《shenyankuanglong》dejuqingwanyanquzhe，fubimaidehao，xiangbeixiaxiaoyuzuoweizhujiao，meiyigerenwudouyoutachuxiandeyiyi，henbangdeyibenshu，zhuyaojiangshudeshi：“niyingle，buguo……”tayouyoudetaiqitou，ehenhendeshuodao：“ninengyingwoyici，yingbuleyibeizi，zheiciwoshule，xiaciwoyiding……
xiangbeizaiquanchangzhumuzhixiazoushangzhuxitai，xianbashouzhongdechuwuxiangfangxia，huanshiquanchangzhengzhongdao：
“shouxianwoyaojiuzhengyigecuowu，quanchangguwanzhenpin，bushi25jian，ershi26jian！”
quanchanghuaran，jiaotoujieer。
王志成挑衅的说道：
“qingwendi26jianguwanzaina，buhuishinidangyuandatou，goumaideneijianminfangqingba？”
全场哄堂大笑。
“meicuo，jiushizheijian！”
dedaoxiangbeiqueqiehuidahou，quanchanggengshipengfudaxiao。
“nikaishenmeguojiwanxiao，neigelajishiminguobujia，danzaiguwanquan，tagenbensuanbushanggudong！”
“erqiejiweizhuanjiadoujiandingguo，nihainengdiandaoheibai，yingshuotashiqinghuacibucheng！”
“我可没这么说！”
“neinidaodishishenmeyisi？”
xiangbeibuzaijixugentajiangzui，ershidanmodedakaixiangzi，baqinghuadaguannalechulai。
zhangjiaoshouganmangshangqian，daishangyanjingzizixixidechakan。
向北一伸手说道：
“zhoulao，banidechuizijiewoyongyong。”
“现在舍得砸了？”
zhoudongyibianshuoyibiandijitachuizi。
xiangbeijieguolai，dunzaizhuozibian，xiaoxinyiyide，qingqingdiqiaojidaguandibu。
“他在干嘛？”
“不知道啊？”
wanzhumenfenfenzhanleqilai，qiaoshouyipan。
zhaoxudongheguomeixiayezhanleqilai，gangcaixiazhudeshihou，zhaoxudonghaozhi100wanxiazhu，taxinlirendingxiangbeibishuwuyi。
keshidangkanjian，xiangbeinachuzijideqinghuadaguan，dasuanyongzheigefanpanshi，tadexinligedengyixia，xinqingshishuobuchudefuza。
zhangjiaoshouyizhirenzhenguancha，yuekanyuejidong。
“guoranruci，zhendeshicibaowu，shiminguodashijishuizhun，zheilimianyidingzangzheguobaojizhenpin！”
cihuayichu，suoyouwanzhujipotoulewangzhuxitaiyongji。
yourenchongdetaikuai，zhijiebawangzhichengzhuanglegelieju。
“bukeneng，tazenmekenengyizhizheimehaoyun！”
wangzhichengbukezhixindenannanziyu。
shenbianquanshibenpaoerguodewanzhu，weidutazhanzaiyuandi，shashadebuzhisuocuo。
“咔嚓”
yishengcuixiangguohou，daguandepingshenbeizhengtiqiaokai，suihouwangdishangyidiu，hualayishengshuailegexibalansui。
“这是！”
dangyinzangzaidaguandizuojiacengneidewujianluchuzhenxiangshi，jiulianzhangjiaoshoudoubudandingle。
“天呢，不会吧！”
“daodishishenmedongxia？”
waimianyiquanwanzhuzhengxiangkonghoudezhiwen。
“这是宋钧瓷！”
zhangjiaoshoushoudouyouxiezhandoule。
“快开灯！”
zhoudongyishengdahan，jiudiandegongzuorenyuanganmangxingdong，yebugujiyaobuyaobiguangle，zhijiebayanhuidatingdedengguangquanbudakai。
dengguangdaliangdeyishunjian，meigerendeyanjingdouyouduoduoshaoshaodebushiying。
danzhuxitaishangdejiren，tebieshizhangjiaoshou，zhoudonghexiaxiaoyu，doujingyademudengkoudai，shenzhilianshengyindoufabuchulai。
“songjunciqicaiyoubiancaixiaguangshanshuicidie，xishizhenbaoa！”
dangtingdaozhangjiaoshoushuochuzheifanhuashi，xianchangmeigerendouzhiganjuedanaochongxue。
juncishigudaidemingyaoqizhen，gengshiwudamingcizhishou。
songjuncizhisuoyixiyou，benshenseyouwucaibanlan，guangcaiduomu，zhengfangdouyan，dushuyizhi，yijingchushijiushichuanshizhenbao。
biedebushuo，gudaisuoyouciqidoushiyigesediao，shangshenmesejiushishenmese，weidujuncibushi。
gudianwenxianjizai，ruyaoyise、chuyaowancai、qiannianshenqiyaobianmishiren。
