haimaode《shaozhulinmen》demiaoxiezhanshilexuduoyixiangbudaodeyuansu，suimeitebiexinxianneirong，danshiyijiubuhuijuedelaotao。zhujiaoshichutiankuoliyunqi，jiangshule：……liangrenzouchuxiangzi。yijiachaoshimenqian，liyunqisongkaichutiankuo：“tiankuo，nibuyaohaipa，womingtianquzhaozhangbingqiuqing，yinggaihuimeishide。”turuqilaiyi……
张兵搓了搓手。
halazizhijieliuchuzuijiao。
“aiyouwei，zheijiushixiaoyunqiba？”
zhangbingshangqian，jiuyaozhualiyunqishou。
hedeliyunqizhiwanghoutui，shuangshoubeizaishenhou，shengpabeineicangyingzhuazimodao。
yishidaozijishitai，zhangbingkesouyisheng，jiazhuangzhengjing。
xinlianma，zhuangshenmeqinggao？
dengbaninongdaoshou，yiwanshanghuanbagezishi，shuangbusini！
“xiaobinga，ayizhengshuozhenijiulaile，zanniangerliangkezhenshixinyoulingxia~”
fuchunhuaxiaodemanlianzhezi，laolaowozhuzhangbingdeshou。
suiji，youheizheliankanxiangguinv：
“lengzheganshenme？ganjinhuiwudabandaban，zheiyihoujiushinilaogong，kedejiwohaohaofushi！”
“我不嫁！”
李云旗气的跺脚：
“chuletiankuo，wobuhuijiajirenheren！”
“chouyatou，haiganjiwoshuailianzi！xiaobingnifangxin，jinwanniliangjiurudongfang！”
“heihei，neijiuduoxieyuemudarenle！”
zhangbinglianshangyangyizheweisuodexiaorong。
xianranyijingzaihuanxiangyuliyunqidongfangshidechangjingle。
fuchunhuaxiaodehuazhiluanzhan，qiaozhangbingdetaidu，duiguinvhenmanyi，daolaopanshanggeyouqianguye，yesuanbuchang。
……
jirenhuidaoketing，luozuoshafa。
“xiaobinga，jielehunjiushiyijiaren，nikan，yunqitadidi，jixiaolixuedejiushiqixiu，nibushiyoujia4sdianma，yaoburangtaqujinibangbangmang？”
“yuemufangxin，daowodianlidanggejingli，gongziyigeyueshaoshuoyiwanwu！”
yitingzheihua，liqingfengliangyanfaguang，ganjinduanguoquyibeicha：
“bingge，wojiutiqianjiaoniyishengjiefu，yihoukekaonizhaogule！”
sanrenqilerongrong，fangfoyijingshiyijiaren。
pianpianzheishihou，chutiankuozhei“busuzhike”xingchongchongganhuilai。
gangyijinmen，haobuzhiqing，jizhejiubayinxingkapaidaolechajishang。
“ma，zheishiwankuaiqianwogaodingle！”
shunjian，fuchunhuamuzibianlelianse，zaobulai、wanbulai，feiyaodingzhefenglai，shiguyizhaonankanbucheng？
zhangbingyeshiyitouwushui，gaobuqingchuzhuangkuang：
“ayi，nin……haiyougeerzi？”
“bushi，xiaobingniwuhuile，tashiwoguniangqiannanyou，fenshoulehaisichanlanda！”
fuchunhuanaqiyinxingka，zhijieshuaidaolechutiankuoshenshang：
“ganjingunchuqu！shuoleduoshaobian，nipeibushangwojiayunqi！”
“e，qiannanyoua。”zhangbingzhanqishen，shenchushoubei，zhuanmenluchulejincancandelaolishi，“woheyunqibaihunyandeshihou，yidingtongzhini，zhenghaonihewoqianqizuoyizhuo。”
chutiankuomengquanle，shenmeqingkuang？
taheyunqidoutanhunlunjiale，zabanlubianchengleqiannanyou？haiyou，zheishalebajidetuhaoshishei，weimaoyaoheyunqijiehun？
“qiaonizheiqiongsuanyangzi，buhuishigongchangningluosideba？”
“jiefu！tajiushigepozhensuodexiaoyisheng。”liqingfengganjinbushangyidao，“wojieyouzhenzishentibushufu，zhaotaqiaolecibing，jiuyizhibuyaoliandechanzhewojie！”
“dui！laihamaxiangchitianerou！woguinvzhangdeneimepiaoliang，nigelailibumingdelanyisheng，jiumeidianerzizhizhiming！”
sangerenniyiyan、woyiyu，lunfanhongzhachutiankuo。
zhenmeijianguozheimedazhenzhang，chutiankuoyishiyakouwuyan。
jiuzaizheishi，woshimenbeimengranshuaikai——
“别吵了！”
liyunqihongzhongzheyan，chuanzhebaiselianyiqun，jibuzhanzaichutiankuoshenbian，laolaowanzhutadegebo。
“nimenshuozaiduodoumeiyong，wojiuyaogentiankuozou！”
fuchunhuapaianerqi，zhizheliyunqinuchi：
“nijiwobizui！gunhuilai！nishiwoshenshangdiaoxialaiderou，nideshierwohaizuobulezhu？woshiweinihao！”
liyunqibiezhelei，zhongyubaofale：
“weiwohao？nibujiushixiangjiqingfengzancailiqian，yaobawomailema？”
tingdaozheihua，fuchunhuayikouqishangbulai，chadianbeiguoqu。
liqingfengganjinfuzhemazuoxia，buduanshunzhetadehoubei。
“zuonieazuonie，shenglenizheimegelaicuizhaideguinv！hao，wohaijiubinile，nibugenzhangbingjiehun，jiubierenwozheigema，yihouyebiejinjialimen！”
“妈……”
liyunqiqinzhelei，yibazhuaqichutiankuodeshou。
“ma，woyebumannile，wohuaiyunle，yijingyouletiankuodehaizi。”
chutiankuoshuangmudengda，wocao，shenmeshihoudeshiqing？
liangrengenbenjiumeiqinreguoa！
怀孕！！！
cihuayichu，zhongrenqiqiqiaozheliyunqideduzi。
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