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reduyizhibujiandeduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo《shiyouhelebeinaicha，zaiwomianqianchenglehui》，shuzhongdaibiaorenwuyoulumingtianqiongjianna，jiangshuyiduanchanmianfeicedeaiqinggushi。shizhimingdada“zhongshengzhiwobuaixiewangwen”derexiaozuopinzhiyi，chunjingwuguanggaobanyuedutiyanjijia，zhuyaojiangshudeshi：zhuazhuleyisijiumingdedaocao。lumingdeshizong，chenxidesi，douhezheixiegaisideguizeyouguan！wobixuhuoxiaqu。……

精彩章节

daoyu：nanyoulumingshizongdedi99tian，wobeimodouzuidingjiande“tianqiongjituan”hrdangzhongxiuru，

taqingmiedizhizhewojiaobianneixianglianjiadepaomian：“zunshouwomenmodoudeguiju，huozhegunhuinidexiaodifang。

zaizheili，qiong，jiushiyuanzui。”woniejinlekoudailineizhangxiemanliqiguizedezhitiao，neishishiyouyongminghuanlaide。

santianhou，zaizheiweihrzhuchidetianqiongjituanxinpinfabuhuishang，wodangzhequanwangzhibodejingtou，

yongtazuikanbuqide“languo”shouji，dianleyibeitajinggaoguohui“miaosha”wode“xuedingwangcha”。

woduizhejingtouweixiao：“buhaoyisi，zaiwodeguijuli，ni，caishiyuanzui。”1gushi，

yaocongwotuozheneizhizhigazuoxiangdexinglixiang，tarumodoumenrechaoshidekongqilikaishi。

weilexunzhaoshizongsangeyuedenanyouluming，wocidiaolelaojiadegongzuo，daizhequanbujixu，laidaozheizuogangtiesenlin。

lumingzuihouyitiaoxiaoxi，dingweijiuzaizheili。hezufangdeshiyoujiaochenxi，yigetushengtuzhangdemodounvhai，

reqingdexianggexiaotaiyang。tatingshuolewodelaiyi，neishuangmingliangdeyanjinglishanguoyisiwodangshiwufalijiedelianmin。

“zhaoren？zaimodou？”tayaoleyaotou，congchoutilinachuyizhangzhediedezhengzhengqiqidea4zhi，

zhengzhongdisaijinwoshouli，“linwan，huanyingnilaimodou。danyaoxiangzaizheilihuoxiaqu，xianbazheigebeishu。

zheishiwomende‘shengcuntielv’，bu，shi‘baomingtielv’。”woyihuodizhankaizhitiao，shangmiandezijiqingxiu，

neirongquehuangdandexianggeezuoju。

【modoushengcuntielv】1.jueduibunengyinyongrenhe“xuedingwangcha”pinpaideyinliao。

2.jueduibunengshiyong“languo”shoujizai“pintuanfan”appshangxiadan。3.zaishiwai，

jueduibunengshiyong“languo”shoujideshexiangtouduizhundibiaojianzhu“tiandouta”。

4.yudaowufajiejuedeweixianshi，bixudashengshuowaiyu，yuzhongbuxian。

5.……wokanzhezheixiemomingqimiaodeguize，renbuzhuxiaochusheng：“chenxi，zheishishenmezhengguyouxima？

bendirendexinwanfa？”chenxidebiaoqingqueqiansuoweiyoudeyansu：“linwan，womeiyoukaiwanxiao。zaimodou，

guizejiushishenming。nikeyibuxinshen，danbunengweibeiguize。

”tazhilezhichuangwaineizuogaosongruyun、fangfoguanchuantiandidetiandouta，“kandaotalema？

tazaikanzhewomenmeiyigeren。”wozuishangyingzhe，xinliquebuyiweiran，zhidangshizheigechengshidutedeheiseyoumo。

diertian，beijujiuzaiwoyanqianshangyan。louxiaxinkaileyijia“xuedingwangcha”，kaiyedachoubin，

ningmengshuimaiyisongyi。chenxilazhewo，xingchongchongdixiangquzhangebianyi。“biequle，

”woxiayishidixiangqileneizhangzhitiao，lazhuleta，“guizeshangshuobunenghe……”“aiya，nihaizhenxinle！

