qingchenguangnianyixinidebichuchuangzuoleyibuchongmanjingxideduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo《shangyelianyinxiadexianhunhouai》，zhujiaomiaomiaoguhuaizhoudegushidiedangqifu，kourenxinxian。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqidutedeshijiaoheqiaomiaodexushishoufajiduzhedailailenanwangdeyuedutiyan。yuanbenxiangrangzhangjielaizuo，danshipopobufangxin，yeyaozaipangbianbangzhezuo，woyouzizhizhiming，bangbushangmang，zhinengzuoshafashangkandianshi，naqishouji，ji……。
第1章
diercicongyiyuanchulai，popoyijingbianlebiaoqing。
“nishishuo，nimendeshentidoumeiyouwenti，dannijiushihuaibuleyun？zhenshizhuangguile！”
wokanlepangbiandeguhuaizhouyiyan，talengdanpiezhemei，yifubuxiangkaikoudeyangzi。
woanweishuo：“ma，zaidengdengba，yexushiyuanfenweidao？”
neixinbuzhifanleduoshaogebaiyan。
jiehunliangnian，nierzigenbenmeipengguowohaobuhao？
yaozhennenghuaiyuncaizhendezhuangguile。
popokebuguan，nazhebaogaodanjiuyaowangbingfangliquzhaochenyisheng，wolianmanglazhuta，quandao：“ma！yishengyijingjianchahenduobianle，yeshuoqingchule，jiushihuaibushangma，zaishuo，huaizhoutahaimangzhequgongsi！”
wojipangbiandegaolengnanshenshilegeyanse。
dage，kaikoushuoyijuhuaya！
guhuaizhoudaizhenongnongdeguzaobadaozongcaiweierdekouqi：“ma，gongsihaidengzhewohuiqukaihui，nijiubienaole！”
popojiangduiwodezhuyilichenggongzhuanyidaoletadebaobeierzishang，yihuoshuo：“erzi，nishibushi......”
xietianxiedi，wodiyicikandaoguhuaizhoubunengfazuoyouyaoyaqiechi，：“ma！ninbieluancaixingbuxing!worangxiaolisongnimenhuiqu！”
woqiuzhibude，yefuhezheshuo：“shiama，xianhuiquba，xingxumingtianjiuhuaileni。”
yanjianguhuaizhoudeshoujiyizhizaixiang，popoaobuguowomenliangge，zhidexianshangche，wojinsuiqihou，yilingquebeirenjiuzhu，
我回头：“？”
ge，sheijiaonizheimejiaozhuyigenvshengde？
真的很没面子！
xiangzhemeiyuekalideyue，womanmianchunfengdehuitou：“zenmele，laogong？”
tasongleshou，xiangshiyinrenzheshenme，yibenzhengjingdeshuo：“jintianwanshang......dengwohuijiachifan。‘
“shenme？nibujiabanma？”wotuokouerchu，shuowancaizhidaozijishiyan......
guoran，talianseyibian，popolimatieshanglaixiaodao：“haoahaoa，jinwanzaodianhuilai，woyequnimenjia，bangzhemiaomiaozuofan！”
不要啊！
woxinlizhidigu，jintianshixingqisi，wozaojiuyuehaolejiemeichuquguangjiechangk，zuizhongyaodeshi，woxihuandeneinanmojintiancaiyingye！yizhouyici！jihuinande！
zaobuchi，wanbuchi，zenmepianpianjiuxuanzejintianhuijiachifan？
nandaozhenbeimadehua**dao，zhenyaozhengmingzijixingbuxingba？
我打了一个冷颤。
guhuaizhouchuangshangdeyangziwohaizhenmeijianguo。
wufaxiangxiang，zheiyangyizhangbingkuailian，rangrende**zhenshiranbuqilaia......
