zhangpianlianzaixiaoshuo《shengyihaoxu》rangrenkanhouaibushishou，chuzishilipaidashen“jiandandeyu”zhishou，linmoxubanxiazhijiandegushirangrenyibukaimuguang，xiangqing：nvrenxiangyaode，youshihoujiushizheimejiandan。“chunhuo！”fanghuimaleyiju，turanduoguolinmoshoulidehezi：“wokankannanxianshengsong……
xujiaderencongcongmangmangnuodaoleerlou，cishi，xiamianguangchangshangdecheliangyequandounuokaile。
qishi，shidaijiudiandetingchechanghenda，chabuduonengtingshangqianliangche。
zheishishidaijiudiandetingchechang，weiyoulaizheilichifanderen，cainengzaizheilitingche。suoyi，zheitingchechang，yizhitingbuman，jiusuanzailaijibailiangcheyejueduimeiwentia。
keshi，xianzaitingchechanglideche，haishibeinuozoule。
qizhongbufayixiefalalilanbojinizhileidehaoche，yebeiwuqingdinuozou。zongranneixiekaihaochederenxiaquzulan，danyemeirenlihui。
xujiaderenkandeqingchu，youjigefushaozaixiamiannaoteng，jieguohaibeijiudiandebaoandaleyidunrenglechuqu，haoxiangrenglajiyiban。
“nimenshuo，zheilaidedaodishishenmedarenwua？”xulinglingyilianyanxian：“neijigefushao，worende，jialidoushijigeyidezichan。zheixiebaoan，jingrangandatamen？laiderendeduodabenshia！”
“fushaosuanshenmele，kandaoneiliangchemei？shibeijiedalaodezuojia，babaiwandelaosilaisi，beiyigetuochetuozoule。neidalaojiuzaipangbianzhanzhe，liangepidoubuganfang！”
“hezhia，kanzheibian，guangyangshidajiazuhoujiajichengrendezuojia，jiazhiyiqianqibaiwandelanbojini，zhijieyongchachenuozoule。”
“wasai，zheideshishenmedarenwua？shidajiazudoubupa？”
zhongrenyilunfenfen，doushimanliandexiangwang。zheiyangfanshouweiyunfushouweiyudedarenwu，sheinengbufu？
erzheihaimeijieshuni，guangchangshangdechenuozouzhihou，louxiayouyoushijiliangbaomuchekaiguolai。
xuzhangyuanjinghu：“nalaizheimeduobaomuche？doushifengtianaierfa，zheiwanyikeshaojiana！”
“qizhishishaojian，guanjianshi，yicijujizheimeduo，wozheibeizidoumeijianguo。”
“zheixieyibandoushidamingxingdezuojia，zuozhebijiaoshufu，tongshinenggoufangbianhuanyifuhuazhuang。”
“wasai，nishuoduile。kan，tianwangzhoutuohaia！”
“nani？nani？nani？”
“zheibian，sidahuadandeyangqingchuana！”
“wodetiana，buhuiba？tayelaila？”
“hezhi，zheige，guoneidiyizhuchirenhelaoshi！”
“zheimeduomingxing？zheishinageyingshigongsizaizheilikainianhuima？”
“biechele，jiusuanshiyingshigongsi，yemeibenshinuozoushidajiazudechea！”
“neizheishizenmehuishi？”
zhongrenjinghubuduan，zheichangmianshizaitaizhenhanle。
erjiuzaicishi，xiamiantingchechangderukouturandakaile。
zhongrendengdayanjingkanqu，xuzhangyuandiyigejinghu：“kan，shiguangyangshishidajiazuzhongliujialaoyezidezuojia，neilianglaoyekuanlaosilaisi！”
“tianna，zaikanhoumianneiliang，shishidajiazuzhongzhoujialaoyezidezuojia！”
“haiyouneibian，guangyangshidiyidaqiyedongshizhangdezuojia……”
zhongrenfenfenjinghu，yiliangyouyilianghaocheshijintingchechang。
meiliangchedezhuren，shenfendoubujiandan，zaiguangyangshi，jueduishiyidengyidedarenwu，shuyutamenzhinengyangwangdecunzai。
erzhenzhengrangrenzhenjingdeshi，zheixiecheshirutingchechang，quedoufensanzailiangbian，zhongxingpengyueyiban，bazhongjiandeweizhiranglechulai。
haowuyiwen，zheixieche，doubuganzhanjuzhongjiandezhuwei。bazheizhuweiliuxialai，haoxiangshizaidengdaishenmedarenwuside。
zhongrenmudengkoudai，xiamianneixieren，suibianyige，doushinitianjidecunzaile。
haiyoushenmeren，nengrangtamenrucigongjingdidengdaini？
yihuozhizhong，xianchangyouyouyiqunrenlinzhedongxipaolejinlai。
