xiangbudaozuozheqiliuhaihuiyongzheizhongfangshizhankai《shenyizhizun：kaijubeituihun》juqingdemiaoxie，jirenfeichangdadejingxi，kanhouyouyizhongyiyouweijindeganjue，zhujiaolinxiaotangmoranzuizhongjiejuyeshihenjingxide，xiaoshuozhuyaojianglehaole，zheishiwozuihouyiciquanni，ruguoyaoshinijuedinghaole，jiulaiwojinideneigefangzidizhiba，wozaineilidengni。shuowan，shisangualedianhua。……
太霸道了!
jihumeigerenxinzhongdoushengqizheiyangyigeniantou。
zaizhongrenkanlai，linxiaoshizixinguotou，caihuishuochuzheiyangkuangwangyoubadaodehua，yebuxiangxiangrenjiatangmoranshishei!
tianzhijiaonv，qishinilinjiayigefeiwunengpeideshang?
“linxiao，nizhidaonizaihushuoxieshenmema!zaizheilidayanbucan，haibuganjinjitangxiaojiepeilidaoqian!”
linzhenghaiyinchenzhelian，shangqianjibu，nuchidao。
benjiukanlinxiaobushuang，jiashanggangcaierzibeida，yourangtalianshangwuguang，ruofeizaidatingguangzhongzhixia，tahenbudejianglinxiaobaodayidun!
ciwai，linxiaozheijuhuataiguobadao，yezhizhenggelinjiaanweiyubugu。
tangmorannaishitangjiatianzhijiaonv，weilaijiyoukenengjichengzhenggetangjiachanye，linxiaorucixingwei，fenmingjiushijianglinjialadaotangjiaduilimian。
yidantangmoranyincierqiannulinjia，zaitangjiazheizhongpangrandawumianqian，linjiazhiyoufumiedexiachang!
ertazheigeshihouzhanchulaizhizelinxiao，yishigaosutangmoranlinxiaosuozuosuoweigentalinjiawuguan，ershiguyijijianglinxiao。
jiranbuzaizhuangsha，neikendingbuhuizaidatingguangzhongzhixiafanhui，haowulianmiandejitangmorandaoqian。
linxiaopingjingdekanxiangershulinzhenghai，bingweihangsheng，ershiyiyanbufadekanzhe。
beizheizhongmuguangyizhidingzhe，raoshilinzhenghaijiujingfengyu，xinliyebuyoufamaoqilai，shenzhidouhuaiyizijigangcaishibushishuocuolehua。
jiuzailinzhenghaiyaokaikouzaicixunchishi，yipangdetangmoranqueturankailekou。
“linxiao，jirannizheiyangshuole，neiwokeyijiniyigejihui。”
cihuayichu，dunshirangzaichangsuoyourenweizhiyijing，buguohenkuai，zhongrenjiufanyingguolai，mingbaitangmoranmingzheshiyaojilinxiaojihui，shizeshixiangranglinxiaozhinanertui。
linxiaoxiaole，tangmoranzenmexiangdetayouqinengbuzhi。
“什么机会?”
“ruixiangjituanniyinggaizhidaoba，tangruoninengcongruixiangjituannaxiasanqianwandingdan，wokeyikaolvwomenzhijiandehunyue!”
tangmoranlengdandao，yuqiyidun，“jizhu，jinjinshikaolv!”
jibianlinxiaonenggouzuodao，zaitaxinzhong，linxiaoyemeiyouzigezhanzaitashenbian，genneixietianzhijiaozixiangbi，linxiaohaichadeyuan。
genghekuang，tayeburenweilinxiaonenggouzuodao。
yinweicongruixiangjituannaxiazheisanqianwandingdan，tayijingchangshiguo，jieguolianhangongzidemiandoumeijiandao，zhijiebeijujue。
liantatangjiadoubunengbandaodeshiqing，jiupinglinjia，pingyigezhuangshachonglengdelinxiaonenggoubandao?
yuqishuoshijilinxiaoyigejihui，burushuoshixiangranglinxiaozhinanertui，guaiguaidiantoudayingjiechuhunyue，linjiahainengdedaoyixiebuchang。
“嘶!”
“sanqianwandingdan!tazenmekenengbandedao!”
“tangruoshiwodehua，haishiguaiguaideshiqufuruan，yuqidaoshihoudiurenxianyan，haiburuxianzaikuaidaozhanluanma，laigegancui!”
