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第7章
liangzhiyaobairenzhuangdaoleyiqi。
“gemener，jintianshouhuobucuoa，doudeleshenmebaobei，jixiongdikaikaiyan？”lingnanmeimaoyitiao，xiangguangtounanwendao。
guangtounanyijing，shensekaishihuangzhang，jubuxiangyaoraokailingnan。
lingnanzuoyoujiezhu，yishouanzaiguangtounanxiongqian。xiaozheshuo：“dongxisuihao，kebuyaodutune，haishinachulaifenxiangyixiaba。”
guangtounannaomenjichuleyitoudehan，biaoqingdaizhehuangluanyufennu。shenchushoujiuyaotuikailingnan。
lingnanshunshijinjinzhuazhuleguangtounandeshouwan。
“haojiahuo，shangwuganglalexiba。”lingnanyibianganshouguangtounandemaixiang，yibianxixueshuodao。
guangtounanyileng，suijinuhuoshaoleshanglai：“woqu**，duoguanxianshi，jilaozishankai，ai**shenmeshi？”
lingnanbuzaishuohua，shoushangjiali，guangtounanchitong，tengdeziyaliezui。queyebuganfachushengxiang，payinlaizhongduoweiguanqunzhong，daoshihouxiangpaodoupaobule。
“dageniraolewoba，shoujijini，nifanglewo，wozaiyebulaifendaguangchangle。”
guangtounanchengbanguizhuangtai，kaishiyibiantaoshoujiyibianrensongqiurao。
lingnantinglezheihua，shoushangsonglejing，chaoguangtounanhechidao：“tourendongxi，kechi！
buguonizhuangwoshouli，keyijiniyigegaiguozixindejihui。
nixianzaijiaochuzangwu，ranhoufagedushi，shuoyihouzaibudangxiaotou。niyebiejiaoxingmengwo，wohoumiandemeinvkebanimoyangquanpaixialaile，baojingfenfenzhongbanidaijinqu。”
guangtounanpiejianguoranzaibuyuanchu，lingyouyouzhengjuzheshoujipaizhao。
“haohaohao，dageninxiansongleshou，wofashi，fashi。wolaogouzijintianfashi......”
“laogouzi？”lingnandengledengyan。
guangtounankanleyiyanlingnan，yanjingguluyizhuan，jixushuodao：“wolaogouzijintianfashi，ruguozaitoubierenshouji，wojiushi，wojiushi......”
“jixushuoya。”lingnancuiwendao。
“jiushi，jiushi，jiushinibaba！”
guangtounanchenlingnanyigebuzhuyi，dahouyisheng，zhengtuoqianzhudeshouwan，zhanqilaijiuyaolaigeyoubiantui。
lingnanyeshiyileng，**，dayile。
meixiangdaozheiguangtoujingrucijiaohua。
lingnanjiezhuminruidefanying，ceshenshanguo。
sheizhiguangtouzheiyixiayoubiantuishiweixuti，jingenzheyijizuociquan，yanjiandejiuyaodazhonglingnandemianmen。
lingnanzhendingziruo，fushenduolexiaqu，xunsushenchuliangzhi，yixunleizhishi，dianzhongleguangtounanxiongqiandeshanzhongxue。
zhitingguangtoumenhengyisheng，shunjianzaidaozailedishang。
“wa，genitailihaile，nihaihuikuihuadianxueshou？”lingyouyouzaiyipangjidongdihecai。
lingnankanzheyoushouliangzhi，neixinyegenzhejidongqilai。suiranganggangyongyoushenyijineng，meixiangdaolimianhaibaohanlewuxiashijielidedianxueshoufa，bingqieyijizouxiao。
真的太神奇了！
guangtounancheditoujiangle，tangzaidishangtongkudejiaochushouji，lingnanjieguoshouji，lianshangmanshizixinyudeyi。
“a，neishiwodeshouji！”
yigeqingcuideshengyincongbeihouchuanlai，lingnanzhuanshenwangqu，yanjingshunjianyiliang。
zhijianyigenvhaizhangzhezuibayongshouzhizheziji，neinvhaiyueyouyimiqiyishang，shangshenyijianjinshenbaiseluqitxu，xiabanshenchuanqianlansediyaoniuziku，liangtiaobizhidedazhangtuijueduichengdeshanghuangjinbili，fubaimaomei，shencaimanmiao，wuguanjingzhi，qizhibufan。
liangzhidayanjinglingdongdexiangnengkaikoushuohuayiyang。
zheideshizaiduanshipinruanjiankaileshijimeiyancainengyoudexiaoguo。
zhei，zheiyetaihaokanleba！
ruguolingyouyouhetangruoxueyanzhiyou8fendehua，neimianqianzheigenvhaijueduishishuyu9fendenvshenji。
lingnanyanjingzhigougoukanzhenvhaier，jingyouxiexinshendangyang。
“zheishiwodeshouji，weishenmetouwoshouji？kuaihaijiwo！”nvhaicuzhemei，zoushangqianlaizhiwenlingnan。
