杀猪匠与寡妇：老实人怎玩得过我爱吃藤藤菜的蜗牛-著

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《shazhujiangyuguafu：laoshirenzenwandeguowo》shiyibulingrenxinchishenwangdezuopin，jiangshulewenxilingshizaizhuiqiumengxiangdedaolushangjinglidejianxinyufuchu。wenxilingshifendoubuzhi，mianduizhegezhongtiaozhanhekaoyan。tongguoyutarendejiaoliuyuhuzhu，wenxilingshibuduanchengzhang、gaibian，bingzuizhongshixianleziwochaoyue。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanyongqiyuxiwang，zhuanshenjiuwangtizixiatiao，quebanlegeliangqiang。woxiaodeqianyanghouhe，tingjiantamenshengshuo：“biexiaole，ganjinqudun，……jiangdianranduzheneixindejiqing。

精彩章节

woshiqinggangcunchulemingdepolaqiaoguafu，zicongwozhangfusilehou，jingchangyourenbanyeqiaowomen。

kexiwobingwufuxiongbaohu，zhidexunqiubiyou。zhengdangwoxunqiumubiaoshi，

yigewudasancudehanzicongwoyanqianzouguo。qianfushisuanxiucai，xianzaizheimanghanziyebucuo。

niyigelaoshirenzendewandeguowo？1.zheishiwoshouguadedisannian。woyizheqingshibanqiangkeguazi。

yuanchuchuanlai“dongdongdong”deduorousheng，xiangjileneisuanxiucaiyuwozhetengshiyelidedongjing—kexitameizheibaliqi，

hunhoumeibannianjiukesizaikangtoule。“yo，wenguafuyoulaiwangyeshila？”maizhenxiandewangpozixieniwo。

wochongtapaogemeiyan，guyibaguaziqiaotujintapoluoli：“kebuma，ninjiashuanzhuzuoeryelihaiqiaowochuangni，

shuoyaojiwosongxinnadexiedi——ninyaobuxin，denghuierwotuolexiejininqiaoqiao？

”wangpozimamalieliedinuokaidanzi。wowuzhezuixiao，yanjiaoquepiaoxiangxiangzijintouderoutan。

neigejiaolingshideshazhujiangyouzaichiboganhuo，jiliangshangdejirousuizhehuidaoqifu，gutongsepifuzhanzhexihan，

zaixiyangxiafanzheyouguang。“lingdage——”wocaizhesuibuhuangguoqu，“jiwochengerjinzhuroubei？

yaozuifeideneikuai。”tataitoucahan，shoubeishangdemeihuicengdaoquangu，xiangzhitouxingdehuamao。wodingzheta，

turanxiangqicunxitouliguafushuodehua：“shazhujiangneihuoer，deshiqiaojing，

shouwanzilisuozheni……”“wenmeiziyaozuoshacai？”tawanyaofanzhaoanban。woguyicoujinta，

rangsuihuaguazidelingkouhuaxiacunxu：“dunzhutitangya，bubushenzi——ninqiaowozheilianse，

shibushitecangbailexie？”tadeerduo“teng”dihongle，zhijianzaifeiroushangluandian：“zhei、zheikuaichengbu？

”woshenshouanzhutashoubei：“lingdageshouzheimedou，gaibuhuishixianwoguafushenfen——huiqi，jiaojibude？

”“mei、meiyou！”tamengdisuohuishou，caidao“danglang”zazaidishang，jingfeiliangzhilvtoucangying。wowanyaojiandao，

guyirangfasisaoguotaxiaotui，taitoushizhengqiaozhuangshangtahuangluandeyanshen。“lingdagepashenme？

”wobadaosaijintazhangxin，“woyoubuchiren。zaishuole……”woyadishengyin，yansishangtiao，“ninzheishenzigu，

woxiangchi，yedeyaodedonga。”tahoujiejuliegundong，turanzhuaqianbiandeyouzhiguorou，

dongzuokuaidexiangzaitaoming：“erjinsiliang，suanniershiwen。”womochutongqianwangtazhangxinfang：“lingdageshouzhenda，

woqidaolaikendingwendang——wobiededongxi，xiangbiyechabule。”“bie、bieluanshuo！”tahoutuibanbu，

zhuangdeshenhoudemutonghuangdang，qingshuiposhilekujiao。woxiaochuyanlei，congxiulitaochupazidijita：“qiaoqiao，

douchenghualianmaole。”taquexiangbeitangzhesidebaishou，cushengshuo：“nannvshoushoubuqin！”wo“puchi”xiaochusheng，

