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第六章好大的蝲蛄呀

“吹牛吧!”

zhengyaoliqudechenbaojiantingzhujiaobu,huiguotoubuxiedekanleyanqiufeng。

lidonghuajinniezhequantou,zhidekanxiangleqiufeng,basuoyoudexiwangquanbudoujituozaitadeshenshang!

“shaoye,zanmenzoubu?”

yigeyishengzoudaochenbaojiandeshenbian,xiaoxinyiyidifuxialeshenzi。

“再等等!”

chenbaojianbaibaishou,tadingzheqiufengdebeiyingshuodao:“wodaoshiyaokankan,zheixiaozidaodiyaozenmejiuren!”

病房之内。

qiufengziguzidezoudaoliguoliangdeshenbian,manbujingxindeconghuailimiannachulaijigenjinsedezhen,bianfeikuaidecirudaoliguoliangshenshangdejichudaxuezhishang!

yipangdebumingsuoyidelijiarenganjindangdaotademianqian,mangdengzheyanjingshuodao:“buzhunniwurulaoyezideshenti!”

“滚一边去!”

qiufengyibazhangbaneirendafeiyihou,muguangzhongxinluodaoliguoliangdeshenshang!

benlaiyijingmeileqixideliguoliangjingranqijibandedongledongshouzhi。

这……

zhongrenrouzheyanjing,manliandebukezhixin。

xiayimiao,biankandaoliguoliangzhengkaiyanjing,congbingchuangshangzuoleqilai。

“laoyezita……taxingle!”

renqunli,buzhidaosheituranhanlesheng。

zhenggezoulang,shunjianzhaguo!

lidonghuademuguangyizhan,chadianzhidiezailedishang,huangruozuomengyiyanggandaobuzhenshi。

醒了?

真的醒了吗?

tingdaolezheigexiaoxi,liwantuikaishenbianderen,duolujinrudaobingfanglimian。

kandaozuoqilaideliguoliangyihou,tamangchongdaolaorenshenbian,pujinlaorendehuaizhongfangshengdaku!

“爷爷!”

qiufenggewaidezhending,fangforutongtayuliaozhizhongyiyang,dangxiayouyourandechenlexialanyao。

muguangzailiwandeshenshangsaoleyiquanyihou,tafanshoubiandazailiwandejianbangshang,zuijiaoweigouqiyimohudu。

“biewanglenishuoguodehua,jinwanjiwonuanbeiwo。”

liwanxiufendedixiatou,anziyaoleyaoya,lengshiyouxiuyouqi。

病房外面。

chenbaojiantunletunkoushui,manliandebukezhixin,bizhonglenghengyisheng。

该死!

zhenshixiamaopengshangsihaozi!

“suannimenlijiayunqibucuo!”

jiranjihuameiyoudecheng,meiyoujixudaixiaqudebiyaole,chenbaojianlianseyinchendilikai。

lidonghuareluodezoudaoqiufengdeshenbian,yibianlazhutadeshouhou,yibabitiyibaleideshuodao:“duoxieqiuxiaoxianshengdechushouxiangjiu!”

liguoliangsuiranxianruhunmi,danshiduoshaohaiyoudianyishi,mangchengzhechuangjiannanqishen:“xiexieqiuxiaoxiansheng!”

“举手之劳。”

qiufengbaibaishou,zhunbeiliujilijiarenxiangchudeshihou,niutoukuobuchaozhemenkouzouqu。

shenhou,liguoliangganjinjiliwanshileyigeyanse,“shayatou!nihailengzheganma?ganjinpeizheqiuxiaoxianshengchuquguangyiguang,chenzheigeshijian,haohaodepeiyangyixiaganqinga!”

liwandelianyijinghongdaoleerduogenzi。

tadizhetou,xiaoshengdeyingleyixia,zheicaigenshangqiufengdejiaobu。

病房内。

liguoliangxingfendeniezhequantou,“taihaole!”

“qiuxiaoxianshengjingranxuanzhongwaner!”

“buwangwomenlijiafuchulezheimeduo!”

医院正门前。

liwanqieshengshengdedizhetou,yishijian,jingranbuzhidaoshuoxieshenmecaihao。

“小娘子。”

“wohaishidiyicixiashan,doushuochenglimianyoubushaodexinxianwanyi,nidaizhewoquguangguang!”

qiufengtouyebuhuideshuoleju。

“你想去哪儿?”

liwanjishixinzhongzaibuyuan,haishiyingzhetoupigenzailehoutou,pielepiezui。

“嗯……”

qiufengdeyanzhuyizhuan,ziyanziyudao:“woshifushengqianjiushuoguoshanxiadeguniangshixiannv,younengrangrenzuishengmengsidefashu,yaobunidaiwoqujianshiyixia?”

liwandelianxiuhongyipian,“ni……niguoranshigesepei!”

