zheizhongdoushishenghuoleixingdexiaoshuosuyunzuiqiangtiandixitong，gushiqingjieshengdong，xijiemiaoxiedaowei，suyunzuiqiangtiandixitongshiyibenbukeduodedehaoshu！zuopin“nibuguaiguaitinghua，neijiubieguaiwofanggoule，zheimehaodepinang，beiyaopoleduokexia。”renyaowangmanliankexi，youxiebushesuyunzheimehaodepinang。……
京都中学。
yanyanlierixia，banzhurencalecadizhonghaishangdehanye，heleyikouchashuihou，kaikoushuodao：
“jintianfangxuejiufangshujiale，wonijidajiadailailelianggehaoxiaoxi。”
“diyijiushi，shujianimenmeiyoushujiazuoye！”
cihuayichu，quanchanghuanhuleqilai。
“naisi，meiyoushujiazuoye，fangjiakeyiquchonglangle！”
“banzhurenliangxina，yihousheizaishuobanzhurendehuaihua，wopanghudiyigefandui！”
“laoshi，diergehaoxiaoxishishenme？”
不少人期待的问。
banzhurenxiaoyinyindishuodao：
“weilejijixiangyingjiaoyubudehaozhao，yeweileshunyingshidaidefazhan，woheshuxuelaoshi、yingyulaoshi、yuwenlaoshidenggekelaoshishangyiguo，nimenshujia，jinimenkaibanzhangda58tiandebuke！”
“大家欢呼吧！”
dangbanzhurenshuowanzheihuashi，quanbanyaquewusheng。
“bushi，jiaqizonggongjiu60tian，juranhaiyaobuke58tian？”
“wokequtemede，budaizenmewandea！”
“zaoshangwudianqilaixishuchizaocan，haiyaochenpao，wanshangshidianbancaixiawanzixi，goudoumeiyouwomenzheimelei。”
suoyourenkuazhegelian，biaoqingyaoduoyumenjiuyouduoyumen。
benlaixuexiyalijiuda，shujiahaibufangjia？
“anjinganjing，zheibujinimenliangtiandefangjiashijianlema？zaishuole，nimenmashangjiuyaogaokaole，zheishihoubunuli，yihoubiyelezenmeban？”
“gaozhongchidianku，dengshangledaxue，suibiannimenwan。”
banzhurendeyifanhua，rangtongxuemendexinsichendaolegudi。
完了，暑假没了。
dangsuoyourendouzaiaihaoshi，zuozaiqianpaiyigeshenchuanheisezhangqunnvshengzhanleqilai。
taruyunyansidemoheizhangfapisan，wuguanjingzhijuemeiquelengrubingshuang，yizhanqilai，quanbandouanjingle。
“laoshi，woyaoqingjia！”qinmenglimiansepingjingkaikou。
cihuayichu，quanbandunshiyilunfenfen。
“woqu，qindaxiaohuajuranyaoqingjia！”
“takeshiquanxiaodexuebaa，chengjinianniandiyi，juranfanduibuke？”
“kendingshizuotianwanzanmen‘erbanfeiyangyang’suyun，hezuijiugentabiaobai，jiqindaxiaohualiuxialexinliyinying。”
cihuayichu，suoyourendemuguangfenfenyixianglehoupaiyigezhuangshuidenansheng。
suyunkanzhezhongrendeyanshen，zuijiaoluchuyisikuse，xinzhongmanshiwunai。
昨天晚上。
zijiyinweihaoqi，beitongxueguanledianjiu，wanzhenxinhuadamaoxian。
yikaishidouhaihaohaode，kezijiheduolezhihou，shuozijiyoudianxihuandaxiaohua，neiqunbizaizijiurangzijiqugenqindaxiaohuabiaobai。
tasuyunshineizhongwanbuqiderenma？
于是，
suyuncongsushexialai，shunshoutouleyiduomenweidayezhongdeshinanhua。
jiuzheiyang，suyunbeishiyoumenyongcu，shoupengzheshinanhua，laidaolenvshengsushelouxia。
tahaimeishuohua，shiyoumenjiukaishiguikulanghao。
“qindaxiaohua，suyunheifengli，zuotanvpengyouba。”
yishijian，nvshengsushejianjiaobuzhi，qinmenglibeidajiatuilechulai。
tayixiheisezhangqun，gaoguidianya，danxiaolianshangbumanlehanshuang。
jiandaosuyunhezuile，qinmenglilengdandishuodao：“nixianbashetoulvzhilezaigenwoshuohua。”
苏云愣了一下。
“suyun，nirenqingchuzijideshenfen，nipeibushangwo，niwozhijiancunzaizhewufakuayudetianqian。”
shuowan，qinmenglibiyidikanleyiyanshinanhua，zhuanshenjiuzou。
zoulejibuhoutatingxiajiaobu，weiweiangshoukanzhetiankongzhongdeyuanyue，bulengbudandishuodao：
