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shengxiadeye,hongdabaochizheshangbanshen,beizheshuodademadai,jianburufeizoujincun,suishoutuikaidecuntouxiaopoyuandedamen,suishoujiangdailidecaoyaodaodishang,meidengdunxiajiangtamentankai,yuanwaichuanlainvrenhuangluandehujiusheng。
“救命啊!”
“lengzitamenyoufanhunle!”
huangluandejiaoshengyouyuanjijin,haibansuizhezhongzhongdezamensheng。
hongdabaoqishenpaoxiangyuanmen,touguocanpodeyuanqiang,yingyingchuochuokandaoyigerenzaizagebiyuanmen,houmianhaiyoujigerenjinzhuibushe。
yantuyuanzilimingmingliangzhedeng,quemeirenchulai,zamennvrenjihujuewang,hurankandaohongjiamenkaizhe,meitoucangyingsidechonglejinqu,yitouzhuangzaihongdabaohuaili。
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hongdabaoxiayishiditoukanleyan,junlangdelianshuadebianchengleshaohongdeluotie,chuanxidoucuzhonglexuduo。
jinghunshaodingdeyulansaozi,lianshuadehongle,songkaigeboduozaitadebeihou,“nitiezhugegangxiazang,tamenjiulaiqifuwo,kuaibangsaozibatamenganzou。”
lengzifangfotingdaoshishangzuidadexiaohua,yanleidouxiaochulaile,“saosaobiebaifeiliqile,biekanzheihuozhangdeniugaomadade,shilibaxiangsheibuzhidaotashichulemingdeguiersongbao,jialiyangdehuanggoubeizhuaquchirou,liangepidoubuganfang,huiweinichutou?”
xiangdaohongdabaoneixiesongshi,yulansaoziyanshenandanxuduo,shentizhandouzhedishengchuoqi。
“gelaozide!gunyibianqu,biedanwulaozimenkuaihuo!”
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hongdabaoshensepingjingdecongdoulitaochudiehanshuijinshidechaopiao,“yulansaozigangsilezhangfu,jiweidagejiugaotaiguishoufangguota,maiyaodeqianjinimenxingbu?”
“laoziqianherendouyao!”
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“guiersongbao!laozijinwanjiuzainijiadangxinlangle!”
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“chusheng!fangkaiwo!fangkaiwo!”
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“啪!”
lengzitaishoujiushiyibazhang,“jilaozibizui!”
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xueyeshuashangyong,tafengleyiyangdepuguoqu,qiazhulengzi,xiaojizisideshuaizaidishang,qizaishenshangpitougailianjiushiyidunpaoquan。
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愣子气急败坏大吼。
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嘭嘭嘭......
haiwandadequantoudadehunhunmendongdaoxiwaikudiehanniang。
buguoyifenzhongdeshijian,lengzidengrenbeidadetoupoxueliu,tangzaidishangaihaofangun。
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“buxiaoyousanwuhouweida,meishengerziqianbuxugenrenhaoyongdouhen,wanwanbunengduanlehongjiadexianghuo......”
yeyelinsiqiandezhutuozaicihuidangerbian,hongdabaozaxiaqudeshuodaquantoujiangzailebankong。
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