guyibapazianzaitaxiongkou：“qindouqinbude，haishoushouni？wozheipazikeshixinxiude，ninyaobujie，

wojiudangmobucaanbanla。”tahuangmangjieguopazi，kanzhewoyilengyilengde。yuanchuchuanlaibangzisheng，

gaishicunkouliulaotoumaidoufunaodeshichenle。wohuangzheyouzhibaozhuanshen，

zouleliangbuyouhuitou：“lingdagewanshangkeyoukong？woxinxueledaohuajiaozhouzi，

keximeigerenchangxiandan……”tadeergenhongdekuaidixue：“wo、wowanshangyaoshazhu……”wotiaomeicoujinta，

wenzhetashenshanghunzhexuexingqidehanwei：“shazhujiangjiushihao，daohaoshi——jiuxianglingdagezheibadao，

yaoshiqieqibiede‘rou’lai，xiangbiyeliluodehen。”“wenxi！”taturandihouyisheng，

anbanshangdefeiroudougenzhedouledou。woheleyitiao，quejiantabieguolianqu，

menshengshuo：“yihou……bielaizheizhonghunhua。”wozhazhayan，guyibashengyinfangruan：“zenme，

lingdagebuxihuanting？neiwomingrihuangehuayangshuo——biru……”“goule！”tazhuaqianbanshangdecaidao，

“tianqire，zaibuzou，rouyaochoule。”wowuzhezuixiao，zhuanshenshiguyiniuleniuyaozhi：“lingdagebiejiya，

mingricishi，wohailaimairou——yaodaipideneizhong，jidejiwoliu，dunqilaicaigouweier。

”2.zouhuizijiayuanzishi，tianbiandewanxiazhengnongdehuabukai。womozheyouzhibaolidefeirou，

xiangqilingshierjiandehong，huranjuedezheiguadanderizi，zongsuanyouledianyoushui。

qianfushigelianmowojiaodouyaonian《nvjie》desuanxiucai，najianguozheihaoyidoujiuzhamaodecaohan？qie，

shouguazheijinian，woyuanzideyewanyuefabupingjingle。shishihouzhaogehanzishouzhele。yelizhangdengshi，

wozuozaimenjianshangzecai，tingjiangebichuanlai“dongdong”deduorousheng。lingshideyuanzijiuzaiwojiahouyuangeqiang，

yiwangzhijuedezheishengyinchaodehuang，jinyequetingchulejifenyunlv——xiangshishenmedongxi，zaixinlinaoanaode。

“wenmeizi！”qiangneibianturanchuanlaitadeshengyin，hewoyitiao。wodianjiaowangqu，zhijiantajuzhegeyouzhibao，

zhanzaitizishangwangzheibiantan：“jinidailekuaicuigu，duntanghaohe。”woyangtoukanta，

yueguangbatadelunkuogoudegewaifenming。“lingdagezheimetitie？”woguyituozhangshengyin，

“mobushipawojinwanyouzuoemeng，xianghongwokaixin？”tashouyidou，youzhibaodiaojinwohuaili，

zhuanshenjiuwangtizixiatiao，quebanlegeliangqiang。woxiaodeqianyanghouhe，tingjiantamenshengshuo：“biexiaole，ganjinqudun，

biechoule。”chuangwaideyueliangyueshengyuegao，woyaozhecuiguhengxiaoqu，xinxiang：qinggangcundeyea，

zongsuanyoudianpantoule。3.tingzheyuanwaidebangzishengqiaoguosangeng。woquansuozaibeiwolifadou。

chuangzhibeiyefengguadeshashaxiang，xiangjilequniandongzhineiye，wanglaohanhezuijiubawochuangtaishidedongjing。

zhijianzuanjinchuangdan——zicongzijiananrensihou，zheiyangdeye，woshudoushubuqing。houjianfanqikuse，

xiangqibairililingshizuanzhepazidemoyang。woyaoyaoya，mochuyaxiangdideyuebaixiaogua，guyijiangpankousongleliangke。

fanqiangshiqunbaigouzhumuci，wosuoxingcheduandaizi，guangzhejiaocaiguoshilengdeqingshiban。

lingshidejialiliangzhehunhuangyoudeng。woanzhukuangtiaodexiongkou，guyiyongzhijiankouxiangmumen，

weiyintuodelaozhang：“lingdagekaikaimenya……”jiaobushengdourantingle。mubanzhiyayishengliekaitiaofeng，

