chuqiugailixiedezheibendoushishenghuoxiaoshuoshizaishitaijingcaile，《shenyixiashan，kaijubeinvzhanshentuihun》zhujiaochenhuochenjinxibeikehuadexuxurusheng，bishangyanjinghuamianjiunengfuxianchulai，《shenyixiashan，kaijubeinvzhanshentuihun》jiangdeshi：“shizheiyang，dangnianwotufazhongbing，shichenhuodeshifujiulewo，bingqie，womendachenggongshi，tinihechenhuo，xuxialehunyue！”zhoulaoyezi……
第8章又遇女战神
“youzhi！”chenhuozhijuedekexiao。
benlaitajiushilaicenggefaneryi。
meixiangdaofanhaimeikaishi，jiugaochuzheimeduomingtang。
yuqizheiyang，daoburuzijisuibianzhaogejiebianxiaotan，chideshutan。
“nitemecaiyouzhi！daodiguibugui？”wangzhangmingweixiedao。
chenhuozhengyaoshuohua，yanjiaodeyuguang，queshihuranpiejianleyidaoshenying。
他顿时嘴角抽了抽。
zhenshiyuanjialuzhai，zaizheidounengpengshang！
takebuxianggenneigenvrenfeihua，yushizhuanshenjiuzou：“yaoguinigui，huoxuwomianqiangkeyidangyihuinidaye！haiyoushi，xianzoule！”
“songle？xianzaixiangliu，weimiantaiwanle！”wangzhangmingmianluyinhenzhise。
“muqing，wangzhangmingkanyangzishiyaodongzhengele，zheixiazenmeban？”liziyaodanyoudao。
“zheigechenhuo，tangtangyigedananren，chuleshi，juranrengxiawomenzijiliuzou，kechi！”zhoumuqingyouxiefenfen，shubuzhi，chenhuojizheyaozou，lingyouyuanyin。
eryejiuzaizheishihou，yigeshencaigaotiaodenvren，yechaochenhuodefangxiangkanlai。
taxianshizhoulezhouliumei，suihou，genleshanglai。
“麻烦，让一下！”
“sheia！laozidedipan，ni……”wangzhangmingxinlizhengwohuoni，gangyaojiaoma，quezaikanqingchuzheizhanglianhou，xianshijingyan，suihouzhandou，“chen……ni，nishizuixinshoufengdenvzhanshen，chenjinxichentongling？！”
chenjinxiyizhanfengshen，zaojiuyinqilebushaodeguanzhu。
jiugengbuyaoshuoxiangwangzhangmingzheizhongyoudianshenfenderen！
“shenme？nvzhanshenchenjinxi？”
“tianna，chentonglingjuranchuxianzaizheili！”
“wobuhuishizaizuomengba？wojurannengkandaochuanshuozhongdedarenwu……”
suoyourendoufachulejinghu，yanshenzhongmanshijingweihechongbai。
qizhongyebaokuozhoumuqingheliziyao。
chenjinxibujinzisejuemei，rutonggaogaozaishangdenvshen，gengshishafaguoduandenvtongling！
fangfozhiyaozhanzaineili，jiunengzhensheyifang，rangrenbujinzhandou！
wangzhangmingcishinalihaigudeshangyigexiaoxiaodechenhuo，lianmangbajiedao：“buzhichentonglingdajiaguanglin，youshiyuanying！chentongling，jintianshiwoshengri，ninnenglaicanjia，shizaishipengbishenghui，beiganrongxing！”
qishitaxinliqingchu，chenjinxiyagenjiubushilaicanjiatashengride。
xingxushiluguo，yexingxu，shiyouqitashi。
danhaishihouzhelianpi，xiangyaoyicijieguang！
chenjinxikanletayiyan，bingweishuohua，fanerjiangmuguangtouxianglezhoumuqing：“zhoumuqing？”
“a？”zhoumuqinglengleyixia，“chentongling，woshizhoumuqing！”
“ng！bucuo！”chenjinxilengkudezuijiao，gouqileyimonairenxunweidexiaoyi，“nimenzibian，woyoushi！”
shuowan，taijiaobianlikaile！
zheiyilaiyiqu，xiangyizhenfengside，zhirangzhongrenzhangermobuzhetounao。
zuimihuode，yaoshuzhoumuqingle！
chenjinxidedaming，tashitingshuoguode，keconglaimeijiaguo，gengbuyaotanrenshile。