“ruixiangjituanneikeshijiangnanshengpaimingqianshidedajituan，zichanshubaiyi，linjiazhibuguoshinanjiangshiyigexiaoxiaodejiazuchanye，ruixiangjituanyouzenmekenenghuikanshanglinjia，yuzhihezuo。”
“genbenbukenengzuodedao!”
tingzhezhongrendesiyulengxiao，linzhenghai、linpengdengrendourenbuzhuluchujixiaozhise。
tamenziranyejianbudelinxiaonenggouzuodao，fouzelinxiaoyidanzhendenengzuodao，danpingzheiyidianpashijiunengranglaotaijundingxialinxiaoshilinjiaweilaijichengrendeshenfen。
erlinxiaobuyingxia，youxiandetaqienuowuneng，ziranyehuiranglaotaijunshiwang。
dengjinriguohou，zaizailaotaijunmianqianxishulinxiaozhongzhongwuneng，rucidehualinjiaweilaijichengrenzhinengshuyutaerzilinpeng!
dangran，linzhenghaigengxiwanglinxiaonenggouyingxia，rucidehuadaoshidiuliandiudegengda，yejiugengranglaotaijunshiwang。
“就这?”
linxiaoweiweiyixiao，yilianqingsongziru。
shenweixianjieshenxiaoxianzun，jibiantabenzunbeimie，yuanshendaweishousun，dansuozhixiaode、suohuidedaofaxianshu，yebushizheilanxingshangyiqunlouyinenggouxiangxiangde。
ququyigedingdaneryi，taziranmeifangzaixinshang。
dabule，wuliqiangxingzhenya，biponeiruixiangjituanzhijieqianxiahetongjiushi。
congfenshenjiyizhong，linxiaoyezhidaozaizheigekejifadadelanxingshang，yijiufengchengzhequantoudashiyingdaolizheizezhunze!
jianlinxiaoruciqingsongbiaoqing，zhongrenmianmianxiangqu，weiweicuoe，yidurangzhongrenhuaiyilinxiaoshibushizhendeshazi!
tangmoranzuijiaoweiweishangqiao，buzaiduokanlinxiaoyiyan。
zaitakanlai，linxiaozheishenqingxingweitaiguoqingfu，haowulinjiazhangsunfengfan，ziranyejiulandeduokanyiyan，ershiniutoukanxiangxiaolaotaijun。
“xiaolaotaijun，jinriduoyoudaraomaofan，gairizaidengmenzhiqian。”
“wufang，tangxiaojiejinrifengfan，laoshensuanshijianshile。”
萧老太君微微含笑。
meiyourenzhidao，tazheifanhuashiguyishuojitangmorantingde，xinzhonggaoxingzeshiyinweitadehaozhangsunlinxiao，huoxuzhenderuershinianqianneisuanminglaoxianshengsuoyan，linjiaweilaiquanxilinxiaoyiren!
tangmoranshenshenkanleyiyanxiaolaotaijun，bingweiduoyan，zhuanshengensuifuqintangrongliqu。
daidetangmoranfunvliqu，linjiashangxiachulexiaolaotaijunhelinxiao，zhongrenzaiwuxinsizhunbeishouyan，yizhongbinkeyehenshiqu，caocaochiguowufanbianyiyiliqu。
bangwanshifen，houtang，linjiahexinzisunxishudaochang，weishouzuozhedezhengshixiaolaotaijun。
“ma，linxiaotaikuangwangle，jiupingtanenggounaxiaruixiangjituandesanqianwandingdan?tadaoshisuiyile、kaixinle，kequedezuiletangmoran，dezuiletangjia!”
zhongrenzhong，linzhenghaishangqian，chenshengzhizedao。
“ergeshuodedui，linxiaozheishiwanquanbuguwomenzhenggelinjiaa!yiwokan，tafenminghuaihenzaixin，jiushiguyide，xiangyaojinutangmoran，yicirenutangjia。”
yangmaogenlinzhenghaiyouzhejifenxiangsi，shencaipianshoudelinzhengyangyezhanlechulai，yinchenzhelianzhizedao。
“nainai，sanshushuodemeicuo，linxiaofenmingjiushihuaihenzaixin，yiweiwomenzheixienianqifuta，tacaixiangyaojiecibaofu!”
林鹏也急忙附和道。
“zheixieniannimenqifulinxiaodehaishaoma?dangwozhendeshixiazi，shenmedoubuzhidao?!”
xiaolaotaijunnudengzhelinpeng，suihoumuguangyisaolinzhenghaidengren，shouzhongfengchiguaizhangzhongzhongdeqiaodazhediban，nushengdao。
wenyan，linzhenghaidengrenhenshishiqudeguaiguaibizui。
denglebanshang，jianxiaolaotaijunnuqixiaoledaban，zaizhongrenmuguangsongyongxia，linzhenghaizaicikaikoudao，“ma，guoqudeshiyijingguoqule，linxiaoyijingyingxialetangmorantichudeyaoqiu，ruoshitabanbudaozenmeban?”
xiaolaotaijunlianseweiweiyichen，muguangzairenqunzhongyisao，dunshizhouqimeitou。
“linxiaoni?tarenzenmebuzai?”
“nainai，chiwanfandeshihouwokandaolinxiaochumenle，buzhidaopaonaquliudale!”
linmeilianmangyingdao，lianshangdaizhejixiao。
“heng，kendingshitaozhiyaoyaole，duoguojitianzhihou，haorangwomenlinjiazaicidangzhongchuchou!”
林鹏应声讥讽道。
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