doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《shenyiguilai：nvwushenlaituihun》zaiguangdawangyouzhijianyongyouchaogaorenqi，yeanlengqingshuangdegushishouhuobushaofensideguanzhu，zuozhe“liulangdesanmao”dewenbiburongxiaoqu，jianshuwei：zheiweidagongzizhangdeqiyuxuanang，lianshangshizhongguazhewenxudeweixiao。zaitadeshenhou，genzheyiweishencaikuiwumianronglengkudenanzi。……
第8章
cihuayichu，xianchangdunshiyipianjijing！
suoyourendoufangfobeishiledingshenshuyiban，daidaidikanzheyeanyusumuyanerren。
“nihushuoshenme！zuowanwomengenbenmeizaiyiqi！”
sumuyanrutongbeicaidaoweibademaomi，zhijiebengdaleqilai：“yean，bieyiweinishiwoweihunfu，jiuxiangzhanwobianyi！”
“什么！”
“zheigexiangbalaojingranshisumuyandeweihunfu？”
zheixiazizhongrentingledoudaweichijing，animananzigengshitingdeyilianzhenjing！
“muyan，zheidaodishizenmehuishi，tazenmechenglenideweihunfu？”
sumuyanqidebuzhudichuanzhecuqi，kandaoyeanyanzhongneiwanweideyanshen，zheicaizhidaoshangledang。
“muyan，nikuaishuoa！”
mianduizhongrendecuicu，sumuyanzhihaoyiwuyishidejieshiqilai。
“原来是这样！”
animabukeqideshuodao：“xiangbalao，nigenmuyangenbenbushiyigeshijiederen，nigenbenpeibushangta！”
“renshiyixia，wojiaoqiaoyu，jialishizuojiancaishengyide，nianshouruyejiujiqianwanba！”
“nigaosuwo，niyoushenmezibenqumuyan！”
yeandandanyixiao：“woma，youwangshijituanyibandeguquan，buzhidaogoubugouge？”
“haha，zhenshixiaosiwole！”
“zheigexiangbalaojingranshuoyouwangshijituanyibandeguquan！”
“neikeshiwomendaxiashoufuyishouchuanglidegongsi，zhenshichuiniubudacaogao！”
mianduizhongrendechaoxiao，yeanqueshihaobuzaiyi，liangshouyitandao：“xinbuxinsuini。”
shuoshihua，yeanzhendelandegenzheiyibangrenyibanjianshi，zaitayanzhongzheixierengenbenshangbuletaimian。
shuozhe，tajiuduzizuozaiyibian，yaolebeijiuheleqilai。
“muyan，nizheigeweihunfuzhenshitaijipinle，jianzhixiaosirenle。”
qiaoyudelianshangmanshichaoxiao，zhongrenyefenfengenzhefuhe。
sumuyanyiliandeganga：“nimenkuaibiexiaohuawole，doushiwofuqinanpaide，woyeshishenbuyouyi。”
qizhongyigenvdexiaodao：“zhenbuzhidaonifuqinzenmexiangde，fangzheqiaoshaozheimehaoderenbuzhao，pianpianrangnijiajiyigexiangbalao！”
qiaoyutingledunshiyipaixiongfu：“muyan，nijiufangxinba，nigongsideshibaozaiwoshenshang！”
zhongrenfenfenfuhe：“shia，youqiaoshaozai，meiyoushenmejiejuebulede！”
qiaoyutingleshifenxiangshou，dashouyihui：“womenhejiu，jinwandedanwomaile！”
“谢谢乔少。”
“乔少威武！”
众人纷纷拍着马屁。
“muyan，nilaidezuiwan，keyaoduohedian。”
qiaoyujisumuyandaoleyibeijiu。
huoxushixinqingbuhao，sumuyanduanqijiubeizhijieyiyinerjin。
“hao，shuangkuai！laiwozaipeiniheyige。”
qiaoyuyoujitadaolemanmanyibei。
sumuyanmeishuoshenme，youshizhijieyikouheguang。
cishi，liangbeixiadu，sumuyandeyulianweihong，naodaiyijingyouxiefayun。
qiaoyuluchuyigejiaoxiadexiaorong：“muyan，jintianwomenbuzuibugui。”
sumuyanfuzheetou：“buxingle，wohedeyoudianduole。”
qiaoyuduanqijiubei：“muyannibuhejiushikanbuqiwo，lai，womenzaizouyige。”
“nandeqiaoshaozheimegaodexingzhi，muyannijiupeiqiaoshaozaiheyigeba。”
“qiaoshaodoudayingbangnijiejuegongsideshile，nibuhejiutaibugouyisileba。”
“shiashia......”