”chenxixiaodeqianyanghouhe，“neishipiannimenwaidirendela！womenbendirendouzhidao，neijiushigeshangyexuetou，

xuedingwangchashitianqiongjituandesiduitou，tianqiongjituanguyifangchulaiheitamende。fangxin，meishide。

”tazhengkaiwodeshou，bengbengtiaotiaodipaoxialou，henkuaijiuduanzheliangbeibingzhenningmengshuihuilaile。

tabaqizhongyibeidijiwo，woyaoleyaotou，yizhongmomingdexinjirangwowufashenshouqujie。“zhenmeijing。

”chenxipiepiezui，zijichashangxiguan，meizizidiheleyidakou。jiuzaitahexiadiyikoushuideshunjian，

woyanjiaodeyuguangpiejian，yuanchuneizuohongweidetiandoutatading，yidaociyandehongguang，rumoguideyanjingban，

yishanerguo。xiayimiao，woyongshengnanwangdehuamianfashengle。zhanzaiwomianqiandechenxi，lianshangdexiaoronghaiweitunqu，

tadeshentiquexiangshibeitoururongludelaxiang，congjiaokaishi，xunsuhuaweiyicuofeiyangdehuijin。meiyoucanjiao，

meiyouzhengzha，shenzhimeiyouyisitongkudebiaoqing。qianhoubuguoyimiaozhong，yigehuoshengshengderen，jiuzaiwomianqian，

renjianzhengfa。zhishengxianeibeiningmengshui，“pa”diyishengdiaozaidishang，huangsedeyetijianlewoyikutui。

wodanaoyipiankongbai，kongjuxiangwushuzhibinglengdeshou，sisiezhulewodehoulong。wofabuchurenheshengyin，

zhinengyanzhengzhengdikanzheneicuohuijinbeifengchuisan，fangfochenxizheigeren，congweicunzaiguo。wotandaozaidi，

hunshendoudexiangshaikang。jiuzaizheishi，koudailideshoujifengkuangzhendongqilai。wojixieditaochu，

pingmushangheranxianshizheyigewokegumingxindehaoma——luming。shitafalaideduanxin，

zhiyoujianduandeliugezi：“xinta，huoxiaqu。”shi“ta”，bushi“ta”。shichenxi。

zheitiaolaizishizongnanyoudeduanxin，xiangyidaojingleipixinglewo。wocongwubiandebeitonghekongjuzhong，

zhuazhuleyisijiumingdedaocao。lumingdeshizong，chenxidesi，douhezheixiegaisideguizeyouguan！wobixuhuoxiaqu。

wobixuzunshouguize，huoxiaqu，ranhouzhaodaota，wenqingchuzheiyiqiedaodishizenmehuishi！raner，

mingyundeeyicaiganggangkaishi。chenxidefumuhenkuaiganlai，tamenwufajieshounverpingkongxiaoshideshishi。

dangjingchaxunwenshi，wozhandouzheshuochuzhenxiang，quezhihuanlaitamenbiyihefennudeyanshen。“pingkongxiaoshi？huachenghui？

nidangwomenshishazima！”chenxidemuqinzhizhewodebizijianjiao，“yidingshini！

nizheigelailibumingdewaidiren！yilianhuiqi，kesilewonver！jingchaxiansheng，jiushitahaisilewonver！

”wowufajieshi，yewurenxiangxin。zailinjumenzhizhidiandiandemuguangzhong，zaichenxifumuedudezhoumashengli，

wobeidangchengyigesaobaxing、yigesharenfan，beiganchulehezufang。woweiyidexingli，

jiushineizhangbeiwosisizuanzaishouli，zhanranlechenxishengmingyuwendeguizezhitiao。2beiganchuhezufangdewo，

xiangyitiaosangjiazhiquan，zaimodoudejietouyoudang。koudailisuoshengwujideqian，rangwozhinengzaichengshizuibianyuandejiaoluo，

zuxiayijianzhongnianbujianyangguangdedixiashi。chaoshidemeiweihexiashuidaodechouqihunhezaiyiqi，

