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dangxiaoyishuochuzheijuhua，fangjianneishunjianjijingwusheng。
wangzhixiangengshibiandeliansecangbai，hanliubuzhi。
wushiyuanzhouqimeitou，lengyankanxiangwangzhixian。
“xiaozi，ni......nibiexuekoupenren。”
wangzhixianqijibaihuaidao：“wohewulaobanguanxizheimehao，erqiewozhaoguwuxiaojiebanian，bawuxiaojiedangzuoqinzhinvyiyangkandai，woweishenmeyaojiwuxiaojiexiadu，zheiduiwoyoushenmehaochu。”
“niyoushenmemude，zhiyounizijizuiqingchu。”
xiaoyikanxiangwushiyuanwendao：“wulaoban，zheixienian，wuxiaojieshibushizaiheyizhongyansedanhuangdeyao？”
wushiyuanlianliandiantou：“meicuo，zheigeyaoshiwangxiongkaide，wonveryijinghelechabuduobanianle，nandaoshizheigeyaoyouwenti？”
“对！”
萧毅点头。
“buduia，zheigeyaowozhaorenyanguo，meiyourenhewenti。”
wushiyuanbujiedao：“erqiewonverhelezheigeyaohou，jingshenqihenzu，shentikebiyiqianhaoduole，zenmekenenghuiyouduni？”
xiaoyiyaoleyaotou，shenseningzhongdao：“neidoushiyaoxiaochanshengdejiaxiang。”
“wuxiaojiehedeyaojiaoqiningsan，wusewuwei，shiyizhongmanxingduyao。”
“renhexiaquhou，huichuxianjingshenwangshengdejiaxiang。”
“ruguowomeicaicuo，wuxiaojiebaitianyidingjinglichongpei，dandaolewanshang，wuxiaojiedeshentijiuhuifeichangpibei，zheijiushiweishenmewuxiaojieshuimianlianghaodeyuanyin。”
cike，wangzhixianyijinghedehunshendouzaifadou。
tayishidao，yanqianzheigenianqingren，jueduibushiyibanren。
wangzhixianmiansekongju，danhaishizuiyingdao：“xiaozi，ni，nishaowumiewo。”
“wulaoban，niwoxiangshiduonian，qianwanbiexiangxinzheigexiaozideguihua。”
“wozenmekenenghuihaiwuxiaojieni。”
xiaoyimeiyoudalita，jixudao：“wuxiaojiesuishuoshinanchanchusheng，danbuguoshitizhixuruo，zhiyaoxiuyanghao，shentibuhuiyoushenmedawenti。”
“danwuxiaojielianxuhelejiangjinbaniandeqiningsanzheizhongmanxingduyao，dusuyijingbianbulewuxiaojiedequanshen。”
“jiashangwuxiaojietixu，suoyiyinqidehanzheng，caidaozhiwuxiaojiehunmibuxing。”
“zaizheimexiaqu，buchuyigeyue，wuxiaojiejiuhui......”
xiaoyimeiyoujixushuoxiaqu。
jiusuanxiaoyibushuo，wushiyuanxinliyemingbai。
“王智闲！”
wushiyuannuhouyisheng，xionghendedengzhewangzhixian。
wangzhixianjinghuangbuyi，querengranbusixin：“wulaoban，nibiexiangxinta，womeiyouhaiwuxiaojie，zhendemeiyoua。”
xiaoyidandandexiaodao：“budaohuanghexinbusi，hao，wohuirangnisigemingbai。”
wangzhixianshuangmulinglidedingzhexiaoyi，chuanzhecuqi：“ni......nidaodishisheipailaide，guyitiaobowohewulaobandeguanxi，jiujingshishenmemude。”
xiaoyimeiyoulihui，ershiquchuyinzhen，jiangwumeiyinzhenfenbieciruwuxiaojiedezhongxinxue。
jinjiezhe，xiaoyishouzhangyinchuyiguqiliu，shunzheyinzhen，liuruwuxiaojiedetinei。
“ke......keke......”
henkuai，wuxiaojiejiukaishijuliekesou。
“噗......”
wuxiaojiemengrantuchuyikouheihongdexueshui。
“wulaoban，kuaizhizhita，taxiangyaoshasiwuxiaojie。”
zheigeshihou，wangzhixianchenjixiangfanyaoxiaoyiyikou。
wushiyuanluchuyisidanyou：“xiaolaodi......”