buguoxinlisuiranzheiyangxiang，wohaishidezhuangzuoyigexianliangqizideyangzi：“wodeyisishishuo，woshenmedoumeizhunbei。”
“suibianzuodianba。”tadandanshuodao，jiwoguanshangchemen。
xiangzhepopohaizaipangbian，wobuhaojujue。
zhidexiaomimideduizheguhuaizhoushuo：“haoe，laogong，zaodianhuilai。”
好假！
wozhenyaojizijibangeaosikayinghoujiang，biaomiangongfuzuodezuzude。
liangnianqian，guhuaizhoubawoqujinmen，wanquanshiwobaweileshangyelianyin，guhuaizhouyeshiweileyingfutama，zaidezhiwomenhaishidaxuetongxue，yipaijihe，congcongjielehunhou，tamangtadeshiye，womangwodehuatianjiudi，bicigebudarao，zheiriziyeshiguodefengshengshuiqi。
tazicongjielehunhou，huijiadecishuquzhikeshu，woyeledeqingjing，jingchangzaijialiheguimimenkaiparty，zenmeshuangzenmelai！
tajingrantichuyaozhudonghuijiachifan？
xianranpopobiwogengxingfen，jiaoxiaolibawomensongdaochaoshi，woshuozhaorenqumaijiuxing，tabutongyi，feiyaoqinziqutiao，zaimaiwancaizhihou，tayoujiaoxiaolikaichequyaodian，wodingzhetashenshenmimidejinquyouchulai，wendao：“ma，nishentibushufuma？”
tashenshenmimidesaijiwoyigepingzi，“haiyao**xin，zhenshi！”
wobuzhisuoyi，naqipingziyikan：“xidineifei，zhiliaoboqigongneng......”
womengdibizui，popoyilianhentiebuchenggangdepiantoukanzhechuangwai，xiaolishentizuodetiezheng，buchuyiwaidehua，tayinggaishitingdaolezijilaobandebaozhaxiaoxi。
buzhidaoguhuaizhouzhidaozheijianshi，liansehuiqingdaoshenmechengdu。
woneixinkuangxiao，danshenweiguhuaizhoudemingyishangdexifu，wohaishideweitazhaohuimianzi：“ma。tayinggaibuxuyaoyongzheizhongdongxi......”
popoyuzhongxinzhangdekanzhewoshuo：“nimenjiehunhou，wojiuyizhixiangbaosunzi，liangnianle！miaomiao，nizhidaowaimiandouzenmechuanwomenjiama？nimennianqingbuyaomianzi，wonianjidalianpibo，tingbudewairendexianyansuiyu！”
“nibuyongguantamen，kenengzhenshishijiweidao，nikanhuaizhougongzuoneimemang，woyaoshihuaiyuntabushiyaoliangtoupao。”
“buxuyao，wohuizhaoguhaoni。”
wozhidaoshenmehuadouquanbuhuitale，zhinengshouxiazheigetangshoudedongxi，yilian“shenmingdayi”deyangzi。
yuanbenxiangrangzhangjielaizuo，danshipopobufangxin，yeyaozaipangbianbangzhezuo，woyouzizhizhiming，bangbushangmang，zhinengzuoshafashangkandianshi，naqishouji，jitaotaofalexiaoxi：“jinwanwobuqule。”
taotaolikemiaohui：“liyou。”
“guhuaizhouyaohuijiachifan。”
“？？”
neibiantingdunleyihuier：“womeijicuodehua，chunjieyijingguoledabannianleba？”
“jintianyouquyiyuanzuolejiancha，tamashuotabuxing。”
neibianfalaijigezhadanbiaoqingbao，liaotianjiemianshangyipianwuyanzhangqi。
“他妈要笑死我！”
我打出一排省略号。
jitafaquneipingyaodezhaopian。
buchusuoliao，taotaodaleyigedianhualai，
xinghaomeikaikuoyin，burantaneixiaoshengnengxianfanwojiabieshuwuding。
“bushiba！nimazhenyoumo！nayourenhuizheiyangxiangzijierzia，hahahaha......”
“fanzhengshijiuzheimegeshi，wojinwanchubulai，keliana，wojianbudaoneigenanmole！”
tianzhidaowomeizhousijianbudaoneigexiaonanmoxinlijiuzhiyangyang。
wokanlechufangyiyan，xiaoshengshuo：“nitiwoduokanjiyan，gentashuojiexiazhouzaiqujianta！”
taotaoxiaodekaihuai：“jiejie~jianbudaoniwohuishangxinde~”
“xijing，wobushuole，wolaogongkuaihuilaile~”
woxuezhetadeyangzi，gualedianhua。
guhuaizhouzaiwanfanwanchengzhiqianzhunshihuidaolejia，tayijinmen，wotiaoqilaijiubianjieguotadeyifu，biantitiedewenta：“laogong，mangleyitian，henleiba？jintianzuolenizuiaichidehuangmenji，pei，laziji......”