“bubu，xiaojiejie，shizheigeguangtouchennimainaichashitoulenideshouji，wobangnizhuilehuilai，shoujibushiwotoude。”lingnanzhilezhidishangdeguangtounan，jieshidao。
nvhaieryibaconglingnanshouliduoguoshouji，shuaichuyijuhua：“heng，wokannimendoubuxianghaoren，shoujijiuzainishouli，nishuonimeitou？yaolianma？”
“duiduidui，jiushita。”
yipangdeguangtounansuirantongkudequansuozaidi，dantinglezheifanhua，xinliquelekailehua，lianlianxiangnvhaishumuzhi。
lingnankanlekannvhai，youkanlekandishangdeguangtounan，biaoqingningzhong，xiangchilecangyingshiyiyang。
lingyouyoubuganshiruo，shangqianjiewei。
“wei，nishuoshenmeni，wogeshikannibeirentouleshouji，bangnidalezheirencaiqianglehuilai，nibuganxiewogejiusuanle，pingshenmehaiyaoeyushangren？”
“nabierendongxihaizheimelizhiqizhuang，renduoqifurenshaobushi，woxianzaijiudadianhuabaojing，banimenquanzhuaqilai。”shuozhejiuyaojiesuoshoujibodadianhua。
guangtounanyitingzheihua，hedetuozheshentijiuyaoxiangyuanchurudong。
“xiaojiejiezhangzheimepiaoliang，zenmepiqizheimebaozaoni，nandaohaokandenvrendouzheimeqiangshima？”
凌楠心里暗暗叹气。
“dandan，wokanjiuzheimesuanleba，shoujizhaohuilaile，zanmenjiuzouba，buyaozaigentamenzhengchaole。”
yigepangpangdedaiyanjingdenvhaizouguolai，lazhudandandeshou。
dandan：“qisile，gangcaifukuanshizhaobudaoshouji，xiatiandiyibeinaichahedezheimebushunxin，suanle，bugentamenfeihua，zanmenzou。”
shuozhejiuyaohepangnvhaizhuanshenlikai。
lingyouyoufanlefanbaiyan，yiliandebuxie。
“dengyixia。”lingnankaikoujiaozhuerren。
dandanyupangnvhaiyileng，huiguotoulai。
dandanbuyanfanshuodao：“nihaixiangganshenme？”
lingnanyouyupianke，yanleyankoushuishuodao；“xiaojiejie，wokanniganhuowangsheng，fazhiyouxiepianchai，bishangzhangdou，qisekanqilaibutaihao，ganggangnizaishuohuashishengyinweizhan，huxihaiyouxiejicu......
zheishiyuejingbudiaoyinqide，zuijinyinggaiyoushiganshangyimaqi，jianyibuyaohenaicha，zhuyidiaojieqingxu，buyaoaoye。”
zheifanhuashuowan，zhouweidekongqishunjianninggu。
dandandelianshuadeyixiabianchenglezihongse，lianyipangdelingyouyoudoujingdewuzhulezuiba。
“ni，ni，chouliumang！nihushuobadao！
不要脸！
渣男！
**！”
dandanqideyouxiekoubuzeyan。
lingnanjieshidao：“xiaojiejiebieshengqi，woshuodeshishihua，woshiyimingyisheng，youzijidepanduanyiju，gangcaiwoguanchanideqise，dayuezuijinjingqishikenenghuibanyoupiantouteng、xuekuaideng......”
“你给我闭嘴！”
dandanfeidouyaobeiqizhale，taiqishoujiuyaojilingnanyijidaergua。
“genishiguyideba？”lingyouyoujidezhiduojiao。
“a，buhaoyisi，wozhenbushiguyide，wobushuole，xiaojiejienibiejidong。”
“啪”
yijixiangliangdeerguangpaizailelingnandezuolianshang，**ladetengtongganlikexilai。
“嘿嘿，活该。”
haimeipayuandeguangtounanxingzailehuodixiaochulezhujiao。
dandanzaicijushou，zheiciyaoyigezuibashanzailingnandeyoulian。
“**youzhinanaiba，huibuhuishuorenhua？”yipangdepangnvhaiershengqidemadao。
lingnanshuangshoudangzailianshang，kanzheiqingxing，ganjinsayazitaopaoba。
guangchangzhouweidechiguaqunzhongyejulongleguolai。
yiduikanrenaodexiaoqinglvzhengzaiweiguan。
nan：“**，zheinandezhenqinshoua，guangtianhuaridejiuzaizheishualiumang。”
nv：“jiushi，zhenbuyaolian，yaoshiwozaijieshangbeirenzheimeshuo，tabuguixiajiwokesaxiangtouwodoubukenengyuanliangta。”
nan：“woyaoshizheigenande，wojiusilesuanle，nvrenbushiyonglaidamadegongju，nvrenshiyonglaitengde，duibalaopo？”
nv：“duiyalaogong，xixi，ainiyo~”
shuowan，liangrenzaiweiguanqunzhongmianqianqinqilezui。
qinglvpangbiandechigualurenjia：“wotamazaoleshenmenie，zheihuierrangwokanzheige，bietamasagouliangle，laoziliulehaibuxingma?”