“kuai，jiwonapingkuangquanshui！”
zhangjiaoshouyishengyaohe，ganmangyourendilaiyiping，zaizhongmukuikuizhixia，zhangjiaoshouxiaoxinyiyidebashuidaozaicidiezhishang。
suizheqingweihuangdong，yuanbenjiushishanshuirichudefengjing，daoshangshuizhihou，chuiyanmiaomiao，baiyunpiaopiao，youmianshangdeqicaixiaguangxiangshihuoleyiyang。
“shenqi，taishenqile！”
zhoudonghezhangjiaoshoudoushijingtanlianlian。
gurendeguifushengong，nengrangciqidehuazuohuolinghuoxian，jiuzheijishu，xiandaigongyibieshuomofang，jiushijiandoujianbudao。
“ciwuzhiyingtianshangyou，renjiannayoujihuiwen，youshengzhinian，nengyiduzunrong，sierwuhanni！”
yiweilaozhuanjiagankailianlian，shengyinzhida，rangqitarengengshiqiaoshouyipan。
changhoufangdewangzhiwenturanhuangyouleliangxia，dangdezhishicibaowudeshihou，tajiuzhidao，zijiyijingshule，zaiwufanshendekeneng。
zhaoxudongbuguanbugudewangliji，tuikaisuoyoudangluzhongren，mashangjiuyaojidaozuiqianfang，jiutingjianxiangbeikaikoudao：
“gewei，nimenjuedewodezheijiangudong，jiazhiduoshaoqian？”
“xishizhenbao，shijianhanyou，ruguoyidingyaokaijiadehua，zuishao……”
zhangjiaoshouhezhoudongduishiyiyan。
“shangyikendingmeiwenti。”
“womenmeifajinigujia，shiyinweizheijianbaowuzaojiushichuanle，tashibeisongsonghuizongshiqideguanyao，huangjiayuyong，jinmiebeisongzhihou，juncishouyishichuan，liuchuanyushibenlaijiushao，nengliuchuanzhijindegengshijuewujinyou。”
“meicuo，zaiqingchaoyiqian，renheyijianjuncidoushihuangshishouzangdezhenbao，wozheimegennijiang，ruguobushijintianqinyansuojian，womenzheixieren，kongpayibeizidoubuhuijiandaotadezhenrong！”
“shankai，doujiwoshankai！”
zhaoxudongchongshangqianlai，xiankanleyiyandaguandibuzangzhedebaobei，lishengshuodao：
“woshuoshenmelaizhe，zhengguipaimaixingzenmekenengpianwo，yaobushinimenjigeshuojiade，woyouzenmekenengbazheiyangdebaobeizhuanshou！”
“wowo，wobumaile！jiwonahuilai！”
zhaoxudongbushiquanliren，tashijintiandiyicicanjia，genbenbuguanquanlideguiju，chongshangqujiuyaodongshouqiangduo。
“保安！”
zhoudonglianseyinchenwubi，yishenglingxia，jieyanzaisizhoudebaoanqishuashuadedongshou，zhijiebazhaoxudongjizulanzaiwai。
“nimenfangkaiwo，e，womingbaile，nimendoushiyihuode，nimenjiushiweilepianwodebaobei！”
“woyaogaonimen，woyaorangnimenzheixiepianzibudehaosi！”
baoanmenyijingbazhaoxudonganzaidishang，quanliyueshuta，burangtayourenhezhengzhafankangdejihui。
“xiangbei，nigewangbadan！nipianlelaozidebaobei，buhaijiwo，woshaniquanjia，nidejianzhonglaomawoyidingbataqinshounongsi！”
zhaoxudongyijingshiqulelizhi，yaozhidaozheijianxishizhenbao，yikaishikeshishuyutade，gongshousongren，zuomeng。
zaizhaoxudongdezidianli，tadebudaode，ningkehuileyeburangbierendedao，shenzhitakeyiwulaidaoyushijufen，liangbaijushangdedibu。
“fangkaiwo，nimenzheiqunpianzi，woyidinghuibaojingde，woyaorangnimenquanburenyiqizuolao，xiangbei，nijiwodengzhe，woraobuleni！”
zhaoxudongzhengzhazhebeibaoanshenglayingzhuaidetuozou，tongshi，quanchangwanzhudouduizheigelengtouqing，songshangjiqiyanedeyanshen。
“zheishisheijiadexiao**，xianbarenguanqilai，dengzanmenwanshizaichuzhita！”
zhoudongehenhendiliaoxiazheihua，zaikanxiangbei。
“xiaozi，zheibaobeinimaima？”
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