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cikeqilaoyijingconghanhaokouzhongzhidaoleshiqingjingguo，lianseyinchenwubi。
“hunao，shenmexinlaoban？xiaoqinjianzhitaiqinglvle，zenmebazheimezhongyaodeyiguanjiaojiwairen？”
“nihanzhangfengdeyishuyoumugongdu，baniganzou，wokanzheijishitangshibuxiangkaixiaqule！xianzaiwoyanzhonghuaiyijishitangdexingyizige，xiaozheng，likezhaorenlaichaban！”
“hao！”houfangyigeqingnian，dangjinachushoujijiuyaodadianhua。
“等等！”
chenfengmaibushangqianzuzhileneigeqingnian，suijikanxianglaozhe。
“qilaoshiba！nituibutengtong，yinggaishinianqingshoushangshisuoliudeguji！huxibuchangyeshixinfeicengjingshoudaoguochuangshang，zheizhongbingqishihenhaozhi！”
“口出狂言！”
budengqilaokaikou，hanzhangfenglvxianlenghechusheng。
“kanlexiabingli，youtongguoyuyinglejieqingkuang，zhidaoleqilaodebingyin，jiukeyidafangjuecile？jianzhishikuangwangwuzhi！”
“wuzhi？”chenfengxiaolexiao：“wodaoshixiangwenwenhanyisheng，qilaozheizhongbingzhengyicijiukegenchu，weihexuyaomeiyuezhiliaoyici？shiniwunengwuzhi，haishiyouyiweizhi？”
“ni……nixinkoucihuang！”
hanzhangfengzhizhechenfengdebizi，qidehunshenzhiduosuo。
qilaoyebumandedengzhechenfeng：“xiaozi，kuangwangshixuyaobenqiande。wodeshentiwoqingchu，buzhidaoduoshaorenzhenzhiguo，zhiyouxiaohanhexiaoqinnenggouhuanjie，nizheiyangwumieren，youdiantaiguofenle！”
“xingchende，nishuoyicijiunengjiangqilaozhihao，daoshidongshoujiwomenkankana？”hanhaozaipangbian，jishibuleyidao。
“好！”
rangrenmeixiangdaodeshi，chenfengjingranzhendeyikoudayinglexialai。
lejieneiqingderendouzhidao，qilaodebingqueshishiwanji，chenfengzhiqiansuoyan，zhongrenyedouyiweishishuodahua。
taxianzaihaobuyouyudayingdangzhongzhibing，daoshirangrenmobuqingxushile！
“jiushibuzhidaoqilaoyuanbuyuanyirangxiaoziyishi？”chenfengdingzheqilao，daizhexunwenzhiyi。
qitarendemuguang，yedoufenfenluozailezheiweilaorenshenshang。
“hao！jiranruci，wolaotouzijiushemingpeijunzi，jianshiyixianideshouduanshibushiruzuibaneimelihai！”
qilaoyeshixingqingzhongren，meiyouduojiayouyu，zhijiejiudayingle。
“qilao，wanwanbukea！”
“ba，ninbiechongdong，wanyichuleshizenmeban？”
“zheixiaozinianjiqingqing，nenghuishenmeyishu？yeyeninshentizungui，zenmenengrangtasuibianhulaini？”
……
gensuiqilaolaideneixierendajingshise，fenfenquanzuqilai。
“chenxiansheng，ni……nizheishizaiwanhuoa！”
qinyuyingmianrusihui，dezuileqilao，shiqinghaiyouhuixuandeyudi。ruguorenbeiyichuleshenmeshi，yiguanjiuchediwanle！
“wufang，xiaobingeryi！haiqingqinguniangbangmangnataoyinzhenguolai！”chenfengdanranziruodao。
“fengle！jianzhishifengle！haixiaobing……”
qinyuyingjihuxiangpokoudama，danhaishikuaisuququletaoyinzhen。
lingyibian，qilaozhiyibukengaibianzhuyi，meibanfa，yiguanderenzhihaotuilezhangbingchuangchulai。
xianchangzhong，hanhaozuiweigaoxing！
zaitakanlai，chenfengjueduihuishibai，qilaoshentiyidanchulewenti，neitayejiuchediwandanle！
jiexialai，yichangbeishouzhumueryouguguaidezhenzhi，zhijiezaidatingzhongkaishijinxing。
wushuhuanzhe，jiashu，yishengdoufenfenjizaisizhoujinxingweiguan。
kanzhetangzaibingchuangshanglvexianjinzhangdeqilao，chenfengdanxiaodao：“laoyezi，buyaoyoushenmexinlifudan，henkuaijiuhao！”
shuohuazhijian，taquchulianggenyinzhen，quzhiyidan。
yinzhendunshifenbiezhazaiqilaozhongfuliangce。
jinjiezhetashuangshoutanchu，yiyizhongqiguaidezishitongshiniezhuzhenwei，mengranyixuan。
嗡！
xiayike，yimomengmengbaiguangcongyinzhenshangfanqi。