chigualurenyi：“haojiahuo，ganjinkaizhibo，xiaojiejieyanzhihaogao，mucehuihuo。”
chigualurenbing：“666。”
chiguadama：“ai，yuanpeidairenzhuazhunanrendaixiaosanguangjie，nianjiqingqingbuxuehao，gaida！”
......
dandangangyaoyibazhangdaguolai，shouhaihuizaibankong，beilingnanyibawozhu。
chuganxininenhua，xiaoshouwenrunruyu。
好美妙的肢体接触。
lingnan：“xiaojiejiebuyaozheimebaozaohaoma，darenbudalian，zanmenwuyuanwuchou，nizheiyangdaxiaqu，qingxujiazhong，rongyichuxianxuebeng......”
dandankanlingnanzheiyangzhuazhezijideshou，haichuyanbuxun，nuhuogongxin，zhijuexiongmennandang，yikouqimeishanglai，liangyanyihei，yundaozailelingnanhuaizhong。
围观群众大呼。
“woqu，jingranduizheimepiaoliangdenvhaixiaheishou，yidingyaopuguangta，rangtajieshoushehuideduda。”
“fangkaineigenvhaier！”
“made，qinshouburu！”
lingnanjiandandanturanhundao，xinliyeyouxiefahuang。ganjinmolemodandandeshouwan，maixiangchenhuayouli，quewudaai，zhishiputongdehunjue。
suijicongkoudaizhongquchuyinzhen，zhunbeixiangdandanshizhenjiuzhi。
“wodetian，tayaoganshenme？”
“sha......sharen？”
“biantai！barendayunhaiyaonazhenzha，qiuqiunizuogerenba。”
lingnanbeiweiguanrenqunchaodexinfanyiluan。jieshishuodao：“wozheishizaijijiu，nimennengbunengbizui？”
weiguanqunzhongtinglezheihua，qifengengjiahuoyueqilai，shengtaoshengciqibifu，shenzhiyoujigenianqingrenchongshanglaixiangyaojianglingnanbaodayidun。
pangnvhaierdajingshise，yibatuikailingnan，baozhudandan，zhizhelingnanbizijiuma：“gun，nizheigechouliumang，biekaojinwomen。”
lingnan：“nizheiyangzulan，womeibanfajiuxingta，woshiyisheng，zhidaozenmeban，yizhen，zhiyaoyizhenjiuhao。”
pangnvhaibaichuyifufangyuzitai，yongshoujizhizhelingnan。qideyaoyaqiechi，feidududelianzhangdetonghong。
zhengzhilepianke，yiliang120lazhemingdixunsugandao，kanlaishiyiyourexinshimintiqianbodalejiuyuandianhua。
“dourangkai，dourangkai。”
jimingyihurenyuanxialeche，chakanledandanzhuangkuang，suihoujirentongpangnvhaierjiangdandanpingfangdaodanjiacheshang，yunshangjijiuchekuaisushililexianchang。
120qianjiaogangzou，jinjiezheliangliangshanzhejingdengde110jichierlai，chetingwenhou，xialailewumingshenzhezhifudejingyuan。
kanlekanbeiweizairenqunzhongxindelingnanxiongmeiheguangtounan。
yimingshencaishouzhangdejingyuanxianglingnanshuodao：“jiedaoqunzhongbaoan，fendaguangchangyourenxunxinnaoshi，haidaleren，shiniba？
nijiaoshenmemingzi？shenfenzhengnachulai。”
“zheikendingshiwuhui，bushizheiyangde，jingguantongzhi，womenbenlaishibanggangcaineigebeijiuhuchelazoudenvtongzhizhuaxiaotoude，kehoulai......”
“youshenmeshi，daolesuolizaishuo，xiangenwomenzouyitang。”
lingyimingsuishushaoda，shencaiweipangdejingguanfenfudao。
lingyouyoupingshinajianguozheizhenzhang，duozailingnanbeihousesefadou。
“ge，woyoudianpa，buhuiyoushiba？”
lingnanpailepailingyouyoudeshou：“buyaopa，meishide，womenyoumeiganhuaishi。”
yushi，lingnan、lingyouyouyijiguangtounansanrenbeidaishanglejing.che。
weiguanqunzhongyipianjiaohaosheng。
dakaichemenshangcheqian，buzhishisheichaolingnan**chuaileyijiao。
guangtounanbiaoqingfuza，yifubianmidaotongkudemoyang。
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