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jintianshangguanweiweiguolai，yinggaibeigongquxi，qiuzhezijigenshangguanjituanhezuocaidui。
zheigebuzhidaocongnamaochulaidexiaozi，zhangzhenenghedianjiu，jiuganduizijiwuli。
“zhangzong，nibieshengqi，youshenmehuazanmendouhaoshangliang。”
shangguanweiweiyizheng，lianmangquandao，erhouyoukanxiangzhangfan。
“zhangfan，nizhenshiheduolejiu，zailuanshuohuanijiugunchuqu！”
zhangfanqueshiweiweiyaotou，xiaozheduishangguanweiweishuodao。
“laopo，niwanglewoshiganshenmedele？wokeshiyimingyishenga，youzenmehuinabingrendebingqingkaiwanxiaoni！”
shuozhe，zhangfanyoukanxiangliuhua，shangxiadaliangzheshuodao：“liuzong，wokeshihenrenzhende，ruguonibuxiangxindehua，jiuquyiyuanzuoyigejiancha，zuihaojianchayixiazijidexiati。erqie，zuihaozheijigeyue，doubuyaozaixingfangshi，burandehua，huihencande！”
“nizheigexiaowangbadan，zhaosi！”
liuhualianseyinchendefangfoyaodichushuilai，nushengdao。
“shangguanweiwei，zheixiaozijiaonilaopo？haoa，yuanlainimenshiliangkouzi，shejilaixiuruwoshibushi！”
yipangdenvmishuyeshizhanqishenlai，zhizheshangguanweiweinumadao：“nizheigejiannvren，yidingshixiangyaogouyinliuzong，faxianbucheng，jiuanzhongzhishinilaogonglaixiuruliuzong！”
“meicuo，nimenyebukankan，womenshishenmeren，sifangjituan，shinimennenggoudezuidema？”
助理也是怒声说道。
xianzaizheigeshihou，zhengshizailingdaomianqianbiaoxiandejihui，naliyoubumailidedaoli。
“liuzong，womeiyouzheigeyisi……”
“neinishishenmeyisi？zheigexiaozishinidelaogong，niweishenmeshuoshisiji？haikouchukuangyan，shuowoneigeyoubing，zheibushixiuru，shishenme？”
“haiyou，wohaoxinhaoyirangnimenguolai，bushirangnimenlaidihuiwode！”
liuhuazhijiedaduanleshangguanweiweidehua，genbenbujitajieshidejihui。
“xianzai，bieshuowobujinijihui，jintianwanshang，dao606fangjiandengwo，burandehua，bujinzheicidehezuozhongzhi，womensifangjituan，zaidonghaisuoyoudehezuoshang，douhuigennimenshangguanjituanzhongzhihezuo！gaizenmezuo，shangguanfuzong，nikanzhebanba！”
wenyan，shangguanweiweilengzhule。
fennu，quru，kongju，jinzhang……
yishijian，tadexinzhongchongmanlefuzadeqingxu。
zheiyangdewuliyaoqiu，ruhenengburangrengandaofennuhequru？
danshi，sifangjituankeshizaishengchengdouyoubuxiaomingqidedajituan，ruoshizhendekeyidayadehua，shangguanjituan，genbenmeiyoubandianhuolu。
cike，shangguanweiweizhijuedezheigeshijie，zenmehuirucihuian，renxinzenmehuirucidexiee！
tahunshenyidianliqidoutibuqilai。
zheixieniankuxinjingyingdeshangguanjituanpochan，zheijianzhibishaletahaiyaolingtakongju。
erjiuzaizheigeshihou，yizhiwennuandeshou，qingqingwozhuletadeshouzhang。
shangguanweiweixinzhongweiweiyizheng，taitoukandaoleyizhangguamanleyangguangxiaorongdemiankong。
“laopo，buyaopa，yiqieyouwozaini！”
张凡笑着说道。
shangguanweiweizhalezhayan，youxiechayidikanzhezhangfan，zhiganjue，xianzaidezhangfan，jingranjitayizhongshifenkekaodeganjue。
sannianle，zhangfanyizhiyilai，doushiyifuweiweinuonuo，busijinqudexingxiang，weiheturanhuijizijizheiyangyizhongganjue。
xianzaideshangguanweiwei，jiuxiangshizaijingtaohailangzhong，turanzhaodaoleyigebifenggang，xiayishididianlediantou。
“liuzong，youxiehuabuyaoshuodetaizao！burandehua，henrongyihouhuide！”
zhangfanzhuantoukanxiangliuhua，yanzhongdewenhexiaoyi，yiranbiandebingleng。
“haiganweixiewo？xiaozi，niyiweiwoshishuozhewande？”
liuhualengxiaozheshuodao，“youzhongnimenxianzaijiuzou，wobaozheng，buchusantian，nimenshangguanjituanjiumeiyoushengyikezuo！daoshihou，wodetiaojian，kejiubujinzhishiyiwanneimejiandanle！”
“很好！”
