《shenzhouqumoshi》taijingcaile，buzhibuzijuejiukanwanquanpian，yijinghenjiumeiyouzheizhongyuedutiyanle，zuozhesuiyuefengyizuiposhidebifengmiaoshulezhurengongwangxiaoganghaitangzhijiandegushi，《shenzhouqumoshi》jiangdeshi：kao！zheijiahuozenmezhidaowojiadizhide？wangxiaogangxinlishunjianqianwanpicaonimakuangtaerguo，yipangdewangbazhengmanyidekanzhezijierzidexiaonvyou，huranjian，erbianchuan……
lucaofenfen，sizhouyangguangmingmei，yipianchunyiangrandeganjue。
zaibuyuanchu，jianlizheyizuofangzi，kancaizhi，yeshiyouzhexiangdangyidingdenianfenle。
fangzizhouweilinglingsansandedoushiyixiezhongzhihemiaodekanchairen，suiranzaidangjinzheigeshehui，jiqihenfada，danshibingmeiyoubianjidaogejiagehu，youqishitamenzheizhongxiangxiashanqu。
suishuogaigaidixingdimaobushishananshi，buguobenzhebaoliudibiaobenzhidexiangfa，jiuzhinengweiquyixiabufenqunzhongle，buguo，youjuhuashuodehao，shangdiweiniguanbiyishanmenshi，jiuhuiweinidakaiyishanchuang。
zheiyejiushiweishenmemeiyoupaoqitamendeyuanyinzhiyi，yaoshixianquanminzugongtongfuyu，jiuyaobaozhengmeigediqudouyaotuopin，zhengceyouhuifuduyexiangyinggaibian，zaijiashangtiandiguizefashengbianhua，dangdijuminxianzaideshenghuoheshubainian、shuqiannianqianxiangbi，jianzhihaolebuzhidaoduoshaobei。
yinci，meiyigecunmindouzaineililehehedechucaozhongdi。
turanjian，“honglonglong~！honglonglong~！”
tiankongzhongjianjianyongxianchulewushudeheiyun，heiyayadexuanfuzairenmendetouding，wanrushenxianzaidoufayiban；didongshanyao，dimianzaizhandou，shenzhihaichuxianleshudaoliefeng，wanrushijiemoriyiban。
jinghuangshicuoderenmenfenfenwanggaochupao，suirandangqianrenmendekejihenqiangda，shenzhinenggougaibianziranqihou，danshihenduodizhizaihaiyeyincigengjiarongyichuxianle。
“puchi”yishengjuxiang，buyuanchudeneizuobuzhicunzaiduoshaoniandefangzi，huranjianbeiyidaotianjiangshenlei，henhendipileyixia，suijihongranzhalie。
zheiyike，renleiduyoudetuanjieyoudianbiantixiandelinlijinzhi，zongshisuoyourenjingkongzhefenfenpaoxiangyuanchu，shengpazijibeiqianchelejinqu。
danshi，ruguonizixiguancha，jiuhuifaxian，bushaorenguyifangmanlexiesudu，zaizuihoujianjianxingchengleyipairenqiang，jibianshoudaoshanghai，yedoushitamenzaichengshou。
这，便是大义！
keshiqiguaideshiqingfashengle，dangneizuofangzizhaliezhihou，renmenfaxian，zaifangzizhadiaodedifang，dixiajingsanfachulailexiexujinguang，suizheshijiandetuiyi，neixiejinguangyuelaiyueliang，zuizhongshanyaoderenmenzhengbukaishuangyan。
danjinguangsanqudeshihou，renmenfaxian，heiyunxiaosanle，tiankongyijingfangqingle，dimianshangdeliefengbuzhiheshiyeyijingxiaoshidaijin，yiqiesihudouhuidaolexianqiandeshijianjie。
weiyibutongdedifang，jiuzaiyuneizuofangzibujianle。
yichuanshi，shichuanbai，zheijianshiqingyuechuanyueliqi，buguo，renmendehaoqixinyeshiyouxiande，zheijianshiqing，yinweihaowuyuantoudishuofa，jinjinzhibuguoshiyixierenkandaole，qiefangzishizhendebujianle，yinciyejiuchuanchengleyidaoweijiezhimi。
jinguangshanshuo，yuguangfeizou。
anyexingkong，yuguangshanshuo，jingyingguangmang，zaiyigeyueheifenggaodeyewan，jianglindaoleyidongfangzidangzhong。
zheitaofangzidezhurenshiyigeshiqudalao，tadelaopoganggangshengwanhaizi，muzipingan，dalaobanwubidekaixin，zhifujilesirenyishengshibeidejiaqian，yonglaiganxietadebangmang。
