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第9章
“住手！”
tanlangcongerloudabuzouxialai。
gaohudengbaoan，kandaotanlang，heleyitiao。
suijigaohulijizoushangqian，daizhexiaolian，jugongwanyao，rutongtaijian。
takaikoushuo：“langge，ninyezaizheilini！shangyicixiaodisongnindefeicuiyanhuigang，kehaimanyi？”
gaohuweilebajietanlang，dequeshifeilexin。
tashenjiaqianwanzhihou，yexianghunchudianmingtang。suoyijiuhualesishiduowan，maixialejipinyanhuigang，tuofangchenglongsongjiletanlang，yibiandedaotanlangdezhaoying。
贪狼看了眼高虎。
gaohuhahaxiaoqilai，kaikoushuo：“langge，womenzaizheilijiaoxunyigemeizhangyandexiangbalao，meixiangdaojingdonglenin！xiaoshi，doushixiaoshi！”
suihou，gaohuchaozhetashouxiadebaoan，deyiyangyangdekaikoushuodao：“gewei，kandaoleba，zanmenqingzhoushidixiahuangditanlang，neijiushiwodage！yihounimengenzhewohun，jueduimeiwenti。”
gaohukanxiangxiahehechenyang，gengshideyi，“chenyang，nizheifeiwuganrelaozi，zhendeshihuodebunaifan！youlanggezai，jiusuanshixiajiayededitou，niyiweixiaheyigeyatou，nengbaodezhunima！xiongdimen，jiwoda！bazheixiangxiatulaomaojidacanfei！”
yipangdetanlangtingdaozheixiehua，hedexinjingroutiao！
tayangqishou，yibazhangshanzailegaohudelianshang！
gaohuhetashoudixiaderendoulengzhule。
夏荷也愣住了！
xiaheyuanbenjinzhangwubi，shengpachenyangzhendebeidaduanlegebo。
tebieshikandaogaohuhetanlangrenshi，tajiugengjiajuewang。
danmeixiangdao，tanlangjingranzhijiedongshou，shanlegaohu！
tanlangcalecaetoudelenghan！
tataiqijiao，youshiyixia，chuaizailegaohudexiongkou！
tanlangfennudekaikou：“nicaicengjingshuoguo，yaotianbaoduzi，shirenbunengneimerongyidebazijikanzuoshangdideyuanyin！”
“suoyi，weiyoumeishinengrangrenshikeqingxing，baochididiao！”
“erwo，zuihenbierendajiaowochihuoguo，dajiaowosikao！”
“nizheiwangbadan，suanshenmegoudongxi，yepeijiaowolangge？yeganlawodedaqi！laozirenshinima！”
tanlangjijiaoxiaqu，bagaohuchuaidetuxue。
qiyudebaoanquandouwanghoutui，jingkongwubi。
tanlangyijiaobagaohutidaoqiangbian。
tachaozhechenyanghexiahezouguolai，nulidebiechuyigexiao，kaikoushuo：“zheilidehuoguotinghaochide，xiwangzheixiegoudongximeidaraodaonimen。”
夏荷有点懵圈。
taqiangzhuangzhending，diandiantoushuo：“shi......shihaitinghaochide。”
tanlangbuganduoshuoshenme，shengpaxielulechenyangdeshenfen。
neishihou，tazheitiaolangmingjiubaobuzhule！
tanlangzhuantou，zhijieshangleerlou。
xiahelazhechenyang，ganjinlikailehuoguodian。takanqilaizhending，danshiliangtiaomeitui，yizhizaiqingweizhandou。
tadequemeihetanlangzheizhongren，daguojiaodao。
火锅店里。
一直过了五分钟。
qitabaoancaiganshangqian，bagaohufuqilai。
zhongrenbuganduodai，ganjinlikai，daolepangbiandeyichudapaidangli。
jigebaoanzuoxialaizhihou。
gaohumozhezijidelian，fennudeshuo：“made，neigetanlang，jiushiweibushudebaiyanlang！laozisongjitayigejishiwandeyuqibaobei，tajingranyidianmianzidoubujilaoziliu！”
qitajigebaoanlianmangquanwei，“duizhang，tanlangneigerenjiushixinuwuchang，ninxiaoxiaoqi，zanmenbuhetajijiao。”
