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xianqianzaiketingshuoyaorangchenjinkebanverjieshaojitarenshi，wanquanshijiangfengsuikouhushuobadao，meixiangdaochenjinkejingrandangzhenle。
kanzhechenjinkedilaidedianhuahaoma，jiangfengmolemobizi：“neisha，xiaciba！”
diuxiazheijurangchenjinkexiongzhongnuhuoshengtengdehua，jiangfengjiaodimoyou，yiliuyanchulechenjiadamen，kaiwanxiao，xianzaitahaiyouqimenqinshi，yimendouhaimeituidiao，zaiduoyimen。
zheiyaoshirangqiweishifuzhidao，daoshitahaobuhuaiyizijihuituocengpi。
gangchulechenjiadamen，jiuzaijiangfengzhunbeidachedeshihou，dianhuaxiangqi，yikanjingranshidingshanshandalaide，xinzhongcaicezheshibushidingzhenneilaotoueryouweixianle，jietongledianhua。
dianhuajietong，dingshanshandeshengyincongdianhualichuanlechulai。
“jiangfeng，nizaineier？”
jiangfengxiaolexiao：“zenme？zheijiuxiangwole？”
“jiangfeng，youbenshinihuilaigenwoshuo！”dingshanshantinglejiangfengdehua，likezhamao。
“zenme？youxiangbeiwodaxiaopipile？”
xiangzhehedingshanshanzaihjituanbangongshi，dazhedingshanshan**，jiangfengxinzhongyidang，xiayishidetiqilezaoqiandeshiqing。
“江峰！”
tinglejiangfengdezheijuhua，dingshanshanlikeshizhanchuleshihougong。
cubujifangzhixia，jiangfengdeerduobeidianhualichuanchudeshengyincideshengteng。
jiandingshanshanfanu，jiangfengjianhaojiushou，zhuanyihuatidao：“zenmele？youshenmeshima？”
dianhualingyitou，dingshanshanshenxilejikouqi，yayizhuxinzhongdenuhuo：“womarangniguolaichifan，nibushiganglaijiangchengma？jiexialaijiuzhuzaiwojiale！”
tingdingshanshansuoshuo，jiangfengxiaodao：“womashanghuilai！”
gualedianhuahou，jiangfengdaleyiliangche，bangexiaoshihou，daoledingshanshanhebiwenruodezhuchu。
ketingfanzhuo，biwenruonongleyizhuozijiachangcai。
chiguofanhou，dingshanshanlingzhejiangfengkanleyixiawoshi，jiuzhunbeiquyiyuankandingzhenlaoyezi，kejiuzaitamenzhunbeichumendeshihou，yiqunbusuzhikechuxianzailedingshanshandejiali。
“shanshan，congjintiankaishi，nihaishilikaigongsiba！”
shuzhedabeitou，shenchuanbitingxizhuangdenanrennachuyizhangzhi，fangzaidingshanshandemianqian。
zhishangshihjituanmouxierenduiyudingshanshandezhikong。
kanzhemianqiandezhizhang，dingshanshanlianseyibai：“dingyin，gongsidekuikongwozhengzaixiangbanfa，dongshihuijiuzheimezhejiganwozou？”
“xiangbanfa？”dingyinheheyixiao，kanxiangyipangyitongqianlaidezhongnianren：“jinhuayinxingzhaoxingzhangdouyijinglaile，nijuedeniyoushenmebanfakexiang？”
“dongshihuigannizou？dingshanshan，ruobushizuijincaizhengbudedonglilizhi，nihaixiangmanduojiu？”
zaidingyindeshengyinluoxiahou，yipangdezhongnianrenyekaikoule：“dingzong，wozheicilai，jiushixianggaosuni，kongpazheicibunengjiedainile，zhiyuqianmianjiedaideyiqianwan，haiwangdingzongnenggoujinkuaihaishang，zuijinwomenyinxingyechuxianleyixiewenti。”
“dingshanshan，woquannihaishikanqingxianshi，zuoweinideshushu，woyeshiweinikaolv，cailaitiqiantongzhini，yaoshidengdaomingtiandongshihui，kongpadaoshijiubushigenizhineimejiandanle。”dingyinsixiaofeixiaodekanzhedingshanshan。
dingyinshidingzhendeerfurenwangyaodeerzi。
benlaizaiqunian，dingyinhemuqinwangyaoyiweitamenkeyicongdingzhendeshouzhongfendaoyixiegongsideshiquan，kemeixiangdao，zuihoutahemuqinwangyao，bandianerhaochudoumeidedao。