zhangfanlazheshangguanweiweideshou，zhanqishenlai，“neijiukankanwomensheihuihouhuiba！”
shuowan，zhangfanbuzaifeihua，zhijiedaizheshangguanweiweilikailebaoxiang。
“made，zhentemekuangwanga！yigedifangburuliudeqiye，jingranhaigangenwomensifangjituanjiaoban，laoziyidingyaorangtamenhouhui！”
meixiangdaozhangfanheshangguanweiweijingranzheimegancuidelikai，liuhuadelianse，yijingshinankandaolejidian。
“liuzong，bieshengqi，neilianggeshabibushihaodai，youtamenkudeshihou！”
“jiushi，liuzongzanmenhejiu，hebigenlianggeshabiyibanjianshi，wozheijiutongzhixiaqu，donghaishisheigangenshangguanjituanhezuo，likefengsha！yaobulejitian，tamenjiudeguizaininmianqianqiunin！”
“meicuoliuzong，daoshihouneishangguanweiweihaibushinindechuangshangwu？”
zhulihenvmishulianmanggongweidishuodao。
与此同时。
zhangfangenshangguanweiweiyijingdaolecheshang。
suiranmeiyoufashengshenmeshizhishangdeshi，danshibeiliuhuazuihouneiyifuchouedezuilianexinleyixia，shangguanweiweidexinqing，shifenzaogao。
zenmehuiyouzheimeexinderenni？
suirantahenkanzhongshangguanjituan，yuanyiweishangguanjituanfuchuhenduo，danshizheizhongexindejiaoyi，jiusuanshisi，tayebuhuiyuanyi。
“laopo，haizaishengqini？”
zhangfanwozheshangguanweiweideshou，xiaozheanweidao，“niyaoxiangxinnidelaogong，wokeshiyimingshenyi！”
“ai，suanleba，wohaibulejieni？zheijianshinibieguanle，wohuichulihaode！”
shangguanweiweibailezhangfanyiyan，zuoshanglejiashiwei，“nihejiule，wolaikaicheba！”
zhangfanzhanglezhangzui，lianshangluchuyimokuxiao。
haoma，zijidoutanpaile，laopojingrangenbenbuxiangxin。
zhangfanyebuzaijieshi，yinweitaxiangxinzijidepanduan。
pingjiezheshijiayishu，zhangfanxinzhongmingbai，zhangqideshenghuoyijingrangliuhuadeshentifuzhongbuyi，ruguomeiyouzhangfanweiqiyizhi，kongpamingbujiuyi。
zheiliuhuayijingbingrugaohuang！
tazaidengzhe，zheigeliuhuaqinzilaixiangzijipeizui！
……
mishujinlaijiliuhuanayifu，liuhuaweisuozheyanshen，dingzhemishuzhikan。
“jiuneigefeiwuhaiganzichengmingyi？baixialeneimepiaoliangdelaopole！”
liuhuakouzhongbaoyuan，yibamozhulemishudepigu。
“jiushijiushi，liuzongshentineimeqiangzhuang，tafenmingjiushijidu！”
shuowanshenqingwenlewenliuhua，bozhonghailiucunlemeicaomeiyin。
meiciliuhuachucha，douhuidingyijianzongtongtaofang。
zheiyiciyebuliwai，benshisanshiliangtingdetaojian，liuhuagennvmishuzaizhuwodongjinghenda，zhuzaiciwodezhuliyeshitingdexinyangyang，gancuipaodaozhuwomenkoutoutingqilai。
“zeze，liuzongmingjiushihaoa，zhiyaoyijuhua，yigegekanshangquqingchunzhijidemeinv，douhuizhudongtouhuaisongbao。”
zhulixiangdaozheili，xinzhongyouxiewanxi，“jintianneigeshangguanweiweizhenshigejipin，kexia，jingranbushihaodai，fouzexianzaitingdaode，yinggaijiushineigejipinmeinvdejiaoshengle！”
jiuzaitazaiwaimianhusiluanxiangdeshihou，turanyidaojianjiaoshengcongfangneichuanchu。
“啊……”
zhulitingdehunshenyigejiling，wokao，zheiyetaicijileba！
raner，tahaimeifanyingguolai，fangmenjiuturandakaile，yuanbenzhulijiukaozhementingshengyin，jieguofangmenturandakai，zhenggeshentishiqulepingheng，zhijieshuailejinqu。
yitaitou，jiukandaonvmishuyongchuangdanbaoguozheshenti，yilianjinghuangdiwangwaipao。
“这是什么情况？”
zhulishayanle，nandaoliuzongtailihai，xiaomishushoubulele？
buyinggaia，liuhuazheifangmiandenengnai，shenweizhulidetahenqingchu，nengzhichengshifenzhong，haishizaichiyaodeqiantixia。
zheicaijifenzhonga，kuzituodiaomei？
zhulibujinbumandizoujinlefangjian，yanqiandejingxiangrangtajingkongwanfen！
啊！！！
banye，shushuidezhangfanjiedaolemoshengdedianhua……
“zhangyisheng！liuzongtabuxingle！”
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