chenglewolaiyishengcundekongqi。chenxidesi，xiangyigexuelinlindeluoyin，kezailewodenaozili。

neizhangguizezhitiao，beiwoyongjiaodaitiezaichuangtoudeqiangbishang，fengweishenyu。

wokaishileyizhongjinhupianzhide、beiguizenuyideshenghuo。

【jueduibunengshiyong“languo”shoujizai“pintuanfan”appshangxiadan】。wodeshoujiqiahaojiushi“languo”de，

shiwohelumingyiqimaideqinglvkuan。woxiezailesuoyouwaimairuanjian，

youqishineigeyiwumeijialianzhuchengde“pintuanfan”。woningyuanmeitiankenzheangguiyounanchidebianlidiansushi，

yebuganyueleichiyibu。jiedezhemo，yuanbibushanghuaweifeihuidekongju。【zaishiwai，

jueduibunengshiyong“languo”shoujideshexiangtouduizhundibiaojianzhu“tiandouta”】。woyongheisedediangongjiaodai，

bashoujideqianhoushexiangtoufengdeyanyanshishi。meicizouchudixiashi，wodouxianggejinggongzhiniao，

xiayishidibikairenhenengkandaotiandoutadejiedao，shengpazijiyigebuxiaoxin，jiuchufanletiantiao。

wohuodebuxiangyigeren，gengxiangyizhiduozaiyingoulidelaoshu，gouyancanchuan。keguangshihuozhe，jiuyaohuaqian。

wobixuzhaoyifengongzuo。raner，yigexingweiguaiyideren，zaimodoushizhaobudaogongzuode。diyicimianshi，

shiyijiaxiaogongsidewenyuan。mianshiguanchuyulimao，dijiwoyibeishui。

wokandaobeizishangyinzhe“xuedingwangcha”delogo，hedehunfeiposan，jianjiaozhedafanleshuibei，

guntangdeshuisalemianshiguanyishen。wobeidangchengfengzi，beibaoanjialechuqu。diercimianshi，

shiyijiacantingdefuwuyuan。laobanyaoqiuwomentongyishiyonggongsipeifadeshouji，fangbianzai“pintuanfan”shangqiangdan。

wokanzheneizhanxinde“languo”shouji，lianseshabai，lianlianbaishoushuowobunengyong。

laobanyongkanruozhideyanshenkanzhewo，bunaifandihuishourangwogun。yiciyouyicidepengbi，

wodejixuyirouyankejiandesuduxiaohaodaijin。woyuelaiyueshou，yanshenlichongmanlejingkonghebuan。

zheizuochengshidefanhuayuwowuguan，meiyidonggaoloudasha，douxiangshijianshiwodeyanjing，

youqishineizuowushiwukebucunzaiyutianjixianshangdetiandouta。taxiangyigechenmodeguizishou，

lengmodizhushizhesuoyoushitutiaozhantaquanweideren。wokaishihuaiyi，lumingshibushiyexiangchenxiyiyang，

yinweiwuyizhongchufanlemoutiaoguize，suoyicai……bu，wobuganzaixiangxiaqu。tajiwofaleduanxin，

tayidinghaihuozhe。jiuzaiwokuaiyaoshanqiongshuijin，liandixiashidefangzudoufubuqideshihou，yigejihuicongtianerjiang。

wozaiyigebuqiyandezhaogongwangzhanshang，kandaole“tianqiongjituan”zongbuzhaopinqingjiegongdeqishi。tianqiongjituan！

modoudeshangyediguo，zhenzhengdezhangkongzhe！chenxitiguo，“xuedingwangcha”jiushitamendesiduitou。zhijuegaosuwo，

zheilijiushiyiqiemituandehexin。napashizuoyimingqingjiegong，zhiyaonengjinqu，

wojiuyoukenengzhaodaoguanyulumingdexian-suo。wohuaizhezuihouyisixiwang，toudilejianli。meixiangdao，santianhou，

wozhendeshoudaolemianshitongzhi。3tianqiongjituandezongbudalou，biwoxiangxiangzhonggengjiahongwei、lengku。

tajiuxiangyizuoboliyugangtiezhuchengdejuta，zhichayunxiao，sanfazhelingrenzhixideyapogan。