gongsishiquan，fanerluozailedingshanshandeshouzhong。
zheirangtahewangyaoduiyudingshanshanjiduzenghen，zheiyinianduoshijianli，dingyinyizhizaizhaodingshanshandepilou，keshizhongzhuabudaobandianerbudui，jiuzaiqianbujiu，tadedaoleyigegaorendezhidian，chenggongdejidingshanshanxialeyigetao。
rujinzheigejuzhongyushengxiao。
kanzheyanqiandeshaonv，tadexinzhonglekailehua。
dingzhenrujinnianshiyigao，jiusuanzheicizaiyiyuansilitaosheng，kongpayehennanzhuchigongsidaju，zhiyaodingshanshanyidao，yitaheneigeshenmirendeshouduan，zhenggehjituanjiangchengweitadenangzhongzhiwu。
“zheiyangshuo，wohaidexieshushule？”dingshanshanchenmolepianke，xiaolexiao，suiranbuzhidaoweishenmegongsideshiqingbianchengzheiyang，dantapingjiezhechusedeshangchangzhijue，tayinyinxiudaoleyisiyinmoudeweidao。
“nishiwodezhinv，zheishiwoyinggaizuode！”
丁引呵呵一笑。
“yinggaizuode？”dingshanshanlianshangxiaoyishoulian，shuangmoumanshinuyi，sisidedingzhedingyin：“shushu，nidehaoxin，woxinlingle，haiqingzouba！”
kanzhedingshanshandebiaoqing，dingyinyijingzhidaoledingshanshandejueding。
“zhinv，kanlainihaixincunjiaoxing！”dingyinsixiaofeixiaodekanzhedingshanshan，mouzhongmanshixixue：“rujin，shiqingyijingdaolezheigedibule，nihainengzenyang？”
“zheishiwodeshi！”dingshanshanyiziyizishuodao。
“dingshanshan，jirannirucibushihaodai，neimemingtiandongshihuijian，daoshiwokannihainengruciyingqideshuohua！”dingyinlenghengleyisheng，yuzhaoxingzhangdaizherenfuxiuerqu。
zishizhizhong，jiangfengzuozaiyijiao，lengyanpangguanzhezheiyimu。
“jiangfeng，yihuiergenwochuquyitang！”zaiyiqunrenlikaihou，dingshanshankanxiangjiangfeng，yiburongjujuedeyuqiduijiangfengshuodao。
“buqu！”jiangfenghaobuyouyudejiujujuele。
qingtaqu，tahaiyaokaolvyixia，genghekuangduifangjingranyizheiyangdeyuqihetashuohua，zhenyiweizhangdehaiyoujifenzise，suoyounanrenjiudehuashentiangou？
“buqu？”dingshanshanluchuyisijiaoxiadexiaoyi：“nibushihenxiangdedaochiyanzhuma？zhiyaojintiannipeiwochuquyitang，wojiubachiyanzhujini！”
benyijingdadingzhuyi，zheigenvrenshuoshenme，tadoubuhuidayingduifang，ketingdaodingshanshanzheijuhua，taxinzhongdejuexinsongdongle。
shitanxingdekanzhedingshanshan，taxunmodao：“nishuodekeshizhende？zaiyiyuandeshihou，nikehewoshuole，zhihaoniyeye，nijiubachiyanzhujiwo，xianzai，jingranhaixiangtitiaojian┅。”
budengjiangfenghuashuowan，dingshanshandaduanlejiangfeng，jiweiqiangshideshuodao：“niqu，haishibuqu？buqu，yihounidoubiexiangnadaochiyanzhu！”
“dingshanshan！”jiangfengyaoyaqiechi。
zheishibeirennazhuleqicunle，zaozhidaozaijiuzhidinglaotoudeshihou，jiuxianrangdingshanshanbachiyanzhujita，xianzaikehao，shiqingzuole，baochouquenabudao。
shenxileyikouqi，yayizhuzaijidingshanshan**yidunbaozoudechongdong，jiangfenghaishidayingledingshanshan：“hao，dannixianbachiyanzhujiwo！”
“hewojiangtiaojian？”dingshanshanyaoleyaotou，naqizhuoshangdeshoubao，zhuanshenxiangzhemenkouzouqu：“jilenijihui！”
“ni！”kanzhejiuyaozouchumenkoudedingshanshan，jiangfenghaishirenbuzhuchiyanzhudeyouhuo，yipaidatui，zhanleqilai：“hao，zheiciwojiugenniqu，yaoshi，niganwanerwo，nide**woyidingjinidalan！”
