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“shenme！”zhukekeshenziyidou，liangbian**deliandanbeixunsuranhong，jingedekanxiangxuxianzi。
许仙子傻眼。
pangziliangjinzhongjirengengshimianmianxiangqu，ganjueyouqu，jiexialaikendingshiyouhaoxikanle。
“xuxianzi，meixiangdaonizheimebeibi**。”zhukekeqingqingyaotou，yishihaotongku，“woyiqianzhenshikancuonile。”
xuxianzifanyingguolai，jishuo：“xiaoxiannv，tajiujinggennishuoleshenme，nibuyaobeitapianle。”
朱可可看叶缺。
yequepushangqian，yiquanzouzaixuxianzizuishang。
“a~”xuxianzitongjiaosheng，daoshuaizaidi，shuangshoumangwuzhezui，tazuiliqueyetuchuyikoudaizhehaojikesuiyadexueshui。
yequezhizhetabizidao：“yihouzaigandakekejiezhuyi，wojiujianniyicidaniyici！”
“wuwu~”xuxianzihaixiangfanbo，kezuitongdeyishifabuchushengyin。
zhukekejianyequerucijidong，dangxiagengxiangxintadehua，shangqian，dao：“xianzi，yequelaodigangcaishuo，nixiangrangtatouwodeneiyixiaoku，ranhougennihuanqian，shibushizhende？”
pangziliangjinzhongjirentinglezheihua，fenfenkanxiangyeque，ranhouyefenfenbupingkanzhexuxianzi。
xuxianzimangyaoyaotou，wuwutongjiao。
pangzishangqianyibu，zhizhetabizidao：“haonigeniangniangqiang，yuanlainibanchengtaijian，shiweilefangbianjiejinkekejie，ranhouhaolaidatazhuyi！”
“zouta！”pangbian，yinantongshicuicu。
“womeiyou......”xuxianzijidetonghan。
zhukekejidongshuo：“niyaobushizheimeshuo，woyequelaodiweishenmehuidani？”
“wowo......”xuxianzizuishangjutong，naodaikongbai，yishijingyoudiandabushanghualai。
“shuobuchulaileba。”pangzinujiao。
“wowo~”xuxianzicongdishangzhengzhaqilai，shangqianshuo：“xiaoxiannv，nitingwoshuo......”
“bizui！”zhukekeyixiahoutingtahua。
xuxianzishenziyileng，zheihaishitayuzhukekexiangchuzheimezhangshijian，tadiyicizheiyanghouta。
xuxianzidengxiangyeque，yansedula。
zhukekedixialian，qingqingyaotou，wulidao：“nizouba，wozaiyebuxiangjiandaoni！”
xuxianzijijiao:“xiaoxiannv......”
“buyaojiaowo！”zhukekehouduantahua，shuangyannuhongkanta，“congxianzaiqi，wogennibushu！”tazhuanshen，congcongzoudaoyequenei。
xuxianzishenziyidou，xianxieyaodao。
zhukekeliangzhixiaoshou，baozheyequeyizhigebo，“laodi，wo......duibuqi。”takanzheta，xinliyishihenshigandong。
yuanlaitashiweilezijicaifazheimedadehuo，erzijijingranhaifanguolaizeguaita。
jianjushiyiding，yequexintoudashuang，nixiaozigenwodou，nihainen！
他转身走。
“laodi~”zhukekehuangjiaosheng，mangzhuishangqu，“laodi，nijiubieshengqile，jieyebuzhidaozheixuxianzishizheizhongbiaolibuyideren。”
yequehuidaosijiduibangongdating。
zhukekelimaqupaolebeicha，duandaoyequeshoushang，yangqiudao：“laodi，nijiubieshengqile，weilejinibuchang，jiejinwanqiunichidacanhaobuhao？”
“haoba。”yequetankouqi，guyizuochushihuaideyangzi。
“xiexielaodi，laodikuaihecha。”zhukekemangfutazuozaishafashang，shuangshouzaitayitiaodatuishang，youchuiyouanqilai。
pangzijirenhuilai，kandaozheimu，yigegeduiyequegengshixianmujiduhen。
genzhepangzitamenjinlaide，haiyouzhangyangduizhang。
xiangdaozuowanneidunfan，zhijiechiletaliangwanba，tebieshineipingtabankoudoumeihedehongjiu，jingyaojiayiwanyi，zhangyangcishikanzheyeque，qideyayangyangde。
“duizhang~”jianzhangyangduizhangshangqianlai，zhukekemangcongyequeshenbianqilai，gongjiao。
zhangyangduizhangwushizhukeke，yaxianuhuo，shangqianchongyequegongdao：“yeshao，zongcaishiyidiansanshifenyaochuche，woxianzaigennishuoyisheng，niyaojidezhunshibachekaidaohoucheweiqu。”
yequediantou，queyehaoqi，zongcaineigeshihouchucheyaoganma，nanbuchengshiyuewopeitaquchiwufan？
xiangqizuowanzijizhiliaotashenziyimu，yequebuyoushentiyire，yanyankoushui。
“duizhang。”jianzhangyangduizhangyaozouruduizhangbangongshiliqu，yequecongshafashangqilaijiao。
zhangyangzijuerebuqita，shangqianpeixiaodao：“yeshao，youshenmeshi？”
“fanzhengxianzaishijianhaizao，wochuquyitangyoumeiwenti？”yequehelekoucha，manyouyoudedao。
ruoshisijiduiqitaduiyuan，zheizhongtaiduduiziji，zhangyangduizhangfeihenhenxunchitayidunbuke，danyishimianduiyeque，tayingshibuganfazuo，xiaodao：“yeshao，jiushibuzhidaozongcaihuibuhuigaibianchuchexingcheng，ruguobugaibiandehua，nizhiyaozaitachucheqianganhuilai，jiumeiwenti。”