lingshideliancongmenfenglijichulai，fashaohaizhanzhemuxie：“wen、wenmeizi？zheimewan……”tahuayinjiaranerzhi，

muguangluozaiwobanchangdelingkou，yanleyankoushui。wozhuangzuosesefadou，wangmenfengliji：“youren、zaizawohoumen，

wopa。”huayinweiluo，woyuanchuanlai“peng”demenxiang，xiangshimugunzhuangzaiyuanqiangshang。lingshishunjianbengjinjibei，

shenshoujiangwozhuaijinwuli，fanshoushuanshangmen。tazhangxindelaojiancaguowoshouwan，tangdewoxianxiehengchusheng。

“duo、duozheier。”tazhuanshenqutuoanbanhoudemuju，quetifanlejiaobiandeshuitong。

wojiezheyoudengweiguangdaliangta——jinwantachuanlejiancubuduanda，lingkouchangzhe，luchujieshidexiongtang。

“shui……dashile。”tawanyaojiantong，tuicengdaowoxigai。woguyiwangtashenbiankao，

xiudaotashenshangxuexingqi：“lingdageshenshanghaonuanhe，biwoneisiguidetanpenhairehu。”tamengdiqishen，

hounaoshaozhuangshangwodeetou。wochitongyingningyisheng，tahuangmangfuzhuwojianbang，

quexiangchulehuosidesuohuishou：“duibuzhu！ni、nimeishangzheba？”woyangtoukanta，

faxiantaerjianhongdebianbanshangdezhuganhaixianliang，bijianhaiguazhelihanzhu。“teng——”wozhuaizhutaxiukou，

zhijianhuaguotaxiaobei，“lingdageyaozenmepeiwo？”tahunshenjiangying，

yanjingsisidingzhetianhuaban：“wo、woqujinishouye！ni、nizaizheierxiezhe。”woqingxiaoyisheng，

songkaishouqubonongtayaojiandeshazhudao：“daozheimeli，zhurenquezuiben。”“bie……bieluanmo！

”tazhuazhuwoshouwan，queyouxiangpanongshangwosidefangqinglidao，“zheidao……zang。

”woguyicoujintazhangxinheqi：“zaizangdedao，lingdagedounengcaganjing——jiuxianglingdagejialiyiyang，

ganganjingjingde。”4.taturanzhuanshen，jianbangzhuangshangshenhoudearoujia。tonglingbanderoukuaihuangqilai，

zaiyoudengxiatouchubanboyinying。wodingzhetazhandoudehoubei，tingjiantamenshengshuo：“wenmeizi，

ni……nigaizhaogezhengjingnanren。”“woqiaozhenijiuzhengjing。”woraodaotashenqian，

yangqiliankantaxiabashangdehucha，“baitianmaizhurou，yelihuiyuan，

bineixietoumoqiaochuangdezhengjingduole——zaishuole，”wozhijianhuaguotahoujie，“lingdagezheiertiaodezheimekuai，

nandaobushixiangdangwozhengjingnanren？”“ni……”taturanzuanzhuwoshouwananzaiqiangshang，

anbanshangdecaidao“guangdang”luodi。wowangzhetajinzaizhichidetongkong，limianranzheliangcuhuomiao，

xiangyaobawotunjinqu。tabijiancengguowoetou，cuchuanzheshuo：“wenxi，nizainao……wozhenyaodongshoule。

”wogouqichunjiao，shenticengguotayijin：“dongshoua——wohaidanglingdageshikuaimutouni。

”tahoujiecaguowobijian，turanzhuaqiqiangshangdeyifushuaizaiwojiantou：“pishang！bieshouliang。

”wochexiatajideyifushuaidishang：“lingdage，wodexinyiniyingdangmingbai，nideni？”tamengdizhuanshen，

quepengfanleshengzhezhuxiashuidemupen，xingchoudetangzhijianzaitakutuishang。“duibuzhu……”tawanyaoqujianmupen，

shengyinmendexiangsailetuanmianxu，“ni、nizuozheier，bieluanzou。”wodingzhetadichuidehoujing，

turanshenshouanzhutahouxin：“lingdagexintiaodehaokuai，shibushigenwoxiangfayiyang？”tahunshenjuzhen，

mupen“pa”dishuaizaidishang。wochenjitiejintaerbian：“biepaya——woyoubuyaoren。

buguoyaoshilingdagexiangyaowo……”chuileyikouqi，“wodaoshibujieyi。”“wenxi！”taturanzhuanshen，

shuangshouchengzaiwoliangcedeqiangshang，bawokunzaiyinyingli。wonengkanjiantajiemaozaizhandou，zuichunminchengyitiaozhixian，

xiangjileanbanshangdaizaidegaoyang。wodianqijiaojian，bijianjihupengdaota：“zenme？bugankanwo？