mianduizhongrendequanshuo，sumuyanwunai，zhideduanqilejiubei。
yeanzaibuyuanchukandaozheiyimu，meitouyizhou。
tazhijiezoushangqianyibaanzhulesumuyandejiubei：“xingle，biehele，niyijingheduole。”
qiaoyukandaoyeanshangqian，dunshiyouxieshengqi：“nizheigexiangbalao，zheiliyounishuohuadefenma？”
shuozhe，tayouduisumuyanshuodao：“muyan，nikankanhaimeijiehunnizheigeweihunfujiuxiangganshenideshenghuole。”
“你算什么东西！”
sumuyanyeyouxieshengqi，yibatuikaileyean：“wodeshibuyongniguan！”
“xiangbalaokandaomeiyou，muyanjiaoniguna！”
yihuorenfenfenchaoxiaochusheng。
qiaoyugengshiqingmiedekanleyiyanyean：“nixiaoziyebukankanzijidedexing，jianzhishilaihamaxiangchitianerou！”
mianduizhongrendechaofeng，yeanmeiyoulihui，tazhishidandandekanleyiyansumuyan：“yaobushipawanshudanxinni，nihesizaizheiliyebuguanwodeshi！”
“shaonawobalaiyawo！”
sumuyandunshiyouxieshengqi：“chizaoyouyitianwoyaorangwobazhidaotadejuedingshicuowude，erniyebuyaoduiwoyourenhefeifenzhixiang！”
“muyan，genzheizhongrenshengqibuzhide，wozheijiugantazou。”
qiaoyuaomandekanzheyean：“haibugankuaigun！”
yeanmeiyoushuohua，zhishisuiyidekanleqiaoyuyiyan。
kandaoyeandeyanshen，qiaoyudunshiyouxiefamao。
taconglaimeiyoukandaoguorucikepadeyanshen。
zhishiyiyanjiurangtaxinshenghanyi。
yeanchixiaoyisheng，shouhuilemuguang。
qiaoyushenshangdeyapoganzheicaixiaoshibujian。
taganjuezijishoudaolejidadewuru，jingranbeiyigexiangbalaohedaole。
“ni......nikanshenmekan！”
qiaoyuehenhendeshuodao：“youzhongwomenbihuayixia！”
yeanzuijiaoweiweiyiqiao：“wokemeixingqupeiniwan。”
“wokannishibuganba！zhuangshenmezhuang！”
qiaoyuchaoxiaodao：“ruguowomensheishulejiucongzheilipazhechuqu，niganma？”
“zheigexiangbalaozenmekenengshiqiaoshaodeduishou。”
“shia，wokannihaishichenzaopazhegunchuquba。”
mianduizhongrendechaofeng，sumuyanyeshimanliandebishi：“zhenshigouwonangde，jiajizheiyangdenanrensuanshiwandanle。”
qiaoyuyiliandedeyi：“suanle，womenjixuhejiuba。”
“wanyiwochushoudahuaimuyandeweihunfu，neiduobuhaoa！”
sumuyanbuyuedeshuodao：“nimendeshigenwoyoushenmeguanxi。”
qiaoyutinglelianshangmanshideyi：“muyanshuodedui，zheishiwomennanrenzhijiandeshi。”
yeanmeitouyizhou：“haoa，neiwojiupeiniwanwan，kanzaimuyandemianzishang，wobuhuishangdaonide。”
“哈哈！”
“zhenshitaihaoxiaole，tajingranshuohuishangdaoqiaoshao。”
“qiaoshaokeshilianguotaiquandaode，zhenshidayanbucan！”
几人又是一顿嘲笑。
“shima，neijiurangwokankannidaodiyoujijinjiliang。”
qiaoyutuoxiawaitao，zoudaochangzhong，baichuleyigebiaozhundetaiquandaozishi。
budebushuo，tadezheifandongzuohaishitingyouqishide。
众人纷纷拍手鼓掌。
而叶安呢。
zhishisuiyidezhanzaileqiaoyushenqian，zhibuguoxinzhongqueshilengxiaobuyi，zheitamashidajia，youbushizuoxiu，baimaojiashini。
sumuyankandaozheiyimu，dunshiyouxiehouhui。
tayezhidaoqiaoyuxueguotaiquandao，wanyizhendebayeandahuaile，zenmexiangfuqinjiaodai。
“suanle，rangtachidianjiaoxunyehao，shengdemeiyouyidianzizhizhiming。”
sumuyantanleyikouqi：“jingguozheicideshizhihou，xiwangtanengzhinanertuiba。”
“小子。”
kandaoyeandejiashi，qiaoyuluchuyisibuxie：“yaobuyaoworangniyizhishoua。”
“废话真多。”
yeanbunaifandeshuodao：“suzhansujue，meigongfupeinizaizheixiabaibai！”
“kee，jirannizhaosineijiubieguaiwole！”
qiaoyulianshangshanguoyisifennu，zhijieyijigaobiantuijiuxiangyeanjiqu。
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