yequeshuo：“tayaoshigaibianxingcheng，bushihuitiqianshuo？”
张扬队长点头。
“neinijiuzhijiejiwodianhuahaole。”yequefangxiachabei，zhuanshenzou。
zhangyangduizhangyuzhukeke、pangzidengrenmusongtaliqu。
nengbashangbanshangchengzheigeyangzi，chuleyequeyemeisheile。
pangzijiweinantongshidangxiachongbaizhiji。
zhukekeyishuangfengyanzhong，gengshishanguomouzhongfuzaqingsu。
zhiyouzhangyangduizhangqideyaoyaqiechi，queyouwukenaihe。
yequechulegongsi，lanleyibuchuzuche，shangchequ。
shidianshiwufen，chuzuchetingzaixihushanbieshujingqudeshoulouchu。
yequexialeche，chaozheixiaoshouchudamen，zhijiezouru。
litouhaojizhangxiaoyuanzhuopang，douweizuozhexizhuanggelvdeshoulounannv，yunannvlaoshaodekehu，tamenreqingjiaotanzhe。
yequezaitinglizhuanleyiquan，kankanbieshumoxing，youkankanxuanchuandan，kelengshimeirenlaizhaodaita。
jiuzaizheishi，waimianchuanlaiqiangliedechaopaohongmingsheng。
jingenzhe，yimingfuerdaimoyangdenanzijinlai。
yichanei，sanmingshoulounvzhengxianqianghouweileguoqu，youshidicha，youshiqingtazuoxia，bietiyouduoreqing。
yequeyiweizheifuerdaishichangke，huoshimingrenzhilei，sheizhitamenzheishixunwentaguixing，baimingleshiburenshirenjia。
madan，nanbuchengzuozhechuzuchelai，jiuliyingshoudaozheizhongdaiyu？
youguoleyihui，jianhaishimeirenzhaodaiziji，yequegancuizhuanshenzou。
zheimaibieshudeyebuzhizheiyijiaba，tajiubuxin，biededifangyeshizheizhongtaiduduiziji。
“xiansheng，qingdengyixia。”yijinvshengchuanleguolai。
yequeshenziyidun，jiujianyidaobaisedexiaoqianying，mangpaodaozijishenqian。
yequeyanqianyiliang，zhijianzheinvshengyitouxieliuhai，liandanyoudianpanghuhude，weituozhiqi，youdianxiangxiaolongnv。
xuebaishanyi，heisekaidangqixiqun，shenzixianxiu，jirenganjuehenqingxinhenqinqie。
yequegangcaiyezhuyidaozheinv，zheixiaolongnvzuozaizuilitoudeyizhangxiaoyuanzhuopang，duizhexunwenbieshudeyiqunnannvlaoshaohenrenzhendezuoda。
“xiansheng，ninhao，gangcaibuhaoyisi，daimanninle。”xiaolongnvmangxiangyequedilaiyibeirecha。
yequejiantaruci，ganggangbeirenlengluodexinqing，yeshaohaoyidian。
xiaolongnvxiaoshuo：“wojiaohuangyuzhu，shizheilidexiaoshouguwen，xiansheng，qingwenninguixing，ninshilaikanfangma？”
yequexiaoshuo：“bukanfang，lainizheiliganshenme？nizheiliyoufanchima？”
“duibuqi！”huangyuzhuqianyidao：“xiansheng，ninyaoshibuxianqidehua，wozhongwuqingninchibaozifan？”
yequejiantachengyimanman，erqieganggangruobushitahenmang，yexutayebuhuilengluoziji，zheicaibuzaiweinanta，dao：“woxiangmaidongbieshu，zuihaokeyilimaruzhuneizhong。”
“先生，您贵姓？”
“叶缺。”
“yexiansheng。”huangyuzhuweixiaowen：“ningangcaimoxingkanlema，youmeixihuande？”
“wodouxihuan，buguo，woxiangqukankanzhenshidebieshulou，youmeiwenti？”
“dangranmeiwenti，xiansheng，ninshaodeng。”huangyuzhuhuidaobangongting，mashangshoushangnazheyidachuanyaochi，xiaopaochulai。
jiantazheimezhejiziji，yequexinlihenmanyi，zheicaixiangzuoxiaoshouyingyoudeyangzima。
huangyuzhujiangyequedaishangyibubentianche。
shifenzhonghou，chezitingzaiyizuodulimentingdebieshuqian。
zuozaifujiashizuoweideyequezhijieyaotou，“buyongxiachele，zheibieshutaixiaole，kanqilaixiaoqi。”
jieleanquandai，zhengxiangtuimenxiachedehuangyuzhu，tingzhidongzuo，kantaxiaowen：“yexiansheng，neiniyaoduodade？”
“越大越好。”
huangyuzhuyanzhongshanguoyisiyiyang，zheibieshuyueda，zheijiagejiuyuegao，kewulunshiyequedeqizhi，haishizhuangbanlaikan，doubuxiangshimingmenguizuzhihouya。
“yexiansheng，qingshaodengpianke。”huangyuzhubachekaichuqu。
piankehou，yizuozhandimianjijiguangdebieshuqian。
huangyuzhutingxiache，kanyeque。
“zheihaichabuduo。”yequetuimenxiache。
henkuai，tayoushangleche，“qitayiqiedoumanyi，zhishicaisancenglou，xiandebugougaodaqipai。”
huangyuzhucuqixiumei，“yexiansheng，womenzheihaiyouyidongchaojidabieshushiliucengloude，nixiangkanma，buguojiage......”
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