zhende，zhiyaohuirongzheiyiqiejiukeyijieshuma？
anyuemianshenxiyikouqi，renmingyibanbishangyanjing，aishanghunhezheleizhuluoxia，daojianjiangyaohuapolianjiashi……
砰！
一声巨响。
neishanbeiduzhededamenzhijiebeichuaichengleliangban，menkoushouzhedejigezhuanghangengshibeichuaidezhitutuxue。
“henrenaoa？”linxiaocongwaimianzoujinlai，kanzhelianjiahaiyouxianhongzhangyindeanyuemian，tadeliansedunshiyinchenxialai。
nanguaiqianshiyuemianzongshidaizheheisedemiansha，yuanlaitadelianzaijintianbeihuirongle……
yexinghaozheiyishilaidejishi，shanghaihaimeiyoufasheng。
“nizuode？”linxiaojingzhizoudaoneimeifumianqian，lengshengdao。
guifuyandishanguoyimojingjuzhise，zheirenshishei，juranbataqingdejigejinpaibaobiaodachengzheiyang，zheixiekeshitazhongjinpinqingde，doushiguyongbingtuiyidedashoua！
xinzhongsuiranweiju，dantahaishiyingzhetoupidao：“shiwo，niyoushishei？yeshibeizheijianrengouyindexiaobailianma？”
啪！
gancuideyizhang，zhijiebameifubanbianliandoujishanzhongle。
“worendeni，liumeilan，tianlanqiyededongshizhangduiba？”linxiaodandandao。
zheinvrentarenshi，moshiqiandelaogongshiyigehenlihaideshangshigongsidedongshizhang，buguonianjidale，beizheinvrenzaichuangshanggaosile，ranhoujichengleduifangdegongsi。
moshihoutashenbiangenleyiqunzhuanghanbaobiao，siyilveduoyixieputongrendeshiwu，zhibuguohoulaibeianyuemiandaizhejigeyinengzheshale。
dangshitahaiqiguai，yianyuemiandexinggeyinggaibuhuiguanzheizhongxianshi，yuanlaishizaojiujiexialechouyuan。
tingdaolinxiaojuranzhidaozijishishei，liumeilandeyanshenyuandubuyi：“nijiranzhidaowoshisheihaiganzheiyangduiwo？xinbuxinzhiyaowolikaizheili，jiuhuirangnishengburusi？”
嗯?
tingjianzheijuhua，linxiaodunshizhouqimeitou，tazheirenzuitingbudeweixie。
zheiyangdehua，kejiubuyaoguaizijilea，tadezuijiaojianjianchechuyimoningxiao。
“nimen，xiangsima？”takanxiangneijigezhuanghan，dandandao。
zheijirenzuoweijinpaibaobiao，gandeyedoushidaojiantianxuedehuo，zaiyulinxiaojiaoshoudeshunjianjiuzhidaolinxiaodeqiangda，juefeitamennenggoupidi！
zheizhongren，zhipalailihenda，yaomeshizuijingruidetezhongbing，yaomejiushiguowaineixieguyongbing，zheiyangderenneishizhendegansharende！
jigezhuanghandangjixiaojizhuomiyibandeyaotou。
“haohaofushidufuren，rangtamanyiweizhi，zuihaorangtalibukaizheili。”linxiaodandandao。
tazheirenzuoshishouduanyixianghenla，youqishinenggouweixiedaozijideren，tongchangdouhuishoudaoshubeidezhemo。
jigebaobiaolengleyixia，sihubumingbailinxiaoshuodeshenmeyisi。
“zenme？dufurenfengyunyoucun，nimenjiubuxiangtiyanyixiama？”linxiaodongledongyanpi，dandandao。
什么？
jigebaobiaoyileng，bujinbuyongsile，haiyouzheizhonghaoshi？
tamenqishuashuakanxiangliumeiyu，duifangsuiranyijingshanglesanshisui，danbuxianlaotai，faneryinweijingxinbaoyang，shencaijiweifengyu，yangmaoyechengdeshangmeinv。
“dufuren，duibuqile。”qizhongyigebaobiaoningxiaozheshang�。
“nimen，nimenxiangganshenme？”liumeilanshunjianhuangleqilai，selineirendehoudao：“nimendoushiwoguyonglaide，nimenxiangsima？”
tingdaozheinvrendehua，neijigezhuanghanliezuixiaoleqilai：“dufuren，weilehuomingwomenyemeiyoubanfaa，nihaishipeiheyidian。”
liumeiyuyibubutuihou，zhongyutuiwuketui，juewangeryouyuandudedingzhelinxiao：“nidengzhe，woyidingyaoshaleni！woyaoshaleni！”
tayikaotianlanqiyezuoweizuofu，zuomengyemeixiangdaozijijuranhuiyouzheimeyitian，erzheigelinxiao，yangzikanqilaizheimenianqing，shouduanqueyeshihenlazhiji！
“fangxin，nichubuqule，tamenhenqingchuzheimezuodehouguoshishenme。”linxiaolengxiaoleyisheng。
jigezhuanghanjiejiexiaozhe，meicuo，sharenyuehuozheizhongshiqingtamenchangzuo。
linxiaoyoupieleyiyansuozaiqiangjiaodeneixiexueshengjiazhang，tamendoushiliumeiyuzhaolaihehuanyuemiande，jieshiputongbaixing，nalijianguozheizhongzhenzhang？
“lengzheganshenme，shoujidoushiganshenmechide？meigerenlumanlianggexiaoshi，burannimenyezoubuchuqu。”tabaoqidishangdeanyuemian，jingguoneixiejiazhangmianqiandeshihoumorandao。
muduzheijianshi，yaomechengweibangxiong，yaomejiugenliumeiyuxiachangyiyang，neijigezhuanghandoushiguyongbingtuiyichushen，nengzuodaoshanhou。
jibianzhendexielule，neiyechabuduoshisantianzhihou，moshisheiyounengzhihengzijini？
neixiejiazhangwenyanshoumangjiaoluandetaochushouji，youxierendakaixiangji，youxierengengshizhijiedakailezhibo……
linxiaojingzhibaozheanyuemianlikailezheili，caigangjinloudao，shenhoujiuchuanchulemanmiaoqilideshengyin。
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