“wojiuxiangkankanzheigeshishangdaodiyoumeiyouxianren,yeyoucuoma?”

qiufengnaozhetou,manlianbujiedekanzheta。

liwanlenghengyisheng,ganggangduiqiufengyoudianneimeyidingdiandehaogandu,zaidubianchengling!

行!

nibushixihuankanxiannvma?

neiwojiudainiqukangegou!

ranhoubanizhaonvrendeshipinquanbudouluzhixialai!

zhidaonishizheizhongrenyihou,kanwoyeyetamenhaihuibuhuibizhewohenizaiyiqi!

liwanxingfendelazheqiufengshangleche,chaozhebendizhumingdeyitiaojieerqu。

yitiaojie,shizhangyangshinei,nanrendetiantang!

jiulianlimiandexitoufangdoubujiandan!

kaichedaoleyitiaojiederukouchu,biankandaoyipaipaidexiaofendeng,gewaideciyan。

“这里有仙女?”

qiufengyihuodekanleyanzhouwei,xiannvzenmehuizhuzheizhongdifang。

“当然了。”

liwanlazhetaxialeche,suibianzhaolejiaxishoufangyihou,bianzhizhezuozaishafashangdeyigenvrenshuodao:“kan!”

“zheijiushiniyaozhaodexiannv!”

zuozaiyibiandenvrenyileng,kandaozhanzaimianqiandeqiufengyihou,zuijiaoluchuyimoqianxiao,taxiaoyiyingyingdeqishen,raodaoqiufengdeshenbianyihou,tuqirulan。

“小哥长得不错。”

“zheimekuarenjia,renjiaguaibuhaoyiside。”

qiufengganjinzouhuidaoliwandeshenbian,jiusuantashishazi,yezhidaozheilishishenmedifang!

jinjiezhe,biankandaotalazheliwanchongchuxiangzi。

xinlimianyijingbuzhidaomalelaotouduoshaobianle。

pingrilimiantoukanlaoniangmenxizaoyejiusuanle。

daochenglimianhaiwandezheimehuahua?jingranjiaotazheiwanyi……

“干嘛?”

liwanmeihaoqidebaileyanta,“nibuhuishixiantazhangdebuxingba?”

“滚蛋!”

qiufengbaileyantayihou,zheicaimeihaoqideshuodao:“woshixiangjianshixianren,kantamendaodihuibuhuixianshu,ni……ni……”

“nidaizhewolaideshishenmeluanqibazaodedifang!”

“tazheiyang,nengshixiannvma?”

liwanlenghengyisheng,xiaoshengdunangdao:“haizhuangzhengjing?”

“你说什么?”

邱峰问了句。

“woshuotahuineizhongshufudefashu!”

liwanmeihaoqideshuoleliangjuyihou,lvxianchaozhecheshangzouqu。

qiufengnaolenaotou,“momingqimiao!”

zhongxinhuidaocheneiyihou,qiufengwuzheduzishuodao:“qucaishichang!”

“干嘛?”

李婉皱眉问道。

“maidiancaihuijiazuofan!”

“ganghaorangweifuchangchangnideshouyi!”

qiufengliezuiyixiao,tashouyineizhenbushigaide,baoguanzheixiaoguniangzuidoutingbuxialai。

“你……”

liwanfenfendepailexiafangxiangpan!

“nimameijiaoguoni,yaoxianggouzhunanrendexin,yaoxianzhuazhunanrendeweima?”

liwanhenbudebatazhijieshale!

shifenzhonghou,caishichangnei。

“shuoba,yaochishenme?”

“huiquworangwojiaayijinizuo。”

liwanbaozhejianbang,xinlimianyijingbuzhidaomaleqiufengduoshaobianle。

“wei,wozaihenishuohua!”

liwanqichongchongdehuiguotou,kenalihainengkandaoqiufengdeyingzi?

tazhuanleyiquanyihou,zheicaifaxianqiufengzijiguangdaolehaixiantanshang!

“ninengbunengbieluanpao?”

liwanqigugudezoudaotadeshenbian。

jinqian,haimeizhanwen,biantingdaoshenbianchuanlaiqiufengdejinghusheng。

“靠!”

“这么大的蝲蛄!”

zhouweidezhongrendunshichuanlaiyidaodaoyiyangdemuguang!

liwanyikanneihaixiantanshangdedongxiyihou,liansexiuhongyipian,henbudezhaogedifengzuanjinqu……

真是个乡巴佬……

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