benbeiduizhejiangfengdedingshanshan，tingjiangfengqianbanjuhua，xinzhongyixi，houbanjuhua，queshirangtazhijiebaozou，niushenjiuxiangzhejiangfengzouleshanglai。
yanjiandingshanshanzoulai，jiangfengzuijiaogouchuyisixiemeidehudu，shuangshounielenie：“zenme？zheimezheji，rangwodanidepipi？”
kanzhejiangfengyueyueyushideyangzi，dingshanshanxinzhongyongchulexiexukongju，lianmangtinglexialai。
yifandouzui，rangdingshanshanhaoburongyiduijiangfengshengchudehaogandangranwucun，zuizhonghaishidingshanshanbaixialezhen，errenlikailezhuchu。
dingshanshanjiashizheyilianghongsedebaoma，zaizhejiangfengxiangzhejiangchengshishizhongxinerqu。
ershifenzhonghou，tamenlaidaoleyichugaodanghuisuo。
congcheshangxialai，kanzheyanqianfulitanghuangdehuisuo，jiangfengyouxiedaizhi：“neige，dingzong，nidaiwolaizheilishishenmeyisi？”
“nicai！”dingshanshanlenglengdehuidao。
“nimobushirangwolaizhangzhangjianshi？”jiangfengyanlekoukoushui，xianggangpaideyixiexianzhijidedianying，takekanguobushao。
zaidianyingli，yixiegaodanghuisuo，kebujiushigudaidegoulanqinglousuozai。
weihunqidaiweihunfuguangqinglou，guwangjinlai，tajiangfengyinggaishitouyirenleba。
xiangxiangjiangfengjiuyouxiejidong。
jiuzaijiangfengxinzhongxiaxiangfeifeizhishi，yidaoshengyindapoletadexiaxiang。
“shanshan，nizenmecailai？zheiweishi？”
yigeshenchuanyizijianhongsezhangqun，yitouzongsebolangzhangfa，biliangxiaoqiaotingba，yingtaoxiaozuidenvren，zouleshanglai。
yanshenshangxiadaliangzhejiangfeng。
zainvrendaliangjiangfengdeshihou，dingshanshanyibalanzhulejiangfengdegebo，luchuyilianxiaonvrendexingfuxiaorong：“zheiweishiwodeweihunfu！”
“什么？”
nvrentingdingshanshanshuo，chijingdeyingtaoxiaozuizhangchengleoxing。
“woshuo，shanshan，nifenglema？jiuzheige**si，niweihunfu？nishizaikaiwanxiaoba？”
jiangfengkandaozheinvrendiyiyandeshihou，haijuedezheinvrenzhangdehaizhenbucuo，ruguonenggoubaohuijianuanchuang，neishuizheleyeyinggainenggouxiaoxing。
cishi，tingnvrenzheijuhua，xinzhongsuoyoudehaogan，shunjianximie。
xuezhenvrenxianqiandaliangtadeyanshen，jiangfengshangshangxiaxiadekanleyanqiannvrenshubian，zezedao：“neisha，zheihua，zenmenengcongnizuilituchulaini？**si？**sizenmele？**sibunengyongbaobaifumei？laihamabunengchitianerou？sheiguidingde？zaishuole，woshenbianzheiweisuandeshangtianema？”
jiangfengdemuguangchongmanleqinlveweidao，jiuhaoxiangnenggoutoushi，kandenvrenxintoufahuang，xiayishidexianghoutuileliangbu，shenshouwuzhuxiongqiandexuebai。
dingshanshandaizhejiangfenglaihuisuo，zhishishundaide。
jintianlaizheichuhuisuo，shiyinweitatongguoguimidejieshao，dasuancongjiangchengshimouweidarenwudeshouzhongjiedaidaokeyirangtatianbugongsikuikongdezijin。
suishuoshishundai，tayeyouzhezijidexinsi。
zhaotatuihun，data**，tabubaochoujiubushinvren！
shiyongbaolibaochou，zaiyiyuanmenkoujianshilejiangfengdeshili，tameiyoubandianerxinxin，suoyitaziranfangqileyongbaolijiejuewenti。
xiangdao，jintianlaihuisuo，jianghuijiandaoyixiefujiazidi，tawanquankeyijieyongzheixierendekou，haohaoxiuruyifanzheigejiahuo。
yaoshinenggoujielidali，neijiugenghaole。
kerangtameixiangdao，zheilaidaohuisuohaimeijinmen，shenbiandejiahuojingranqiangxianduitachushoule。
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