wuyuanwugu，chenjinxizenmehuiwenta？
“muqing，nihechentonglingrenshi？”wangzhangmingpidianpidiandecoushangqianxunwen。
“burenshi！”zhoumuqingyumendeyaoyaotou。
“bukenengba！burenshi，chentonglingzenmehuigennidazhaohu？”wangzhangmingyilianbuxin，“gaibuhui，shiguyigenwozhuangdidiaoba？”
“aiya，wodoushuole，burenshi！”zhoumuqingbunaifandao，“woheziyaohaiyoushiyaoban，xianzoule，shengrikuaile！”
“啥？”
wangzhangmingqide，jiuchaxianzhuozile！
一处街边小摊。
chenhuoqieyidezuozaixiaobandengshang，yaolefenchaofenpeibingzhenpijiu。
真爽！
“zhenshini？”yidaobinglengdeshengyinchuanlai。
chenhuoanma，zhenshisangmenxing，zijidouxianzoule，haiyaozhuishanglai。
tatouyebutai：“chentonglingyouheguigan？”
“meishi，zhishizaibaihualouchigebianfan，ouranyushang！”chenjinxidandandeyuqizhong，jiadaiqileyisichaofeng，“zhiqian，woyiwei，nishiyoudianzizunde！buguoxianzaikanlai，nishixiangzuozhoujiadeshangmennvxule？”
chenhuoheheyixiao：“nicongnakanchulai，woshishangmennvxu？”
“feihua，zhoujiazaizhongzhoushisuandeshangshimingmen，nanbucheng，huirangzhoumuqingxiajiajini？”gensuidezhulilixiuer，zhiqianzaihuocheshang，jiuduichenhuomanfuyijian，xianzaiyoujihuijifeng，nalihuifangguo，“kanyangzi，nizheigeshangmennvxu，dangdeyebuzenmeyangma！bierenderuanfan，doushichixianghela，nidaohao，hundegennongmingongyigexiachang，chijiebianxiaotan！”
“guoran，xiangyecunfu，jiushixiangyecunfu！”
“dajiudianshichi，wozheijiebianxiaotanyeshichi！nanbucheng，nimendechile，nengchengxian？”chenhuofanchunxiangji。
“jiushi，bengguanyouqianhaishimeiqian，tudebujiushiyikoufanchi！jiebianxiaotanzenmele？”tanzhushigehanhoudezhongniannanzi，suirankanchenjinxihelixiuersihushenfenbuyiban，danyerenbuzhugenzhechenhuoyiqitucao。
“younishenmeshi？”lixiuerqidebuqing，henhendengleyiyan。
hedetanzhusuolesuobozi，chaochenhuotouquqiuzhudemuguang。
“laoge，biedanxin，doushizhilaohu！”chenhuolieliezui，suihoubukeqidao，“haiyoushimeishi，meishijiubiedaraowochifan！”
“nidasuan，shenmeshihou，dengmentuihun？”chenjinxiwendao。
“kanxinqing，xiangqujiuqu！”chenhuohelekoupijiu。
chenjinxiliumeiyizhou，diandiantou：“xing，wosuishigonghou！”
“慢走不送！”
“zou？chendatongling，xianzaixiangzou，pashibudexingle！”
唰唰唰！
jiuzaizheishihou，jidaoheiyingshanguo，jiadaizhesenrandeshaji，shunjianjiangchenjinxihelixiuerbaowei。
qizhongliangren，yizhangduanliangdao，ezhulelixiuerdehoulong。
lingwaisanren，yitezhidebingqi，suozhulechenjinxideshenxing。
zhiyaoshaoweidongyixia，bianhuifengmangjianxue！
“juranshinimen，hunshiwumowang！”lixiuerdajingdao，“shangcimeibanimenyiwangdajin，zheici，nimenjingranhaiganzhudongzhaoshangmenlai！jiubupasidoubuzhidaozenmesidema？”
“haha，nigexiaobiaoza，mingdouzaiwomenshoulile，zuibahaizheimeying！”weishoudedamowangkuangxiaodao，“huilewomenzheimeduoniandejiye，buzhaonimen，zhaosheiqu？！”
“datingguangzhong，nimenyiwei，nengdechengma？”lixiuerjiaohedao，“xiangxinyongbulejifenzhong，nimenjiuhuibeibaowei，yisitaomingdejihuidoumeiyou！”
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