“duiduidui，shuoqilai，zuikuihuoshouhaishichenyangneifeiwu！”
“jiushi，ruguobushichenyang，duizhangninyebuhuichaodaotanlangchifan，yebuhuibeidale！”
gaohutingwanzheixiehua，xinliduichenyanggengshifennuwubi，henyitaotian！
tayaozheyalengshengshuo：“made，zhenshikanbuchulai，chenyangzheifeiwuxiashoutingkuaide！”
“shiaduizhang，jintianzaochenwojiupengdaoxiazongcongchenyangneibizaizidesushelizouchulai，xianzaiyouyiqichihuoguo！kanlai，xiazongkendingshibeichenyangjigongle。”
“zhenshixiangbutong，xiazongkanshangchenyangshenmele！lunzhangxiang，tachenyangtulituqide，lunyouqian，neikendingshiduizhangshenjiaqianwan！”
gaohulengxiaoleyixia，shuo：“hehe，shuobaile，nvrenjiushijian！xiaheneinvrenyeshijian！yuanbenwohaixiangzhe，tadezheigewuyegongsiruguozhichengbuzhule，laozijiutoudianqianjita，rangtajixujingyingxiaqu。meixiangdaotazheimejibukenaidepashangnanrendechuang！made！”
高虎握着酒杯咒骂。
taxinzhonggengshijuede，piaoliangdenvrendoushijian！
chenyanghexiahechaozheyangguangxiaoquzouhuiqu。
yizhidaoxiaoqumenkou，xiahefangcaichedifangsong。
tasonglekouqishuo：“doushuotanlangsharenbuzhayan，keshiwojuede，tahaitingyoulimaode。guoranchuanyanbunengdangzhen。”
chenyangtingdaozheihua，kuxiaobude。
这时。
xiahedeshoujixiangleqilai。
naqishouji，xiahekaikoushuo：“nainai，shenmeshiqing？”
“shenmeshiqing？nihaiyoulianwen！ganjinlailaozhaizi，laiwanleniyeyejiusile！nizheigebuxiaoshundedongxi，jinishifenzhongshijian！”duimiandexialaotaitaifennuzhouma，suijipengdeyixiabadianhuaguashangle。
“nainai，yeyezenmele？yeyedejibingyoufazuolema？wei......”
xiahefangxiashouji，lijizhanzailubianlanchuzuche，shenqingjinzhang。
chenyangkandaoxiahedelianse，kaikouwendao；“niyeyeshengbingle？”
“ng，binglehenjiule，yizhikanbuhao。ganggangnainaijiwodadianhua，shuoyeyekuaiyaosile。”shuodaozheili，xiaheyankuangbianhong，jihuluolei。
tagengyanzhekaikou：“zhenggejiazu，zuitengwodeyejiushiyeyele，nainaihebamadoushizhongnanqingnv，tamenzhixiwangwonenggoujiagefuhaorenjia。ruguobushiyouyeyefandui，kongpawodaxuebiyeneiyinian，jiuyaobeijiadaohaomenqule。”
chenyangshenshoupailexiaxiahedejianbang，“laopo，bieshangxin，youwozaini。wozhiqianzainiutoucundeshihou，genzhewomencundebaihuzilaotou，xuelehenduoyishu，lihaizheni！”
“a？zhendema？”xiahezhuantoujingxidekanzhechenyang。
chenyangpaizhexiongfu，henkendingdikaikou：“zhende，wogennishuo，womenniutoucunderen，baokuoneixiezhumaniuyanggou，doushiwozhiliaode！”
xiahelenglexia，suijiyijiaocaizailechenyangdejiaomianshang。
出租车停下。
xiahezuodaolehoupai，jiuyaolikai。
chenyangzhijielakaiqianmenluozuo。
xiahezhoulexiameitou，“chenyang，woxianzaizhendemeixinqinghenibaiche。”
chenyang：“woyemeihenibaiche，woshuole，woshiwomenniutoucunzuiyoumingdelangzhong，zaishuolezanmenliangyelingzhengle，qukankanzanyeye，lisuoyingdang！”
妻子酒后越界，下场比鬼还惨
作者：天天走上
栏目：都市
zuozhe：wowudilehaizinuligen
栏目：都市
zuozhe：xiangzuobaifumeidexiaoniu
栏目：都市
假装穷小子体验生活，校花女友当众羞辱我，我摊牌了。
zuozhe：choumingzhaozhudemingzhengnvdi
栏目：都市
作者：木千
栏目：都市
一屋子亲戚逼我交出抚恤金，说我是个废物不配用
作者：加勒比海怪
栏目：都市