wochuanzhecongershoushichangtaolaide、weiyiyijianhaisuantimiandechenshan，jinzhangdizoujinjinbihuihuangdedating。

zhouweishiyizheguangxian、bulvcongcongdejingyingnannv，tamenmeigerenshenshangdousanfazheyizhong“renshangren”dezixin，

yuwozheigelaizidixiashideqiuzhizhegegeburu。mianshiguanzaiyigexiaoxiaode、meiyouchuanghudefangjianlijianwo。

tajiaoanna，yigezhuangrongjingzhi、yanshenkebodenvren，mingpaishangxiezhe“renliziyuanbujingli”。

tanaqiwodejianli，suiyidisaoleyiyan。dangtademuguangluozai“jinjilianxiren”neiyilan，

kandao“luming”lianggezishi，tademeimaoqingtiaodiyangleyixia。“luming？zheigemingziyoudianershu。

”tayongzhijiaqiaoleqiaozhuomian，“e，xiangqilaile，qunianzaiwomenjishubushixideyigexuesheng，

houlaibuzhidaoweishenmezijizoule。”tadeyuqichongmanlebuxie，fangfozaishuoyijianwuzuqingzhongdexiaoshi。

wodexinmengdiyichen，lumingguoranzaizheilidaiguo！“ta，tashiwonanpengyou。”woxiaoshengshuo。

annadeyanshenshunjianbianle，neishiyizhongcongguzilitouchulaideqingmie，fangfozaishenshiyijianlaji。

tashangshangxiaxiadidaliangzhewo，muguangxiangdaoziyiyang，guadewoshengteng。“yuanlairuci。”tatuozhangleyudiao，

kaozaiyibeishang，“xianglaizheilizhaota？kexia，tayijingbuzaile。buguo，jiranlaile，

zongdedongdianwomenzheilideguiju。”tajiexialaidexingwei，chenglewobishengnanwangdeemeng。

taxiaozheduiwoshuo：“womengongsixianzaituixingwuzhihuabangong，qingjiegongyexuyaoyongshoujiappdakaqiandao。lai，

yongnideshouji，xiazaiwomentianqiongjituandeapp，wokankanninengbunengyong。”wodexintiaoshunjianlouleyipai。

wodeshoujishi“languo”de。“wo……wodeshoujikenengyoudianwenti，xiazaibule。”wojinzhangdeshouxinmaohan，

shitutangsaiguoqu。“youwenti？”annadexiaorongbiandewanweiqilai，“wokannideshoujibushitingxindema，

‘languo’zuixinkuan？rangwokankan。”tabuyoufenshuodicongwoshoulinaguoshouji，

kandaolewoyongjiaodaifengsideshexiangtou，lianshangdechaofenggengnongle：“yo，zheishiganshenme？pabeiwaixingrenjiankong？

xiaoguniang，nishibushiyoubeipohaiwangxiangzhenga？”huiyishilixiangqitacierdexiaosheng。woxiufendemanliantonghong，

queyijuhuayeshuobuchulai。wobunenggaosutazhenxiang，neidengyuzhaosi。annabashoujirenghuijiwo，

lianshangdexiaorongchedixiaoshi，querdaizhideshiyizhongbinglengde、jugaolinxiadeshenpan。“xingle，wodagailejiele。

”tademuguangluozaiwojiaobian，neilifangzhewogangcongchaoshimaideyixiangfangbianmian，yinweimeiqian，

wozhinengkaozheigeduri。tashenchutuzhexianhongzhijiayoudeshou，qingmiedizhizheneixiangpaomian。