jiuzaizheigedalaobanhetadeqizianyidikanzhehuailidehaizideshihou，huranjian，chuanghubeidakaile，weifengchuifu，errenyiweibuguoshichuanghumeiguanhao，yejiumeizaiyi。
zhibuguo，yidaotamenkanbujiandeguangmang，feijinlewuli，zuanjinhaizimeixin，heneigehaizirongweiyiti，zheiyiqiefuhaoheqizidoubuzhidao，yinweitamenbuguoshilianggeputongren……
zheishiyigebabainianhoudeshijie。
suizherenmenduishijiegezhongziyuandekaifayuliyong，shijieyijingfazhandaolenanyixiangxiangdedibu，erxiangyaolizuyuci，jiuzhixuyaosuibianmanzuyigetiaojian：
diyigexuanxiang，yongyoufengfudezijin，dangnichengweilefuhaodalaoshi，nibianyongyoulelizuzheigeshijiedehuayuquan，jingjidililiang，zuyidongyaozheigeshijiedigeju。
diergexuanxiang，bianshiniyongyouzheteshudenengli.……
zheizhongteshudenengli，baokuohenduo，birushuo，youderenkeyikongzhishui，youderenkeyikongzhihuo，haiyourenkeyi……
恩.……
dangran，yongyouteshunenglideren，zhongguishishaoshu，danshigenjushiliaojizai，zicongbabainianqiandeyichangbiangu，shijieguizefashenglebianhua，juedaduoshuderendoukeyiganzhidaozheigeshijiesuoliudongdelingli，congerjinxingliantixiulian。
erzheizhongteshunenglibianshiwushuxianrencongxiulianzhongsuoyanhuachulaide，keyitongguoganzhishijiebenyuanzhili，tishengzijideliliang，shenzhirongruxuemaidangzhong，yichuanjihoudai，suiranliaoliaowuji……
shijianyihuangsannianguoqule，dangchuneigeshiqudalaodehaiziyijinghuiyayaxiyule。
suiranzheihaizishilianggeputongrenshengchudehaizi，danzhijinweizhi，bingmeiyoujueduidezhengjukeyizhengming，putongrendehaizibushiqianligu……
anzhaofalvguiding，sansuideshihou，haizimenkeyiqujinxingchubujiance，baokuozhishangjiance、tinengjiancedeng……
wangshifuqilianghentouteng，yinweitamendehaiziwangxiaogangdenengli，jianzhibuyaotaikeai！
“xiaogang，lai~zhangzui~”
“a~~”wangxiaogangzhangkaizui，“awu”yishengtundiaoshiwu，ranhou……
zaiwangmazhenjingdemuguangxia，shaozishangdeshiwuzijijianjianzengjiaqilai……
zheizhongshiqingfashengcishuduole，wangbawangmayejiujianguaibuguaile，tamenyegengjiakending，tamendeerzishigeyongyouteshunenglideren，zhibuguo……kongzhishiwuzheizhongnengli，haizhenshidiyicitingshuo.……
yushi，zaiduociduiwangxiaogangjinxingtinengceshihezhishangjiancehou，kejiyuandedaodezuizhongjielunshi：nenglishuyujingshenxi。
tingdaozhei，fuqilianghaishitingmanyide，shenjugaowei，ziranyanjiejiuhuikaikuoxuduo，jutamensuozhi，jingshenxidenenglizhe，zaiweilai，qiantudaduoshibuke**de.……
shijianrushuiban，zaizhijianhuaguo。
yizhenzhenqinyinhuaguotianji，chuanruerpan。qinshengyouyang，qinrenxinpi，wangmabaozhewangxiaogangzhanzaichuangqian，tingqinshengmiaomiao，beiganliunianfanghua。
真不错！
………
wangxiaogang：“.……yiyayiyayou”（zheigeqinyin，shenhewoyi）
wangma：“quzhaoyixiashisheizaidanqin，qingguolai”
wangba：“ranhou，cituita”
管家：“是”
王小刚：“……”
………
wangxiaogang：“.……wulawulatu”（youdianshangxin，nanguo，buxiangting）
wangma：“quzhaoyixiashisheizaidanqin，qingguolai”
wangba：“wochusanbeijiaqian，qingtaliuxia，zhuanmenweiwoerzidanqin”
管家：“是”
wangxiaogang：“.……”（woguoranshiqinshengdea~~！）
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