zuowanzheixiedongzuo，chenfengyouquchuyigenyinzhen，zhazaileqilaodeyouxiaotuishang，jingshiyaoshuangguanqixia，tongshizhiliaotuibuwanji。
kanzhetaxingyunliushuidedongzuoyijiyinzhenshenqidebianhua，hanzhangfengdeliansebianlebian。
suoweixingjiayichushou，jiuzhiyoumeiyou，danpingdongzuokanlai，zheigenianqingrendegongdijueduibuzaitazhixia。
erqinyuyingzeyikexintidaolesangziyanshang，zhiqiuyeyenengjinkuaidaolai。
咳咳咳……
budaoyifenzhong，qilaokaishichuxianfanying，jieliankesoujisheng，funeiruelesanwutianban，buduanchuanlaizhenzhengugudexiangdong。
tuibushoushangdeweizhigengshiruqianwanyichongzailuanzhuan，qiyangwubi。
噗！
zhongyu，qilaorenbuzhu，tixiachuanlaiyishengyixiang，yizhanglianxiudetonghongyipian。
chenfengtaishoujiangyinzhenshouqi，kouzhongjieshidao：“zheishizhengchangfanying，jiexialailiangtianlaoshangjiujiaxingchengdefeiqiwuhuizhubupaichutinei，guohoujiumeishile！”
“sheizhidaonishuodezhenjia？wanyishibuliangfanyingni？”hanhaozaiyibianlengheng。
“keyiranglaoyezixiadishishi！”chenfengdanranziruo，youshiwukong。
qilaoyeziziranbuxiangxintineiwanjizheimejiandanjiuzhihaole。buguojingguozheisanzhen，taganjuehuxiqueshishunchanglexuduo，tuiyebiandeqingbianqilai。
beirenchanfuzhe，tacongbingchuangshangxialai，shitanzhezouleliangbu，youshenshouduizhejiushangbuweipaidalejixia，lianshangluchuyisifeiyisuosidebiaoqing。
“butengle！jingranbutengle！neizhongbingliangmamudeganjueyemeile，zhenshitaiqiguaile！”
“meineimeshenqiba？huibuhuizhishizanshide？”hanhaozhiyidao。
“nidongshenme？wozijideshentizijiqinengbuzhidao？zheizhongganjue，shiyiqianzhiliaoshicongweiyouguode！”
qilaozhengtuochanfu，yigerenyouxiangqianzoulejibu，zuihouzhijietingzhileyaoshen，xingdongzhijianzaiwurenhebubian。
“nimenruguobufangxindehua，keyiyongyiqijianchayixia！”chenfengzaipangbiantixingleyisheng。
huichuntangneiyiliaoqixieqiquan，jianchadaoyefangbian。
jingguoyixiliejiancha，jieguorangsuoyourendoujingdaile！
jiuchanleqilaodabanbeizidewanji，cikeyijingdangranwucun。
“juele！zhenshijuele！xiaoxiongdinianjiqingqing，xiangbudaojingranshishenyia！”
qilaolazhechenfengdeshou，manliandoushiganji，wanquanwanglezhiqianzhaomafandeshi。
“tajingranzuodaole？”qinyuyingananqialezijigeboyiba，yizhenjutongchuanlai，caiquedingzijibushizaizuomeng。
“hehe，tingrenaoa！”
qinlaobuzhiheshilaidaoleyiguan，shenbianhaigenzhelinwuye。
“yeye，nikesuanshilaile！”qinyuyingganjinzouguoqu，bachenfengdebiaoxianshuoleyibian。
“laoshishouduanlihaizheni！buranniyiweiyeyehuijiangyiguanzhuanshoua？”
qinlaochongnideroulerouqinyuyingdenaodai，suijigonghewenhouleqilaoyifan，zuihoumuguangkanxianghanzhangfeng。
“laohan，shiqingwodouzhidaole，woxiangrangnixianglaoshidaogeqian！”
“laoshi，niwentahanlaoshi？”hanzhangfengmeizaiyidaoqiandeshi，zhizhuyidaolelaoshizheigechenghu。
qinlaozaiyangjiangyiliaojiedaibiaozheshenme，takeshizhidaodeyiqingerchu。
xianzaizheigeyejielongtou，jingranwenyigewumingnianqingrenhanlaoshi，jianzhitailipule。
“meicuo！duiwoeryan，chenfengjiushiwodelaoshi！”
秦老一脸严肃。
“wozhidaonibufuqi，dengwogaosuniyuanyin，nijiumingbaiweishenmele！”
shuohuajian，qinlaojianghanzhangfengladaoleyipang。
erchenfengchenzhezheigejihui，duiqilaodao：“qilao，kanzaizheizhibingchujidefenshang，buzhidaonengfoubangxiaoziyigemang？”
“e？xiaoshenyiqingshuo，zhiyaowolaotouzinengzuodaode，juebutuici！”qilaoyezijiujiquchu，xinqingdahao，dangjiyingyun。
“houtian，woxiangjiejunlindashadingcengyiyong！”
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