“womenbushiyigeshijiederen，nimenzhishiyiqunweigaokaofachoudexuesheng，erwomashangyaoquzuoyijianjingtiandongdidedashi……”
huashuodaoyiban，qinmengliyishidaoyaoshuolouzuile，lianmangchenmolikai。
zhishengxiasuyunyigerenzhanzaiyuandi，beitongxuemenchaoxiao。
……
“nainaide，woyoubushitiangou，‘erbanfeiyangyang’zheigewaihaosheijiwoqide。”suyunhuixiangqizuotianwanshangdejingli，anmaleyisheng。
taxihuanxiaohuashimeicuo，meinvnagebuxihuan？
dantakeconglaimeiyoutianguorenheren。
“tingshuozuowanshangsuyunzhaileyiduoshinanhua，quxiaohuasushelouxiabiaobai。”
“nishuodebudui，mingmingshisuyunzhailejiushijiuduoshinanhua，sanbaijiukoudequgenqindaxiaohuabiaobai。”
“nimenzheishuodetailipule，mingmingshisuyunnazheyiwanzisunxiangyaoqugenqindaxiaohuafanyanhoudai，zhenggenvshengsushedoushishinanhuawei~！”
“zeze，tingshuozuotianwanshangxiaohuajujuele‘erbanfeiyangyang’，zanmen‘erbanfeiyangyang’keshikuleyiwanshang，xuexiaozhongdexihudoubeitayanleitianmanle。”
banshangderenfenfendiaokanqilesuyun，suyunlianseyouxiebuhaokan，yinweiwumiederen，haiyouzijideshiyou。
suyunkanzhetamenyueshuoyuelipu，zhengxiangqishenzhengbianzhishi，lengzhule。
【ding，shijiyichengshu，zuiqiangtiandixitongyijihuo！】
【ding，renwufabu，qingsuzhuqitianzhineiganwangkunlunshanronghetiandishenge，jichengtiantingdaotong，diyuwaizuqinxi，zhongkaitianting！】
bansuizhexitongdeshengyinxiangqi，suyunxinzhongmanshihairan。
wodexitong，zhongyujihuole！
jiuzaijitianqian，tajiutingdaodianziyinzaizijinaohaizhongxiangqi，danyishanerguo，tayiweishijiade。
没想到系统来了！
【ding，jiancedaosuzhutizhibijiaoruo，jijiangfafangxinshoudalibao！】
【ding，gongxisuzhuhuodejiuzhuanjindanyimei、tianlongdijing、fengshenbang！】
【jiuzhuanjindan：fuyonghou，kedafudutishengsuzhudeyiqienengli！】
【tianlongdijing：wushangxiuliangongfa，kexishouhuaxialongmai，huaweidiwangzhiqi！】
【fengshenbang：zhongjiantiantingzhihou，suzhunengcefengzhushen；zhiyoubeisuzhuxiexiamingzideren，caiyouzigezaikunlunshanmairongheshenge！】
【shenge：fenweisigedengji，yicifenzise、jinse、qingseyijibaise！】
【suzhuxuyaoronghedetiandishenge，weizhigaowuse。】
bansuizhexitongdeshengyinluoxia，yikejinsedanyaochuxianzaitashouzhong；tianlongdijingzeshizaitadenaohaizhizhong，bishangyanjingjiunengkandao。
erfengshenbangzaitadantian，taxinnianyidongjiuhuichuxianzaitashouzhong。
suyunkanzheshouzhongdejiuzhuanjindan，jianmeiyoutongxuezhuyidaoziji，tahaobuyouyudetunxia。
jindanluorufanchen，zhanranlefansuzhiqi，xiaoguohuimanmanjianruo。
jiuzhuanjindanruti，shunjianzaisuyuntineihuakai，yigunuanyizaisuyundejingmaizhizhongliutangyunzhuan。
suyundunshiganjue，zijihuashenlechaoren，fangfoyouwuqiongdeliliangyiban，dixiadekezhuo，dounengqingyipaiduan。
tuotaihuangu、xijingfasui！
sudu，liliang，doutishengshijibei！
yiqianshimiaozhonggandeshiqing，xianzaizhixuyaoyimiao！
erzhei，caizhishigangkaishidexiaoguo，jiuzhuanjindanfeichangqiang，tahaimeinengwanquanxiaohuawan。
“meiyoupaichutineizazhi？kanlaixiaoshuolimiandoushipianrende。”
【ding，zhenzhengdejiuzhuanjindan，huizhijieqingchudiaotineiyiqiezazhi，runwuxiwushengyibanjiangshentidazaochengxianqu。】
【qingsuzhuzaiqitiannei，qianwangkunlunshan，ronghetiandishenge，zhongjiantianting！】
henkuai，suyunmianqianchuxianleyigehongsedaojishi。
yidantameiyouzaiqixianneigandaokunlun，tiantingjiuhuibenghuai，huaxiadananjiangzhi！
ganshoudaoshijiandejinpo，suyunannazhushilitishengdexingfen，wolewoquanhou，qishendao：“laoshi，woyeyaoqingjia！”