henmingxian，guhuaizhouyeleyixia，chuizheyankanzhewo，dandandeshuo：“wobuxihuanchilaziji。”
wozuibinaozikuai，neihaoxiangshiwoxihuanchide，zaishuo，guhuaizhouyizhibuchilade。
天哪！
wozenmehuijidetabuchilade？
鬼迷心窍！
wodoubuzhidaoxiaonanmoxihuanchishenme，buxihuanchishenmeni！
tazhijiejinlexishoujianxishou，haozaipopobingweitingdaowomendeduihua，tazhaohuzhezhangjieduanshanglaizuihouyidaogengtang，bianxiaomimikanzhewomen，zheiranggangzuoxiadewozongyouzhongbuhaodeyugan。
guhuaizhouyijingzuoxialai，yifuzhengjingweizuodeyangzi。
wojitatiaoleyigejiding：“laogong，niduochidian，zuijinhaoxiangdoushoule。”
guhuaizhoudekuaizitingdunleyishun，haishitiaozhechile。
诶哟，这么敬业。
tabushiyoujiepima，bierenpengguodedongxiyilvbupeng。
我内心暗暗佩服。
popokaikoule：“miaomiaoa，jinwanmajiuzhuzheierlea！nimenbujieyiba？”！
妈你这是要干嘛啊！
zheimeyiting，wozenmeganjueniyaoqiangersuonanni！
yushiwogumozheshuodao：“dangran…ke…yi…a”,bianjiguhuaizhoushiyanse。
zheigenanrenyanshendoumeijiwoyige。
guhuaizhoushuodao：“ma，nixiangzhujiuzhu。”
“gongsizenmeyanga？”popokaikouwendao。
guhuaizhou：“haikeyi。”
popoyuzhongxinzhangdeshuo：“yigenanren，shiyeguranzhongyao，jiatingyeyaojiangua，nikankannimenjiehundouliangnianle，zenmehaimeiyouhuaiyundejixiangni？”taheleyikoushui，jixudao：“gennimenyiqijiehundeneigechenxi，caiguoyigeyue，renjiajiuhuaile！”
wochadianyikoufanpenchulai。
chenxijiehunqianjiuhuaishangle，tagenbenjiushiweilehaizicaijiedeneigehun！
“aiyonimenshimeijianzhe，shangciwochuquguangjie，jiukanjiantadaizhexiaohaichulaiwanni，neixiaomoyang......”
popoyikaikoujiutaotaobujue，wotoutoumomokanshouji，taotaofalaiyitiaoyuyin，wobenxiangzhanganzhuanwenzi，tamademeidiandong，zhijiebofangle，gengyaomingdeshikuoyina！。
ruguozhishitaotaojiandandewenhoudaoyebale......
fangchulaidequeshixiaonanmotiantianninideshengyin：“jiejie~nizheizhouzenmebulaiya~”
**！
nizheibushiyaojiejiedemingma？
**！
fanzhuoshangyuanbenhaiyouqingxikewendewankuaipengzhuangsheng，
xianzaishiquanshijiediaochenglejingyin，lingtingyiweimiaolingnvzipofangdeshengyin。
wotingjianzijidexintiaosheng，
砰…砰…砰！
wonengganjuedaoguhuaizhoufangxiakuaizi，haicheleyizhangzhijin，zuihouduipoposhuo：“wochibaole。nimenmanmanchi。”
ranhoujiugaizhanqilaishuo：“wohaiyoushi，jiuxianzoule。”
可是他没有，
他没有动！
wotingjianpopowenwo：“miaomiao，shisheiya？”
冲我来的！
woshouqishouji，gangayoubushiyouyadetaitou：“haha......ma，jiushiyigepengyoukaiwanxiaoni，tazheigeren，zuibuzhengjingle！”
popokanlewoyiyan：“duige，buyaogenbuzhengjingderenwanzaiyiqi，wokannizheipengyou，”tazalezashe：“tingxinggande！”
woxiaobuchulai，popozheishiguaizhewanmani。
“jiuyiputongpengyou，poponifangxin，woyebutaixihuanzheimebuzhengjingderen。”
guhuaizhouturanchaleyiju：“nagepengyou？”
guzong！ni！jin！tian！zenmezheimeguanxinwodewaijiaole？
woxiaomimidezhuantou，duishangtaneishuangshensuizhedaiyoutanjiudeyanjing：“tajiaotaotao。”
“tao......tao？”tayiziyijudewen。
wohuitoubalazhefan，jiazhuanglengjing：“dui，taotao。”
buyihuier，tajuqishouji，wenwo：“shizheigetaotaoma？”
woxiaozheyoubatouzhuanhuiqu，xiaorongquelimajiangyingzailianshang。
不是吧老天！
ruguoniyaowodeming，jinguanrangyincaodifudeheibaishuangshalaiqujiushile。
rangwozaizheigenanrenmianqianyanmianjinshisuanshenme！
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栏目：言情
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