zheiqunrenhaituizheyigejudadedangao，dangaozonggongjiuceng，meiyicengdouyoushuijingguashi，xiandegewaipiaoliang。
erzhenzhengyinrenzhumude，shidangaodingbu，youlianggediaokedexiaoren。
yigeshenchuanbaiqundenvzi，pianpianqiwu。
pangbian，shiyigexizhuanggelvdenanzi，danxiguidi，shuangshoudangzhongpengzheyigexiaohezi。hezilimian，youyimeiyaoyandezuanjie！
“wasai，zheidangaohaopiaolianga！”yiqunnvhaizijinghu，yanjingdoushixingxingzhuang。
“kanlimiandezuanjie，gaibuhuishizhendeba？”
“tianna，zheishiyaoqiuhunma？tailangmanleba！”
“yihouyaoshiyourenzheiyanggenwoqiuhun，wokendinghuihaobuyouyudidayingtaa！”
limianyouyigeren，xuzhangyuanganghaorenshi，talianmangpaoleguoqu。
meiduojiu，xuzhangyuanyoupaolehuilai，lianshangjinshizhenhan。
“zale？”xulinglingwendao。
“gaoqingchule！”xuzhangyuanyadishengyin，yilianyanxian：“wogemenshuo，jinwan，jiulouyouyigeshengriyanhui，weiyigenvhaiziqingzhushengri。laidezheixiemingxing，doushilaijitaqingshengde。haiyou，dangaoshangmianneigezuanjie，shizhende，jiazhisanbaiduowanni！”
“shenme？”zhongrenfenfenjinghu，xulinglinggengshimanyanxiaoxingxing：“nagenvhaizi？zheimexingyun，jiwanqianchongaiyuyishen？tianna，yaoshiyourenzheiyangduiwo，xianzairangwosi，wodouyuanyia！”
qitanvhaiziyedoushiyiliandexiangwang，zuoweiyigenvhaizi，sheibuxiwangyouzheiyangwanzhongzhumudeyitiana？
dandanzheizhenshi，jiujueduinengrangrenheyigenvhaizilunxianlea！
“nagenvhaizi，nengyouzheiyangdebenshia？”yigenvhairenbuzhuwendao：“shidajiazudedaxiaojie？”
“yinggaibushi！”xuzhangyuanyaotou：“wogemenshuo，zheigenvhailailishenmi，meirenzhidaoshishei。buguo，kendingbushishidajiazudedaxiaojie，tamenmeizheimedazige！”
“neihuishisheini？”zhongrendouzaicaice。
xulinglingturankanxiangxubanxia，xiaodao：“yo，banxiajiejie，zheigaibuhuishilinmoweinizhunbeideshengriyanhuiba？”
suoyourendoukanxiangxubanxia，lianshangdoudaizhechaoxiao。zhongrendoushiyigexinsi，zheiyangdechangmian，zenmekenengshilinmoanpaideni？
xubanxiamiansetieqing，nizheigeshihoushuozheizhonghua，bushiguyiexinrenma？
“meicuo，zheijiushibanxiadeshengriyan！”linmopingjingdidao。
“wasai，jiefu，nizhenlihaia！”xuzhangyuanchaoxiao：“jiefu，yihuiernikeqianwandedaiwoqujiuloujianshijianshia，wozheibeizidoumeiquguojiulouni！”
zhongrenhongxiao，rangrangzheyaolinmobatamendoudaiqujiulou，qishidoushizaichaofeng。
“linmo！”fanghuinaonuzhiji：“ninengbunengbushuohua？niyigerendiulianjiusuanle，weishenmeyaodaizhewomenyijiarendiulian？”
“woshuodeshizhende……”linmowunaidao：“wozhendezaijiulouweibanxiazhunbeileshengriyanhui……”
“zhuzui！”fanghuinuhou：“gun！worangnigun！”
“haole，nimenjiubierangrangle。”xulinglinglengxiaodao：“banxiajiejie，bangexiaoshikuaidaole，nishiqupeizhaojingli，haishihaiqian，youhuozhe，shizuolaoni？”
xubanxiayaozheyabushuohua，xuzhangyuanxiaodao：“banxiajiejie，yaobuwojinitigejianyiba？nizuihaoshiqupeizhaojingli，yilainengjiejuesuoyoushi，erlai，hainengshufushufu，bushime？bijingjintiannishengri，jiubazhaojinglidangchengnideshengriliwuba，hahaha……”
sizhouzhongrendunshihongxiao，kanxubanxiadeyanshendouchongmanbukan。
youqineixienvhaizi，doushiyigexinsi，henbudexubanxiabeizhaojinglihenhenroulin，cainengrangtamenxinlipingheng。
cishi，xuyongqinghezhaojingliyezouleguolai。
“xuxiaojie，kaolvdezenmeyangle？”zhaojinglisemimididaliangzhexubanxia。
“wo……wobuhuiqude！”xubanxiayaoyadao。
“xulao，kanyangzixujiazhendemeichengyigenwomenhezuoa！”zhaojinglilengshengdao：“jiranruci，neijiusuanle。huitouniranggongsiderenquzhaowoyixia，zhiqianzanmensuoyoudehezuo，yequandouzuofei！”