“wulaoban，nikankanwuxiaojiedoutuchuleshenme。”xiaoyipingjingdeshuodao。
wushiyuanditouyikan，liansedabian。
zaiwuxiaojietuchudexueshuizhong，chanzazheyixiedanhuangyaoshui。
“zheiyounengzhengmingshenme？xiaozi，nibiebashipenziwangwotoushangkou。”
wangzhixianyiransibuchengren。
“buzheji，dengwuxiaojiexinglai，yiqiedounengzhenxiangdabai。”
萧毅显得很淡然。
“xiaolaodi，nishuowonverhuixinglai？”
吴世源大喜。
“qiningsandedusubingmeiyoushangdaowuxiaojiedexinzang，woyijingjiangwuxiaojietineidedusubichu，wuxiaojiehenkuaijiunengxinglai。”xiaoyijieshidao。
“好，好。”
wushiyuancuozheshou，tajiuzheimeyigenver，nverjiushitaweiyijituohexiwang。
fangjianzaicianjingxialai，dajiademuguangdouluozaiwuxiaojiedeshenshang。
shijianyifenyimiaodeguoqu，wangzhixianhuxishengyuelaiyuenongzhong。
wushiyuanneixinyijingyouledasuan。
daolezheiyibu，taxiangxinlexiaoyidehua。
danxianzaihaibushizhaowangzhixiansuanzhangdeshihou，tayaodengnverxinglai。
jiuzaizheishi，wuxiaojieyanpidongledong，suijihuanhuanzhengkaishuangyan。
“qianqian，nikesuanshixingle。”
wushiyuanganjindunzaiwuqianqianchuangbian，jidongdewozhuwuqianqiandeshou，shengyindouzaigengyan。
zaiwaimian，tashigeqiangshidedagongsilaozong。
danzaijiali，tashiyigetengainverdefuqin。
wuqianqianxianshimangrandekanlekansizhou，suihoucaikanxiangwushiyuan，xuruodejiaolesheng：“ba......”
“嗯，爸在这。”
wushiyuanyankuangdouliuxialeleishui：“meishile，meishile。”
wuqianqianshentibenlaijiubuhao，zheicihuranhunmi，yonglezheimeduobanfa，wuqianqiandoumeiyouxinglai。
wushiyuandoudanxin，wuqianqianhuichushenmeshi。
ruguowuqianqianmeile，neitajiushiqulehuoxiaqudexiwang。
keshi，zheimeihaodeyimu，quebeiyishengnuhoujidapole。
“wangzhixian，nixiangganshenme。”
xiaoyichongshangqu，dangzailewushiyuandemianqian。
wangzhixiantaochusanmeiyinzhen，chaowuqianqiandenaodaifeiqu。
danxiaoyiyefeichuyinzhen，bawangzhixiandeyinzhenjidangxia。
“都他妈怪你。”
wangzhixianedudedenglexiaoyiyiyan，zhijiechaoxiaoyichongleshanglai。
henkuai，wangzhixianjiuhexiaoyidadouzaiyiqi。
wangzhixianyoudianshili，dangenbenbushixiaoyideduishou。
xiaoyizhaozhunjihui，yiquandazaiwangzhixiandefubu，jiezhezhuazhuwangzhixiandeyizhigebo。
咔嚓！
“啊！”
wangzhixianfachuyishengcanjiao，gebobeixiaoyijibaiduanle。
xiaoyiyishuaishou，jiubawangzhixianrengzailewushiyuandejiaoxia。
“wangzhixian，meixiangdao，nizhenxiangshawonver！”
wushiyuanyanshenbingleng，gangcairuguobushixiaoyi，wuqianqianjiuyouweixianle。
wangzhixianwuzhegebo**，meiyouhuidawushiyuan。
“wocaidemeicuo，wuxiaojieyijingfajuelewangzhixianjitahedeyaobuduijing。”
xiaoyikaikoudao：“wangzhixianhaipawuxiaojiebazheijianshigaosuwulaoban，jiukaishijiadayaoliang，rangwuxiaojiehunmi。”
“zheiyangdehua，wuxiaojieyidanchushi，zheijianshiyongyuandoubuhuibeirenzhidao。”
“suoyi，wuxiaojiexingle，wangzhixiancaizheimezhejixiangyaoshasiwuxiaojie。”
“heiheihei......”
wangzhixianfachuguaixiao：“meixiangdaoa，wowangzhixianyingmingyishi，zuihoujingranbaizainigexiaozaizishenshang。”
“耻辱，耻辱啊！”
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未婚妻逼我替兄入赘瘫痪后，她悔疯了
作者：西瓜碎碎冰
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