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“haoshenghaoqihuijiuzherenyilingshuo?”
“我……”
songqianqianyounankanyouqinao。
pangbianweiguanderenyeqizuibashedikaishitaolun。
“zhangdetingpiaoliangyiguniang,xinchangzenmezheimeleng,gengehaiziyenengjijiao,zhenbuzhidaoshudoudunaqule。”
“xianzaidenianqingren,dangzhenshizhenshiyuelaiyuemeisuzhi。bujinglaojiusuanle,gengehaiziyenengnao,jinjinjijiao,taibudongshile。”
“yaobuzenmeshuo,yidaiburuyidai。haochilaizuo,buwuzhengye。”
“……”
songqianqianyanquanshangdehongqiaoqiaomankai。
tazuorenzenmeyang,haibuyongzheixierenlaijiao!
songqianqianlenglengkanzhehaizimuqin,yuanbenzhixiangtingshengdaoqiandexiangfashunjianximie。
“nijiahaizixiao,budongshi,woweishenmeyaoweinijiaoyubudaoweidexingweimaidan?bujiuyigejianbingme,woyaoqiuyebugao,zhaoyuanlaidepeiba。zuocuoleshijiuyinggaidaoqian,buranyaojingchazuoshenme?nizuorenmuqin,lianzheixiejibendedaolidoumeijiaoguo?”
“你!”
nvrenzhanghonglelian,dangchangbugan。
街边。
zhuweidechesuyuelaiyueman:“xiansheng,haoxiangshifuren。”
jianglinanceshoukanqu,yiyanjiuzairenqunzhongkandaoleneigemanlianweiqudexiaonvren。
“tingche!”tazhoumeidao。
另一边。
haizimuqinpola,shengyinyoujianyouli:“yigejianbingnenggenhaizibima?nishenmesuzhishenmejiazhiguan?nongkulewohaiziwohaimeigennisuanzhangni,juranhaiyoulianrangwopeijianbing?gaosuni,nigangcairuoshihaoshenghaoqigenwoshuo,wohaijiupeile,xianzaixiuxiang。”
youweiguanderenkanbuxiaqu:“zheishiyebunengguairenjiaguniangba,mingmingshihaiziyoucuozaixian。muqinyetaimeiyuanzeshifeiguanleba,nanguainengyangchuzheimepidexionghaizi。”
“beizhuangdeneiguniangyeshixiaotidazuo,sheihaibushiconghaizizhangdade?”
“xiaodeshihoubujiao,dalejiubianhuaile。haizibunengzheimeguan……”
“……”
观众吵了起来。
yougenianqingnanrenkanbuguoyan,gancuizhijietaochuyizhangshiyuanchaopiao:“zheiweixiaojie,suanle,zheijianbingqianwotizheihaizipeile,genzheizhongrenyoushenmehaojijiaode。chizaoshehuihuijiaozuoren。”
songqianqianhaimeilaidejijujue,haizimuqinjiujiansuankebodao:“guoranshizhangdepiaoliangdehumeisaolanghuo,kankanzheicaiduodayihuier,douyourentaoqianle。gaosuni,jintianbujiwodaoqian,xiuxiangxishiningren。”
掏钱的人尴尬不已。
songqianqianqijifanxiao:“wojiushipiaoliangjiushinianqing,zenmele?yourentaoqianjinijidushiba?jiduyejiworenhuiqu,jiezheishipingbenshizhangde!niyebiedaoqianpeichangle,liuzheneiqianquzhengzhengrong,buguowokannizheibijianbinghaidadeliannandutingda,gujilianmeirongyishengdoubuxiabuleshou。”
“pu……”yourenrenbuzhuxiaole。
“ni!!!”haizimuqinqidemianhongbozicu,naoxiuchengnu,yangqishoujiuchaosongqianqiandaguolai。
jiuzainvrendeshouzhangyaoluodaosongqianqianlianshangdeqianjunyifazhiji,nvrendeshouwanbeirenzaibankongzhongjiezhu。
songqianqianchayichaolairenkanqu:“jianglinan?”
继而尴尬不已。
juranbeitakandaole,diusirenle。
haizimuqindabudaoren,yechoubuhuishou,qijibaihuai:“fangkai!”
jianglinanyibadiukaitadeshou:“gun!”
nanrenqichangqiangda,hunshensanfachuhairendelengsuqixi。
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