xuyongqingjihukuaibeiheniaole，lianmangdao：“zhaojingli，ninbieshengqi，wobangninchuli！”
“xubanxia，nishiqupeizhaojingli，haishiwobaojingzhuani，nizijixuanze！bieguaiwomeijinggaoni。zheicideshiqing，niyigerendanbuqi。zhenyaozuolao，niyijiaren，doudequzuolao！”
xujiangongfanghuixudongxuemiansedabian，zheijianshi，jingranbatamenyedashangle？
sanrenfenrankanzhelinmo，zaitamenkanlai，jiushiyinweilinmocaidaozhilezheiyangdejieguoa。
linmobiaoqingdanran，qingshengdao：“laoyezi，nizhidaozheigexingzhaode，daodixiangzuoshenmema？”
“shaofeihua，laozizuoshi，yongdezhenilaijiao！”xuyongqingnudao：“laia，batajiworengchuqu！”
yiqunrenweileshanglai，xubanxiamianseyibian，lianmangdao：“yeye，linmobushiyouxinde……”
“nijiwobizui！”xuyongqingnudao：“wozaiwenniyici，nishiqupeizhaojingli，haishizhunbeiyijiarenzuolao？”
xubanxiachedijuewang，tazenmeyexiangbudao，zijideqinyeye，jingranhuizheiyangduidaiziji。
zhaojinglilengxiaokanzhelinmo：“heng，xiaozi，genwodou，niyouzheigebenshima？”
jiuzaizheijianbanuzhangdeshike，waimianturanchuanlaiyizhenhongjiao，yourenjinghu：“shinanbatian！shinanbatian！tianyelaile！tianyelaile！”
“shitianye？wodetianna，nanguaile。zaiguangyangshi，nengyouzheimedashoubide，zhiyoutianyele！”
“wozaojiugaixiangdaolea！duoyiduojiao，zhenggeguangyangshidousandou，chuletianye，haiyousheini？”
“keshi，tianyeshiyaoweisheiqingzhushengria？”
zhongrenjinghuzhepaodaochuangbian，douxiangyidunanbatiandeweifeng。
jiulianxuyongqing，yeshifangcundashi，genbenguanbulezheibiandeshiqing，canghuangpaodaochuangbian。
tazheizhongxiaojiazudejiazhu，nayouzigejiannanbatianyimiana！
“meixiangdao，jingranshitianyelaile。xulaomohuang，woyutianyeguanxibucuo。dengshiqingmangwan，wodainiqubaijiantianye！”zhaojinglideyiyangyangdishuozhe，dandongzuobisheidoukuai，diyigepaodaochuanghubian。
“neitaixiexiezhaojinglile！”xuyongqingjidongwanfen，zhenyaoshinengbaijiannanbatianyimian。yihou，xujiazaiguangyangshi，sheiganbujimianzia？
“xiaoshi！”zhaojinglixiaomimidikanlexubanxiayiyan：“zhishi，zheixuxiaojie……”
“fangxin，jintianyidingbantuo！”xuyongqingdenglexuzhangyuanyiyan：“wobuguanniyongshenmefangfa，jinwan，bixurangneige**genzhaojinglihaohaojiaoliuyifan！”
xuzhangyuanyanzhongshanguoyidaojingmang：“yeye，ninfangxinba，jiaojiwole！”
xuzhangyuanlikejiujileyipishouxia，qishixiongxiongdiguoqu，balinmoxubanxiaweizaizhongjian。
“xubanxia，yeyeshuole，jinwannibixubazheibishengyitanxialai！”xuzhangyuanlengshengdao：“niyaoshibuxiangwomenbalinmocongloudingrengxiaqu，jiulaolaoshishiqubashengyitanle。buran，heng，jinwanjiurangnibianguafu！”
xubanxiamiansedabian：“nimenganshenme？nimenhaiyoumeiyouwangfale……”
“zaizheili，laozijiushiwangfa！”xuzhangyuannuhe：“niqubuqu？”
jigerenweixianglelinmo，kanneijiashi，suishijiuyaochushoule。
jiuzaicishi，damenturanbeirentuikai，chenshengyuandaizheyiqunrenjingzhizouleguolai。
“chenzong！”zhaojinglilimawanyao，manlianchanmei。
xuyongqingyeshimanlianjidong，zheikezhendeshizhangguanxujiashengsiderenwua。
talaizheilizuoshenme？nandaozhidaozijizuodashou，laigenzijizhuhede？
tianna，chenshengyuanqinzilaidaohe，xujiaqibushiyaotengfeile？
xuyongqinglianmangbaichuzuichanmeidexiaorong，gongshoudao：“chenzong……”
raner，chenshengyuanzhijieraoguota，jingzhilaidaolinmoxubanxiamianqian。
zaizhongmukuikuizhixia，chenshengyuanwanxiayao，gongjingdidao：“linxianshengxuxiaojie，shengriyanhuizhunbeihaole，nanxianshengqingliangweiqujiulou！”
ciyanyichu，quanchangjiejing！
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