“zunshouwomenmodoudeguiju，huozhegunhuinidexiaodifang。”tadeshengyinbuda，quexiangyijizhongchui，

henhenzazaiwodezunyanshang，“zaizheili，qiong，jiushiyuanzui。”woganjuequanshendexueyedouchongshangletouding，

youzaishunjiandongjie。xiuru、fennu、wuli……suoyoudeqingxujiaozhizaiyiqi，jihuyaojiangwosisui。

wosisidiyaozhezuichun，zhidaochangdaoyisixuexingwei。woshenmeyemeishuo，wanyaobaoqineixiangpaomian，

zhuanshenzouchuleneigerangwozhixidefangjian。zouchutianqiongdasha，waimiandeyangguangcidewoyanjingshengteng。wohanzhelei，

yibubuzouhuiwoneiyinandedixiashi。annaneijuhua，xiangmozhouyiyangzaiwoerbianhuixiang。qiong，jiushiyuanzui。

zaizheigebeiguizetongzhidechengshili，wuzhihepinqiong，jiushisizui。4dangwan，

woshihunluopodizouzaihuidixiashidexiaoxiangli。annadexiuru，mianshideshibai，duiweilaidejuewang，

xiangyizhangdawangjiangwolongzhao。woshenzhilianwanfandoumaibuqi，huailineixiangpaomian，jiushiwozuihoudezichan。

modoudeyewanguangguailuli，danzheitiaoxiaoxiangquegewaiyinan，ludenghuaileyizhan，huminghuan。

jiuzaiwoguaiguoyigeqiangjiaoshi，lianggeheiyingturanconganchucuanlechulai，yizuoyiyoudiduzhulewodequlu。

tamenshilianggeliuliliuqidenanren，hunshenjiuqi，yanshenbushandidingzhewo。“xiaomeimei，yigerena？

”qizhongyigehuangmaohunhunxiaozhe，luchuyikouhuangya，“gegemenzuijinshoutouyoudianjin，jiedianqianhuahua？

”wohedexinzangdoukuaitiaochulaile，xiayishidihoutuiyibu，quezhuangshanglebinglengdeqiangbi。

wojinjinbaozhehuailidepaomian，neishiwodeming。“wo……womeiqian。”wodeshengyinyinweikongjuerzhandou。

“meiqian？”lingyigecuntouhunhunlengxiaoyisheng，yibaqiangguowohuailidepaomianxiang，henhenshuaizaidishang，

limiandemianbingsuileyidi，“sou！kendingzangzaishenshangle！”huangmaohunhunningxiaozhexiangwobijin，

shenshoujiuyaolaizhuawodeyifu。juewangshunjianyanmeilewo。wowuchuketao，yewurenkejiu。

jiuzaitaneizhiangzangdeshoujijiangpengdaowodeshunjian，yidaoshandianhuaguowodenaohai。guize！

neizhangzhitiaoshangdedisitiaoguize！【yudaowufajiejuedeweixianshi，bixudashengshuowaiyu，yuzhongbuxian。

】zheijiuxiangyigenishuideren，zhuazhudezuihouyigenfumu。wobuzhidaotayoumeiyouyong，

danwoyijingmeiyoubiedexuanzele！wobishangyanjing，yongjinquanshendeliqi，

oing!leavemealone!”wodeshengyinyinweikongjuhefennuerbiandejianlicier，

zaijijingdexiaoxianglihuidang。qijifashengle。neilianggezhengzhunbeiduiwodongshoudehunhun，

zaitingdaowosihouchuyingyudeshunjian，dongzuomengdiyijiang。tamenlianshangdeningxiaoshunjiantunqu，

querdaizhideshiyizhongjidude、fazineixindejingkong。tamenxiangshikandaoleshenmeshijieshangzuikepadedongxi，

lianseshabai，buyueertongdimengditaitou，kanxiangxiangzikouneigeshanzhehongdiandejiankongtantou。neiyanshen，

bushipabeijingchazhuazhu，ershiyizhongduigenggaocengcicunzaide、yuanyubennengdeweiju。

fangfoneigexiaoxiaodeshexiangtouhoumian，youshenmedongxihuilikeyaoletamendeming。

“fengzi……shigedongguijudefengzi！”huangmaohunhunduoduosuosuodimaleyiju，liandishangdeqiandoubuyaole，

lazhetadetongban，liangundaipaditaolilexiaoxiang，fangfoshenhouyouguizaizhui。**zheqiangbi，

dakoudakoudichuanzheqi，tuiruandezhanbuqilai。xiaoxianglihuifulejijing，

zhishengxiawojuliedexintiaoshengheyidiposuidefangbianmian。woditoukanzheneigeshanshuodejiankongtantou，

