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wangguilandewujie，rangyefengyichangnanshou。
taxianzaiweiyinengzuode，jiushihuidaofangjian，momodetianshizheshangkou。
yigerendekebanyinxiang，shimeiyouneimerongyigaibiande，tafashi，congjintianqiyidingyaonulidezhengmingziji。
第二天一大早。
jintianshizonggongsikailihuiderizi。
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julizonggongsi500mizuoyoudeshihou，yefengtingxialeche，duizhehouzuodecaiyunruodao：“quba，wozaizheilidengnixiaban。”
caiyunruoyouyuleyixia，fangfoxiadinglejuexin，dao：“buyongle，zhijiebachekaidaogongsilouxiaba。”
yefengdiandiantou，liangfenzhonghou，cheyijingkaidaolegongsilouxia，caiyunruomianwubiaoqingdelianmangjinledianti。
zheiyimuganghaobeigongsideyuangongkandaoqingqingchuchu，dunshiyinfawushudeyilun。
“yi，neibushicaizongma，tazenmezuozhediandongchelaigongsi，neigenandesheiya？”
“nibuzhidaoba，neishitalaogong，tianlanchengyoumingdefeiwuzhuixu。”
“e，wozhidaole，tingshuotamenjiehunneitian，haishangletianlanribao，biaotihaoxiangjiao……tianlanchengdiyimeinvzongcaijiajibuzhimingfeiwu……”
“e，haoxiangjiaoyefengba,guoranmingbuxuchuan，buguo……tazenmelianyiliangxiangyangdeqichedoumaibuqi……”
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zheixieyuangongziranbugandangzhecaiyunruodemianyilun，keshizhengzhunbeilikaideyefengquetingdeyiqingerchu。
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meixiangdao，zaizheixierenyanli，quebatadingyiweifeiwu，guaibudecaiyunruomeicidouburangtadaogongsilouxia。
叶枫苦笑一声。
caiyunruonazhehouhoudeyiyuanhetong，zoujinzonggongsihuiyishi。
tazaicaijiadiweidixia，youshigenvzi，suoyiyixiangbuzhaorendaijian。
suoyitajinlailiangehuanyingderendoumeiyou，yemeiyourenguanxintashoulinadeshishenme。
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caiyunhushuowan，taixiaxiangqilereliedezhangsheng。
caijiazhishiyigeerliujiazu，nengtanchengsanjiaxiaoxingyiyuanjiuyijinghenburongyile，tingshuocaiyunhuweigongsizuochulezheimedadegongxian，gegeshenqingjiang。
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laotaitaiweixiaodediandiantou：“yunhu，nizuodebucuo。”
caiyunhuganshouzhezhongrenduizijidezanmei，xinzhonganzideyi，xinxiangzheixiazijizaijiazudediweijiugengjiabukedongyaole。
kezhuanyankanjiancaiyunruozuozaijiaoluochenmobuyu，yidianyebunazijidanghuishi，dunshiqibudayichulai。
tanandaobuyinggaiweizijijintiansuoqudedechengjiuyaoqinahanma？zheijiannvren。
yuexiangyueqi，bianrenbuzhuchaofengdao：“keshiyouxieren，zhangzhezijishicaijiadixi，zhanzhezongjinglideweizi，yishiwucheng，haizaijialiyangleyigefeiwulaogong。”
caiyunhudeyijuhua，dunshiyinqilewaiqideqianglierentong，tamenzheixiewaiqi，zhinagongzi，zaigongsijiuxiangdangyuyigedagongzi。
“shia，dagongziweigongsiouxinlixue，keyouxierenquezhanzhemaokengbulashi。”
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yankansuoyourendoufuhezijidehua，caiyunhugengjiadeyiwangxingle。
yipaizhuozi，zhanqilaidashengdao：“shuolejiushini，caiyunruo，nibieyiweijintiandangsuotouwuguijiunengduoguoqu！”
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laotaitaizuozaineiliyiyanbufa，mingxianjiushipiantancaiyunhu。
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“zheikeshinishuode，wokemeibini！”caiyunruodao。
caiyunhupaizhexiongtangbaozheng：“woyaoshishuohuabusuanshu，jiushiwuguiwangbadan。”
“好！”
caiyunruoshuowan，yixiazizhanleqilai，yibabahouhoudehetongshuaizhezhuozishang。
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lianmangrangzhulibalaohuajingnachulaiyaohaohaokankan。
caijiaqinqijitiyaotoubiaoshibuyuanxiangxin。
这一定是假的。
hualongyiyuandexiangmu，caijiahenduorendouqutanguo，kewuyiliwaipengbiergui。
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caiyunhuchaofengdao：“caiyunruo，nikebiechuiniubile，sheibuzhidaoniqiujiangaomingduocidoubeijujue。”
caiyunruoyancizaozao：“zheibenhetongshang，keshigaomingqinbiqianming，haiyouhualongyiyuandegongzhang，nibuhuishiyanxiaba。”
kendingdehuayurangcaiyunhuxinliyizhan，taxianzaiyebuquedingcaiyunruoshuodeshibushizhendele。
caiyunhulenghengyisheng，qiangzhuangzhendingdao：“sheibuzhidaoniyijiarenyounongxuzuojiadechuantong？shangcinifeiwulaogongbushinazhejiafeicuiqipiannainaima？sheiganbaozhengnibuhuixueneigefeiwu，hehe！”
zheihuayichukou，caijiaqinqidunshizaodongqilai，douyongyizhongedudeyanshenkanzhecaiyunruo。
“caiyunruo，nijurangangaojiahetongqipiandajia！”
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yizhenzhenedudeyanyuxiangbuyaoqiansidepozailecaiyunruodelianshang。
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蔡家众人齐声附和。
“bucuo，heneigefeiwuzhuixuyiyang，shigenaocan。”
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“dui，womencaijiabuhuanyingnizheizhongpianrenjing！gunchuqu！”
“滚出蔡家！”
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