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《suanyutian，zhizifeiyaoqupashan，pasisuanlezheibenshuxiedehenshenggong，juqingbusutao。kanlehaixiangkan，gushihenxiyinren，majiangxiedezhenhao。chenshenzhizixiaoyushibenshudezhujiao，jiangshule：niganjinjiwogunguolaitingjianmei，fouzewobalenidepi！」woneixinhaowubolan，shenzhibuzijuexiaochusheng。「nimenzaidengdeng，dengyihuieryutingle，jiunengxiashanle。……

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tianqiyubaoshuozhoumoyousuanyu，kezhizifeiyaoqupashan。daoledifang，jingquguanmenle。zhizikunaobuting，

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womenzheiyijiarendouzaizheidengnini，nitongkuaideganjinguolai！」zhizizaipangbianhan：「leng，haoleng，

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wobaqidedama：「nigemeiyouliangxindedongxi，zheimedadeyunirangyijiarenquzhaoni，nizenmebuqusia！

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wolengmodikanzheta：「saozishizongle，nizhidaoma？」wogelianseyibian，xianranzaojiuzhidaozheishi。

「saoziqunale？」「tashangcesuofeidebeiren，zijipaodaoshulinli。sheizhidaoneitudourangsuanyufushile，

tayijiaocaikong，congshanshanggunlexiaqu。」「neiniganjingenjingchashuo，shuobudinghainengbasaozizhaohuilai。」

「haishibielangfeijinglile，nisaozishizuotiangunxiashande，gujizaojiumeile。」

woshifenchayi：「suoyinishidasuanbuguanle？」wogenaonu：「wonengzenmeban，woyoujiubuleta！」

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「saozi，nihaibuzhidaoma，bahexiaoyuyijingqushile。gexinzhaolenvpengyou，hemayiqibanzoule。」

kenengwoshuodexinxiliangtaida，saoziyishijianmeifanyingguolai。suihoutashifennaonu：「ninaodaibeilvtileba，

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「zenmehui，zheibukeneng！」taturanzhuazhuwo：「zenmehuizheiyang，xiaoyuzenmehuisini！nigeni，

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burangwolangfeijingli。」wodemeiyijuhuadou**zhesaozideshenjing，ranhoutagayishengyundaole。

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「xiaoyudaodishizenmeside！」「tachiledaliangdeyouduyecai，zaijiashangshandinghuanjingjiduan，meitingguolai。」

saozikudesixinliefei，wojiuzaiyipangjingjingdikanzheta。takugoulejiuduiwoshuo：「daiwoquzhaonige。」

woyikoudaying，ranhoujiwogedadianhuawentazaina。wogehaiyiweiwojitamenganzouhouhuile，yuqitebiedeyi。

「wodaizhenisaozizaifandianchifanni，niganjinguolaijiwopeilidaoqian，wozaikaolvyaobuyaoyuanliangni。」「xing，

womashangguoqu。」zhidaowogedizhihou，wolijidaizhesaozishaguoqu。saozideyanshenfangfoyaochiren，