diyiciyishidao，chenxikouzhongde“tazaikanzhewomen”，shishenmeyisi。guize，bujinnengsharen，yenengjiuren。

zheigechengshili，cunzaizheyigewuxingde、zhigaowushangdejianshizhe。tatongguobianbuquanchengdeshexiangtou，

zhixingzheneixieliqideguize。tazaifenbian“shuncongzhe”he“weinizhe”。weinizhe，si。

biruhele“xuedingwangcha”dechenxi。erwo，ganggangtongguoshuowaiyu，beixitongpandingweile“shuncongzhe”，

shenzhishi“shangdengren”。yinweizaizheigejianshizhedeluojili，huoxuzhiyoujingyingjieceng，

caihuizaiweijiguantouxiayishidishuowaiyu。suoyi，ta“baohu”lewo。womanmandizhanzhishenti，

kanzheneilianggehunhunxiaoshidefangxiang，xinzhongbuzaishichuncuidekongju，ershiranqileyigubinglengdehuoyan。

wobuzaishineigezhinengbeidongaidadelinwanle。wozhaodaolezheigeyouxidediyijianwuqi。

5“shuowaiyu”zheigehushenfu，weiwodakaileyishantongwangmodoulingyimiandedamen。wokaishikeyidiliyongta。

dangwozoujinyijiagaojicanting，xiangyongweishengjianshi，fuwuyuanlanzhuwo，yanshenlidaizheduiwodechuanzhedebiyi。

womeiyoutuisuo，ershiweixiaozhe，

i'minabitofahurry.”fuwuyuanlianshangdebiyishunjianbianchenglegongjing，

likeweiwozhilu。dangwozoujinyijiashechipindian，zhishixiangchuichuikongdiao，duobiwaimiandekushushi，

baoanjingtididingzhewo。wocongrongdinachushouji，jiazhuangzaidadianhua，

rojektistsehrwichtig.”baoandeyanshenlikecongjingtibianchenglejingwei，

shenzhiweiwolakailemen。wofaxian，zhiyaowoshuowaiyu，wosihujiuhuodeleyizhongtequan。

wobuzaishineigelaizixiaodifang、qiongkunliaodaodelinwan，

ershiyigetamenyanzhong“dongguiju”de、buhaoredejingyingjieceng。liyongzheigexinshenfen，wokaishidadandixingdong。

wodemubiaozhiyouyige：zhaodaolumingliuxiadehenji。woqianhuiletashizongqianzuzhudegongyu。

neishiyigelaojiudexiaoqu，fangdongzaoyibafangzizujilexinderen。wojiazhuangchenglumingdebiaomei，

conghaiwaihuilaibangtaquyifenyiluodezhongyaowenjian。wokeyizaihefangdongdejiaotanzhongjiazazhejijufayu，

chenggongrangtaxiangxinlewodeshuoci，nadaolebeiyongyaochi。fangjianlizaoyimeiyoulelumingdeqixi，

beixindezukebuzhidemianmuquanfei。wobufangguorenheyigejiaoluo，xiangjingquanyiyangzixisousuo。zhongyu，

zaixiankaichenzhongdechuangdianshi，wozaichuangbanhechuangdiandejiacengli，modaoleyigejianyingdewuti。

neishiyibujiukuande“languo”shouji，heyibenhouhoude、fengpiyijingmosundebijiben。wodexinkuangtiaoqilai。

zheishilumingliuxiade！tazhidaoyourenhuilaizhao，suoyibatamenzangzailezuiyinbidedifang。

wolikedaizhedongxilikai，huidaolewoneianquandedixiashi。wofansuoshangmen，lashangchuanglian，

dakaileneibenbijiben。bijibendezhiyeyijingfanhuang，shangmianxiemanlemimimamadezi，shilumingdebiji。

danneirongquerangwobuhanerli。neibushiriji，ershiyifensiwangbiji。

shangmianjiluledaliangde、yinweichufangezhong“guize”ersiwangdeanli。meiyigeanlihoumian，

dougenzhexiangxidefenxi。“sizhewangmou，nan，34sui，gongsizhiyuan。

siyin：zaitiandoutaguanguangcengyong‘languo’shouji**。siwangshijian：7yue15ri14shi03fen。