gangshuowan，banzhurenhaimeibiaotai，banshangdetongxuefenfendiaokan。
“xiaohuaqingjia，niyeyaoqingjia，nigaibuhuixiangshujiachanzhetaba！”
“haonigenongmeidayandesuyun，feiyangyangyemeinizheimebiantaiba！”
banzhurenheizheliandengleyiyansuyun，meihaoqidishuodao：“suyun，nibuzhidaonichengjidaoshudijima？haixuerenjiaxuebaqingjia！”
“xiaohuashiyoushiyaozuo，nishuoniyoushenmedashi？”
suyunzhengzhunbeihubianyigeliyou，keshizheigeshihou，zuotianwanshangdaxiaohuadeyuqi、shentaiyoufuxianzaitadenaohai。
suyunzuijiaogouqiyisixiaorong，xuezheqinmenglizuowanshangdeyuqishuodao：“woyaozuoyijianjingtiandongdidedashi，nimenwufalijie，womenbushiyigeshijiederen。”
suyuncihuayichu，yinlaiquanbantongxuedechixiaochaofeng。
“nihaizuojingtiandongdidedashi？shiqubiaobaijingjuenvwang，haishiquchengzuojiulonglaguan！”
“nimengejuxiaole，suyunshiyaoqududuanwangu。”
“ee，yihouniansongsuyunzhenming，lunhuizhongkejianyongsheng！”
“haha，erbanfeiyangyang，shinanhuaxiandi？”
“哈哈哈哈……”
jiuzaizheishi，qinmenglizhijieqishen，mianrongpingjing，tazhongrendediaokanshengzhong，shoushihaodongxizouchujiaoshi。
tabuxianggentingzheixiefanfusuzichedan。
banzhurenjianqinmenglizoule，kesouyisheng，yaxiajiaoshineidezayin，kanxianghoupaidesuyun，kaikoudao：
“suyuntongxue，nideqingjiawobupi，nixianzaiyaohaohaoxuexi，gaokaokaochuyigehaochengji！”
gaokao？womashangyaoquzhongjiantianting，nirangwocanjiagaokao？
suyunmeilihuibanzhuren，ershishoushihaozijidedongxi，dandankaikou：“laoban，zhuyinideyuqi，wozhishizaitongzhini。”
shuowan，suyunbeizheshubao，baqidilikaijiaoshi。
tongxuemendunshijingdemudengkoudai。
suyunpingshiweiweinuonuode，jinergezenmeganzaibanzhurenmianqianzhongquanchuji？
zhongrenkanlekanqianjiaozouchuqudexiaohua，youkankanhoujiaogenchuqudesuyun。
苏云疯了？
shinanhuaxiandiweiaichikuangle？
cishi，jiaoshiwaideqinmenglijiandaosuyunruci，dunshiduizheigenanrengengjiadefangan。
niyigexueshengbuhaohaoxuexi，zheimelaizhuiwo，duideqizijifumuma？
qinmenglibanzhuanshenti，mianrongjuemeierqingleng，talengdandishuoleyiju：“suyun，wobuxihuanni，nibiechixinwangxiangle，haohaohuiqushangkeba，womenbushiyigeshijiederen。”
suyunwenyan，lengleleng，suihoudiantouxiaodao：“dui，womenbushiyigeshijiederen。”
他不屑去解释什么。
suyunnachushoujichakanleyixiaditu，julikunlunshanzuijindeshigeermushi，zheitanghangbanbijiaolengmen，yizhouyitang，suoxingdeshi，xiawujiuyouhangbanqianwang。
“niyouzizhizhimingjiuhao！”
qinmenglidandanpieleyiyansuyun，chuxiaomenzuoshangleyiliangheiseshangwuche。
chenei，youyigetangzhuanglaoren。
“yeye，nizenmelaile？”qinmengliyouxieyiwai，juranshizijiyeyelaijieziji。
qinlaoyeziyuzhongxinzhangdishuodao：
“menglia，dajujiangbian，womenshenweikunlunguzu，xianrenzhipu，youjihuirongheyimeishenge，fuzuotiandidengji。”
qinjia，shikunlunbadaguzuzhiyi，shitiantingweibengtazhiqiantiandidebadanupuzhiyi。
qinmengliqiaoliandemianrongyisu，shenqingningzhongdishuodao：“hao。”
tashenweibadakunlunguzuqinjiadedinv，shizuiyoujihuirongheshengederen。
zuozaicheshangdetayaoxiachechuang，kanlekanneiyidongdongjiaoxuelou，youkandaoxiaomenkouzhanzhedesuyun，nannandao：“tianxiajiangbian，kelianerdengfanfusuzihaibuzizhi。”
“suyun，nijuedenipingshenmepeideshangtiantingdeweilaizhenxian？”
zheijiushiqinmenglizhiqianshuode——
tamen，bushiyigeshijiederen。
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