”“bushi……”tahoujiegundong，turanzhuaqiwodeshouanzaizijixiongkou，“nimo。

”wozhijianchudaotaguntangdepifu，xintiaoshengruleigubanzhendezhangxinfama。tayazhesangzishuo：“zainao，

zheikexinjiuyaotiaochulaile。”wowangzhetayandidezhengzha，huranruanleshengyin：“lingdage，wopa。

”zheijuhuagangchukou，yankuangjingzhendefasuan——bushizhuangde。talengleleng，taishouxiangbaowo，

queyouzaibankongquanqishouzhi：“youwozai，meirenganshangni。

”wozhuazhutaquanqideshouanzaizijiyaojian：“neinibaobaowo……”tahunshenjiangying，quemanmanshoulongshuangbei，

jiangwoquanjinhuaili。tadexiongfuxiangkuaishaohongdetieban，gezhedanyidounengzhuochuanwo。

wotingjiantazaitoudingmenshengshuo：“wenxi，niyaohouhuide，woshicuren，gennineixiucai……”“buhouhui。

”wozuanjintahoubeidecubu，wendaotalingkoucanliudezaojiaoxiang，“jiushikexi……”“kexishenme？

”taditoukanwo，jiemaosaoguowoetou。wogouzhutabozi，

zhijianhuaguotahoujingdesuifa：“keximeizaodianxiangtong，meiyouzhudongchuji，buran……”“buranzenyang？

”tashengyinfazhan，shouzhangquemanmankoujinwodeyao。woyangtouwentaxiabashangdehucha，

qingshengshuo：“buranzaorangnichangchang，guafudechuangyouduonuan。”tamengdixilekouqi，

xiangtouzhongyuzhengduanjiangshengdegongniu。wotingjianzijidexintiaoshenggaiguolechuangwaidebangzisheng，huanghujianjuede，

zheimanmanzhangye，zhongyuyoulekeyiqixidewuyan。5.dierri。wokuazhezhulanhuangjinroupushi，

zhengzhuangjianzhaolaosanbazaianbanshangjimeinongyan：“linggezheidaogongyuefajingjinle，zuoeryelikanneimuzhu，

pashibiquxifuhaidejingba？”zhouweijigehanzihongxiaoqilai，xianzhelianwanglingshishenbiancou。

“zhaolaosannizuishangjidiande！”lingshishouqidaoluo，zhugu“kaca”duanchengliangjie，“zaihulielie，

laozijiniqiedianzhuniaopaosaizuili！”tataitoucahan，muguangzhuangshangwo，

erjian“teng”dihongle——zuoeryelitabaozhewodeshi，pashihaizaitanaozililuozhe。“yo，wenguafulaile！

”zhaolaosanzhuantouchongwojiyan，huangyashangzhanzhejiucai，“shibushixianglinggededaole？yaobugejigejinitengdier，

ranglinggejini‘songsonggu’？”zhouweibaofachugengcuyedexiao，wozuanjinzhulanbianyan——zheixieazahua，

wotinglesannian，zaogaimamule，kezaitamianqian，woguabuzhulian。“zhaolaosannishugoude？

”wohuangzhezhulanzoujinanban，“wenjianrouweijiucoushanglai？zenme，niponiangdedupigounishileba，

zendedianjiqiwozheikuaihuangdile？”hanzimenbaofachuhongxiao，zhaolaosanzhanghonglelian：“nigejian——”“goule！

nimendousuanshenmenanren！”lingshituranjiangcaidaoduozaianbanshang，daorenmeirumutoubancun，“zaiganrumeiwenmeizi，

laozibanimenshetougexialaiweigou！”wotiaomeikanta，jiantaxiongkoujulieqifu，zuanzhedaobingdeshoubeiqingjinbaoqi。

zhaolaosansongle，dunangzhewanghoutui：“lingshinihuzhegeguafusuanshenmebenshi？

tazhibudinggencunkouliuhuolangzaogoudashangle——”“pa”deyishengcuixiang，

woyangshoujiletayierguang：“zhaolaosan，niponiangzuoerhaiqiuwojitatouhanzidayanhuni，

zheihuierdaolaibianpaiwo？yaobuwoqunijiazaotaishangshuoshuozheishier？”zhouweixiangqixusheng，

zhaolaosanwuzhelianmamalieliediliuzou。6.lingshiwangzhewohongzhongdezhangxin：“shoutengbu？

