doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《shayilihun，pochannvzongcaijiandaobao》zuijinzaiwangluoshangyinfayizhenzhuipengkuangchao，zhujiaoyanglunianxixiquanfenwushu，dajiaduidashen“zenganiu”dewenbichizanyutaidu，neirongxiangqing：jushuopaimingdiyideshilongyuanshengshou，yongyouguishenmocezhiyishu，chuanshuoshilikeyibaigushengrou。kexiweirenfeichangshenmi，jinsannianyidianxiao……
“砰砰！”
“什么！”
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“你快奖励我吧！”
“……”
bukanruerdeshengyinyuyingxianghenkuaidecongdianshipingmushangchuanlai，zheiyike，fangsuyunzhenggerenhunshenzhandou，taganjuezijidexianxuedouyaobeichouganle。
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“kao，kuiwoyizhijiangfangsuyundangnvshen，ganqingzheime**！”
“buxing，woyaoqucesuotuyixia。”
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woyaorangnimenzhidao，woyanglunengjinimende，jiunengzainahuilai！
“huangzhang，nige**！”
“啪！”
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“nigandawo！**！”
“啪！”
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“谁报的警！？”
“是我！”
“genwomenzouyitangba，haiyouhuangshaofang**，nimenyegenwomenyiqizouba！nimenshexianshahaitaren！”
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“yaogankuailikaizheibian！”
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“傻子，跟我走！”
jiuzaiyangluxiangzhejiexialaiyaoqunalideshihou，yigedaizhewendueryourouruandeshouzhang，zhijiezhuazhulezijideshouwan，taitouyikan，yigemoshengnvrenzhengzhanzaizijidemianqianshuodao。
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“你……”
“buyaofanshale，gankuaizouba！”
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“shazi，jiejiedainihuijiejiedejia。”
“好呀好呀。”
yanglunenggouganjuedaocongnianxixideshenshangmeiyouchajuedaoshenmeeyi，zhenghaozijixianzaixuyaoyigeanquandedifang，neimejiuguoquba。
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