”wochongtahuanglehuangshouzhi：“shoubutengdanxinteng，yaoburourou？”taerjianhongdeyaodixue，

quezhenderaoguoanbanlailawo，culidezhangxinguozhuwodeshoushi，

wotingjiantamenshengshuo：“yihoubiegentamendongshou……nidabuguo。”woyangtoukanta：“neilingdagehuzhewo？

”taturansongkaishou，zhuanshenquqierou：“ng。”wocoujinta，

xiudaotashenshangxinhuandezaojiaoxiang——fenmingshiyonglewosaizaitaweiqundoulideneikuai。“lingdageshenshanghaoxiang，

”wozhijianhuaguotahouyao，“bizhaolaosanneishenhuchouweiqiangbaibei。”tashoudoudelihai，roukuaidiaozaiwojiaobian。

wowanyaoqujian，taitoushizhengkanjiantahuangmangbiekaidelian：“wen、wenmeizi，jinriyaosharou？

”woniezheneikuaiwuhuarouhuanglehuang：“yaodaipide，dunqilainianzui——jiuxianglingdagezheiren，kanzhecao，

shize……”“goule！”taturanyadishengyin，yongzhiyouwomennengtingjiandeqiyinshuo，

“zaihushuo……wozhenyaozaizheierbanleni。”wohunshenyizhen，wangzhetayandianxiaqudeguang，

huranxiangqizuoyetabaowoshi，zhangxinzaiwobeishangluoxiaderedu。roupuwaichuanlaiwangpozidejiansangzi：“kuaikanna，

wenguafuyougouzhelingshibufangle！zheijiantizi，pashixiangnanrenxiangfengle！”jigeponiangcuyongzhecoudaochuangbian，

zhizhidiandiandeshengyinxiangqunguozaodemaque。lingshizuanjincaidaodeshoubeishang，daobafanzheqingbai。

“wangshenzizheishiyanhongle？”wolinzherouhuangdaochuangbian，guyitigaoshengyin，

“yaobuworanglingdagejininchengerjinzhunao？tingshuochishabusha——ninzheinaozi，pashigaibubule。

”poniangduilibaofachudaochouqideshengyin，

wangpozizhanghonglelian：“ni、nigebuyaoliande——”“wozenmebuyaolianle？”wowaitoukanta，

guyifushanglingshidexiaobei，“wogenlingdagenanweihunnvweijia，niqingwoyuandeshier，

aizheninjiazufenmaoqingyanle？daoshininjiashuanzhu，zuoeryelizaiwochuangxiachangyanqu，yaobuyaowoxuejidahuotingting？

”poniangduilizhakaileguo，wangpozijianjiaozhepuguolai，quebeilingshihengkuayibudangzhu。

tatietasideshenqudangzaiwoshenqian，chongrenqundihou：“doujilaozigun！zaiganbianpaiwenxi，

dangxinlaoziliuqinburen！”7.xuanxiaoshengjianyuan，roupulizhishengwomencuzhongdehuxisheng。lingshizhuanshenshi，

wokanjiantaetouqinzhexihan，houjieshangdehuchayoumilexie。“yihoubielitamen……”tashengyinfaya，

“wohui……”“huizenyang？”wodianjiaocoujinta，“huiquwo？”tamengdihoutui，houyaozhuangshangaroujia。

wodingzhetahuangluandeyanshen，shenshouzuanzhutaweiqundaizi：“lingshi，nizheierdaodiyoumeiyouwo？

”wozhijiandianlediantaxinkou，“yaoshimeiyou，womingrijiuqugebicunzhaozhangbukuai，tingshuota……”“buxuqu！

”taturanzuanzhuwoshouwan，liqidadexiangyaobaworoujingutouli，“nizhinengdaizaizheier……naeryebuxuqu！

”wowangzhetayandifanyongdeshanhong，huranxiaochusheng：“haoa——neiniderangwochangchang，

nizheibadaodaodiyouduoli。”tahoujiecaguowozhijian，turanditouyaozhuwoerchui，

xiangtouzhongyusikaifengyindekunshou。wojinghuyisheng，zhulan“kuangdang”luodi，wuhuarougundaoanbanxia。